Chapter 950: Me, Successful Man?
"To the front?" Lorraine looked at them in amazement.
Although it has only been a short two years, Lord Luo has also experienced many things, and he has taken his younger brothers to cut people, and he has also been hunted down and killed. After experiencing several life and death crises and life hanging by a thread, I feel the preciousness of life even more.
Unless it is absolutely necessary, he will never risk his life.
Once you encounter that kind of dangerous thing, you immediately have to hide as far as you can.
Therefore, it was extremely strange to suddenly hear the request of those few of them.
He was stunned for a long time, and then he slowly asked, "Why do you suddenly have such thoughts?
As he spoke, he reached out and touched the foreheads of those people.
"I'm not sick~!" Aksud looked distressed Chapter 950 I, a successful person? (asking for a monthly pass) love, shook his head, dodged his hand, and said: "Boss, you are a full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry." Look at you," he said, holding out his finger and pointing up and down at Lorraine's body.
Lorraine glanced down, and then relaxed: Uh-huh, the zipper of his pants is not open.
He spread his hands and said strangely: "What's wrong with me? It's normal" Aksud pursed his lips, then sighed, and said, "Lou Da, you said that you are now, the car, the house, the ticket, the sister...... What doesn't?
And the official is also big.
There are tens of thousands of younger brothers who can pull out and cut people alone.
Not to mention, boss, one of your girlfriends, or just one, is already the Pope~! I even have a baby...... "Lorraine hurriedly snorted and said, "Rumors, that's rumors." It's all nonsense. Aksud glanced at him, and then understood. hurriedly said: "Yes, that's a rumor, and I also listened to other people's nonsense." The people next to him immediately had an ambiguous smile on their faces, and they all echoed: "Yes, it's a rumor, it's definitely a rumor." When we look back and hear others say this, our brother will never let him go, and we will definitely use bricks to lift his front face. ”
At the same time, they exchanged a difficult Chapter 950 I, a successful person (asking for a monthly ticket) Aware eyes, they were all excited: Boss Luo is so nervous, this is not a ghost in his heart, it is strange!
In the past, I didn't dare to believe it too much just by hearing the rumors. But I didn't expect that His Majesty the Pope really had a leg with him, and even gave birth to a baby. After this time, I have to brag again.
Whether it is a nobleman or a common people, when the time comes, when the time comes, I will talk about my brother and my lover with His Majesty the Pope... Bah, bah, the adulterer has been through the same window, and the relationship is still steely. Don't you drop all the eyeballs of those dirt buns to the ground?
Don't say it, don't say it, just when the moon was under the moon before Huā, I secretly said to those young girls and young women, and I was the same as Lord Luo, and I had studied what "Oedo Forty-eight Sanshou, Va Yana Monograph, the Great Photographer's Special Edition, Kei Ximen's Monologue Diary... It is completely a professional theoretical knowledge of the dirt in the blind spot of the construction of feudal spiritual civilization (note, lack of certain practice).
The main points of knowledge in it are all deeply imprinted in my mind......
When those resentful girls heard this, they couldn't help but be shocked, their eyes were full of green light, and then they threw themselves into their arms?
Lorraine looked at the yearning look on their faces and couldn't help but get angry: what are these puppies going on in their heads?
He immediately scolded: "A bunch of bastards are about to wipe all the saliva from their mouths, and they are all about to fall to the ground." Isn't it disgusting?", he raised his foot to the ass of everyone, and kicked it unceremoniously.
Hearing their screams, Lorraine couldn't help but feel a burst of refreshment in her heart~!
These puppies are all cheap, and they have to be cleaned up, so they are honest.
Aksud also came to his senses at this time, then wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, wiped it on his clothes again, and then laughed dryly, and then said, "Where did you just go............... ,
Oh, yes......"
He looked at Lorraine's eyes and sighed, "Boss, you are also a loud and screaming successful person now."
Stamped your feet casually, and the earth trembled.
Do you know that even the current recruitment notices are marked with your name?"
"Huh?" Lorraine couldn't help but be stunned.
Aksud pursed his lips, then stretched out his hands to the sky and recited affectionately: ...... Do you want to be a hero like Lorraine?Come to Maple Leaf Danlin~"We distribute such flyers all over the street, and we even save the paper for wiping the buttocks"
A few pimple-faced little kids next to him also nodded vigorously.
Lorraine glanced at Axud and saw the seriousness on Aklaude's face, and confirmed that the last sentence he had just said was not malicious, but just the enthusiasm and recklessness peculiar to young people.
The lord was in a high position, surrounded by officials of all levels, large and small, and was accustomed to flattery, and had not heard such straightforward words for a long time.
Only then did he realize that after two years of training in society and officialdom, he unconsciously had aged a lot, and he was about to lose the innocence and simplicity of young people.
He couldn't help but sigh deeply in his heart: although in Catherine's words, these puppies were all his fox friends.
But they are like college classmates back then, brothers who used to sleep in the lower bunk. Only in their presence can we find true friendship without any impurities.
Lose when you should lose, laugh when you should laugh, never hide it, never be hypocritical.
At this time, Aksud stretched out his hand and shook it on his face, and said, "Boss, you can give me a word, and you were stunned by our sycophants?" "I was just thinking about ......" Lorraine came back to his senses and smiled bitterly! "It's not as exaggerated as you say, is it?"
Aksud sighed and said, "Don't mention it, every year when I go home from vacation, my mother will pull me and tell me, Lorraine has become the governor, when can you earn me a village chief to come back."
Yali pear is very big~!
Boss ......"
Polentin next to him also shrugged his shoulders and said: "My mother didn't urge me to work, she just nagged in my ear every day, find a girlfriend, find a girlfriend, not look for seven or eight like Lorraine, but let's find a head office, dare to find it, dare to give birth to it." It's good to have a big fat grandson to hug
...... ,
Ouch, don't mention it, I don't even dare to go home for the nagging. Lorraine smiled bitterly and said in his heart: What kind of world, I want to come back and be my rice worm, but they want to go out and play with people, and they don't know how to be blessed in the blessings.
"You don't have to go to the front line, cutting people is not the job of our strategy department. Wouldn't it be nice to wait for graduation with peace of mind, and then go home and arrange a job. Lorraine said.
"No, Boss. Aksud looked exaggerated in surprise and said, "Now that the government army is overstaffed, we will be on duty when we go back." "That's it" Polentin said distressedly: "Not only is it difficult to find a job after graduation, but we are not even good at soaking in girls, as you saw just now, 1 chicks are getting hotter and hotter now."
If you don't hit the boss, you don't have a girl to take care of us, and if you play the boss, you will compare with you. The brothers are under a lot of pressure~!"
Lorraine pointed at them and laughed, "If you don't have the ability, don't complain about me." You guys are all squinting when they see the girl, and they just don't drool anymore. It's so obscene, can you not scare the chicks away?"
Aksude Dao Lao blushed, laughed dryly, and said: "So, we decided to follow the pace of the boss, earn credit from the battlefield, maybe slaughter a few lichs or something, and the chick who can also hook takes the initiative to push back." You say yes, Boss. Lorraine sighed lightly, and then said solemnly: "But that's really fatal, it will die."
Polentin patted Lorraine and said, "Boss, you're not alive and well." Lorraine smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "I ..............." Aksud said: "Boss, don't persuade us, we have already decided, if you eat like this and wait for death, it is better to fight vigorously, and also earn a wife and a son, and leave a name in history." Polentin nodded and said, "Since we are the boss of your class, we can't disgrace our 831st Strategy Section."
Besides, my family's martial arts are not bad, although I can't fight the undead high priest like the boss, cut a few skeleton soldiers, and fight Slime, it's more than enough. ”
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and flexed his muscles.
"Boss, let's figure it out. ”
Seeing that everyone was looking at Lorraine, Lorraine touched his nose and thought for a while, "Okay then." I'm trying to figure it out. Don't force it, though, going to the battlefield isn't as simple as fighting in a group at the academy. Aksud and Porentin clapped their hands happily and said, "Don't worry, boss, it's not like we haven't copied the Almohads." Lorraine smiled slightly: he was just saying that he had an idea, but he didn't say that it would definitely be done. As for going to the battlefield, if you can prevent them from going, it's better not to go.
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The next day, because the heavyweights had already arrived, the League of Nations Conference on Jointly Fighting the Demon Invasion was officially ready to be held.
But before the meeting began, something went wrong.
When the staff of Maple Leaf Danlin was setting up the venue, they encountered a huge problem with the row of seats.
Originally, in the daily meetings of the United Nations, the seats in the General Assembly Hall were casually seated.
The representatives of the countries who are permanent to the United Nations also know each other, and they know who is who just by listening to what they say, so they don't have to go so far, so they set up a "main" table in the middle, divide it into three pieces below, and put several rows of seats.
Anyway, every time these guys finish a meeting, they make the venue as messy as the battlefield, and after a long time, the staff of Maple Leaf Danlin are too lazy to clean up.
But now it's different, the people who come to see the Pan-Continental Security Conference are the rulers of various countries, there are more than 40 kings alone, and the rest are prime ministers and other rulers.
As a result, the original venue layout was not suitable.
This is not a trivial issue, in the eyes of these rulers, the position reflects their status, and the more central the position, the more important their country is.
This is a strict political issue, and if it is not handled well, it will affect the normal progress of the meeting.
It is necessary to embody the principle of equality of all nations, so there must not be a position in the center and a position in a remote corner, otherwise the kings and prime ministers who think they are being despised will have to fight.
This problem was later solved by the method of round tables, and the staff set up several large round tables in the venue to realize the fair status of the big people.
But then there was another big problem.
The round table was arranged, but the staff who arranged for those people to sit at a table and tossed almost went crazy.
Because the international form is extremely complex, the relationship between these big people is also very complicated.
Someone suggested that yì should be filmed in the order of the name of the country, but it was immediately rejected.
According to the name of the country, Portores and Posilia will be lined up, and the two countries are feuding, and the two sides have been fighting for three or four hundred years.
When the time comes, there will be no meeting. As soon as they sat down, the headquarters of the League of Nations turned directly into a battlefield.
Some people also suggested that if you can't send according to the name of the country, then you should shoot according to the size of the country.
and was immediately vetoed.
By land size, Navia will be ahead of most countries, but their country has only four million people.
Some countries with high population density in the central part of the mainland. Definitely not.
In the same way, the mention of ranking by population was also rejected.
Later, it was also mentioned that the names of the heads of state who attended the meeting were sorted by yì.
It was rejected again.
There were nine kings named Charles alone, and three of them were feuds.
In the end, everyone finally solved this problem with a common method in ancient and modern times, that is, "catching eunuchs".
In addition, a conspicuous note was posted at the entrance of the General Assembly Hall: "The seats of this meeting are arranged in random order, not in any standard order." ”
It is impossible for these more than 100 kings, prime ministers, and dukes to know each other.
It can be said that most people have never seen each other, so in order to know who is who, it is necessary to create a famous brand.
At this point, the problem was encountered again.
Because the names of some big people are too long, if you have to write them all, you can't fit other things on the desktop.
If they don't write their full names, not only will they think they are offended, but they should know that it is a ceremonial necessity to pronounce the king's full name on formal occasions, and if they mispronounce or omit the middle name, it is an insult to the king himself.
There will also be several identical names due to the problem of duplicate name rate.
The staff of Maple Leaf Danlin had all their hair down.
However, after everyone's efforts, these problems were finally solved, and the Maple Leaf Danlin people could only sigh that it was so difficult to get these people together for a meeting, let alone to unite them and fight with the demon people.
The person who came up with the idea was either very smart or unscrupulous.
The Pan-Continental Security Conference was finally convened.
Lorraine and Archduke Julius got up early in the morning and walked to the meeting hall at the right time, and there was a bustling flow of people all the way, and the attendants crowded around the heads of state, crowded on the main road of the maple leaf danlin.
The one here shouted, "Duke so-and-so is here, get out of the way." ”
The one in front was not happy, and turned around and scolded: "The duke is a fart, and the boss of Lao Tzu is King Xue Yana." ”
"You dare to defy our duke~!"
"When you come out of a place with a big nose, you dare to call yourself a duke"
Seeing that the two-nosed man was about to roll up his sleeves and copy the guy, Maple Leaf Danlin Fengji would hurry up to stop it.
Before the two groups of people here had time to separate, the two kings on the other side had already drawn their swords because of the female immediate family members who greeted each other.
Lorraine watched the excitement with relish all the way, and then tried to keep a low profile.
There are a lot of enemies in his family, and there are so many people around, if he is recognized, maybe someone will shoot his black bricks, safety first.
Before they reached the door of the venue, Lorraine and Julius suddenly heard a familiar voice.
"Hey, walk in the middle, your eyes have to look at this side, the war fortress is a tearful sale, take a look, if you miss this village, there will be no such shop."
Book now and enjoy 95% off. A surprise five-fold dà gift pack is also presented. ”
Lorraine followed the prestige, and Leo was holding a loudspeaker, standing at a table and shouting hard.
Beside him was a model of a war fortress, with a banner hanging above his head, which read "Flying Eagle Group War Fortress Special Press Conference" The chubby body of the little white was standing in front of Leo, his eyes widened to maintain order.
More than a dozen youthful and beautiful female college students, wearing short skirts that reached their knees, distributed flyers in the crowd, attracting enough attention.
Leo's front of the stage was already full of people on the inside and outside three floors.
Lorraine said secretly in his heart: No wonder this kid ran out early this morning without even eating breakfast.
Archduke Julian grew up, looked at his precious son in surprise, and then smiled with satisfaction, and said, "This kid, is he very dedicated, he has the style I had back then." ”
Lorraine raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and said secretly in her heart: Save you, when we don't know what you were like when you were a child.
When Archduke Julian was the age of Leo, he was determined to be a painter, and he used the walls of the palace as drawing boards to graffiti everywhere.
"Friend, have you had enough of the same scenery?
Do you want to drink *coffee in Hérault in the morning, steak in Jouman at noon, and watch singing and dancing in Parthia in the evening?
Do you want to own a villa with a sea view, a mountain fortress, a mansion in the middle of the mountains at the same time?
Do you want to hide the mistress of the mistress and keep the tigress at home from discovering it?
As long as there is a war fortress, it can all be realized~!
What are you waiting for, waving your golden ticket and ordering.
Buy now, the group also gives away decoration services, including some furniture.
Listening to Leo's demagogic declaration, the surrounding heads of state suddenly woke up.
This war fortress turns out to be not only a weapon, but also can be used for tourism, pickling girls, and the most important thing is that with a war fortress, it is much easier to meet a mistress.
Leo had figured out the kings' minds and sold the war fortress as a yacht. Anyway, as long as you don't have a weapon, it's not a foul.
Those present are all heads of state, and there is no need to find someone to report such a thing as buying a war fortress, and you can make a decision yourself.
If you want to say that you sell weapons, most people are really worried about money.
But as soon as the use was extended, it became a movable residence and means of transportation, and these kings could no longer bear it, and such a convenient use, why not get one back, although it is a little more expensive, but it is worth the money.
Immediately, someone shouted, "Order, order." ”
Leo's eyes narrowed, one hand crossed his waist, and said: "Okay, good, the group only accepts full payment, no arrears, first come, first served, payment is one minute faster than others, maybe the receipt will be a month earlier than others." ”!!!