43: Prank
"Big brother go slowly."
Liu Limao waved his hand to his back, and he sat alone in the living room.
Uncle De brought him a cup of coffee: "The eldest lady said that the coffee brought back from Germany is much better than the daily coffee, please let you have a drink." ”
"Huh?" Can she be so kind?
Liu Limao was surprised: Will this girl change sex?
He took it and sniffed it in disbelief: "This smell is really good." ”
"That's, after all, I brought it back from Germany, and it is said that the eldest young master has not yet done so." Uncle De smiled: "Presumably Miss is to thank you for taking care of her as a child." ”
"It's kind of a conscience." He smiled with satisfaction: "I don't have to worry about you, I'll take the cup to the kitchen myself later." ”
"Okay, then I'll go rest."
"Hmm~" He took a sip, and it tasted good.
It's just that they obviously don't like to drink this thing, so why do they still have coffee?
Anyway, the taste is so tempting. Thinking so, I drank several sips in succession until I bottomed out.
After drinking, he continued to read the newspaper on the couch.
Suddenly, my stomach hurt.
Liu Limao had to look towards the cup of coffee on the coffee table, which was too coincidental.
No, I can't hold it back.
He hurriedly ran to the toilet to relieve himself, if it was simply to eat a bad stomach, he would not run one trip after another.
But he already felt like he was living in the toilet, and his legs were very weak.
"That damn girl, I knew she wasn't so kind."
A medical student will be unaware of any medicine he may prescribe.
He hugged the pillar in the backyard and gasped: why should such a delicious coffee be drugged, all the delicious food that had just stayed in his mouth was gone.
Seeing this, the gardener in the daily repair courtyard hurriedly ran to the house and asked Uncle De to come out quickly.
"Ahh I quickly called Dr. Lin. ”
"Do you have antidiarrheal medication at home?" Liu Limao painfully forced himself to say what he needed.
"No, it was just adopted by the gardener yesterday, so I'd better call Dr. Lin to take a look." Uncle De hurriedly ran to the house again.
That dead girl, are they all calculated?
He hammered the pillar viciously: I can hold on for a while, you don't have to look for Dr. Lin, go next door and ask the eldest lady to come over.
"Huh?" The gardener's eyes widened: "The eldest lady can't see a doctor again, Uncle De will call Dr. Lin for a while." ”
"I drank the eldest lady's food, she will handle it herself, please ask her to be faster." Liu Limao's eyes widened and urged him to hurry up, while he ran to the pit again.
As soon as the gardener heard what they said, he could only ask Uncle De to invite the eldest lady.
At this time, Mu Fu was proud, and finally let Liu Limao be deflated.
At this moment, the guard at the door came in to report: The gardener of the Mu family came to find Miss Mu.
Commander Tan was wondering why it was the gardener who came to call people, and when he saw Mu Fu smiling so badly, he knew that the people who didn't come to report the news at home must have stumbled because of her ghost idea.
"Let the gardener come in and see what's going on."
Mu Fu was anxious to see Liu Limao make a fool of himself, so he hurriedly said: "Minister Lin, it seems that there is something that can't be solved at home, so I'll take a leave of absence." ”
She got up gently and walked out, leaving a crowd of surprised eyes.
"What's wrong? Why did you come to me? She covered her mouth, trying not to laugh too loudly.
"Steward Liu said that Miss should have an antidote to his illness here, so I asked Miss to ask for it." The gardener bent his back and did not dare to look at the young lady.
"What are you doing? I've already called Dr. Lin, don't disturb the eldest lady to work. Uncle De came out of the back room and stood at the door and shouted.
"What's wrong with Brother Li? So tossed? Mu Fu asked knowingly.
"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just diarrhea."
"Oh, I guess I live in the toilet." The corners of Mu Fu's mouth rose, a kind of pleasure after revenge.
"Miss, go to work, wait a while, so as not to make trouble for the chief inside."
"No, I'd better go check it out. I heard Dongzi say that Brother Li has been very weak since he disappeared for a month. As a younger sister, I should be concerned. ”
Mu Fu slowed down, slowly entered the Mu Mansion, and went to the backyard.
"Oh, what does this smell like?"
She deliberately pinched her nose and shouted, as if she wanted the person who was suffering to run out of anger and make a fool of herself.
"Miss, if there is anything that Amao does to make you uncomfortable, just tell the eldest young master to beat and scold, there is no need to use this method to torture people."
At this time, Uncle De couldn't see it, and ordered him to bring coffee to Liu Limao's eldest lady in the morning, just to come back to watch such a scene.
Mu Fu didn't get angry when he heard the complaint in Uncle De's words: "I don't want to tell the eldest brother either......"
She couldn't help but make a grimace at Uncle De, then put her arms around him and coquettishly with puppy-like eyes: "Good Uncle De, don't tell the eldest brother what happened to him today." ”
Uncle De couldn't bear to see which one of them was sick and tortured.
It's just that this time, it seems that the eldest lady is a little too much, but she doesn't tell the eldest young master's thoughts.
You don't have to think about it to know that although the eldest young master loves Miss like a woman, it must be Miss who suffers in the end in this kind of thing.
"Then hand over the antidiarrheal pills."
Mu Fu was startled and took a step back.
"You dare to ask me for medicine, I'm not afraid of eating him."
"Since you don't want the eldest young master to come back and scold you, then obediently hand over the medicine."
Damn, Uncle De has actually learned to threaten himself, and he is not much happier.
With her mouth pursed, she took out a small porcelain bottle from the bag on her wrist and poured a pill out of it.
"Don't lose it, that's the Chinese medicine that Cai'er specially prepared for me." Mu Fu carefully advised, and at the same time felt a little regretful.
Cai'er worked so hard to get something, and she was going to give it to that person, and her heart was dripping blood.
Uncle De took the pill and walked over to the person who had just come out of the toilet.
At this time, Liu Limao was already paralyzed, he was holding the column standing on the side, and he couldn't notice when there was another person around him.
A pill was stuffed into his mouth, and Uncle De forcibly fed him water and poured the medicine down.
Soon, the pill volatilized in his body, and he saw the dead girl who was proud of the spring breeze.
"You really hate me to the bone." Liu Limao pulled his pale face and smiled: "I really don't dare to joke with you, lest I lose my life one day." ”
Seeing this, the gardener helped the man back into the house and sat down on the sofa in the living room.
At this time, Dr. Lin also rushed over, and after examining him, he learned that Liu Limao actually had a large amount of laxatives in his body.
"Why are you not only weak, but also like to offend people?"
"Yes, I offended a house cat, and my claws are very sharp, and if you don't pay attention, you will be caught."
"Playing with words." He couldn't help but shake his head: "I'll prescribe you some more medicine, these amounts are not a light burden on the body." I'll prescribe you some more medicine, and you can take care of yourself. ”
"Doctor Lin, don't talk about today's incident in front of my eldest brother, lest he still think that someone in the family wants to harm me." Liu Limao said and glanced at the cheongsam woman standing in the distance.
"I understand, the eldest lady's taste." Dr. Lin understood, prepared the medicine for him, packed up the things he had brought, and walked out without staying too long.
"I'm fine, Uncle De go and go on his own." Liu Limao raised his weak arm and looked at the time on his wrist: "It should be almost time for lunch now, did Cai'er say that she would come back for dinner?" ”
He glanced at Mu Fu: "Cai'er doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking outside?" ”
"No, I usually don't lack food and clothing for her, and I can basically take care of myself outside." The eldest lady clasped her arms and turned away from looking in the direction of the sofa.
"Uncle De, make something that the eldest lady likes to eat, and just eat the rest ordinarily." After Liu Limao said this, he lay straight on the sofa.
It's not that his body is too weak, it's just that the amount of Mu Fu plus laxatives is too large, and it has taken a lot of strength to bear it all morning.
"You... Are you okay. Mu Fu walked up to him, looking at his weak appearance, as if remembering when he first arrived at Mu's house.
At that time, Liu Limao was so thin that he fought with the little beggars on the side of the road all day long for food.
After being picked up by the eldest brother, he stayed alone for a long time without saying a word.
A few months later, he said that his name was Liu Limao, who had been left in an orphanage since he was a child, but vaguely remembered that a couple came to feed him from time to time.
After the war, the orphanage was not a for-profit institution, and it became even more embarrassing.
So some of the older children went around looking for rich and noble families to beg for the younger brothers and sisters in the orphanage to bring stuttering, and that time if the eldest brother hadn't come back from outside and passed by the gate of Tan's mansion, it is estimated that he would have been beaten to death.
She thought about it, and she really did go too far today.
"Yes... I'm sorry. Mu Fu smiled awkwardly: "I shouldn't have dealt you so hard." ”
"It's strange that the eldest lady will apologize after the whole person." Liu Limao wasn't angry with her, he was just thinking about the interesting things he had with his beloved in his previous life.
At that time, it was also because she made her angry, and then she was so angry that she added laxatives to the dishes.
When it was brought to the table, she herself confused which side was without laxatives, and the two of them ate it all together, and suffered a lot.
Today it was quite similar to before, except that the injured person became one of them.
"What? Don't accept it? Mu Fu gave him an angry look.
This person is just underbeaten, and it is rare that he has a little kindness, but he has worn it out.
"Accept it, otherwise I wouldn't have let Dr. Lin hide it. If the eldest brother finds out about this, you will have to suffer a lot. ”
"Yo, you're still threatening me." She leaned back angrily: "I knew I shouldn't have given you the antidiarrheal pill so soon, so that you could stay in the pit for a few more hours." ”