The morning sun gradually rose from the end of the horizon, the cold dew wet the weeds on the roadside, breathing in the pure morning air, and even the head was a little clearer.

Xiao Yu'er was gnawing on the apple with vigor and walking in front, followed by Evil Tongtian, nodding and dozing off on his horse, and behind him was Yi Buhuo, who was holding a bag of beef and constantly stuffing it into his mouth.

"Lao Yi, you've been eating for so long, and you still haven't eaten enough?"

As soon as Xiao Yu'er turned around, he saw Yi Buhuo grabbing a handful of beef and throwing it into his mouth like a cow chewing a peony.

His forehead was suddenly filled with black lines, "Are you trying to hold yourself to death?" ”

Yi Buhuo touched his stomach and said vaguely: "I don't know what's wrong lately, digestion is fast, this bit of beef jerky is not enough for me to stuff my teeth." ”

Evil Tongtian opened his eyes and grinned: "Master, this horse has turned me all the way, and I don't seem to feel my ass anymore." ”

Xiao Yu'er rolled her eyes, "How can you walk comfortably while sitting on a horse, you can not only exercise, but also stop as you go, how free!" ”

"Master, why don't you ride?" Evil Tongtian rolled his eyes and looked at him with a smile.

"Forget it, you collapsed last night, and you're not happy to let you rest?"

Xiao Yu'er sneered: "Look at your five big and three thick, I didn't expect your physical strength to be so poor, I feel a lot of pressure as a master!" ”

"Haven't I been hungry for a long time......"

Evil Tongtian muttered in a low voice, and secretly glanced ahead as if he didn't hear Xiaoyu'er.

Yi Buhuo shuddered his fingers, hiccuped, picked up the water bladder and poured a few sips hard. Squinting his eyes and smacking his lips, "Comfortable......"

Xiao Yu'er walked slower and slower, fell behind and joined him, and asked curiously, "Lao Yi, how did you come back?" What happened to the presbyopia and the heart orchid? ”

"Don't worry!" Yi Buhuo took out a toothpick and picked his teeth, "Wufeng and Xinlan are fine, there is fire Lingzhi, Xinlan's injury has healed, and Wufeng is taking care of her."

What's the matter with you? It's past the appointed time and you haven't come back yet? Is it really indulging in gentleness and being unable to extricate yourself? If I hadn't come looking for you, I'm afraid you might have died somewhere. ”

Xiao Yu'er glared at the evil Tongtian in front of her, and said speechlessly: "It's all because of the evil Tongtian and his horse, which caused me to delay the time, and I was blocked by the fan of Dongchang." ”

The evil Tongtian in front of him stretched out his hand and scratched the top of his head, pretending not to hear.

Yi Buhuo twitched the corners of his mouth, didn't you leave in too much hurry and forgot to steal a horse out, and threw the pot to the evil Tongtian?

"How's the progress of you and the little fairy? Did she cry a lot when you left? ”

"Of course!"

Xiao Yu'er's eyes instantly drifted away, and the corners of her mouth were full of smiles, "When I left, the little fairy held my hand tightly, and she was reluctant to let go of it, and her crying eyes were going to be blind." ”

"Really?" Yi Buhuo looked at him suspiciously, "Why don't I believe it." ”

"Of course it's true, the little fairy's heart has long been tied to me, and she said that I won't marry!"

Xiao Yu'er glared at him angrily, and dared to question my words?

I just reversed the positions of men and women in the scene, but the feelings in it were real!

The corners of Yi Buhuo's mouth rose, "I can't believe you anymore, it's not you who cries and hugs and doesn't let go, right?" ”

Xiao Yu'er don't turn his head and ignore him.

"Do you want me to teach you two tricks, absolutely let the little fairy love you and live to death, and you can't live without you......"

Before Yi Buhuo finished speaking, Xiao Yu'er shook her head frantically and refused, "You can't live if you leave, just be a cook for her?" You better keep this trick yourself, my little fish can't afford to lose that person! ”

"Really don't learn?" Yi Buhuo smiled, "If you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first grab her stomach, this is a little pleasure to enhance feelings, where will an emotional idiot like you understand." ”

Xiao Yu'er propped up the corners of her mouth with her hand and showed a "smile": "You're right, but I mainly rely on charm and don't need your bells and whistles." ”

Yi Buhuo snorted coldly, and continued: "There are many charming streets, that is, the little fairy has taken a blind eye to you, and the Jiang Yuyan before, didn't she just take a fancy to you?"

This proves that your charm is average, and the flawless one is the top match, aren't you afraid that the little fairy will dump you when she sees flawless? ”

Xiao Yu'er smiled, "Don't mention sad things, Lao Yi." ”

"The most important thing is that a man is intimate, you do your best to take care of her daily life, and when she gets used to it, she doesn't even know how to live without you."

"That's my trick!"

Yi Buhuo's eyes are identified, and his temperament has become holy, which seems to be the guiding light on the road of love, and the life mentor between men and women!

"Start little by little, first control her life, then control her heart, isn't her person yours?"

Xiao Yu'er opened her mouth wide, hummed for a long time, and whispered: "You are so humble, Lao Yi ......"

Yi Buhuo paused, and suddenly fell silent.

Xiao Yu'er stretched out her hand and shook it in front of his eyes, "Lao Yi? ”

Yi Buhuo hugged Xiao Yu'er, tears were about to fall, and he wailed: "It's not easy for a public face like me to have an object this year, what should I do if I run away!" ”

“……”

"I'm kidding."

Yi Buhuo patted his chest and smiled, your marriage is destined, which is like me, I was single all my life in my previous life, and I actually had a beautiful object in this life, how can I understand my difficulty.

My heart is bitter, but I won't say it......

Jokes aside, Xiao Yu'er put away her thoughts about the little fairy, changed the topic, frowned and sighed: "Liu Xi thinks that the six gods are on me, I'm afraid it won't be peaceful in the future." ”

"Jiang Beihe's abacus is loud, but it's a pity that he is destined to be disappointed." Yi Buhuo sneered, "It's not difficult to crack the Liuren Divine Dice, he is just destined to learn not to transfer flowers and trees." ”

"Otherwise, how could it be that you still have no clue for so long?"

Xiao Yu'er was taken aback, "You cracked the Six Divine Dice?" ”

"Rubik's Cube is just ......"

Yi Buhuo patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Erniang has already set off, when she arrives at the medicine house with my letter, Su Ying will give her flowers and trees, and when she finds someone to translate Sanskrit, it's just a Liu Xi, not a slap?" ”

"It's just that the current Liu Xi is not only strong, but also has Dongchang in hand, the means are all over the sky, and the power invades the government and the opposition, relying only on me and Wuji, I'm afraid he is not his opponent."

"Recently, if you can, you can hide......"

Xiao Yu'er sighed, "I'm just looking for my background, how could I get involved in this kind of crisis?" ”

Yi Buhuo gave him a blank look, who made you like to be nosy?