Chapter 29 Is Tragedy at the Core of Comedy?
"Big brother, you drink tea." Jinghe Xiaolong poured tea for Qin Yuelou with a flattering face, and after being healed by Qin Yuelou's skillful hands, he couldn't tell that he was beaten by Qin Yuelou and almost died.
Although it is the underwater Dragon Palace, but because Qin Yuelou wants to drink tea, Jinghe Xiaolong specially emptied the internal water and isolated the water from the outside world, and at the same time unsealed Ao Yun's sealed cultivation, Ao Yun regained the beauty that the dragon girl should have from the appearance of a shepherdess.
"Big brother, I was really woken up by you, I think I made a big, big mistake, I shouldn't be like that to Ao Yun, so you can just call the shots in this matter."
Qin Yuelou's face was expressionless, and he sighed in his heart at the personality correction of the Martial God, no, the ability of [Convincing People with Reason] is very powerful.
"Don't be so nervous, you can ask Princess Ao Yun what she thinks." Qin Yuelou took a sip of tea, looked at Jinghe Xiaolong, who was still hunched over, and said lightly, "Xiaolong, sit down."
"Hey, yes, yes." Jinghe Xiaolong sat in the guest seat at this time.
"Don't be so inhibited, just be like this is your home." Qin Yuelou's voice was gentle and amiable, with a kind look.
Ao Yuan and Ao Yun looked at Qin Yuelou one after another, and the thoughts in their hearts were the same, "This is originally his home, and the anti-guest is not so anti-guest, right?"
"Hey, that's what you said, big brother." But Jinghe Xiaolong seems to be looking at Qin Yuelou's horse.
Not to mention, although this Jinghe Xiaolong has committed domestic violence, he is also clean and does not have any blood and food, otherwise Jinghe Xiaolong would not be alive now.
"Okay, after that, it's your family matter, Princess Ao Yun, it's inconvenient to trespass." As soon as Qin Yuelou arched his hand, he began to drink tea.
Ao Yun sighed: "From now on, you and I have nothing to do with each other, and I will pack some things later."
"? When did we ever have a relationship? On the day of marriage, you refused to let me go to the cave room, okay, I endured it, but in the days to come, every time I mentioned this matter, you were reluctant, husband and wife? Are you and I husband and wife?" Jinghe Xiaolong said sarcastically, and then it was quite painful,
"I have never asked if there is anyone in your heart, but since you are married to me, you treat me like this, I knew it was so, why didn't you just refuse in the first place?"
Qin Yuelou blinked, feeling a little bad in his heart, and his handsome face also had a little bit of a distorted emoji prototype.
This won't be the direction of some bloody love ***-type drama at eight o'clock in the middle of the night, right?
What love can't be, so hate, and then domestic violence...
"From the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you at first sight, respected you and loved you, but you are like a heavenly fairy, never looking at me with pity, only in the name of husband and wife, I ask you, since you don't love me, then why do you marry me?" Jinghe Xiaolong's tone was tainted with resentment.
"No, I... I'm just..." After Ao Yun listened to Jinghe Xiaolong's words, she was also a little sad, but she organized the language for a while, and then she spoke,
"I don't have someone else in my heart, I just have no one in my heart, but I don't want to give myself away so casually, as for you and me to get married, the order of my parents, I can't disobey it, it's just that I was naïve at the time, maybe you can walk into my heart... So..."
"After so many years, the iron and stone can be covered with heat, can I enter your heart a little?" Jinghe Xiaolong's resentment dissipated most of it, but he also asked Ao Yun dejectedly.
Qin Yuelou and Ao Yuan looked at each other, in fact, Qin Yuelou always felt very embarrassed and wanted to leave early, but there was also a kind of uncontrollable desire to eat melons in his heart.
"Honestly, no." Ao Yun told the truth.
"Is there someone else who has come into your heart?" Jinghe Xiaolong asked again.
「···」 Ao Yun struggled in his heart for a while, and then said, "Yes."
"Heh, others can, but I can't do it alone, Ao Yun, you are really hard-hearted to me." Jinghe Xiaolong sneered, "Forget it, you and I will have nothing to do with it in the future, you pack up and leave, you and I...
One parting and two wide, every life rejoices."
"Isn't it a bit insulting for you to say this, a domestic violence man?" Qin Yuelou couldn't help but squeeze a sentence of Jinghe Xiaolong.
"Big brother? What do you mean by that?" Jinghe Xiaolong didn't understand why Qin Yuelou suddenly squeezed himself.
"Domestic violence is domestic violence, that is, you hit her; People don't like you, you can play on the spot, it's a big deal to break up early, but why do you have to abuse her?" Qin Yuelou couldn't see Jinghe Xiaolong's behavior anyway.
He will also evaluate the cause of the matter and then express his opinion.
Assuming that it is cheating, then no matter which party cheats, then the domestic violence of the other party will be within the scope of understanding, and it can be understood, but the behavior of domestic violence is indeed something he does not approve of.
But if it is for his own interests to kill the other half, then the punches and kicks after being found out are not considered domestic violence, this kind of thing should be called anger and lightweight revenge, this kind of thing Qin Yuelou fully agrees.
But this relationship between Ao Yun and Jinghe Xiaolong, in Qin Yuelou's view, does constitute domestic violence.
"So what can I do? No matter how well I treat her, how I treat her, she is not salty or light, I just like her, I can't stand her treating me like this, what else can I do?" Jinghe Xiaolong began to pour bitter water on Qin Yuelou,
"She said she likes the pastries of Baiwei Zhai, okay, I'll buy them; After buying it, she said that she wanted to change the taste, and wanted to eat Fu Liji's roast chicken, okay, I went to buy it, but after buying it, she said she wouldn't eat it, okay, I can bear it, it's okay to play a little temper and a little temperament once or twice, but it's like this every time? Big brother, you know me..."
"Stop, stop, when will I get to know you? I'm just going to give you a personality fix today." Qin Yuelou hurriedly asked Jinghe Xiaolong to stop.
"No, big brother, in the old punch you beat me, I understood your fist intent, it was a kind of fist intent that led people to goodness, that was a kind of understanding fist intent..."
"Okay, okay, don't talk about this, listen to what Princess Ao Yun has to say." Qin Yuelou has one head and two large.
What's going on? It stands to reason that the normal script bias shouldn't be to hit the small, come to the big, and then come to the old? Why did the painting style become this kind of bloody drama when I came here?
He is a martial artist, not a mediator of family disputes, he has never been married, and he has never talked about love a few times, and it ended in a hurry.
He doesn't know what *** is.
Experience points are close to zero, there is no love and being loved, but you have to bear the burden of adjusting family disputes that you shouldn't bear?
He'd rather go to war, fight, fight.
But the matter has come to this point, let him not deal with it, and he feels that it is inappropriate, typical nosy, old-fashioned and warm-hearted, just like a warm and kind neighbor.
"These are tests for you." Ao Yun said.
「???」 After Qin Yuelou and Ao Yuan heard this, they glanced at each other in surprise.
"You call this a test? You've been testing like this for twenty years." Jinghe Xiaolong said, his eyes were deep, and he seemed to be unable to look back on the past.
Qin Yuelou looked at Jinghe Xiaolong's gaze revealing a trace of sympathy.
"No, cousin, you... Isn't the test going on for too long?" Ao Yun couldn't help but ask.
"Is it long? I just asked him to buy something to eat, and to go back and forth with his feet to and from the sky to a pillar of incense, but each time he didn't bring it within my expected time, such a simple test was just to see if he took me to heart, was that difficult?"
"Yes, the time to go back and forth to the top of the sky for a stick of incense, but do you know that as the Dragon King of the Jing River, I also have to be in charge of the flow of the Jing River, and I also have to be in charge of the precipitation in the basin, without the slightest delay. Jinghe Xiaolong said with a mocking face,
"I could have bought it for you when I was done, but you didn't understand me at all, did you?"
"Refinement." Qin Yuelou commented in a low voice and shook his head, "This is too unauthentic."
Ao Yuan glared at Qin Yuelou again, but quickly looked away, because she also felt
It's a bit unauthentic to have to do it with my cousin.
"Forget it, I didn't pass your test anyway, so what about the person who walked into your heart? Has he passed your test?" Jinghe Xiaolong seemed to look away suddenly, and then asked Ao Yun.
"Hmm." Ao Yun nodded.
"So, what is your test for him?" Jinghe Xiaolong asked again.
"Send the letter." Ao Yun said.
"Twenty years, it's not enough to send a letter once." Jinghe Xiaolong shook his head with a self-deprecating smile.
Qin Yuelou's face looked like sweaty soybeans, and he suddenly felt that Jinghe Xiaolong could endure it for twenty years, and he licked it properly.
"You can't lick a dog." Qin Yuelou looked at the huge Jinghe Dragon Palace, but it was Ao Yun sitting on the main seat, and sighed inexplicably.
"Sending a message? Could it be that Liu Shusheng?" Ao Kite asked the dragon girl.
"Well, the first time I saw him, I thought he was a responsible man." Ao Yun nodded and praised Liu Shusheng.
Jinghe Xiaolong pinched the chair handle with one hand and cracked it open.
"At the end of the day, you're just making fun of me." Jinghe Xiaolong stood up from the chair, "You go, I will treat you as if I haven't seen you in the future, I will let your maidservants pack up your things, and go to Dongting Lake another day to excuse yourself and leave."
"You..."
"Go, I don't want to see you."
"Okay."
So, Ao Kite took Ao Yun and left.
And Jinghe Xiaolong sighed deeply and squatted on the ground.
"This... It's weird and complicated, your domestic violence, she is fine, although your domestic violence has a reason... But it's still quite complicated, so it's better to separate like this." Qin Yuelou also squatted beside Jinghe Xiaolong.
"Big brother, I'll tell you something from my heart." After Jinghe Xiaolong saw Ao Yun and Ao Kite leave, he talked to Qin Yuelou.
"Say it, don't dig it out." Qin Yuelou touched the cuffs, took out a pack of cigarettes from it, mint double exploded, and after skillfully unpacking it, he handed it to Jinghe Xiaolong, and took one himself.
"Just light it and suck it, everyone is an adult, that's why I gave it to you, if you're a minor, I won't give it." Qin Yuelou and Jinghe Xiaolong were dressed in ancient robes and held cigarettes in their hands.
However, Qin Yuelou's posture of holding a cigarette is like an old smoking gun, and Jinghe Xiaolong is completely novice.
Anyway, the painting style is already crooked, and he doesn't mind if it's crooked.
"Say it." Qin Yuelou gave himself some points first, and then gave Jinghe Xiaolong some points.
"Actually, I never beat her, I just sealed her cultivation." Jinghe Xiaolong took a sip and shivered as Qin Yuelou looked.
"Huh?" Qin Yuelou frowned and asked, "You didn't hit her?" And where did her injuries come from?"
"She likes to live in the world of her own imagination, in the world of her imagination, I am a lustful dragon who spends all day drinking, and I will punch and kick her if something goes wrong, but in fact, she just beats herself, if I don't seal her cultivation, she can kill herself, last time I saw her, I took out my own flesh with my own hands, and said that it was the child she fell." Jinghe Xiaolong lowered his head and smiled bitterly,
"The sheep I asked her to herd are actually a bit of a Taoist spirit, so look at her and let her not be stupid."
"Then why don't you settle her in the Dragon Palace, but let her herd sheep outside?" Qin Yuelou asked Jinghe Xiaolong.
"This old dragon pond is thousands of feet deep, and the sunlight is not convenient to shine in, I think the sun is so warm, it is better than the bottom of this deep pool, right?" Jinghe Xiaolong said.
"So, what you said just now is true, but the things about abusing her were all performed by yourself, and you also wanted to take the blame, just to prevent Ao Yuan from knowing that Ao Yun had a problem with this?"
"Yes, but one thing is true, when I saw you at the time, I really thought you were hers... What the hell?" Jinghe Xiaolong didn't say that word, "And I had a bad temper before, so I treated her well... That's fine."
Six ears listen to the heart, Jinghe Xiaolong did not say half a lie.
"It's over, so didn't I mistake you?" Qin Yuelou also lowered his head.
"No, you did wake me up, I shouldn't have been stumbling for a woman like this, and my bad temper had caused a lot of good marriages to leave me."
Qin Yuelou's martial god supernatural ability with the title of [Personality Correction Fist: Convincing People with Reason] is really beyond Qin Yuelou's imagination.
This is simply a kind of slap in the face to help people become enlightened, and this kind of enlightenment is really suitable for being a psychiatrist, the kind that will cure the disease and make people still alive.
Qin Yuelou could even imagine that if it wasn't for them coming, but Qian Tangjun coming, a sad and good man like Jinghe Xiaolong would be bitten and killed by Qian Tangjun involuntarily.
Even if Qiantangjun doesn't come, this tormented relationship will continue, because Jinghe Xiaolong can't get out of this strange circle at all.
"I'm sorry, I blamed you." Qin Yuelou quickly apologized, he was also a person who confessed his mistakes.
"Big brother, if you hadn't woken me up, I would have had to torture each other with her..." Jinghe Xiaolong said, and the cigarette in his hand burned out.
Qin Yuelou threw the cigarette butt to the ground, habitually stepped on it and crushed it.
"I feel better when you say that, it's just... I'm a little curious, why does Ao Yun have this paranoia?"
"Listen to Yue... Dongting Longjun said that Ao Yun had seen a strange thing when he was a child, and it was a... The swollen corpse of a woman soaked in the water, but logically speaking, just a woman's corpse is not too terrifying, but Ao Yun was frightened into something wrong, even if it is cultivation and nourishment, it has not yet returned to normal."
「··· Then this is really haunting." Qin Yuelou covered her head and lit another cigarette.
No matter how many grievances and hatreds there are in this world, whether it is laughter and scolding, joy and light comedy, or tragedy with bitterness and hatred, if countless stories are invaded by the old days, there will no longer be that orderly reason.
When the time comes, there will only be a sense of powerlessness.
"And I heard Ao Yun say that she also saw a very strange monster woman, and when she asked something, she said, 'Yuji Yuji, where are you?' At that time, her situation became even deeper."