226, Female Thanos's game invitation
Two Thanos, one male and one female, are of different genders and have the same skin color, but one looks domineering and the other is feminine.
The two-meter-tall female Thanos, wearing dark cargo pants, a blue tight-fitting crop top and a pair of vests that could barely cover the big evil, Su Ye was dizzy when she saw it.
"This guy can't be bigger than Shiranui's head! It's over, Sister Xiao Wu's status can't be kept! ”
Su Ye began to run the train in his heart, taking all his current girlfriends and comparing them with the female version of Thanos in front of him, but he helplessly found that he really couldn't beat him!
I don't believe it, look at the cover, that size, I really can't play.
With the height of Su Ye's girlfriends, if you want to compare with the one in front of you, you have to beat three catties of silicone.
In that case, there will be no beauty, only cumbersome, which will have a great impact on movement and body balance.
And when Su Ye's brain was running the train, Thanos, who was missing an arm, was also turning his head to look at the female version of Thanos who suddenly appeared.
"Who are you?"
Su Ye pursed his lips, how did this question sound a little familiar, as if he had just heard it just now.
However, compared to Su Ye, the female version of Thanos in front of her is obviously more bad-tempered, and in the face of Thanos's question, she has no intention of answering at all.
"Where's your arm? What about your gloves? Where's your knife? Where's your gem? ”
A series of four questions, each of which was like a knife, stabbed Thanos in the heart, and Thanos suddenly felt that in comparison, the broken arm didn't seem to hurt so much.
The arm is gone, the knife is broken, the gem is robbed, the glove is ......
What are gloves, why do you ask gloves, why do you have gloves, I'm just a gem, what do you want that thing for!
Thanos' stomach was full of grooves and wanted to vomit, but when he looked at the female version of Thanos wearing a golden glove on his hand and six Infinity Stones inlaid with the gloves, all the groove coupons were swallowed back.
I don't know where this female version of Thanos came from, but she has struggled for half her life, but she can't compare to a female version of herself.
Thanos suddenly felt that he had been a fool in his life, or he would simply die.
Anyway, the ideal that he had fought for for half his life before was also devalued as worthless, and there was no need for the ideal and his people to live.
Thinking of this, Thanos simply closed his eyes.
"Destroy, I'm tired!"
“……”
Su Ye has not experienced Thanos's mental journey, and he doesn't know how his sudden urge to give up his life came about, but looking at him like this, Su Ye feels that giving him another knife and sending him away thousands of miles away may be a relief for him.
"Rubbish!"
Without waiting for Su Ye to make a move, the female version of Thanos on the opposite side did open her mouth and scolded.
"Such a waste guy deserves to be compared to me, as a parallel world?"
"You don't deserve to be called Thanos, let alone say, go die!"
After speaking, the female version of Thanos directly raised the machete in her hand, which was almost no different from the previous Thanos hand, and slashed directly at Thanos.
Swish!
Hand up and knife down.
Thanos, who has spent countless years in the universe fighting for an unrealistically funny ideal, only to find out that he is nothing in the end, ends up with his colorful and magnificent but meaningless voice.
In Avengers III, what Thor failed to do was easily done by the female version of Thanos from the space who didn't know it.
Looking at the corpse of Thanos who fell down in half, Su Ye suddenly remembered a short film from Marvel that he had watched before, called "What If ......"
Inside, as soon as Thanos opened the space door with the space gem and entered the earth, he was turned back by the illusion and a laser cut vertically one by one.
The scene in front of me is inexplicably similar to the anime short film.
And the female Thanos on the side clapped her hands casually as if she had killed a mosquito and done a trivial thing, and then turned her head to look at Su Ye.
To be exact, he looked at the glove on Su Ye's hand, inlaid with Infinity Stones.
And when Thanos looked over, Su Ye was not verbose, and hurriedly threw the hot soul gem in his hand into the empty slot above the Infinity Gauntlet.
Rumble!
A powerful force spread throughout Su Ye's whole body in an instant, and the huge power made him almost explode on the spot at this moment.
However, this sensation only lasted for less than a second, and then disappeared, and the body returned to its previous appearance.
However, Su Ye looked down at the gloves that were quietly put on his hands, and suddenly had a feeling in his heart that the entire universe was under my control.
On the other side, the female version of Thanos finally stopped having a straight face, but suddenly smiled.
"No wonder you can collect so many gems, in this world, drive another me to a dead end, sure enough, there is a bit of ability, the power of six infinite gems is not something that ordinary people can simply withstand."
Su Ye nodded, "I'm okay, it's not as powerful as you praised, it's average, the third in the universe, ahaha!" ”
Su Ye is a braggart old stalk, but the female version of Thanos on the other side is serious.
"You are the third in the universe, I am the first, so who is the second?"
“……”
Su Ye really wanted to ask, eldest sister, are you serious, can't you hear me as a joke?
I said that I was the third in the universe just to rhyme, and in the current monolithic universe, there is nothing wrong with me blowing that I am the first, okay?
The female version of Thanos on the other side didn't seem to know what a joke was, but instead looked at Su Ye with a cognitive face, as if waiting for his answer.
"Ahem!"
Su Ye decided to bypass the question, coughed lightly, and asked the female version of Thanos.
"You're also Thanos, where are you from, where are you going, what are you here for, and what!"
Although the female version of Thanos doesn't know much about humor, she no longer has been entangled in issues that she doesn't understand for too long.
Anyway, there is no difference between the second and third pages, and there is no one who is the first strong herself.
Like Su Ye, the female version of Thanos at this time naturally thinks that she is the strongest in the universe.
Well, the monolithic universe is the strongest.
"I am indeed Thanos, but you don't need to know where I came from, you just need to know that the purpose of my coming here is to conquer, and you, including all the beings in this universe, will be my slaves, and that's enough!"
After listening to the words of the female version of Thanos, Su Ye couldn't help but laugh.
"Haven't you heard of it, the more you hate half of the cruel words, the more miserable your death will be, you dare to say that everyone in this universe is your slave, who gave you such a big face? You call him out, I'll see if she grew up drinking poisoned milk powder, and she has in her head! ”
The female version of Thanos did not get angry because of Su Ye's vulgar words, but just raised her left hand wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.
"You know what it is, and you know what I can do!"
"Your family and friends in this universe, I can promise to spare their lives, but the others, I will decide, if you dare to stop me, I can guarantee that it is irresponsible for the lives of your family and friends!"
"It's not a threat, it's a notice!"
Su Ye sighed.
He is sure that the female version of Thanos in front of him is not the big devil, but a middle two disease, such a shameful line, how did you live out without changing your face!
Are you sure, your name is Thanos, not Thanos?
"Look at your expression, you don't believe me."
Seeing Su Ye's eyes as if he was looking at a fool, the female version of Thanos felt that her body and soul had been insulted, and she was instantly furious, and decided to give Su Ye some color, so she directly pinched her gloved fingers together.
"I know you have gloves too, which can neutralize what I've done, or revert it back."
The female version of Thanos said with a determined face.
"But there is one thing you should also know, although the physical injury can be recovered, but the mental trauma and painful memories are not so easy to understand, even if you resurrect them, the feeling at the moment of death will accompany them for a lifetime, becoming a painful memory that can never be erased!"
Su Ye sighed helplessly.
The snap of the fingers of the female version of Thanos will definitely cause some psychological and physical trauma to the guardians of the Great Wall.
However, these are not a big deal for Su Ye.
Those people are all warriors, and if they experience life and death one more time, maybe they can gain some experience from what great pain and further strengthen them.
As for Ah relatives, Su Ye's relatives are all in the Dragon Kingdom, in Lao Su's place.
What level of powerhouse Lao Su is, even the current Su Ye can't figure it out.
However, Su Ye felt that there was a high probability that the snap of the fingers of the female version of Thanos would not be able to cause any harm to Lao Su and others.
This feeling came from no basis, but that's what Su Ye thought.
However, he is still ready to persuade the female version of Thanos to be kind.
"As a cosmic-level powerhouse who crisscrosses the universe, you actually threaten others with the lives of other people's relatives, what you do is really despicable."
"Humph!"
The female version of Thanos turned her head and snorted, "I am the strongest in the universe, and the rules of the universe should be set by me, I said that this is reasonable, it is reasonable, you don't despise it?" You're a yarn! ”
"I'm not a yarn, I'm the third in the universe!"
Su Ye shook his head, "Everyone has infinite gloves, it's really noisy, it's definitely not good-looking, so don't say those threatening words, just draw the line, what do you want me to do!" ”
The female version of Thanos rolled her eyes, "I want to play a game with you!" ”
"Specifically?"
"Well, that's it, have you heard of canyons?"
The female version of Thanos suddenly had a divine turn and almost broke Su Ye's waist.
He already had a rough guess about the canyon that the female version of Thanos said, but he still had a trace of expectation, and he asked about the expectation that his idea was wrong.
"Canyon? What canyon? ”
The female version of Thanos suddenly laughed.
"You're too low, don't you know?"
"Dota, lol, Glory of Kings, you haven't played it, you've always heard of it!"
Su Ye scratched his head, it's only been 11 years in this world now, Dota and LOL have come out, but the Glory of Kings will not be launched in a few years and 15 years, this female version of Thanos really crossed over from another world, otherwise how would you know the Glory of Kings.
Through...... Traveled from another world?
Thinking of this word, Su Ye's eyes suddenly widened.
Crossing ah, why didn't I think about crossing before!
Although this world is very exciting, although this world also has a pair of parents who are very good to him, Su Ye does not belong to this world after all, he came through time.
If he can return to his original world, of course he will not refuse, and even have some expectations.
If you can return to the original world with your current knowledge and abilities, then you may be able to directly climb the technology tree of that world to an unimaginable level.
When the time comes, those who talk nonsense all day long, those who don't die in their hearts, and those who want to be everyone's boss and let the world have only one voice, all have to shut up for me.
Even, Su Ye can go back to which world to repeat what he has done here.
Don't island people like anime? Godzilla, the Ten Tails, and the Apostles have all arranged for you.
It's the same in the United States, find some aliens alive and directly Su Ye pretend to be aliens and go to their city to get a good guy, don't they like aliens and always fight with aliens in science fiction works, then give them a begging for mercy.
Su Ye's heart was suddenly full of trains.
Although the Marvel world is good, it is not my hometown after all.
On the other side, the female version of Thanos looked at Su Ye with some astonishment, she never thought that she was just mentioning a few game names, and this person was directly on her eyebrows.
Sure enough, are you also a teenager who is addicted to games, I just don't know if you are a cook.
"Hey! You haven't answered me yet! Do you know the canyon, do you want to have a game...... Oh no, how many rounds of canyon duels are coming? ”
Su Ye clapped his hands.
"Okay, come on, I'm not afraid of anyone when I play canyon! But before I do that, I have a question for you! ”
"You ask, hurry!"
The female version of Thanos was also excited.
"Well, which universe are you from, and how did you travel through it? The way to travel through the universe, tell me! ”
"This ......"
The female version of Thanos hesitated slightly.
Su Ye suddenly became nervous.
"Isn't that complicated, and it's inconvenient for you to say? Still there's no way to say it? ”
"That's not it, it's actually very simple," the female version of Thanos shrugged, "I just didn't expect that your bet would be so simple." ”
"Bets? What stakes? ”
Su Ye suddenly felt as if he had been tricked.
"Okay, that's it!"
The female version of Thanos clapped her hands and shouted loudly.
"Let's play the game, if you win, I will tell you the way to cross the world, if I win, you will give me the peace of this world!"
"You're not making a fair bet, isn't it?"
Su Ye wanted to refute, but the female version of Thanos on the opposite side directly stretched out his hand and swiped it.
"Where is so much nonsense, let's choose someone!"