218, the city is full of big steamed buns

"Mortal, you're looking for death!"

Hela was furious, she had grown so big, no one had dared to say such a provocative thing in front of her.

The person who can make her a maid has not yet been born.

And after shouting, Hela didn't say anything, and directly condensed a short sword in her hand, and threw it at Su Ye.

Bang!

The dagger slammed into a crystal-like mirror out of thin air.

As the mirror shattered, the dagger fell to the ground and vanished.

"Huh, magic? No wonder he dared to speak wildly, it seemed that there was something. ”

Hela snorted, flicked her hands, and two black short swords reappeared in her hands.

"However, if you think that this level of defense is enough to be arrogant with me, then you are very wrong!"

"I am Hela, the goddess of death, the most powerful god of war in Asgard, and when I roamed the Nine Realms, your ancestors were still barbarians!"

With a wave of her hands, Hela threw out her short sword.

But at this moment, Su Ye suddenly stretched out his hand.

"Stop, stop!"

"What do you say, whose ancestors were savages!"

"Are you a little too self-righteous, have you investigated, have you researched, you dare to say that my ancestors were barbarians!"

"I ......"

Hela opened her mouth, and the momentum that had climbed up just now was suddenly interrupted by Su Ye, and she couldn't catch it a little, and even the short sword in her hand didn't know whether to throw it out or not.

"What are you, if you don't know what to say, shut up for me, listen to me!"

Su Ye waved his hand domineeringly, not giving Hela a chance to refute at all.

"When you went to Earth, did you go around the whole Earth? Surely not, if there were, I would never say such a thing! ”

"Don't be too busy explaining, you like to generalize, this habit is in the same vein, I understand."

"But what I'm going to tell you is that there are not only Northern Europeans, not only Vikings, not only that bitter cold land."

"In your time, the places you have been to may still be wild places, where the people are not civilized, and they still live the life of primitive people who drink blood and hair."

"But where you can't see it, a great ancient country has been passed down for thousands of years."

"The history of that country is older than your age, no, even your father's age, you know?"

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected of being double on the ground, looking up at the bright moon, I am Ren's father! Ever heard of it? ”

"This poem passed through time before you were born!"

"On the earth, there is a thing called luxury, some people call it a local tyrant, I think you have a decoration style of the fairy palace, but it is just the style of a local tyrant, thinking that it is a little gold, even if it is tall."

"Do you know what is Duan inkstone, lake pen, Hui ink, rice paper, what is Ding kiln, Ru kiln, Guan kiln, Jun kiln, Ge kiln, what is Su embroidery, Hunan embroidery, Guangdong embroidery, Shu embroidery, what is agarwood, sandalwood, ambergris, musk?"

"Isn't it just these names, you hear your head buzzing, I don't know what I'm talking about, right?"

"Forget about the nouveau riche who made their fortune on the earth by plundering and resources, you dignified Asgard, known as the Lord of the Nine Realms, have ruled the Nine Realms for thousands of years, and you are still living a life that is inferior to our ancients."

"That's it, you're embarrassed to brag to me?"

"Frankly tell you, let you be a maid for me, the purpose is to help you open your mind, broaden your horizons, save you from being self-righteous all day long, obviously a frog at the bottom of the well, to think that you have the whole universe, I am ashamed of you."

After talking for a long time, Su Ye was also a little dry, so he casually took out a glass of water out of thin air and took a sip to moisten his throat.

On the other hand, Hela was indeed a little confused.

“……”

She wanted to refute and let Su Ye know that she was the successor of Asgard, the king of the Nine Realms, and the most powerful and knowledgeable person among the Nine Realms.

No one could point to her nose and say she didn't have knowledge.

And just as she was about to refute, she saw Su Ye wave her hand again, and then a long list of hangers appeared in his hand.

And these hangers were hung with pieces of clothes at this time, each of which was soft silk satin, embroidered with exquisite embroidered diagrams, from Hanfu, to Tang costumes, to Song and Ming costumes, and the cheongsam popular during the Republic of China.

The Tang costume mentioned here is the costume of the Tang Dynasty, not the Tang costume.

The costumes of various dynasties, all kinds of styles, all kinds of colors, swinging there, directly blinded Hela's eyes.

No woman can resist the temptation of clothes, no!

Hela is also a woman, and she is an old woman who has worn a uniform for more than a thousand years, from following Odin to the Nine Realms to being imprisoned, she has never changed her clothes, and for a thousand years, she doesn't even know whether she has taken a bath...... Cough.

The moment she saw these clothes, Hela's eyes lit up visibly.

'Good...... It's beautiful! I...... I want to give it a try! ’

'No...... No, I can't be so impulsive, this one on the other side is the enemy, the enemy's clothes, how can I just come and wear them, this is still his ploy, if I accept it, I will be fooled!'

But I really think I'm trying! ’

'What to do, I'm about to take it anymore, what to do, what to do! ’

Just when Hela was extremely entangled, and the two villains in her mind were fighting, and even almost tore her in half, two figures appeared.

One Hela knew was her mother, Friggia.

The other is a beautiful girl whose figure and face are not inferior to her.

When she saw the girl walking with Frigga affectionately, Hela felt a tightness in her heart for no reason, as if something important had been snatched away from her.

What saddened Hela the most was that the girl was wearing a green tight-fitting uniform similar to herself, and she looked like a pirated version of her.

'After you lost me, you gave birth to another me, and she took my place, didn't you?' ’

And just then, Frigga and saw Hela, and her tears came down at that time.

"Hela! You...... You are my daughter Hela! ”

Frigga dropped the girl in green and pounced on her, holding Hela in her arms.

"Hela, my daughter, I finally see you! Great, you're back, great! ”

As she spoke, Frigga couldn't stop her tears from flowing down, and in a moment Hela's clothes were wet.

"You let go of me, when Odin wanted to imprison me, I didn't see you come out against him, what a good person now!"

Without waiting for Frigga to speak, Rogie, who was dressed in green on the side, couldn't bear it anymore.

"You are Sister Hela, I am your sister Rockie, although we have not met, but I have heard a lot of your stories from the queen mother."

"Interesting stories about when you were a child, and every time you return to Asgard after a battle, you like to eat the wolf soup made by the queen mother, and the queen mother has told me!"

"Do you know, every time there is a major festival in Asgard, the queen mother will put an extra 10,000 wolf broth aside, I didn't know why she did this before, but after listening to your story, I finally understood my mother."

"It was my father's decision to imprison you, and my mother interceded for you, but my father didn't stop, and for you, my mother quarreled with my father for a long time, and she did everything she could, but in exchange for it, was it just your cold words?"

"I ......"

Hela had a feeling in her heart that the unfolding in front of her seemed to be different from what she had expected.

She originally expected that her return this time would be the arrival of the king, and then the gods would block and kill the gods, and the Buddha would block and kill the blessings, even if the corpses of Asgard were all over the field and rivers of blood, she would not hesitate to do so.

She did this not to prove that she was better than anyone, she wanted to prove that what she had lost, she had to get it back with her own hands!

This kind of revenge + killing the Quartet script is right.

But what's going on now, how bloody revenge has become a family ethics drama.

This is a vengeful daughter-in-law who met a vicious mother-in-law and sister-in-law...... No, it's a vengeful daughter who met a bitter mother and a sharp-tongued brother and daughter-in-law!

Yes!

Hela was suddenly annoyed.

Who wants to play a family ethics drama with you, I want revenge, I want to be sassy, I want to kill all sides, I want to become a king!

Frigga easily opened Hela's shoulder, and said with a tearful look on her face.

"You've lost weight, you've suffered over there for so many years, haven't you eaten well?"

"Look at you, you used to have a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and you could run a horse on your arm, that is the most powerful hero of our Aesir Protoss, and you should behave!"

Hela finally couldn't help it and began to complain.

"Whoever has a bear on his back, who can run a horse on his arm, you go to the mural to see, more than a thousand years ago, I am also the slender I am now, okay!"

"It's not good to add those inexplicable characters to me again, it will make me feel that you are not talking about me, and even you have forgotten my existence!"

As if she hadn't heard Hela's complaints, Frigga reached out and touched her face.

"Seeing you lose weight like this, the queen mother is also very guilty!"

"Come, it just so happens that our friend from Earth has sent some clothes, and you just come over to see and choose the right set for you."

"These clothes are so good-looking, your sister and I have tried a few sets before, you can choose one and try it too!"

Hela felt like she was numb.

"You said that I used to be strong, I haven't eaten for so many years, shouldn't I take me to eat first, wolf broth, how much wolf broth you will serve every festival, you give it to me!"

"Don't take me to dinner, but take me to try on clothes, what kind of brain circuit are you!"

"Isn't it, you just want to try on clothes by yourself, take me just to piggyback, pull me as a shield!"

Hela complained, and her voice was not small.

That performance is almost no different from the praise in the comics, who is responsible for complaining.

It's just that at this time, Frigga also completely brought in her own role of pretending to be stupid and stunned, completely ignoring Hela's filial piety and madness, and directly pulled her to the hanger.

"Look at this one, this is said to be from the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and I thought that the daughter dress worn by the female general who served in the army for her father matched your temperament very well!"

"I don't try, don't give it to me!"

Hela waved her hand, trying to destroy all this dress and this rack.

But the hand waved, but the strength did not try, and at this moment, she wavered, and suddenly felt a little unbearable about what was going on.

"Queen Mother, what era of clothes do you think I wear better!"

Rogie said, still in front of Friggia, turning around, that look, I can't see at all, she was a complete man a day ago.

"Try this!"

Frigga said, grabbing a bandeau gown, "This one is worn by the people in the court, and it matches our status." ”

Hela couldn't help but look over there, and then felt that she couldn't turn her eyes away.

Go to the special female general, she Hela is a woman, of course she has to wear real women's clothes, this one looks very sister-in-law, I really want it.

"In order to promote these clothes, they also made a special movie, all the women in it, from the queen to the palace maid, are all dressed like this, obviously, they love this style of clothes to death!"

"Come on, let's try it too!"

As she spoke, Frigga and Loki went into the locker room in a women's outfit of 'Big Steamed Buns All Over the City'.

Outside, Hela also sneaked around, touched a set of the same style, and entered another locker room.

This is Odin's hall, and it is usually the place where he deals with political affairs and pretends to be coerced.

But now, it has become a clothing store, not only all kinds of women's clothing, but even fitting rooms and mirrors.

It can be seen how thoughtful Su Ye's service is.

Watching the three of them go in and change their clothes, Su Ye quietly made an OK gesture to the distance.

Over there, Odin and Thor, who said they were going to run, were cowering in the corner, silently paying attention to the situation here.

They didn't really want to leave, they just wanted to retreat and try to resolve the crisis of Hela's return.

This matter, Su Ye had communicated with Odin and Thor through telepathy before.

It is the most undesirable solution by force, and Asgard is too small and has a small population to withstand such a large battle.

If you can take Hella smoothly, it is the best way.

So in the end, they came up with the current strategy.

First do what she likes, use clothes to dissipate Hela's wariness and anger, and then let Frigga and Rogie get closer to Hela.

Women know how to deal with women best, so it's just right to leave this matter to them.

Now it seems that the effect is much better than everyone expected.

Not only was Hela steady, but she even started to go in and try on clothes.

This is completely different from the way I walked out of the space door at the beginning, when I wanted to eat everyone alive.

"Yes Su has a way!"

"Sure enough, I'm right to believe in Jesu!"