Chapter 107: How can a turtle be a fish?

By the time Lu Ningan and Huang Buxiang arrived at Elder Niu's residence, Dahua had already sobered up, but his spirit was still a little sluggish, as if his body had been hollowed out.

"Big flower, what's wrong with you!" Seeing that Dahua was in low spirits, Huang Buxiang immediately rushed forward, hugged the dog's head, and asked eagerly.

Dahua raised his claws and pointed at Lu Ning'an, and shouted aggrievedly: "Wangwang woo (he hit me!)" )”

"Okay, let's stop calling, don't call anymore, it's important to recuperate." Huang Buxiang couldn't understand what Dahua was saying, leaned over and picked it up, and said, "Let's go, let's go home!" ”

When Huang Buxiang walked into the rental house with Dahua in his arms, he was shocked again.

"Boss, has our family been attacked by the snake demon again?"

In the living room, there was a mess.

Tables and chairs fell to the ground, pillows were littered, and paw prints were all over the walls.

Among them, the bedroom door was the most damaged, with a large humanoid hole in the middle, apparently knocked out by someone with great force. In the corner next to the bedroom door, there is also a silver-gray laptop.

"Ah, that's my computer!" Huang Buxiang waved his arm and threw Dahua into the kennel, then hurriedly rushed over to turn on the computer, and after checking it carefully, he breathed a long sigh of relief, "Fortunately, the computer is not broken, and the study materials are still there." ”

Dahua suddenly felt more aggrieved, lying in the nest and whining.

"Jade senior." Lu Ning'an communicated with Senior Yu, "Can you unlock the formation on Da Hua's body so that it can speak normally?" I have something I want to ask about it. ”

Lu Ningan still hasn't figured out why he was desperately chasing Dahua uncontrollably at that time.

"Okay." Senior Yu immediately agreed.

I saw a flash of white light on Dahua's body, and a voice of grievance also sounded: "Woo woo, you not only hit me, but also lose me, and run away from home when the monk heals from his injury, you will never want to find me, woo woo woo..."

Huang Buxiang heard the voice, turned his head and looked at Dahua in surprise: "Hey, Dahua, can you speak again?" ”

Big flower's eyes lit up.

Huh? Yes, Ben Layman can speak again! I thought I would be able to talk again when I went back to that island.

Haha, great, could it be because Huang Buxiang threw it away just now and got rid of his problem of not being able to speak? Well, it must be so!

Thinking of this, the little complaint in Dahua's heart disappeared in an instant, and looking at Huang Buxiang, a pair of dog eyes were full of gratitude and regret.

What a good little fat man, why isn't he the master of this layman?

"Big flower, let me ask you something." Lu Ningan picked up a chair, sat in front of Dahua, and asked, "What did you do at noon today?" Why do I keep chasing you? ”

Dahua suddenly became sad and angry: "Obviously, you are inexplicably shaking your head and chasing me, and you still ask me what I did?" Why don't you tell me what you did? ”

Big Flower has a point, maybe it's not its problem.

Lu Ningan pondered for a moment and said, "Okay, then I'll talk about it first." At that time, I was practicing that book of "Turtle Divine Skills"..."

Soon, Lu Ningan described the situation at that time, and then asked: "Well, that's it, it's your turn, what were you doing at the time?" ”

"Okay, I was also practicing the exercises at the time, which is the book "Fish Control Technique", and I have successfully cultivated the first attempt - Fish Calling Technique." Dahua deserves to be the IQ ceiling of the dog world, and quickly calmed down and said, "After the cultivation was successful, I tried to use it. ”

"Oh, I see!" Huang Buxiang, who was sitting on the side eating melon seeds and melons, patted his thigh and said, "Although I don't know where your exercises come from, the answer to why the boss will chase big flowers is already obvious!" ”

Lu Ningan and Dahua turned their heads to look at Huang Buxiang together.

Huang Buxiang's round face flashed with wisdom, and he continued: "It's very simple, what kind of fish-summoning technique was Dahua using at that time, and the boss, you practiced the turtle magic skill, so the fish-summoning technique judged the nearby boss to be a real turtle, and then attracted Dahua's side." ”

Big Flower thoughtfully.

Lu Ningan patted Dahua's head and said to Huang Buxiang: "Impossible! The turtle god skill I practiced, and it wasn't the turtle transformation skill, so how could the fish summoning technique judge me as a turtle? What's more, turtles are not fish! ”

Huang Buxiang was dazed: "A turtle is not a fish?" So why does it add soft-shelled turtles? ”

"How can a soft-shelled turtle be a fish? Soft-shelled turtles belong to amphibian reptiles and are not fish at all. In addition, whales are not fish, snails are not cows, chinchillas are not cats, and large flowers are not flowers! ”

Lu Ningan listed a bunch of examples, and then said hatefully: "Third child, although you haven't had biology classes since you went to college, we can't return all the things taught by the middle school teacher!" We still have to master the common sense things, otherwise it will be easy to attract jokes when you go into society... But it doesn't matter, no matter what others think of you, you will always be my favorite third child! ”

"I think Buxiang makes sense." Dahua suddenly spoke, "Maybe the fish in this book of "Fish Control Technique" refers to all animals that can live in the water, not necessarily just fish. Do you remember when you were in the first level of the Thousand Waters Trial, you were competing against a calf calf? ”

Lu Ningan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that there was nothing to say.

Dahua makes sense...

But Lu Ningan was still a little unconvinced, and continued: "That's also a matter of choosing the name of the exercise, and taking the name of "Fish Control Technique" is very easy to misunderstand. ”

Dahua asked rhetorically: "Then what should be the name, it can't be called "Control of All Oceans, Rivers, Creeks, Ponds, Reservoirs, Fish, Reptiles and Mammals", right?" ”

Well, sure enough, the fish control technique is more concise and clear.

Lu Ningan could only agree with Dahua's point of view and said: "Okay, then today's incident as a whole is an accident, and when the two of us are together in the future, it should be no problem to pay attention to it." ”

"Agreed, Wang!"

Huang Buxiang on the side saw that a person and a dog had reached an agreement, and his curiosity finally couldn't be suppressed, and asked, "What have you experienced?" Why do you get such fun exercises as "Turtle Divine Skill" and "Fish Control Technique"? ”

"It's a long story." Lu Ningan thought for a while and said, "That's it, I'll talk to you slowly when I come back from a business trip." ”

"Without taking it slow, I can tell you right now, and I also brought you a gift." Dahua took out a page of drawings from under the kennel and put it in front of Huang Buxiang, and then said excitedly, "Wangwang, Wang, Wang!" ”

Large flower: ???

Why is Ben Layman speechless again?

Huang Buxiang hurriedly leaned down and hugged Da Hua, and asked anxiously while shaking the dog's head vigorously, "Da Hua, what's wrong with you?" What happened to you? What happened to you? ”

"There are some things that I don't want more people to know about for the time being." Senior Yu's voice sounded in Lu Ning'an's heart, "Go cook and pack your luggage, you have to set off tomorrow to find Changjiazhuang." ”