Chapter 370: Two Hundred and Seven Gaia and his wife
Seeing that he had attracted the attention of Tyfeng, he quickly put away his thoughts, smiled and patted his ass: "The strength of the Great Demon God is the best in the world, and all the gods must respect you for three points, so why is it surprising that I am a mortal who is afraid." ”
"It's not because of this, is it?" said Typhon with a smirk, "I remember how many sons I didn't make, and I think I heard that you killed them?"
"Rumors, absolute rumors!"
Where did Excellence dare to admit it, and quickly began to open his eyes there and talk nonsense: "Great God, you also know that I have a grudge with Zeus and Hera, and they must have deliberately spread it because they have ruined my reputation." Besides, how can I, a small human being, beat your son, the great god, you exalt me too highly. ”
"Oh, I see. ”
Typhon laughed, "Those bastards are pure waste, and living is also bad for my reputation, I wanted to kill them for a long time, but I haven't had that time to spare." I heard that you killed them, and I wanted to thank you, but I didn't expect that it was all rumors, which made me happy in vain. ”
"You should express this thank you to others, it really has nothing to do with me. "I didn't dare to admit that I did it myself, and I said in my heart that what you said sounded good, in case you want to avenge them after I admit it, I will be very tragic.
Typhon looked at himself with a wary face, and said with a smile: "Okay, I have a big deal to discuss with you, and I will definitely not do anything to you, so you can let go of a hundred hearts." ”
Excellence had heard him say Nexus before, and knew that he was Typhon, so he really didn't want to have anything to do with him, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "The Great Demon God is really joking! I don't have any other skills, I still have self-knowledge, what can I do to help you with this little strength, you might as well ask for another master." ”
"Hey, hey, that's not up to you, and you'll agree to it eventually. ”
Typhon said with a wave of his hands, forming a hurricane that enveloped Excellence inside. Excellence instantly felt like it was being put in a condom, and it couldn't move at all. Typhon waved his hand, and the hurricane flew straight ahead of him.
"Your sister, I originally thought that after cultivating in it for so long, I would be able to fight with those gods and a half, but I still have no power to fight back when this fucking other person uses real kung fu, which is really depressing. "Seeing that he was taken down by someone with one move, he didn't say anything, so he couldn't break free for a long time, so he was not discouraged.
Vushkat smiled bitterly: "This guy's strength is too strong, Athena and the gods of Apollo are estimated to be able to hold out three moves and two styles under him, so you don't need to regret it so much!"
"Don't say it, is he really that terrifying?" said Excellence, a little unconvinced.
"Nonsense is not, a person dares to rebel against the gods of Olympus, without absolutely powerful strength, what do you think he is?" Vushkat said, "Otherwise, with Zeus's ruthless methods, knowing that he has bad intentions, how can he be allowed to run rampant until now!"
"Uh! Seems to be right. "Excellence thought that Thetis and Charon mentioned him, and their expressions changed drastically, so it seems that this guy found him, it must have something to do with the rebellion of Zeus, I have to be careful not to put myself in it.
Soon I came to the sky above a big mountain, and I saw that the mountain was surrounded by all kinds of buildings, some of them were tall and rough, some were small and exquisite, and some of them were strangely shaped, completely out of the concept of architecture, as if the builder was completely scribbling at will.
Typhon shouted in the air, "Daddy, mother, this kid has brought me here!"
After a while, there was a burst of laughter, and then a middle-aged woman came out, and I saw that she was tall and strong, wearing a beige dress, it was Gaia, the mother of the earth. Next to him was a bearded old man with all white hair, who was also tall, with a ruddy complexion and a smile on his face.
Typhon raised his hand to unblock the hurricane outside of Excellence. Hearing Typhon's call to his parents, he knew that the two gods were Ouranos and Gaia, and after regaining his freedom, he hurried down to the ground to salute them.
Gaia looked at the outstanding salute and nodded with a smile: "Well, you should indeed make a big gift to my wife, otherwise what I have done will not be in vain." ”
Although he didn't understand what she meant, he didn't dare to ask more, and went to pay a salute to Ouranos, saying that for my sake, I should also do this great gift for the sake of using your old name. After the salute, he peeked at the old man, not to mention, this old guy is really a bit similar to Tai Bai Xing in the TV series "Journey to the West", no wonder Athena guessed at him when he was talking nonsense.
Ouranos glanced at Zhuo Zhuo twice, pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "What! One by one, two blew him to the sky, how do I feel like a waste? ”
"Shut up, you old thing!" Gaia glared at Ouranos and said angrily, "He's a human, which human have you seen cultivating like him?"
"Why not!" Ouranos was very unconvinced, "Zeus's mortal sons are not bad, Perseus, Dionysus, and Hercules, who was once brought by Athena's girl, which one is not better than this kid?"
"Nonsense, they all have your bloodline, and it is a matter of course to be strong. Gaia was upset when he heard both words Zeus, and immediately became unhappy when he heard it.
Seeing that the two were arguing again, Typhon pulled his arm and said, "The old man and the old lady quarrel and play when they have nothing to do, this is not the place to talk, follow me inside." ”
"Well, thank you very much!" Excellence was anxious to get back, but he had to nod his head if he wanted to go, so he immediately followed him towards a tall building.
The old couple over there stopped making noise when they saw that they were leaving, and immediately followed their son in.
The four of them came to sit down at a white marble table in the living room, and Gaia raised his hand and took out a large horn like a sheep's horn, and poured some golden liquor from it into four jade bowls. Looking up, he saw that Zhuo Zhuo was looking at himself greedily, and handed over a bowl with a smile and said, "I haven't eaten in it for a long time, let's drink a bowl of wine to warm up first." ”
At this time, Excellence was not polite, and took a sip and drank dry. Smacking his mouth, he suddenly remembered where he seemed to have seen this horn, and looked at it carefully: "This is the horn of abundance?"
Typhon pouted disdainfully and said, "Hehe, what's so strange about the horn of abundance, this is the horn of abundance, which was made by my mother's ** strength, and the divine food fairy wine flowing out of it is much stronger than the one made by Zeus." ”
Excellence couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart, let you blow the sky, imitation is imitation, maybe the effect is really as you said, but from the root of it, it still falls inferior.
Gaia poured another bowl of divine food and handed it over, and Excellence took the next few bites and ate it all. After a bowl of wine and a bowl of rice, you can clearly feel a warm heat steaming in your stomach, which is very comfortable.
After a few glasses, the alcohol surges, and there are more unnatural words. After another drink, he said, "God Typhon, how do you know when I will come out of the eye of the sea, I haven't figured it out?"
As soon as these words came out, the originally lively atmosphere instantly cooled down. Ouranos' face changed, he glared at Gaia with a cold snort, got up and walked out, as if there was something in the sea eye that made him unhappy.
"Damn old man, you're still eating those idle vinegars. Gaia paid no attention to him, and ate and drank there.
Typhon whispered in Excellence's ear: "Little one, you said the wrong thing, that place is the passage where my old lady and Pontus cheated, and the old man has been looking for many years and has not found it, so when he hears it, he is angry." ”
"Your sister, I'm really unlucky, I actually poked at someone's G-spot at once, isn't this looking for death?"
Excellence has a request for others, knowing that it seems calm now, if it really annoys anyone, it can kill him, and immediately chased him out. "Then I'll go and apologize to his old man. ”
Gaia saw that Excellence chased him out, but Typhon was sitting there indifferent, and hurriedly said: "Why don't you go over and take a look, in case you really annoy the old fellow, it won't be in vain to kill us casually!"
"Hehe, hey, his strength is too poor, if he can't even put his straight father on the table, he won't be qualified to be our partner. Typhon sneered.
Excellence chased out to take a look, and saw Ouranos cursing Pontus while fiddling with a huge pile of cement and sand, and several small houses next to the pile. The small houses are also different in style, just like the real estate models of the developers of the previous life.
Excellence looked at the chaotic buildings all over the mountain, especially those things that were strangely shaped and completely detached from the concept of architecture, and said to himself, could these have all been built by him?
Ouranos saw Excellence chasing after him, glanced at it, and said angrily: "Waste, what are you doing here?"
Excellence originally wanted to apologize to the old guy, but at this time, the old man must not be willing to accept the direct apology, and said that he was so keen on these things, I think I should like it very much, I might as well start with these buildings.
In his previous life, in order to pursue a girl in the Department of Architecture, he had worked various ancient buildings in China. It's a pity that he is so poor at math that he doesn't have a three-dimensional concept at all, so he has a pattern in his head, and as long as he gets to do it or draw drawings, it will be a mess, so of course the girl is not without any hope.
At this time, Vushkat helped but just made up for this shortcoming, so he ignored Ouranos's sarcasm, went to those architectural models, looked at this, touched that, and loved all of them a little.
Ouranos glared at him and said coldly: "Get out of the way, or I'll kill you little bastard immediately." ”
Excellence didn't speak, just went over and fiddled with the cement and fine sand, and kept doing it as he remembered. One will make a double-storey small pavilion, one will make a three-story attic, one will make a quadrangle, one will make a duplex small building in the Jiangnan water town in the Ming and Qing dynasties, and finally make a model of the Xi'an Big Wild Goose Pagoda, but the number of floors is more.
I couldn't do it before, but now I can do it, and I immediately immersed myself in the thrill of creation, and I have long forgotten the passage of time, and I breathed a sigh of relief at the moment when the last tower was ready, and when I looked up, I saw Ouranos looking at himself like a monster.
Just when he didn't know what was going on, Ouranos stepped forward and picked him up, spun around in the air a few times, and laughed: "Haha, I found a treasure, I found a treasure, you are a treasure from heaven." ”