Chapter 149: An abstract painting from a netizen

In order to sing beautifully, Bao Bao Ding will always practice singing and sing around the clock, rather than only singing at night, so Yu Yang ruled out the possibility of Bao Ding.

And they don't have enough lung capacity to sing so that the whole building can hear them.

The elf who can sing people to sleep, the first object of suspicion, is naturally Fat Ding.

Chubby Ding...... Chubby Keding ......

In other words, Miss Qiao Yin's other main force, Fat Keding, was discovered by me in advance......

Little Lucky Egg, almost a doll, and now I've met Fat Ding again, just Pippi, and the Pink Demon has basically touched it all.

Yu Yang thought secretly.

Fat Ding may be able to meet it, but Fat Keding needs the Moon Stone to evolve, and the number of existences is very rare.

Fat Keding is a top psychiatrist, the standard for Miss Qiao Yin in the Carlos area.

It is said that their fur is very soft, pleasant to the touch, and has an excellent feel, just one touch can make people feel comfortable all day long.

How comfortable its fur is to the touch, Yu Yang has always wanted to give it a try, but unfortunately this wish is a bit difficult to achieve.

If a hypothesis is made, then a solution needs to be provided to solve the problem.

Although Chubby Ding's singing voice is not aggressive, if it sings in broad daylight, it will be bad if a passerby falls asleep because of his singing and something bad happens.

"Fat Ding is not like Bao Ding, he will keep singing to himself, it should have an object to listen to when he sings, I suggest that the school staff check the monitoring and see if there are any strange people who don't go back to sleep at night and run around outside near Xiaoyu's apartment."

In Yu Yang's eyes, this is not a problem at all, even if there is no trace of Fat Ding, the school has installed several cameras in the direction of the sound, whether it is a person or an elf, all whereabouts cannot be hidden, just monitor it at all times.

As long as the owner of his voice is a cute elf with a gentle personality, then the students' fear will disappear and they can concentrate on the lesson.

"They are harmless elves that do not harm humans, and if the school people find their sights, they can just drive them into the mountains."

After speaking, Yu Yang nodded to the host imperceptibly, signaling that he was finished.

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In the following time, these invited guests asked Yu Yang questions one after another, most of which were about how some humans should get along with elves, what kind of laws should be promulgated by the official, and how to prevent humans from raising dangerous elves without permission.

In this way, an hour passed, and the staff outside the venue kept waving reminder boards, signaling the host to bring the rhythm of the show into the second stage, that is, connecting Yu Yang with netizens all over the country online to answer some unknown elves they encountered in their lives.

After all, the elven encyclopedia has only been online for a few days, and there are still many people who don't understand what various elves look like, and there are many more elves who are not on it.

There are a lot of software for the identification of various items, and the series of videos of "Identifying Internet Popular XX" is still popular.

After Yu Yang answered the question raised by the last guest, Xiao Cheng pinched the time and said loudly:

"Thank you for your questions, and thank you for your patience."

"Since the preview of our program was sent to major platforms, netizens have responded very much, and they have asked for an additional link of network connection, so that our professional Yu Yang can solve various problems for everyone."

"No, arrangement! Let's enter the second part of the show - identify the popular elves on the Internet! ”

As Xiao Cheng finished saying this, the on-site director began to insert a small clip of more than ten seconds.

The staff motioned for Yu Yang to sit in the center of the table and adjust his sitting position.

Wait for the halftime clip to finish.

Netizens in the live broadcast room only saw Yu Yang sitting in the middle of the screen, a small pink egg sitting on the table like a cute little toy, motionless, only black eyes purring, indicating that it was not a doll.

The large screen of the barrage in front of him has become a software similar to a network conference room, and the barrage of netizens has been placed in the lower left corner and kept scrolling.

"We started connecting with the first netizen." Yu Yang coughed lightly and motioned for the staff to connect.

The netizens who are connected to the network are some high-quality users who have paid for them selected from various platforms.

In addition, there is a delay of more than ten seconds in the connection, which can prevent some old 6 from deliberately causing trouble and cutting off the signal in time.

So it's hard for the unexpected to happen.

Soon, on the opposite screen, a video screen with not very good quality suddenly appeared.

In the center of the picture, it is filled with a large head.

"Hey, hello Mr. Yu Yang, can you hear me?" A subtle sound of electricity rang out, followed by a loud voice with a subtle accent.

[I'm pinching the hemp drops, the magnetic explosion infantry, this is, return my ears! ] 】

[This guy has such a loud voice and a big head, please stay away from the camera, I'm afraid. 】

"You can hear it, you can hear it." Yu Yang's scalp was numb from the shock, and he smiled pretending to be indifferent, signaling the netizen to ask questions quickly.

Netizens seemed to see the barrage's complaints, and hurriedly pushed their bodies back a little, revealing half of their bodies.

Then, he picked up a piece of A4 paper on the table, pointed to the picture on the paper, and asked:

"Teacher Yu Yang, this is something I found by the river in front of my house two days ago, is he an elf? What kind of elf is it? ”

Yu Yang looked at it and almost fainted.

[Nima, I'm laughing to death, what the hell, Picasso is not as abstract as you. 】

[Deliberately came to make trouble, right? Brothers. 】

[This can be guessed, I eat three catties of incense. 】

On the paper, a black pen is used to draw a crooked stick figure.

Yu Yang racked his brains and tried hard to associate, and finally could barely see that the netizen drew a big bird.

Why is it trying to see it, because this guy has painted a large circle of round lines on the beak of the bird, the tail of the line, and a strange folded line.

The lower body of the bird is not the shape of a bird at all, but a mass of twisted lines and a pair of crooked wings.

Only the bottom pair of three-legged paws can vaguely identify the creature as a bird.

"This netizen, may I ask what color is the big bird you saw?"

The netizen replied without thinking: "Blue, and when I saw it, I found that it still had a yellow-skinned mouse stuffed in its mouth." ”

Yellow-skinned rats?

You say that the round line on the picture is a yellow mouse?

Yu Yang resisted the urge to complain and was about to continue to ask questions, but suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

A yellow-skinned mouse stuffed in the mouth, or a bird, at the water's edge ?!