Chapter 135: Hello Grandma

Soon, the four of them met the first villager at the entrance of the village.

"Hello little sister." Huang Buxiang took the initiative to step forward and said to the little girl sitting by the stream fishing, "Is this Changjiazhuang?" ”

The little girl glanced up at Huang Buxiang and said, "You shouldn't call me little sister, you should call me grandma!" ”

Huang Buxiang: ... Why is this little girl so rude? Obviously she looks like a child who has just been a teenager, why should she be called grandma?

Lu Ning'an thought of something, pulled Huang Buxiang back, and whispered to him: "Didn't you say before that the aura gathered by this Spirit Gathering Array is of great benefit to human beings?" Maybe this child just looks like a child, and her actual age may be seventy or eighty years old. ”

Huang Buxiang suddenly realized: "Oh! The boss has a point! Tianshan Tong's grandmother, understood! ”

So Huang Buxiang walked up to the little girl again, bowed respectfully, and then asked politely in a low voice: "Grandma, is this Changjiazhuang?" ”

"Teachable!" The little girl nodded with satisfaction, "That's right, this is Changjiazhuang." ”

Lu Ningan also walked over, also maintaining a polite attitude, and asked the little girl, "Auntie, is there a place to eat in the village?" ”

Huang Buxiang: ???

"Yes." The little girl didn't care too much, raised her hand and pointed to the road at the entrance of the village and said, "Go along this road, and then turn right at the second intersection, there is a 'Changda Restaurant', the food is delicious and inexpensive, the amount is large and affordable, it is very recommended." ”

"Thank you, Auntie! Don't bother Auntie fishing! Lu Ningan thanked the little girl, and then walked into Changjiazhuang with the three of them.

The little girl looked at the backs of the three of them, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, revealing a hint of inexplicable smile.

It was about noon when everyone was cooking or resting at home, and the street was so deserted that no one could see it.

Lu Ningan and the others followed the route pointed out by the little girl, and soon came to the door of a small restaurant.

Just looked up at the dilapidated LED signboard hanging in front of the hotel, and was a little speechless.

The door was open, and behind the counter inside, a woman who looked to be in her thirties was dozing off on her back on a bamboo chair, her breath fluctuating.

Huang Buxiang swallowed his saliva and said, "This restaurant is really big, boss, let's go in and eat." ”

"Good!"

Originally, he came to eat, so Lu Ningan didn't delay any longer and walked into the store.

"Ding-dong! Welcome! ”

The crisp electronic induction sound suddenly sounded, and the woman immediately jumped up from the bamboo chair, with a smile on her face, and instantly switched to business mode.

"Ahh There are guests! Guests inside please! Several? Craving something? ”

With the lesson of the little girl's past, Lu Ningan and the others did not dare to slack off, Huang Buxiang pointed to the picture of shallots mixed with tofu on the wall, and asked cautiously and politely: "Hello grandma, do you have this tofu here?" ”

The woman was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Haha, grandmother? Where are people so old, my name is Chang Fa Cai, you can just call me Sister Fa Cai. Tofu, yes, I'll make it for you. ”

Sister Fortune? Why do we call her sister?

Lu Ningan and the others looked at each other.

"Ding-dong! Welcome! ”

At this moment, the electronic sound at the door sounded again, and several people turned their heads to look, only to see that the little girl from before walked in with a fishing rod in her left hand and a small bucket in her right hand.

Huang Buxiang has always been a good child who respects the old and loves the young, and when he saw that the little girl was having some trouble carrying the bucket, he immediately stepped forward and took the bucket: "Grandma, you hurry up and take a break, I'll help you carry this bucket!" ”

Hearing Huang Buxiang call the little girl's grandmother, Sister Facai suddenly smiled, raised her eyebrows, pointed at the little girl and scolded: "Chang Xiaodan!" Are you playing tricks on guests again? ”

Lu Ningan four: ???

The little girl was fearless and nodded: "Yes! ”

Under the little girl's active confession, Lu Ningan and the others quickly understood.

This Chang Xiaodan is really a seven-year-old bear child, and he is also a naughty bear girl, and his favorite thing is to play tricks on people in the village and foreign guests.

"Hahahaha." After finishing speaking, Chang Xiaodan crossed his waist with one hand and smiled happily, "It's the first time I've met such stupid guests, and I really believe them when I say it casually." Hahahaha..."

Sister Facai said things like "children are not sensible, don't care about guests", but when she heard such a fun thing, the corners of her mouth involuntarily rose and she laughed.

Chang Xiaodan continued to laugh: "It's so stupid, it's as stupid as you are Mom, hahahaha..."

The smile on Sister Facai's face suddenly froze.

Soon, Chang Xiaodan's fishing rod was snatched into the hands of Sister Facai, and then the pole was waved, the butt blossomed, and Chang Xiaodan's childhood became more complete.

Regarding the violent behavior of Sister Facai beating the bear child, Lu Ningan and Huang Buxiang of course have to work hard to discourage it.

"Sister Fa Cai, Sister Fa Cai, don't be angry, children are just messing around... You see, this little rod is discounted, and you get a rolling pin. ”

In the end, Chang Xiaodan finally rushed out of the door before Sister Facai raised her rolling pin, then turned around and pointed at Sister Facai, shouting: "I don't want you to be my mother anymore!" I'm running away from home! ”

After speaking, Chang Xiaodan turned around again, covered his ass and ran towards the entrance of the village crying.

Watching the child run away, Lu Ningan said with some worry: "Sister Facai, do you want to follow and have a look?" Don't let anything happen. ”

No matter how bearish a bear is, he is just a child after all...

"Leave her alone." Sister Facai angrily stroked her slightly messy hair, straightened her chest and said, "This kid has to run away from home ten or eight times a day, and he will come back by himself later." What else do guests want to eat, just tofu? ”

"Of course not, we also want braised pork ribs, sweet and sour tenderloin, boiled pork slices..."

...

Just when Lu Ningan and the others were ordering, Chang Xiaodan turned a corner by a small road near the entrance of the village, and then bypassed the main gate of the "Chang Hanging Big Anti Store" in a roundabout way, and sneaked to the door of an abandoned immortal temple in the middle of the village.

Then, Chang Xiaodan took out a wire from the back of his head, opened the door lock on the door with ease, then opened a crack in the door, jumped in, and then covered the door from the inside.

On the main hall of the immortal temple, there is a statue of a god standing upright, because of the disrepair, the surface of the statue is a little mottled, and the face is not clear.

Chang Xiaodan first took out a peach from his arms, respectfully placed it in front of the statue, and bowed three times seriously.

Then she actually retrieved the peach again, and walked around the statue as she nibbled on it, towards the backyard behind the main hall.

As soon as I arrived in the backyard, a staccato and weak voice sounded like constipation.

"Ji-Ji-Ji, little-girl-mother, you-finally-come-again-, are you-wanting-clear-chu-you?"