224, Thanos practices yoga, and the Bulgarian demon king is a scumbag
In deep space, a huge spaceship is flying at high speed, aiming directly at the earth.
The ship's Cambridge was over, and Thanos frowned, injecting the starry sky outside through the string window.
Since there is a lofty and great ideal of sustainable development in the continuation of the universe, Thanos's brow has never stretched.
I don't know if it will be billions of years, or tens of billions, or trillions of years, and the problem of insufficient resources in the universe will only appear after trillions of years, just like terminal cancer, which Thanos's nerves all the time, making it difficult for him to sleep and eat.
In the Dragon Kingdom, this is called worrying about nothing, it is called having nothing to do when it is full, it is called being nosy with a mouse, it is called being sick, and there is in the brain.
But Thanos, the man, did it as a career, and it was a career that he fought for all his life.
For this reason, he did not hesitate to be the enemy of the whole universe, and even risked his own life and the lives of his subordinates.
This matter, from the very beginning, is a bit untenable.
The universe is so big, so vast, there is an endless universe to explore, there are countless parallel universes to invade, no matter how bad it is, you drill into the black hole and let it spit out what is swallowed in.
There is a fart for killing, with the speed of human violence, half of the population gap, it will not take a hundred years to make up for it.
Compared to the long time of the universe, a hundred years is counted as a der.
So this problem, in the final analysis, is still in Thanos' head.
What Thanos needs is not a set of Infinity Stones that can snap his fingers, but a brain that can figure out these things.
It's a pity that Thanos is a male, but as long as he can look like the cover, Su Ye will stand up and sleep as a ...... That convinced her.
However, unfortunately, when Su Ye connected to Thanos in the online universe through telepathy, he found that this product was almost no different from the movie.
Even when Su Ye was connecting, he accidentally caught a glimpse of Thanos's thoughts.
At this time, Thanos, although his eyes were looking at the starry sky in the distance, was running a train in his mind, imagining where it would be better to go to seclusion after his wish was fulfilled.
'Preferably, it's a planet with no people, and at that time, I can be alone in a place where no one can see, wearing a thong, and practicing yoga. ’
And along with this idea, there is also a picture of Thanos lying on the ground, pouting, the scene is inexplicably reminiscent of the Bulgarian demon king. (I can't find the picture...... )
This painting, Su Ye had the honor to see it once before he crossed over, and he wanted to gouge out his eyeballs directly.
And now, when he saw this picture again, he vomited blood directly.
"it, my eyes!"
"No, my brain!"
"Ahhh Groove groove groove! ”
In front of the little spider, Su Ye couldn't hold back, and spat out the fragrance directly.
The little spider scratched its head in a slightly embarrassed way.
"That, Brother Ye, am I not doing well enough, why are you scolding me......"
"It's none of your business, don't think about it, let's go play first!"
Su Ye waved his hand and directly sent the little spider away, but he himself also withdrew his telepathy at the same time.
"Forget it, don't look at it, if you keep watching, I'm afraid I won't see the sun tomorrow."
"In other words, Thanos, this guy, wouldn't have known that the Infinity Stones had been brought by me, and that I would look at him telepathically, so he deliberately made such a picture just to disgust me!"
"Probably not, with the strength of this Thanos who can compete with the American team and the IQ that can't figure out a simple question, he shouldn't be able to do this."
Su Ye shook his head, and telepathy was directly connected to Sharon's side.
"Hurry everyone, get ready, it's time to work!"
Sharon quickly informed, and inside the Super H Academy, she instantly became nervous.
Almost all of the Guardians of the Wall, as well as the mutants who acted as cadets, gathered towards the plaza in front of the central tower.
At the same time, the agents of the Aegis Oh no, the Red Shield Bureau, also gathered in the square at the same time, and everyone's hands were clenched in their weapons and entered a state of emergency preparation.
In the entire square, more than 3,000 people gathered in an instant, each of whom held a powerful black technology weapon in his hand, and each of them could use the firepower of one hundred or three thousand people, and the army of 300,000 people was not afraid.
And the number of superheroes among them is nearly a hundred, each of them is the kind of riding a thousand, lining up to charge together, and the army of millions is not necessarily their opponent.
To put it bluntly, with the combat power of these people, even if they directly enter the white house and capture the rare guest Qiao alive, there is no problem.
And with Ultron, the mushroom egg in the hands of the rare guest Joe has also lost its deterrence.
Without Ultron's consent, Rare Ke Joe can't even shoot the mushroom egg!
Just when Su Ye had not yet arrived to explain the intention of gathering everyone in a hurry, the people in the square whispered.
"What did the Elder summon us for? It's the end of the year, ready for the annual meeting, team building? ”
"The chief manager of Carter said before, urgently assemble, ready to fight, what kind of team are you building, what kind of cleverness are you!"
"That's it, I'm going to do a fight, this time it's either a white house, or a 7g, anyway, it's definitely a big war you don't dare to imagine, it's not much better than team building!"
"However, for us B and the Red Shield Bureau, isn't it team building, that's what we do!"
"If you say that, there's nothing wrong with it, then, think of it as a team building!"
"Friends, are you ready, we are going to follow Uncle Su to team building, and we are going to fight devils...... That enemy, everyone is not excited, hi not hi sen! ”
"Don't say it, Uncle Su is here!"
On the high platform of the square, Su Ye looked at the more than 3,000 people opposite, and his heart suddenly swelled.
The ancients said that drunk and lying on the knees of a beautiful woman and waking up to the power of the world is the most satisfying thing for a man.
And Su Ye is already very close to this goal, behind him is a big harem, in front of him is a group of powerful warriors who are brave and good at fighting, all of them are stabbed, all of them go up to move bricks and shoot them to death.
It's easy to get started!
"Ahem! Hello guys! ”
As soon as Su Ye's words fell, a neat and loud response voice immediately came from below.
"Good palms!"
This response is obviously Zheng Xian's handiwork, and only he can teach such a form of response.
And since the atmosphere has been set here, Su Ye naturally can't refute everyone's interest.
"The guys have worked hard!"
As soon as they heard Su Ye's words, the agents on the other side became even more excited.
"Serve the dishes!"
That momentum, that scene, actually made Su Ye feel a little, by the Jinshui Bridge, watching thousands of people walking in unison in front of him.
The heart is surging, the heart is surging!
"I see everyone's state, and I'm proud that this world has warriors like you!"
"And now, I want to tell you that a group of alien invaders intent on invading Earth is heading towards Earth, and it won't be long before they appear above us."
"In the eyes of aliens, we earthlings, just like the ignorant Indians in the eyes of the Mayflower ship back then, do not deserve to own this rich and beautiful land!"
"And those people, like the Mayflower passengers and their successors, will directly do everything they deem unworthy of life, seize their land, enslave their people, and even implement a policy of extermination!"
"Do you agree to such an act?"
Su Ye didn't use telepathy to agitate, but simply used a flat tone to tell a fact that everyone knows and understands.
And in front of him, these agents, who were basically born in the country established by the descendants of the Mayflower, instantly turned red and red-faced.
"No! Don't say yes! Don't say yes! ”
"We're fighting them!"
"Chase away the invaders and defend the earth to the death!"
"Let's not be a race that has been destroyed, let those invaders give birth to sons without assholes, leave a stench for 10,000 years, and live forever!"
"I'm a newcomer, I'm not a Mayflower descendant, I'm different from those fools!"
"I am a descendant of the Mayflower, I am ashamed of the actions of my ancestors, I am not worthy of being a human being, my ancestors were all raised by sons!"
“……”
For a while, everyone shouted everything, and the atmosphere was quite enthusiastic.
But Su Ye was an ancestor clenched his fists, "Collect!" ”
Suddenly, the people below became silent, whether it was a person who was angry or embarrassed, they all suppressed their emotions and quietly waited for Su Ye's orders.
"Okay," Su Ye nodded, "I understand everyone's feelings, and I respect your opinions and demands." ”
"All of us are of the same opinion about the aggressor, down with the imperialism of the dog's day!"
"Down with the imperialism of the dog day!"
"Down with the imperialism of the dog day!"
"Down with the imperialism of the dog day!"
The people's hearts are available, Su Ye smiled again and pressed his hand.
"Okay, according to the previous grouping, make a team of 100 people, go to your battlefield, guard your defense line, and wipe out all the invading aliens in the same place, so that they will die without a place to be buried!"
"Remember, the elimination of these alien invaders is for the sake of the blue planet behind us, for the sake of our descendants and our future."
"Therefore, the alien invaders must not have any sense of human detection, nor can they be disturbed by anything."
"Destroying the alien invaders is the only thing we have to do, and for that, we can do whatever it takes, understand!"
"Understood!"
"Understood!"
"Understood!"
"Alright, let's go!"
Su Ye waved his hand, and the crowd below instantly divided into more than thirty teams.
At the same time, a group of people dressed in magician's robes also stepped forward, each raising their hands with hanging rings and beginning to draw circles in the air.
A moment later, more than thirty spatial gates appeared in front of each team, and on the other side of the spatial gates, the scene was different.
"Let's go!"
A team of more than 3,000 people, each led by a few superheroes, walked into the space door and disappeared.
Including Gwen and the others, they also left with the team.
In the same place, only Su Ye was left.
At the same time, outside the earth, the huge Templar II spacecraft slowly appeared in the forbidden orbit, and Thanos also saw the northern land of the United States from the porthole.
However, when he saw the destination, Thanos' brows furrowed again.
"The induction of the original stone is dispersed, and it is divided into more than thirty, on this planet, there are more than thirty original stones?"
Immediately, Thanos shook his head.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"It seems that someone used the ability of the original stone to create a blindfold and interfere with my senses."
Thanos lowered his head and looked at the double-edged long knife in his hand, and the grip in the middle of the long knife was inlaid with an orange gem.
The orange Infinity Gem is the Soul Gem.
After discovering that the other gems had been hit on Earth, Thanos went directly to the planet of Vormir and exchanged the soul gems with Gamora.
Su Ye is not very clear about the specific experience, and he is not interested in understanding it.
The main thing is that he didn't feel anything about Gamora from the beginning, he just felt that he was a woman who was doing things, doing things, pretending to be forced, her brain was not clear, and most importantly, she was ugly.
Anyway, only she knows where Womil is, so let her and Thanos stage a father-daughter love scene.
Now that Thanos really brought the soul gem, it saved Su Ye a lot of trouble.
And in order to thank Thanos for his dedication, Su Ye also prepared a set of meals for him, that is, the agents of the Red Shield Bureau who were scattered throughout the major cities of the United States.
They were in those cities, preparing a grand and grand welcome ceremony for Thanos and his men.
After feeling Su Ye's 'kindness', Thanos was also 'happy' and scattered his Zeta Swiss soldiers and vanguard guards.
For a time, countless pyramid-shaped landing capsules, like meteor showers, fell towards the land of America.
"What's that! Meteor showers? ”
"In broad daylight, there was a meteor shower?"
"It's not going to be a meteorite swarm that is going to attack the earth, is it going to be the end of the world!"
"There has been no official news yet, what's going on, the spokesmen are dead?"
"Don't make any noise, our spokesperson will only stare at those who are interested in the facts and want to find out the truth, and they will turn a deaf ear to the real facts, or even pretend to understand, and talk nonsense!"
"You say, could it be an alien!"
"Alien invasion? Damn, don't scare me! ”
"That's not what I said, in the city center, it is said that a lot of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents have suddenly appeared, and they have begun to build a defensive line, saying that it is to prevent an alien invasion!"
"So these meteor showers are the aliens they have to guard against?"
"Quite possibly!"
At the same time, in the center of the city, Red Shield agents suddenly drove out a truck-like thing, which unfolded into a modern military base with a cool sound effect on the spot.