After Concubine Jia was married, the Rongning Second Mansion was busy cleaning up for two more days before it was finished. That Sister Feng was already very tired, but she was still struggling as if she was fine, commanding everything. Only Jia Baoyu has always had nothing to do. On the morning of this day, the attacker went home again, and only came back in the evening, Baoyu was even more idle and not interested, at this time, Brother Jia Zhen from Ningfu in the east came to invite him to watch the play, so he went together. Before leaving, Concubine Jia gave cheese from the palace and asked someone to send it, but Baoyu didn't eat it, thinking that the attacker loved to eat this, so she asked the attacker to keep it.

When I arrived in Dongfu, the play was very lively, vigorous, as if the scene of the explosion, Baoyu felt that it was a little vulgar, so he took a few looks, and changed it to the courtyard to hang out. The little guys around him thought that they would only go back at night, so they all avoided playing, some ate tea and drank, some went to gamble, some even went to prostitution, and some young people were still watching the play.

Baoyu saw that he was left alone, and suddenly remembered that there was a small study here, and there was a painting of a beauty in it, but the beauty was lonely, and the beauty could not be lonely, so he wanted to go over and take a look. Thinking about it, I found the study, and just got to the window, I heard the voice of a human ** inside, and it was indecent. Baoyu thought to herself, could it be that this beauty can't live, and humans are making people?

Baoyu licked the window paper with her tongue, and when she looked, she saw that the beauty was not alive, but it was Mingyan who was pressing a girl who was doing what the police Phantom Fairy Gu had taught in the past. Baoyu couldn't help but shout: "It's amazing! He kicked the door and entered, so frightened that the two men and women spread out to each other at that time, shaking their clothes and shaking (sooner or later they scared everyone out of trouble).

When Mingyan saw that it was Baoyu, he knelt down and begged each other. Baoyu said: "Blue sky and white sun, what is this! Uncle Zhen knows, are you dead or alive. "Isn't it a crime for the subordinates of Gou Jiazhen's Mansion to do that. While looking at the girl, although it is not of the highest grade, it is still white and slightly moving, and she is blushing and red. Baoyu stomped his feet and said, "Don't run yet." "That girl got orders and reminders, and flew away.

Baoyu asked Mingyan again, "How old is she?" ”

Mingyan said, "It's no bigger than sixteen or seventeen." ”

Baoyu said: "I don't even ask how old I am, and I don't know anything else." Pity her for knowing you in vain. ”

After a while, Mingyan asked, "Why doesn't the second master watch the play?" Baoyu said: "After watching it for a long time, it's annoying." In this way, let's go to your eldest sister's house to play, and see what she is doing at home? (This is the most well-fed thing that children love to do.) ）

Mingyan said: "If they knew, they would beat me if I took the second master blindly." ”

Baoyu said, "There is me." Unafraid. ”

Mingyan was helpless, pulled the horse, and secretly went out with Baoyu through the back door.

When he arrived at the attacker's house, Mingyan shouted: "Second Master Bao is here!" Frightened, he ran out of the attacker, suspicious, and saw that it was Baoyu, intact, so he was surprised, and said that he was not afraid of a traffic accident on the road, so he came alone, and saw that he was going to sue for a cigarette when he went back. Mingyan said: "(I had to listen to him because I was caught by the second master.) I can't say I can't come, the second master scolded and called me to come, and then blamed me! ”

So I hurriedly let him into the room. There were three or five other girls in the room (I didn't pay attention to family planning at that time, and there were many girls), and when they saw him come in, they all bowed their heads and were ashamed. (Feudal.) When Baoyu saw the house, it was like an Internet café, and it was irregular everywhere, and the family was huddled in it to make do with it. The attacker hurriedly poured the tea, pulled out his mattress again, sat under Baoyu's buttocks, and got a hand stove for him to hold. Baoyu saw that the two attackers' eyes were slightly red, so she asked the attackers, "Why are you crying so well?" ”

The attacker laughed and said, "I didn't cry, I was confused just now." At this time, the old mother of the attacker put a table of fruits, and when the attacker saw that there was nothing good to eat, she said, "Since you are here, you can't have an empty stomach, so let's taste a little." As he spoke, he took a few pine nuts and held them in a handkerchief and gave them to Baoyu.

Baoyu said, "I'll keep good things for you to eat at home." The attackers said, "Be quiet, so that they may hear." At the same time, he took the psychic jade from Baoyu's neck, smiled and said to the sisters, "You have seen and understood." This is the legendary treasure jade, you see, what rare things will be seen in the future, it is just such a thing. "There is a sense of pride and superiority in the language. The sisters were busy reading it carefully, and they all thought that this wireless plug-in (UBC) was good. Then the attacker ordered his brother to hire a sedan chair and send Baoyu back.

But he said that since Baoyu went out, the maids in his room were joking wantonly, and Baoyu's nurse Li Mo came again with a cane - her task was to eat the cheese left for the attacker, and she seemed to get older and the more she couldn't eat. When he went into the house, he saw the cheese and said, "What is this, I will eat it first." A girl said, "Don't move!" That's for the attackers. I came back and got angry again. Li Mo was anxious: "What is attacking people, it's not the hairy girl I have conditioned in my hands." Don't say that I ate a bowl of milk (I don't know the goods, I call this milk), no matter how valuable it is, it should be. I don't want to think about how he grew up, my blood turned into milk (I eat grass, I milk milk), he grew so big after eating, and now I eat his bowl of milk, and he gets angry? I'm partial to eating! ”

After speaking, he drank and chewed a bowl of "milk" and ate it all. Then, having completed the task, there we went.

After a while, Baoyu returned, and the attacker also came back soon. Baoyu said, "Bring the cheese." ”

The maids said, "Grandma Li has eaten." ”

Baoyu was just about to speak, but the attacker hurriedly smiled: "It turned out that this was left, I can't get used to eating dairy products, and after eating it the day before yesterday, I had a stomachache and vomited." It's good for her to eat, or it's a waste. I just want to eat air-dried chestnuts, you peel the chestnuts for me, I'll make the bed. ”

Baoyu listened to the belief and thought it was true, so he ignored the matter of "milk", took chestnuts for himself, and peeled them under the lamp. While no one was there, he asked the attacker again: "Who are you wearing red today?" The attacker said, "It's my sister-in-law." When Baoyu heard this, he praised twice. Then he said, "What are you sighing for! Baoyu said: "I think, I think she is really good, why only she was in our house." The attacker sneered and said, "Forget it, I am the life of a slave alone, can I not even be my relatives?" Pick a good one to come to your house. Baoyu listened and said with a smile: "You are too careful." I just praise her for being good, she is worthy of being born in this deep house compound, and how wronged she is to be idle in an Internet café. But I was born in this mansion with a turbid substance, isn't it upside down and wasteful? ”

The attacker said: "She is not wronged, she is seventeen years old this year, and she is also pampered, and she is about to get married." ”

Baoyu heard the word "marriage", and sighed and sighed. It was very unpleasant, so I heard the attacker say, "But now that I'm going back, they're all gone." ”

When Baoyu heard this, she was quite surprised, hurriedly dropped the chestnuts, and asked, "You want to go back, what's the matter?" ”

The attacker said, "I listened to my mother and my brother discuss today, and they will redeem me next year." ”

When Baoyu heard this, he was stunned: "Why do you want to redeem you?" ”

The attacker said: "Hey, that's weird, even in the imperial palace, it's also a selection every few years, and a change every few years, don't talk about you." Now that my family has come to redeem it, the old lady should have asked me to go back, maybe she didn't even want my worth, so she kindly asked me to go back. (The value is the price of the girl.) ）

Baoyu sighed: "I knew that I was so ruthless and unrighteous, so I didn't call you here in the first place, and I was left alone alone." So saying, he went to bed angrily.

It turned out that the attacker was at home, and the old mother mentioned that she wanted to redeem her back, but she said that she would not go back until she died, and said: "At the beginning, you had no food to eat, so I was left with a few taels of silver and sold me out." Now fortunately, he sells this place (a model bureaucratic family), eats and wears the same as the master, and does not beat or scold. Treat people, usually humble young ladies, can't be so respectful. Now you have sorted out your family business and are full of success (opening an Internet café) and have recovered. If it's still hard now, ransom me out, and then sell it for another price, and pay it back. But now it's not difficult at home, what are you going to do with me now? When I die, don't have any more thoughts of redeeming me! After saying that, he cried and fussed. Mother and brother stopped talking about ransom her. Just now I saw her and Baoyu's invisible scene again, and I understood this girl's mind (she was determined to make an aunt's wife), so she understood even more, and the more stones fell to the ground, and there was no more redemption.

At this time, the attacker went to push Baoyu from under the bed, and saw that Baoyu was full of tears, so he smiled and said: "What's so sad about this, if you really want to keep me, I will naturally not go back." ”

Baoyu felt that there was something in the words, and hurriedly asked, "How can I keep you, you can tell me." ”

The attacker said, "If I tell me two or three things, as long as you follow me, I will put the knife on my neck and I will not go back." (As an alternate aunt, she has the responsibility to teach her husband and children, so she took the opportunity to persuade Baoyu to study well.) So I won't go back to the Internet café. ）

Baoyu hurriedly said: "Don't say two or three, I will depend on you for a hundred." Good sister, good sister, say it quickly. ”

The attacker said: "The first thing, whether you really like to read, or fake it, but in front of the master, or in front of others, you don't always slander (the ancients), just make a look like you like to read, and teach the master to be less angry." He is a person who has read for generations, and since he has you, but he doesn't like to read, he has been angry in his heart. And you still talk nonsense behind your back, and if you are motivated by reading, you will name others 'Lu Yi', and say that except for "University" (one of the four books), everything else is nonsense, and they are all mixed up without understanding the meaning of the sage. These words, can you not complain that the old man wants to be angry and beat you all the time? (In the opinion of the original narrator of the story, except for some books of the pre-Qin period, the other books are incorrect and are written blindly.) In fact, after the pre-Qin, there was an emperor, there was no nobleman in the rule of the officials, and the autocracy was strengthened, so he wrote a book again, although it was said to be perfunctory according to the meaning of the book of the pre-Qin, but the autocratic idea was deepened, so the original narrator of the story also felt it, saying that the books behind were not good books, and he did not understand the meaning of the sage. Actually, it's not that I don't understand, it's deliberate. In the pre-Qin period, the autocracy of the princes was weak, and the books and ideas were better. ）

Baoyu smiled and said, "This is easy to do, I won't say anything more." It was all when I was a child, and I didn't know how thick the sky was, and now I don't talk about it anymore. What else? ”

The attacker said: "Also, don't slander the monks (they are also the transmitters of rotten thoughts), adjust the fat and make the powder (Baoyu likes to make rouge with girls, which is very unproductive). There is an even more important thing, you are no longer allowed to eat the rouge rubbed on people's mouths. Baoyu said: "All the changes are changed." What else, say quickly. The attacker said, "Nothing more." Just don't always be willful (in an authoritarian society, be like an authoritarian, don't think it's in the United States). If you are all dependent, even if you carry me in a sedan chair, I will not go out. ”

Baoyu said: "Yes, you have been here for a long time, and you are not afraid of not being able to sit in a sedan chair." ”

The attacker sneered, "I'm not uncommon with this. There is that blessing, but there is no reason for that. It's also uncomfortable to sit on. (The eight-lift sedan chair is for Mrs. Zheng, and my ambition is to be an aunt's wife, so I will save this sedan chair.) The girl was born in an eight-lift sedan chair, and there is no "that reason". Attackers know their duty very well. ）

The two of them said, looking forward to a happy life that will not be separated for the rest of their lives, and when they saw that the night was getting darker and deeper, they washed up and fell asleep. This busy day with nothing to do is even if it passes again.

The next day, Baoyu got up, and when he saw that there was nothing to do, he went to Daiyu's room again. (Look at the eight sedan chairs.) Huh)

Na Daiyu was taking a nap in the room. This Daiyu is also very beautiful, you don't have to go to work, you can also take a nap. Baoyu woke her up and said, "Good sister, just after eating, I went to sleep, it's not good for the digestive system." "Wake up Daiyu. Daiyu saw that it was Baoyu and said, "You go out." I was unwell all night, and I haven't rested yet, and my whole body is sore. ”

Baoyu said: "The pain is small, but the illness is big when you sleep." I'll talk to you to relieve your boredom, and the sleepiness will pass. ”

Daiyu said: "I'm not sleepy, just take a break." You can go somewhere else and come back. ”

Baoyu said: "Where am I going, I am tired of seeing others." ”

When Daiyu heard this, she sneered and said, "Then if you have to be here, go over there and sit honestly, and let's talk." ”

Baoyu said, "I'm crooked too." ”

Daiyu said, "You're crooked." (Meaning, only lie crookedly, and do not move.) ）

Baoyu said, "There is no pillow, we are on one pillow." ”

Daiyu said, "Fart! Not a pillow outside? Take one and put it on your pillow. ”

Baoyu went to the outside to take a look, and then came back and said, "I don't want that, and I don't know which dirty woman it is." ”

When Daiyu heard this, she opened her eyes, got up again and said with a smile: "You are really the Heavenly Demon Star (enemy) of my destiny!" Please pillow this one. As he spoke, he pushed his pillow to Baoyu, got up and took another one, pillowed himself, and lay down opposite each other.

Daiyu saw a blood stain the size of a button on Baoyu's left cheek, so she leaned closer, caressed it with her hand, and said, "Whose fingernail is this?" Baoyu said, "It's not a scratch, it's just a little bit of rouge paste for them." (What the attacker said, it still hasn't changed today!) As he spoke, he turned over his handkerchief to wipe it. Daiyu wiped it for him with her own handkerchief, and said in her mouth, "You have done these things again." No matter what you do, you must bring out a pretense. It's that the uncle can't see it, but others see it, and it is a novelty to learn and blow it into the uncle's ears, and everyone should be unclean and angry. ”

Daiyu is arrogant, you can't pound rouge, but if you pound it, you will pound it, and you don't blame Baoyu much, just say that he is stupid. In short, it's also informal.

Baoyu didn't listen to these words in her mind at all, but just smelled a faint fragrance, emanating from Daiyu's sleeve, and smelling intoxicating. Baoyu grabbed Daiyu's sleeve and wanted to see what was wrapped in it (what kind of incense box incense pills) were inside. Daiyu smiled: "Winter is cold and October (and I don't sweat), who brings any incense." Baoyu smiled and said, "If that's the case, then why is it fragrant?" ”

Daiyu said, "Even I don't know. Presumably it was the aroma of smoke when the clothes were in the cupboard. ”

Baoyu said, "No, it's not that kind of fragrance. (He's an expert.) ）

Daiyu sneered: "Could it be that I also have some kind of incense recipe for the Arhat real person to give me?" Even if I had, I didn't have my own brother and brother to make flowers, Rui'er, frost, and Xue'er for me. All I have is a bit of vulgarity. (Speaking of Baochai.) ）

Baoyu said with a smile: "If I say a word, you will pull up so much, and I won't give you a benefit, and I don't know, I won't spare you from now on." After saying that, he turned over, slapped his hands twice (like a little mouse), and reached out to scratch under Daiyu's armpits. Daiyu was most afraid of itching, and as soon as she stretched out and scratched it, she was already reflexively laughing out of breath, and said, "Baoyu! If you make trouble again, I'll be annoyed. Baoyu stopped and said, "Will you say it in the future?" ”

Daiyu said, "Don't dare." As he spoke, he straightened his sideburns and said with a smile: "I have a strange fragrance, do you have a warm fragrance?" ”

Baoyu didn't understand and asked, "What warm incense?" ”

Daiyu nodded and sighed and said, "Stupid! If you have jade, people will have gold to match you! People have 'cold incense' (cold incense pills), but you don't have 'warm incense' to match? (Generally, people who are sensitive to words, such as Daiyu's poems are always sensitive to words, and if they want to say some words of banter, it is impossible, they can't help it.) ）

Na Baoyu immediately became anxious again, and said with a smile: "I begged for mercy just now, but now I am even more ruthless." After saying that, he stretched out his hand to scratch it again. Daiyu hurriedly smiled: "Good brother, I don't dare." Hehe. ”

Baoyu said, "It's okay to spare it, but give me a sniff of the sleeve." After saying that, he pulled his sleeve and put it on his face to smell it. It's like a puppy is sniffing a pair of shoes.

Daiyu snatched her hand back and said, "You should go." ”

Baoyu said, "Go, don't go." Let's lie down and talk. (Lying down counts as Sven.) After saying that, he fell.

Daiyu also fell down and covered her face with a handkerchief. Baoyu said some nonsense without a match, but Daiyu just ignored it. Baoyu said, I'll tell you a big thing in your hometown, okay, Daiyu heard it was a big thing, and said, Wow.

Baoyu then began to make up the story: Once upon a time, there was a group of rat spirits in a forest cave in Yangzhou who wanted to steal things, and the old rat ordered: "Who is going to steal rice?" "A little mouse will take the order, and I will steal rice. Lao Qian asked: "Who is going to steal the beans?" "As soon as the mouse receives the order, he will steal the beans. One by one, they received the arrows and went out. In the end, there was no one to steal the taro, and a very small and weak little mouse said, "I'm going to steal the taro." "The old rat saw that he was too cowardly and powerless, so he was not allowed. He said, "I am young and infirm, but I can steal better than them." I turned into a taro, rolled in a pile of taro, so that no one could see it, and then I carried it all by stealing. "The old mouse said, then you change one and I'll take a look. The little mouse said, "It's not difficult. Then he shook his head and said "change", and he became a beautiful lady. The old rat and all the rats said that they had changed wrong, they had become wrong, didn't they say that they had become taro, how did they become misses? Xiao Yuan returned to his original form and said, "I said that you have never seen the world, and you only recognize that the fruit is taro, but you don't know that the young lady of Master Shilin of the salt class is the real Xiangyu." ”

When Daiyu heard this, she turned over and got up, and said with a smile to Baoyu: "I tore your mouth apart!" I knew you were making it up. (This person's EQ is high, and his IQ will be low, and this funny story is not funny at all, but people who may have feelings think it's funny to say something.) Daiyu twisted Baoyu crooked her mouth and told her again and again, and was making a fuss, only to see Baochai come in.

Baochai said, "What's wrong? ”

Baoyu said, "I'll tell her an allusion." Baochai said, "What allusion? I'll listen to it too. Daiyu said: "Please sit down, you see, he scolded people, said that I was a mouse, and said that it was an allusion." ”

Baochai smiled and said: "So that's the case, there are many allusions to Brother Bao's stomach." It's a pity that I forgot to use allusions when I should have used them. The allusion to Basho's poem the night before should have been remembered, but he couldn't remember it, everyone else was so cold in the room, but he was sweating in a hurry. This will remember other allusions. (Baochai's words are not very interesting, about once there is feelings, it is boring to speak.) ）

Daiyu said: "Amitabha, in the end, is my good sister. He said to Baoyu again: "You can be regarded as having met an opponent, but you can know that it is good to report and report, and you are unhappy." (Let you just make me up, and now people will expose you.) ）

As she was talking, there was a noise outside, it turned out that Li Mo had a menopausal attack, and she was making trouble again, she saw that the attacker was lying on the bed because of the occasional wind chill when she went home (back to the Internet café), she came again, saw it, and scolded: "The little prostitute who forgot Ben!" I lifted you up (and cultivated you), and now I am coming, and you lie down like this, and ignore it. I wanted to pretend to be a fox to coax Baoyu, but Baoyu ignored me. You're just a hairy girl bought for a few taels of stinky silver, and you don't pull it out to match a kid (married), see if you're still coaxing Baoyu like a goblin! ”

The attacker first distinguished two sentences, and then heard "with a boy" or something, and cried aggrievedly.

Baoyu and Daiyu Baochai hurriedly came out to persuade them, but Li Mo did not restrain himself, and he cried as he spoke. At this time, fortunately, Sister Feng heard the shouting, and persuaded with a smile: "Good mother, don't be angry." Under the big festival, the old lady is afraid of noisy. Whoever you off, tell me to hit her. I have a new pheasant stew at home, come and drink with me. ”

So he pulled Li Mo and walked away without sticking his feet. Then Li Mo also said: "I don't want this old life anymore, I'd rather make a scene and beg for shamelessness (let myself be shameless) than be angry with that prostitute's hooves!" (This is a shame to be killed.) ）

Baochai Daiyu followed behind, Sister Zanfeng was capable, and they all clapped their hands and said with a smile: "I lost this gust of wind and brought the old woman away." Baoyu went to comfort the attacker again, lay down and continued to recuperate. The maid Qingwen or something, got together again, and then played with money. At this time, it was the New Year's Festival, so Baoyu didn't go to school, and the maids didn't do anything, so they played with money and went on vacation. Let's listen to the next breakdown.