Chapter Eighty-Five: The Imperial Failure to Honor
I can see that the concubines at the bottom are sour and sour, but they have to be complimented on this face, and they are reminded once again that there are many concubines in the harem, but in the emperor's heart, no one can go beyond the queen.
"The emperor has eaten honey today, this mouth is so sweet!"
Looking at the harmonious appearance of the emperor and queen, the queen mother laughed happily.
"Hahaha! The queen mother is right, I really drank a big spoonful of honey today! ”
"Hah! Hehehehe......... You, you! ”
Looking at her son who was joking like this, the Queen Mother couldn't help laughing, and the concubines and princes also laughed, light and joyful, the scene was a harmonious one!
Laughing and laughing, the emperor's eyes fell on the nephew on the side, everyone laughed happily, just this kid is still that cold face, but compared to the past, the eyebrows and eyes are softer I don't know how much, and the eyes are looking directly at the neat girl below.
The emperor couldn't help laughing, and said: "Today's school examination is good, or Chen'er is ingenious and proposes to test the cooking skills of the school show girl." ”
looked at Ye Qiuhan and said, "There are still young people with a lot of tricks!" ”
Following the emperor's line of sight, the smile on the queen mother's face narrowed slightly, and she looked at this grandson again, "It's quite troublesome!" ”
"It's good that the queen mother and the emperor are happy."
As if he didn't understand anything, Xie Xuchen only stood up and bowed, and received the praise of the Queen Mother and the Emperor, which choked the Queen Mother and the Emperor, and was very helpless.
Just as the superior was talking and laughing, everyone's dishes were ready and served.
One dish after another was savored, nodding or shaking his head, liking or disgusting, each with laughter and annoyance.
Ye Qiuhan's dry pot was presented without a mouthful, and it was highly valued by the emperor and the queen mother, but looking at this dish, it was full of pickiness, and the color was not good, and there were too many chili peppers, and the ingredients were too ordinary, and they were too tired.
"It's not a good dish." After being picky for a long time, the emperor made a summary, "Chen'er, this wife, you still have to find someone who can cook, and the concubines in my harem have good skills." ”
Hearing this, Ye Qiuhan's head was lowered, and he was sweating profusely, is this a dish that is picky about her, obviously it is picky about her!
knew that these two would be dissatisfied with her, but I didn't expect to be so dissatisfied, so dissatisfied, is it still possible for her and Ah Chen's marriage?
"Your Majesty, Queen Mother, try it while it's hot, Han...... Miss Ye's cooking skills are also very good, I think this dry pot is more delicious than the chef of Luo Binlou, whether this dish is delicious or not depends on its taste. ”
Picking up a piece of rice cake and putting it in his mouth, the soft and glutinous rice cake was covered with a layer of salty and fresh sauce, which was so delicious that he stretched out his chopsticks again before he finished eating.
"If the emperor and the queen mother don't like it, then give it to me, I haven't eaten lunch yet, I just like it very much."
His eyes fell on the woman who was lowering her head below, and Xie Xuchen made a pun.
The two of them were choked and blew their beards and stared, but in the end their mouths were honest, and after tasting the taste of the dishes, their expressions were surprised, but they couldn't pull their faces to ask for another bowl, so they could only grin and watch a big pot of vegetables being divided up by a group of people.
"Poof! Puff puff! ”
At this moment, a series of voices suddenly sounded, and everyone looked at the source of the voice, it was the girl next to Ye Qiuhan, her face was very familiar, she had been mixed with Zhang Suyun's group, and she was also full of arrogance, as if there were few people in the world who she could afford.
But at this moment, facing everyone's eyes, the arrogant face was full of pain, forbearance and shame, his legs were clamped, his face was red, and his elegant form in the past was completely gone.
Resisting the urge to laugh, he looked up and glanced around, there were three or four of them who behaved like that girl, and Zhang Suyun was also one of them.
As an ambitious show girl, she naturally wants to behave well at this time, and no one dares to lose her honor in front of the emperor at this time, so she can only forbear, thinking about forbearance and passing.
But in this world, many things can be endured, but definitely not diarrhea.
However, before anyone could speak, the girl finally couldn't help it and fell into a thousand miles on the spot!
The stench filled the entire space in an instant, and even outside, the stench of Yoneda was still so strong that the people around were dumbfounded.
Before everyone could react, several more indescribable voices sounded, and an even stronger stench spread again.
"Ahh
"Gross!"
Looking at the pickled scene of the four people being covered with stinky bodies and yellow soup dripping all over the ground, a group of delicate and expensive show girls finally couldn't help screaming.
Far away, far away, vomiting and vomiting, the air that was just full of tempting aromas of vegetables is now only disgusting.
The scene was chaotic, the Western women were screaming, and the emperor and others who had just been happy in the high position were also stunned by this scene and hurriedly asked someone to deal with it.
But several people pulled their stomachs on their pants in front of the emperor, the queen, the queen mother and the concubines and princes, this is the first time in thousands of years, and this is no longer a matter of disgrace in front of the emperor.
Retching, Ye Qiuhan had stayed away for the first time, but he still couldn't hold back his nausea and vomited.
At this moment, she was glad that she didn't eat anything at noon, and she regretted it a little, this scene was indeed too disgusting, although she took revenge, she really disgusted herself.
A good school examination, only the mess and smell all over the ground remained, the emperor and the queen mother and other bigwigs brushed their sleeves away on the spot, and several show girls who lost their honor on the spot were taken back to Chuxiu Palace, crying was an earth-shattering sound.
After this incident, several show girls with diarrhea completely lost their qualifications for the draft, and this matter spread out, whether anyone married or not, and they will have no face to see people in the future, which will become their lifelong black history.
Even if Zhang Taishi's power leans towards the opposition, he can't change the fact that these show girls have been ruined.
"Tut-tut! You really deserve it! Let them be arrogant! Back in the house, Su Xiaorong laughed out loud without hiding her schadenfreude, "Today's ugliness, let alone a draft, they are afraid that they will be ashamed to see people!" I'm afraid the family behind them won't let them out anymore and be embarrassed! ”
"Rejoice! It's a pleasure! ”
"What the hell is going on with them?"
Su Xiaoru is also very happy that the person who bullied herself has suffered retribution now, but she is more puzzled, how could it be so coincidental, it is unbelievable that they all broke their stomachs together at such an important time!
"No matter how coincidental it is, it's impossible to have diarrhea at the same time, are they drugged?"
"How could there be such a coincidence, they must have been yin, isn't it obvious that they are being shaded." Su Xiaorong sneered, there is no doubt about it.
"I don't know who did it, it's really for the people to eliminate harm and make people happy."
"No, this is the medicine, where did it come from!" Su Xiaoru also knew that this situation must be calculated, but it was not easy to drug in the palace.
"We can't get the medicine, but some people can get it, just like our cousin, don't you also have the prince of Ping to send things from time to time......"
Suddenly, Su Xiaorong's voice paused, and she frowned and looked at Ye Qiuhan, "You shouldn't have done this, right?" ”
"Huh! Don't talk nonsense, what does this have to do with me, I ......"
was startled, and Su Xiaorong's suspicious eyes immediately puffed up her chest and became unhappy, but halfway through the words, the door was vigorously pushed open with a 'bang'.
"Ye Qiuhan!" It's Zhang Suyun!
"What are you doing? If you don't go back to your house to take a bath, come to our house to do something, don't make our house smelly! ”
Looking at the person who was crying with red eyes and the group behind her, Ye Qiuhan frowned unhappily, and spit out the knife when he opened his mouth, facing the person who wanted to harm her with a poisonous snake, with this attitude.
"Shut up!" Screaming irritably, looking at the people around him who avoided him without a trace, Zhang Suyun gritted her teeth with hatred, her eyes seemed to be quenched with poison, and she waited for her ruthlessly, "Is it you?" Isn't it you! Ye Qiuhan, did you drug me! ”
"You must have hated me for bullying you, so you drugged us, made us ugly, and ruined us! You wicked slut, I want your life! ”
With a hideous face, he rushed over with his teeth and claws, saying that Zhang Suyun was going to fight hard.
"Enough!"
Compared to fighting, she Ye Qiuhan will not lose to these pampered eldest ladies, but she can't admit this matter to death!
"What are you crazy about!"
Unceremoniously pushed the person away, watched her fall to the ground, and said unceremoniously: "Don't bite indiscriminately if you make a fool of yourself, what evidence do you say I drugged you!" ”
"All my salutes have been checked before entering the palace, and it is impossible to carry any medicine at all!"
"If you don't bring it, it doesn't mean that no one will send it to you, doesn't Prince Ping often send you things, it's not difficult to get you some medicine at all!"
Zhang Suyun still didn't give up, and got up and had to rush again, "You just hate me for letting ......"
"Big sister!"
But just when Zhang Suyun didn't choose to speak, Zhang Suyu behind her suddenly spoke to stop her from blurting out the words, "Sister, calm down." ”
Facing Zhang Suyu's warning eyes, Zhang Suyun's face turned pale for a while, and his mind was a little clearer.
"What do you put in it?"
Ye Qiuhan squinted at her, and then looked at Zhang Suyu, with a chill in his eyes.
"Hate me for letting them exclude you, Ye Qiuhan, you are so vicious!"
Ye Qiuhan was a little disappointed, isn't Zhang Suyun that stupid, but Zhang Suyu, it's a pity that she didn't get hit!
"I'll say it again, I didn't drug you, the prince of Ping, as a Dali temple, knows what he can and can't do, he has never given me medicine, if you have evidence and come to me to ask for guilt, don't want to frame me without evidence, I am insignificant, but the prince of Ping Wang is not something anyone can bite!"
"How not you! It must have been you who put the medicine in Sydney, several of us have eaten Sydney, it must be you! ”
"Sydney?"
Facing Zhang Suyun's accusation, Ye Qiuhan frowned, "You guys took my Sydney!" ”
"Hah! If you don't ask, you can see it as stealing! A thief, who stole the things of the master's family and ate something, came to ask the master's family, I was really eye-opening, and the upbringing of the Zhang family really opened my eyes! ”
"Who stole it! It's just a few pears, you don't want to put it outside, I just can't see the waste, why even the saint said that you should be diligent and thrifty, what's wrong with me doing this, or do you say that your Ye family has gold and silver mountains, you can waste them at will! ”
At this time, Zhang Suyun became smarter, obviously jealous of stealing things, but it became the thrift in her mouth, but unfortunately no matter how well she said it, it couldn't change the fact that she lost her honor in front of the emperor.
"Again, I haven't drugged." Ye Qiuhan didn't argue, he only said: "There must be something strange about your diarrhea together, it must be investigated, and when it is clear, it is not too late for Miss Zhang to come to Xingshi to ask about the guilt, I will not admit what I haven't done." ”
"Humph! Of course I have to investigate, who dares to harm me, I bite her to make her regret coming to this world! Seeing her like this, Zhang Suyun hated her so much that her eyes were dripping blood, and she couldn't wait to break her body into pieces.
It's just that Ye Qiuhan is not afraid at all, and she has not been drugged since she found out that Da Tian! That's what everyone says!
"You ......"
Zhang Suyun was about to say something more, but suddenly his face changed, his legs were clamped, and everyone was so frightened that the birds scattered, and they all had psychological shadows.
Ye Qiuhan also hurriedly took a few steps back, looking guarded, "Miss Zhang, please go back!" ”
The disgust on his face was so bright that Zhang Suyun ran away crying, and the lady of the sky on the clouds had already fallen into mud and dust!
"Miss Ye!"
Zhang Suyun ran away, but Zhang Suyu stayed, looking at Ye Qiuhan's eyes full of unkindness, "I just hope that Miss Ye really has nothing to do with this matter, my Zhang family is not something that anyone can bully." ”
"Mrs. Zhang is highly respected, so naturally no one dares to bully the Zhang family." Ye Qiuhan only smiled frankly, "Besides, I didn't take the drug, and I didn't answer this way many times." ”
After a while, everyone dispersed, Ye Qiuhan closed the door, and turned around to meet Su Xiaorong and Su Xiaoru's embarrassed eyes.
Ye Qiuhan: "...... I really didn't get drugged! ”
"Oh~!"
What the heck! What a pity! It would be bad if she was drugged, but if she was drugged in the palace, she wouldn't be too long!
Just when everyone was speculating about whose trick a few show girls had fallen for, when the lady in charge took a group of palace maids and eunuchs to search all the rooms, another bad news came, and the queen mother also had diarrhea!
When they heard the news, everyone was first shocked, and then panicked, it was just that the show girl of Chuxiu Palace had diarrhea, which could also be said to be the medicine that other show girls were jealous of, but now the queen mother also has diarrhea, this matter is serious.
Only Ye Qiuhan raised her eyebrows when she heard the news, although she was a little sorry for the Queen Mother and her old man, but she was really a little gloating, this time someone is really going to be finished!
When it comes to show girls, the investigators may still drag their feet, but when it comes to the Queen Mother, things become resolute.