Chapter 185: Bully Yi Buhuo
"Boss, change the pot of good wine, and you will fool the guests with this thing?"
Yi Buhuo put down his wine glass and slapped the table unceremoniously.
"Guest officer, our daughter Hong is already the best wine in ten miles and eight towns, you go outside to inquire, who doesn't know?"
The shopkeeper who was settling accounts behind the counter ran over with a smile on his face.
"The best daughter red? I buried it yesterday and dug it up this morning, right? ”
Yi Buhuo said disdainfully: "Are you embarrassed to boast, is there a drop of wine in this water?" Can't you pour clean water with a mouthful of earthy smell? ”
"Guest officer, are you here to make trouble on purpose?"
The boss's face sank, and his bent waist straightened up, looking down at him condescendingly.
"Don't be unreasonable, this little brother, the wine here is indeed famous, I heard that many dignitaries and nobles have said that it is good after drinking......
"Maybe the restaurant on the other side sent to provoke, if he doesn't know what to do, I'm afraid he won't be able to get out of this gate today......"
"Little brother, let's go quickly, it's not good for you to make trouble here......"
The guests who ate around were talking, most of them were on the side of the boss, the good-tempered ones were persuading, and the bad-tempered ones had begun to roll up their sleeves.
"Can't you say that the wine is bad?"
Yi Buhuo grabbed a chopstick and inserted it directly into the table, and the onlookers suddenly fell silent!
"The boss is not kind, how can he fool this righteous man with fake wine......
"I have long felt that this wine tastes wrong, and it is sold so expensive, profiteers ......"
As soon as the wind turned, the shopkeeper's forehead was sweating, and he wiped and wiped, and the muscles on his face twitched.
"This master, it's me who is wrong, I invited this meal, and I will immediately re-serve you a pot of the best wine......
"Okay, I'm not a person who doesn't pay attention to it, I understand the truth of being forgiving and forgiving, just look at it and give it to you for compensation or something, wrap the roast chicken on the table for me."
Yi Buhuo rubbed his fingers and raised an eyebrow at him.
"Yes, yes, you sit down first, and you'll be fine right away......"
The shopkeeper glanced at the wooden chopsticks that were not half on the table, trembled, and quickly turned around and fled into the back kitchen.
Yi Buhuo held the wine compensated by the boss in his left hand and the packaged roast chicken in his right hand, turned around and walked into the restaurant across the street openly.
"Boss, settle the final payment, the opposite side of the report is gone, I am in a hurry to run away!"
"So fast? You walked out unscathed? ”
"Or else? Do you still want to kill seven in and seven out? ”
Yi Buhuo took the money in his hand and stuffed it into his arms, turned around and was about to leave.
"Don't want your wine?"
The boss shouted as he pointed to the jar of wine he had fallen.
"No, if this thing is also alcohol, I can get drunk when I pee......"
Yi Buhuo didn't look back, just waved his hand and sighed.
“……”
He has traversed the third world, with superb martial arts, rich resume, optimistic personality, I have never seen any good wine, where can I see this kind of bad wine mixed with water......
Since entering the spatial vortex, Yi Buhuo has lost consciousness, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already different.
There are no small fish and flowers here, and there is no Zhu Ignore and Cao Zhengchun, and even the dynasty has become the Qin Dynasty......
Although Yi Buhuo was a little disappointed, he was also prepared for this in his heart, he didn't have the coordinates to go home, and the starlight of the seven stars on his body had already been consumed, and if he wanted to go back accurately, he could only look at the will of heaven.
With his current mentality, he has passed the time of self-pity, once if he doesn't work, twice, twice if he doesn't, three times, one day he will meet familiar people and return to familiar places!
"By the way, boss, how to go to Xianyang?"
Yi Buhuo paused, asked the route and disappeared into the crowd.
Since he learned that this was the Qin Dynasty, he was still a little excited, although the Seven Kingdoms had long since perished, Yingzheng was still alive, and maybe he could see this first emperor with mixed reviews......
In order to earn travel expenses, he was ready to start making money from scratch, and he decided to let go of himself after he had calmed down, and he only wanted to go along with his heart in this life, and no longer paid attention to the opinions of others.
The first order I received was to make a stinky and shun restaurant......
The commission is just enough for the journey!
"Why doesn't my crossing rise linearly, and the force of each world not only does not increase, but becomes weaker and weaker?"
Yi Buhuo sighed, originally he thought that this was Qin Shi Mingyue, and the force value was not to say how high it was, at least it could throw off the two main streets of the world before.
But in fact, this is really just an ordinary world, and there is not even internal strength, and when you look around, you are no longer invincible......
It's only been two days since I came here, and I don't even know who the protagonist is, so I plan to go to Xianyang to see the world first and complete the check-in of historical figures.
He didn't have a clue about continuing to travel through another world, this world was ordinary and surprised him, not to mention visions, not even a single hair.
Not far out of the city, there were messy footsteps behind him, and the sound of the clash of iron weapons was crisp, and Yi Buhuo knew that his trouble was coming.
"Stop!"
"Break the law, come back with me......"
Yi Buhuo looked left and right, there was not even a tree in the wilderness, and there was nowhere to run if he wanted to, so it seemed that he could only be caught.
"You recognized the wrong person, I didn't make trouble in Heshun Restaurant, Yanghe Restaurant didn't give me money, I don't know their boss Zhang Daring, I didn't confiscate the deposit of fifty taels, and I didn't take the balance of one hundred taels ......"
Yi Buhuo held his head in his hands, and the officers and soldiers loudly defended themselves before they got close.
“……”
The dozen or so soldiers who came after him stopped panting, and the leading commander walked up to him, pestle the long sword and gasped for a long time before he spoke:
"You've confessed your sins...... What else to justify? Acquaintance...... of heels...... Come back with me...... Otherwise, the Dharma will be rectified on the spot......"
"Big brother, you're tired of becoming a grandson, and you still want me to be a grandson?"
Yi Buhuo put down his hand, squinted at him, and said disdainfully: "Just you crooked melons and cracked dates, you can't beat Uncle Ben if he asks you to do it with one hand!" ”
"If you don't make a bad statement, someone will kidnap him!"
Shi Chang was furious, and with a wave of his hand, several people rushed up behind him, and pounced on him with a fierce face......
"My heart is beating so hard, it's so scary to have so many people rushing over at the same time......"
Yi Buhuo squatted on the ground and patted his chest, looking frightened, and beside him were soldiers who fell to the ground, covering their injuries and wailing.
Shi Chang, who was already kneeling in front of him, looked frightened, and trembled and handed over the valuable things on his body.
"It would have been better if I had done this earlier, and I would have been beaten ...... for nothing"
Yi Buhuo smiled slightly, and when he turned around, he beckoned: "The next time you meet me, be conscious, and pay my mental damage fee first." ”
"Know...... Got it......"
Shi Chang covered his bruised cheeks and responded indistinctly.
It wasn't until he walked away that he got up and regained his ruthlessness.
"Go back and report quickly, you must not let him leave, this person is a Jiangyang thief, you must catch him and cut him!"
“……”
Passing by a small town, Yi Buhuo, who had just made a fortune, was in a good mood and was ready to buy some dry food for pastime on the road.
"Boss, change the pot of good wine, and you will use this to fool the guests?"
Yi Buhuo's mouth was numb, and he was about to go into a professional frenzy, but he saw an old man beckoning to him not far away.
"Little brother, you are an expert at first glance, taste my wine."
The old man squinted his eyes with a smile, filled the wine glass with the wine gourd in his hand, grabbed it and handed it over.
"Clear and bright, fragrant but not rushing, a little interesting......"
Yi Buhuo took a look, and suddenly became interested, the wine of this era is indescribable, although it has stamina, but the taste is really challenging the lower limit, for him who is used to brocade clothes and jade food, it is a luxury to be able to eat.
But this glass of wine is completely different, not only clean, but also has a strong aroma, absolutely beating the whole world's restaurants.
"The mouth is dense, the aftertaste is long, but it is a little rough, and it is barely a good wine."
Yi Buhuo put down the wine glass, looked at the old man's wine gourd, his eyes lit up, since you have good wine, then we are brothers who have never met, I recognize this younger brother!
"Brother, if your brother doesn't talk to each other, can you give your brother another drink?"
“……”
"Old man Cui Wenzi, I don't know what to call it?"
Cui Wenzi pulled the corners of his mouth, but still asked with a smile.
"In Xia Yi Buhuo, there is an object, unmarried, and there is a younger brother named Cui Wenzi......"
"If you take advantage of me, I'll leave."
"Okay, no kidding."
Yi Buhuo smiled and said, "Old Cui, you dare to invite me to drink before you are masked, what a boldness!" ”
"Dare to accept the wine handed by a stranger, you are not small!"
Cui Wenzi was holding the wine gourd, seemingly drowsy.
"Since everyone is so compatible, they are friends, and I won't be polite to you as a brother."
Yi Buhuo nodded with satisfaction, and reached out to pull out his wine gourd.
"Have you always been so thick-skinned?"
Cui Wenzi hugged him tightly, shrinking into a ball and looking like a lonely old man.
"Everyone to each other, since you have already tested me, you must give some benefit, right?"
Yi Buhuo smiled meaningfully, snatched the gourd from his arms with his young strength, and poured himself a glass.
“…… You're really not simple. ”
Cui Wenzi opened his eyes, stared at him for a while, and said helplessly: "The old man's acting skills are so bad?" ”
"No!"
Yi Buhuo shook his head and poured another glass of wine, "It's just that it can't escape my eyes......"
"In addition to the smell of wine, there is also a faint smell of medicine on your body, although you are deeply drunk, the eyes that can be revealed from the gap are blazing, where is there a trace of drunkenness."
"And he has been observing me from the moment I entered the door, and he nodded three times as he poured a glass of wine, probably in anticipation of my arrival......
Yi Buhuo smiled slightly, turned his head to look at him and said, "Am I right?" ”
"It's really extraordinary, it seems that there are people outside the sky......"
Cui Wenzi sighed a little inexplicably, and he was still unsatisfied.
"There are people out of the sky, come, go!"
Yi Buhuo didn't care at all, and raised his glass.
He didn't lie, he didn't make it up, all the movements in this restaurant couldn't escape his perception, and the most special of them was Cui Wenzi who was nesting in the corner.
Although his appearance was downcast, his spirit was close to perfection, and his eyes were calm, and his thin body was in great contrast to his hands, which were so stable that they barely trembled.
Yi Buhuo knew for the first time that this old man was a master of the game world!
This master is not the kind of martial arts who have entered the transformation realm, but the spiritual realm has been transcended, and it is exaggerated to say that he is a land immortal who can abandon his physical body and spirit at any time......
And his eyes have been falling on his body, and Yi Buhuo knows that his identity may have been seen through.
"The heavenly heart of the upper body, the astrology knows fate, Lao Cui, you are really born in the wrong era......"
Yi Buhuo sighed, this kind of character is the most difficult to get along with, because it is meaningless to conceal it, people have long been one, and it is not impossible to predict the future.
Even in his current realm, he occasionally feels something in his heart, and has a premonition that the next auspicious evil that will happen to him involves him, which is the feedback brought by the world to their point.
He is still exploring on the road of the unity of heaven and man, Lao Cui is the one who is about to cross the line, and there is still a big distance between them in the spiritual realm.
"It's good to see the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, look at the clouds in the sky, and feel comfortable from the heart is what the old man wants."
Cui Wenzi smiled very satisfied, snatched the wine gourd while Yi Buhuo was not paying attention, and raised his head to drink...... And the end?
"You're done?"
"I'm done!"
"Why don't you leave me some?"
"I haven't drunk good wine for too long, so I can't hold back ......"
“……”
Cui Wenzi sighed, "Since you're done drinking, you can sleep for a while, you can do it yourself!" ”
Yi Buhuo smacked his lips, "Do you have any good wine there, I haven't finished it yet!" ”
Seeing that Cui Wenzi slept in seconds, and even the sound of snoring came out, Yi Buhuo knew that this guy was determined to pretend to be dead.
"Boss, go to the table again and put it on my brother's account."
“……”
Cui Wenzi took a breath and almost suffocated himself.
"Guest officer, where does Dr. Cui have any money, don't be kidding."
The shopkeeper walked over, took a look and explained, he had been paying attention to the situation here just now, Cui Wenzi was an old customer, and he knew very well how many children he had.
"Then look at where he is the most valuable, I will chop it down and give it to you, the money for a meal is enough, right?"
Yi Buhuo patted Cui Wenzi's arm and patrolled around him with bad intentions.
“……”
"Don't worry, as Lao Cui's eldest brother, I also know how to heal, no matter what the wound is, it will be fine in two days, he can't die, don't worry about him."
Yi Buhuo made a move, so frightened that the shopkeeper's face turned pale, and he shook his head again and again: "I'm invited this time, little brother, don't joke anymore." ”
After the shopkeeper left, Yi Buhuo let go of Cui Wenzi, who was pretending to be dead, and sighed: "Old Cui, you still have a lot of face, it seems that your medical skills are good, and you are very popular here......
It seems that he thought of himself, Yi Buhuo shook his head self-deprecatingly, once upon a time, he was also a respected generation of famous doctors, and Cui Wenzi could only bend down in front of him.
Now that the glory is gone, he is a lot more relaxed, and the title of the world's first miracle doctor is still not suitable for him.
Lao Cui is the kind of famous doctor in his heart, although his medical skills are superb, he still does his own things down-to-earth, no one disturbs, and there is no fame to drag him down......
"Old Cui...... Cui Wenzi...... Haha......"
Yi Buhuo smiled silently, "The elixir, it turned out to be this Qin Dynasty!" ”
Mythology!
Comes with the myth of crossing!
(End of chapter)