Chapter 35: The Twin Thieves
"Hey, have you heard, those two thieves appeared again yesterday, this time they looted more than last time, and these two thieves are extremely powerful, and the people who went to stop them were knocked unconscious, I don't know where they are going to be unlucky tonight..." happened to be heard by Tang Yan and Bingxin, who were passing by here.
"What kind of thieves are they talking about? Two thieves can make you so nervous. Tang Yan asked Bingxin on the side.
"How do I know, I've been giving you Dharma protection for the past few days... Ask someone. Bingxin said angrily. "Who do I ask, when the disciples of your Venerable Sect saw my fierce and vicious appearance..."Tang Yan said helplessly. "Hmph, you brought it all on yourself... Hey, come here, Yu'er. Bingxin shouted when she saw a girl. Tang Yan saw that this girl was none other than him, and it was the girl he was with Zixi Bingxin and others in the desert for the first time in the Luosha Empire (here, I emphasize that the cute girl who asked about Sun Tiansheng in the desert of the Luosha Empire was not Bingxin, they were two people, how could Bingxin not recognize her brother, of course, Bingxin was also in the desert, Tang Yan saved Bingxin, and in addition, Bingxin's beauty is the same level as Qingyue, and that Yu'er is one level lower than Bingxin Qingyue, which I have already pointed out in Chapter 15, don't get confused。 )
"Alas... Not to mention that in the past few days, Zunmen has mixed in two thieves out of nowhere, but I heard that these two thieves are a man and a beast, and these two thieves often ransack the kitchen and medicinal herb warehouse of Zunmen, and the owner of Tianjingmen has cried many times. The girl said.
Yu'er had just finished speaking, only to hear Tianjing's roar from the demon material library in the distance: "I'm ***, I'm fucking addicted to stealing! I fucking stole the Nine Turns Xuanyang Pill left by Lao Tzu's ancestors! Don't fucking let Lao Tzu catch you two Wang Balamb! Let Lao Tzu catch me fucking&£~€***¤&%~#你大爷的......" Tianjing scolded without any master's demeanor.
"What is a hero, this is the prawn that makes the skyscape of this * thief angry like this, haha... I'm laughing to death, hahaha..."Tang Yan covered his stomach and laughed, Bing Xin glared at him fiercely and stomped on his feet, now Tang Yan couldn't laugh, and the tears of pain were about to come out, and he hummed on the side...
At this time, it was replaced by Bingxin and Yu'er Xiaotang. "Tonight, the three of us will go to meet those two thieves, and you have to go to the dead show, and there is no room for responsibility. Bingxin said with a smile. "Oh, it hurts me, what does it have to do with me... I just laughed, like a bald man saying: Sin, sin. Tang Yan snorted.
On a dark and windy night, two treacherous figures appeared on the roof of the medicinal herb storehouse, not so much two figures as a man and a beast.
"You little thing... Alas, it's the same to loot everything first, just go to the kitchen as you wish. The man in black said helplessly. The two figures rushed to the kitchen again in a treacherous manner.
Due to the theft of the kitchen in the past few days, the kitchen master was angry, copied a kitchen knife and a noodle pin and lived directly in the kitchen, at this time the master was sleeping, suddenly heard a noise next to him, immediately opened his eyes, without saying a word, picked up the noodle pin, and hit the air is a Wang Ba punch and shouted: "I know you are here! Suffer death! As the saying goes, good kung fu is high and you are afraid of kitchen knives! Wear a brick and knock it down! Enlightenment!" The master scolded while exerting his powerful Wang Ba Fist... In the darkness, I heard only a scream, followed by a loud curse.
"Damn, you big head and neck out of the fire man hit the old man's eyes, your uncle!" A burst of angry scolding came, followed by a sound of fighting, and finally the master was beaten and thrown to the ground. The man in black clapped his hands and said, "If you don't slap your face, this is what will happen to me in the face!" and the cat-sized mysterious beast shook its head dissatisfied, as if he thought the man in black was slow, and he also received a punch. And the man in black walked like donkey meat burning...
"No, you beast, let go of that dog... What are you doing... Don't bite it! My lovely pancake fruit... Oh, my seventh uncle, I won't even let go of a cabbage state!Animal!... livestock," came the groom's painful cries of the master.
"What's your name! Even if you call your throat deaf, no one will come to save you... What are you looking at, have you ever seen an old boy!, Uncle Don't turn around, the monk shampoos his hair with Rejoice!" the man in black shouted.
At this time, Tang Yan Bingxin Yu'er and the three of them hid in the medicinal herb warehouse and still didn't wait for the thief, Tang Yan Fan Huhu was already asleep, but when he was about to fall asleep, he would be stomped by Bingxin mercilessly. His tears were about to flow down, so he had to secretly greet the eight generations of the thief's ancestors...
"Hey, I'll go to the back door to take a look, Yu'er go to the front door to take a look, you can be careful to guard this place for me, if you come back and let me see you asleep..."Bingxin threatened Tang Yan, and as she spoke, she pulled Yu'er and disappeared into the night.
"It's really so late that you don't sleep to catch any thieves, and you're not a hero... Don't be afraid that the flower thief will pick you..."Tang Yan muttered quietly after seeing Bingxin leave.
At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps from the medicinal herb warehouse, and Tang Yan, who was originally in a daze, was also nervous, only to see a black shadow walking towards a cabinet where valuable medicinal materials were stored, Tang Yan followed softly, and saw the man in black stopped in front of the cabinet Tang Yan suddenly pounced on him, Tang Yan successfully knocked down the man in black, but when Tang Yan turned the man in black, it was he who was surprised, Tang Yan did not fall down the man in black, but a scarecrow.
Tang Yan was also taken aback when he saw that he was grabbing the scarecrow, and suddenly turned around, a man in black was standing behind him, the man in black wanted to go up and beat him up, but when he saw that it was Tang Yan, he was also stunned, and then his figure disappeared strangely, Tang Yan was suddenly stunned, as if he had thought of something, at this time, the man in black suddenly appeared behind Tang Yan, laughed strangely, and kicked like Tang Yan retreated, just at the moment when Tang Yan was about to lose the chrysanthemum, Tang Yan quickly fled.
"Sure enough, that's right, the final comprehension pierces the cloud legs!, the master is really you!" Tang Yan yelled at the man in black after fleeing.
The man in black was stunned and suddenly laughed: "Hahaha... I didn't expect you kid not only to avoid my cloud-piercing legs, but also to guess that I was your master... It's not simple, it's not simple, and I've grown a lot with my teacher. "The man in black is the narcissus.
"Nonsense, in addition to you doing such a boring thing, there are such obscene and shameless moves, I can't see it, it's no wonder that it's all exposed, and you forget to put a hat on your head, narcissism..."Tang Yan muttered in a low voice, then Tang Yan suddenly remembered something and asked in surprise: "Legend has it that there are two thieves, a man and a beast, you are the person, do you say..."
"Hey, hey... It's so smart, it's your god's pet winged god tiger Xiaotian..."The narcissus laughed.
"Ah... Master, you've taken him badly!Oh God, it's too sinful!" Tang Yan blamed.
"Don't trap a good person, what do you mean I took him to steal, obviously he stole the kitchen first, and I accidentally saw it, so I decided to come to the Zunmen Medicinal Material Warehouse on my whim. The daffodils grinned like old blanks. Hearing the words of the narcissus, Tang Yan was speechless with these two guys.
In the darkness, a golden tiger fluttered its colorful wings and flew towards Tang Yan. Tang Yan was also stunned and hurriedly asked, "How did Master Xiaotian's wings become colorful?"
"Since the last time he came back from the last fantasy realm, his strength has increased by a great calamity, and he can compete with ordinary holy followers with the strength of the Winged Heavenly God Tiger Root Drama, and the wings will also change, just like the belt that the followers have proved his strength, and when he can compete with the Zunxun powerhouse, he will be able to speak. Yikes... It's not good that someone is coming. When the narcissus was explaining to Tang Yan, he suddenly heard footsteps, so he mentioned Xiao Tian and slipped into Tang Yan's eyebrows, Tang Yan sighed impatiently after being surprised by Xiao Tian's ability, and lay on the ground pretending to be knocked unconscious...
After a while, Tang Yan closed his eyes slightly and heard a girl say, "Why is it so useless, I'm fainting again..."
This is obviously Bingxin's voice.