Chapter 34: The Feast
Not to mention being depressed, Qin Yuelou didn't take this matter to heart, although there was always a little breath in his heart,
However, the relationship between people and people is always diverse, and it is necessary to look at it with a rational eye.
"But I've found something, your bloodline manifestation should be a natural spiritual thing, right?" Hu Qiye is always an old veteran on the path of cultivation, and he broke through the essence of Qin Yuelou's spiritual stone monkey in one sentence.
Yuan Gong could see that Qin Yuelou's true appearance was a monkey, which was already good, and it seemed that Hu Qiye directly saw through the essence of the Lingming stone monkey, which had actually surprised Qin Yuelou.
"How do I know?" Qin Yuelou pretended to be confused, although he knew about the Lingming Stone Monkey.
Hu Qiye smiled and explained.
"If some inherently raised spiritual creatures appear in the form of scales and feathers, although they may have good nature, they will have some flaws compared to normal humans or other things." Hu Qiye picked out and said, "Returning to the origin of blood like you has an impact on your personality. ”
"You mean human nature, right?" Qin Yuelou asked Hu Qiye.
"Well, that's the case, so it seems that if these spiritual creatures are cultivated into human form, they either lack kindness, or lack evil roots, or they lose their minds, or they lose their human intelligence, like this, spiritual creatures have the power to change chaos, and people who are reincarnated into spiritual creatures will also be like that, and if you can do things like you, there may be fewer people... Love roots. Hu Qiye said half-jokingly and half-seriously, "Xu is a ruthless person." ”
"I don't have that kind of worldly desire." Qin Yuelou actually doesn't mind if she will lack her love roots, and fall in love in this kind of world? He's not that stormy yet.
"When you meet the person you want to love but can't love in the future, say this again." Hu Qiye wagged his tail narrowly.
"But after counting the time, it's time for my gangster's feast, let's go, little brother, remember your plan?" Hu Qiye asked Qin Yuelou.
"That's nature." Qin Yuelou nodded.
"Okay, don't do it for now." Hu Qiye bowed his head.
"Okay." Qin Yuelou nodded.
One person and one fox said goodbye for the time being, the man went to the main hall of the mansion, and the fox went down the mountain by himself.
The main hall of the mansion has long been cleaned by many domestic servants, and everything should be moved out, in this wide main hall there are a lot of round tables, the tablecloth is festive red, even the main hall is also a lantern, the red lantern is hung high, and the red double happiness is pasted outside the lantern.
This Hu Shanao and his family members sat in the right position to show the status of the head of the family.
Look at the "people" in the poetry town sitting in the center of the main hall, and the strange people around them are faintly surrounded by people.
Just by opening the nose god and rushing to the dragon jade, this main hall is filled with all kinds of demonic and ghostly qi, opening the eyes of the law through the ghost body, and looking through the whole audience, it is really a situation of demonic fog.
There is a little lady's waist swinging like a snake, but the cheeks are like an inverted triangle, and the tips are thin, but the eyes are also narrow and narrow slits and inverted triangles, which look like a Down syndrome.
There is a big man with hands longer than his knees, short legs and thick waist, and well-developed chest muscles like a gorilla, maybe it is really a gorilla.
Na Yuan Gong was also among them, holding a wine glass in his hand, raising a glass to Qin Yuelou to invite him, and Qin Yuelou responded with a salute.
There is also a fat giant man who is as soft as a bone and is trapped in the chair...
These are typical examples of the not-so-successful transformation of shapeshifting.
There is also a pink-faced Langjun sword in his arms, and there is also a half-old charm, and there are more milk-white snow girls...
These are typical examples of how successful the transformation is.
This side of the table is all successful or not so successful in the transformation, and the other side of the table is some people who were or were not human in life.
A young man does not smile, and the expression on his face is like that of his dead mother, dressed as a scholar.
There is also a small-footed man dressed as a Taoist, and the other is a short and sturdy man with a height of three feet, who looks like a dwarf, but he is wearing bright silver armor, like a general, and he looks like him...
These are not youkai, nor are they people.
A bunch of monsters, a bunch of ghosts, a group of people, and sometimes some half-demons.
Qin Yuelou looked left and right, and came to his seat, the fathers and villagers in Shixiang City naturally couldn't see the true appearance of the demon and ghost things with the naked eye, and they were still talking and laughing like that.
Qin Yuelou roughly counted his achievements, and then heard the gongs and drums beating next to Hu Yuanwai, so the noisy and lively main hall was silenced, and the needles could be heard.
"As the head of the Hu family, I naturally want to say a few words at the beginning, in fact, I invited many friends to come this time, because the youngest daughter Lianxiang wants to marry Sang Taishi in Shixiang City.
Hu can have so many friends to come, it is really Ling's humble house is full of flowers, but Lianxiang and Sang Taishi made a private agreement for life in the city, and they also visited the church to get married, but I thought about it, I didn't know when I got married, so I thought about letting Lianxiang worship the church again, so I saw that my heart was also comfortable..." Hu Yuanwai is gushing endlessly, like a river.
Qin Yuelou only felt that it was noisy, like a fly buzzing in his ears, just wanting to pull out its intestines and then wrap it around its neck ten or eight times and then tie a dead knot, talking nonsense with the school leader or leader, Qin Yuelou just wanted the world to be quiet.
The monsters don't have anything to say about this, just eat and drink, where is the human etiquette? I don't care if the host's family speaks or not, a group of people should eat and drink, and the people in the middle are very embarrassed.
In the eyes of the people here in Shixiang City, this Hu Yuanwai is an arrogant and informal guy, how can there be a saying that he has married twice in the church? It's not a dead wife or husband, and the people he knows outside Hu are not law-abiding people, they are all crazy people.
And only the ghosts who were human beings looked at Hu Yuanwai, and the expression on his face seemed to be smiling, and even the corners of the scholar's mouth who were not smiling also bred two smiles.
A demon, scholars don't learn like it, but they don't have a demon nature, and they are nondescript.
"Yuelou, what are you sneering at?" Qin Jianglong asked the youngest son beside him.
"I remembered a happy thing, that is, a joke, there is a fox, after cultivating into a human form, people are not like people, demons are not like demons, little garbage, ridiculous, ridiculous." Qin Yuelou's voice was not loud or small, and the people around him were confused, and they didn't understand what jokes were in Qin Yuelou's words.
But those demons and ghosts knew Hu Shanao's true body completely, and after hearing Qin Yuelou's words, they held back their laughter and felt very uncomfortable.
And the scholar who didn't laugh heard this, and saw the scene in front of him, the corners of his mouth were tense, and he couldn't hold it back.
"Hah... Ha··· Haha···· Hahaha..."
laughed first, and Hu Shanao's speech was interrupted.
Then the scholar laughed as if no one was in the main hall, completely ignoring the gaze of others.
The scholar who doesn't laugh is like bursting out the smile accumulated in this life at this moment, but this laughter is just an emotionless "haha" sound, although it is endless, but there is no feeling of laughing at all, indifferent and tasteless into the water, which is the so-called "stick reading".
But all of a sudden, the air of joy filled the entire main hall, and although the laughter of the scholars was emotionless, the people and monsters around them were a little happy from the bottom of their hearts.
The group of monsters and ghosts looked at Qin Yuelou with the expression of looking at the lucky one, and the eyes seemed to say, [It's you, Qin Yuelou, you can easily do what we can't do. 】
"This ghost is called not smiling at life, before his death was a parent who died early, so he has always been this dead face, there seems to be nothing worth making him happy and happy before his death, and over time he died of depression, but after death, he heard someone tell a joke and amused him, and he suddenly realized that he entered the ghost road, realized the ghost art, and then... Anyone he meets, who can make him laugh, will be rewarded by him, but if no one makes him laugh, then... He will make that person unfortunate and draw magic from misfortune. ”
Yuan Gong's voice sounded in his ears, this is it transmitting the sound into the secret, Qin Yuelou looked at it in surprise, so he thanked him again.
Although it is not clear why the Yuan Guild accosted him, it is better to explain it than to be confused.
Qin Yuelou rolled her eyes and looked at it again.
Then he spoke again.
"This Master Hu is like the old lady's footcloth, smelly and long, and Master Hu should speak like a eunuch in a restaurant..." Qin Yuelou paused when he said this.
The three-foot general slapped the table and jumped up from his chair, not knowing who he thought he was going to hit in the knee.
"What are you selling this kid? Don't talk about it? And what about below? ”
Qin Yuelou spread his hands and shouted violently.
"It's not down there!"
"What are you talking about? Ay? Missing below? Hahahahaha Don't laugh, this kid and I have an appetite, hahahahaha. ”
"Hahahahahaha Don't laugh and continue to laugh at the stick.
The vulgar joke is really tried, just like opening a yellow cavity can quickly integrate into the circle of middle-aged greasy men.
"This is a three-foot general, he was a general when he was alive, but he was killed by a traitorous eunuch and sawed off five feet, so he hates the eunuch, if he is against him, remember not to be higher than him." Yuan Gong continued to remind.
"Okay, Yuelou, don't speak." Qin Jianglong's face darkened, so to say, why did this kid choke on Master Hu again?
But the one he said [not down there] was really funny.
Although Master Hu was interrupted, he still had a smile on his face, and he probably was eating wheat husk in his heart.
"Since the distinguished guest thinks I'm verbose, let's go straight to the point, daughter and son-in-law, come out to worship." Hu Yuanwai said.
Na Lianxiang was draped in a hijab, her body trembled, and Sang Taishi looked like he was lost and depressed, and he was still walking on tiptoe, looking weird.
Qin Yuelou runs through the dark magic eye,
Just looked, Sang Taishi burst into tears with a sad face, padding the feet of the body, and grabbing the wrists of the body with his hands.
He's dead.
His own soul is attached to his body.
The festive red color on the body is somehow extraordinarily dark.