Chapter 1: When I woke up, I was confused
My name is Tang Hanqing, and I am a short video blogger, or rather, I am an Internet celebrity
My short video account has millions of followers, and the content of short videos involves knowledge, food, cars, beautiful women, interviews, etc... Lots of variety.
Yesterday, I exchanged cups with some of the "leaders" in our industry until late, during which several young ladies at the table frequently toasted to me, so I drank too much
This rhythm of life is my daily routine, going to bed late and waking up late, eating, drinking, and occasionally taking videos, in fact, this is the life I dream of, I always think that while I am young, I should be a little more free and uninhibited.
- Why is it so noisy?
I closed my eyes and said to myself, obviously, this is not my natural waking state, but I am also used to it, because many people have the password in my house, friends, assistants, aunts, but they know that I have the gas to get up, how can it be so noisy
- I'll go, where is this, what is the script for today's shooting
I opened my eyes and looked around, this was not my house, it was a very retro room on the floor, with a tattered linen underneath me, and the gongs and drums were beating outside
Because of the need for video content for shooting, this situation has been experienced before, and my choreographer and cameraman have hidden it from me many times for the sake of shooting effect, and waited until the shooting time to see my most realistic reaction
I thought it would be the same this time
- Hey, what's the content today, you want to fix me again
But no one paid any attention to me
I slowly stood up, and my back hurt from sleeping on such a hard floor
- You can, I didn't even notice that I was carried here by you, and I tell you, if I hadn't drunk too much yesterday, I wouldn't have known at all
Still no one pays attention to me
There was still a lot of noise outside, listen closely, there were gongs and drums, there were firecrackers, and I was sure that there should be a big kitchen near me, because I heard the sound of chopping and stir-frying, the oil sizzling in the pot, and more importantly, I smelled the smell of the food
I stood up and looked around
- This place is well chosen, so retro, how does this look like a large family's wings
-This is to let me COS little servant, please say hello to the master
I was still playing on my own, not thinking about the seriousness of the matter
Push open the door and go out, there is a big atrium outside, sure enough, the room on the left is the kitchen, some people at the door are chopping wood, some are picking vegetables, and there are many girls dressed as maids from the kitchen to serve food
Everyone was so organized and busy that no one noticed my presence at all
I'll go, this meeting, I'm afraid it's not filming a costume drama, is this a new notice that the assistant gave me? Where is the hidden camera, I thought to myself, and subconsciously touched whether the beard was long, and the idol baggage was still there
Since they ignored me, I found the camera myself, so I walked towards the kitchen with my back hand
I walked to the door and still no one noticed me, or maybe everyone was busy and didn't have time to take care of me, but smelling such a fragrant meal, suddenly I was hungry, and I saw cold dishes on the table.
- What is this, roast chicken?
I took a slice with my chopsticks and put it in my mouth, this taste I have never tasted before, there is a smell of rice wine, and the sweetness of sugar, I have eaten all over the world, I have never eaten this
- This is a honey drunk chicken, I don't know this, which son are you?
Someone in the back slapped me on the back, with contempt in his words
I turned my head and thought: Yo, where did you find this actor, this makeup and hair teacher is too professional, this is really no different from the ancients
The girl standing across from me at this moment had clear eyes, a very cute baby face, no blemish on her face, and she looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old.
As an Internet celebrity with millions of followers, I have never seen any kind of girl, but at the moment, I admit, she is so good-looking
- It's the first time I've eaten it, but it's really delicious, why don't you take a bite too?
- Hey, you, don't you know that outsiders can't enter the backyard of the house, whose son are you?
I thought to myself, this girl's play is so good, but how can I change it, I don't even have a script, I don't even know what kind of play it is.
-I.... Let me ask you first, whose lady are you?
After so many years in society, I have summed up a truth, when someone asks you a question and you can't answer it, you can throw the question to the other party first
- You say, this is my home, this is Xia Fu, hey, you come, you tell him, who I am
As she spoke, the girl stopped the staff who were passing by
- You, are Miss
Even the group performance is so professional? He bowed his head and looked like a subordinate
- Nonsense, whose lady am I.
- You are the young lady of our Xia family, Miss Fourth, what's wrong with you?
-How many times have I said it, when there are outsiders, just call me Miss, you don't need to call Miss Four, you can be busy.
It can be seen that this domineering appearance does look like a young lady from a large family
-Do you hear that, do you know who this girl is?
After speaking, he did not forget to clench his fists with his proud hands
I really don't know what I'm supposed to do, what I'm supposed to say
- You haven't said who you are
- I, me
What's my name, what role I am, no one tells me!
- You, what are you, what kind of clothes are you wearing, weird, and your hair, it's so weird.
Oops, yes. I haven't changed my outfit yet.
- No one told me to change my clothes. At this moment, I'm out of the play
- Inexplicably, you hurry to the front yard, the backyard is full of women, why are you a big man breaking in, still stealing food here, and saying such strange things, do you have an invitation? Did you sneak in to eat and drink?
This series of questions made me confused, what kind of plot is this, and there are invitations? Is there someone celebrating a birthday, or is someone getting married?
- What invitations? Can I ask what day it is?
- You didn't come to the invitation, how did you get in? You don't even know what day it is?
I'm a question mark right now
-I woke up here today, and when I woke up, I was in that room over there
I pointed to the room I had just come out of
-You're a new butler, right?
- Ah, yes, I'm new
Is this a hint for me, then I have to move on, otherwise the play won't be able to continue
-Since that's the case, I'll go to the housekeeper to change my clothes in the future, and besides, no one taught you when you came, and you have to bow your head and bend down when you talk to Miss Ben, and there are no rules at all
- Yes, Miss. I bent down
-Today is the day of my eldest sister's wedding, and all the dignitaries in the capital are here, so be careful in what you say and do
- Got the miss.
- Fourth Miss, why did you come to the kitchen to make trouble again, Madame is looking for you everywhere, and Miss Two and Miss Three have arrived and want to talk to you
This is a maid-looking man who came over and pulled the placket of the fourth young lady's clothes.
-The second sister and the third sister are back, let's go, I miss them to death
The fourth young lady hurriedly ran out, and said to me before leaving
- Oh, you're delayed in business, you go to that room and wait for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere
She pointed to the room I had just come out of
- Yes, Miss
I bent down again
This scene should be over, and it should be for me to go to that room and rest for a while
I went back to the room and thought back to the scene and the conversation I had just had. Why hasn't anyone been looking for me until now? At this point I had a sense of foreboding.
I began to analyze on my own, looking at the scene just now, in the whole kitchen, all the props, whether it is pots and pans, chicken, duck, fish and other ingredients, are real, and the things made are really edible. Maybe it's because the crew is more professional, and all the details must be real
But if it's really acting, whether it's a short video I usually shoot, or a variety TV series, it should be lit, there is no face light, the kitchen is very dark, and it must not look good when filmed, which is very unreasonable
If you say that in order to act in one go, what you want is natural, even if you don't shine it, I don't have a microphone on me, except for the whole kitchen, except for the chopping vegetables, is the sound of the spoon, how is the sound collected
The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, and at this moment, I felt a little chill in my back.
I'd better go out and see what's going on.
So I went to the kitchen again, and I found that the kitchen was still doing the same work, and there was no acting component
I went to the kitchen and looked around, but there was no equipment for shooting.
What scares me even more is that there is not a single thing modern in the whole kitchen.
At this time, I became more and more panicked, and the plot in the TV series would not happen to me
Could it be that I crossed over?
This thought made me very uneasy, and although I am a staunch materialist, I was curious to think about
Because in addition to the horror, I was really a little excited.
With questions I walked out of the kitchen, through the only door in this yard, after going out I found that it was still a yard, the yard came and went all dressed up, everyone walked with their heads down, and busy with their own things, some people walked to the front yard with dishes, some people took various gift boxes into the house, no one noticed my existence.
Walking through the second courtyard, there is a big circular arch, in front of the arch is a rockery, there is a small waterfall on the rockery, the rockery is surrounded by a circle of stone platforms, the stone platform is low and surrounded by water, and the rockery stands in the middle, although I don't know garden feng shui or anything, but I know that this design is still very exquisite.
But I didn't pay much attention to the rockery, but after the rockery, I should have come to the front yard, because there are obviously more people, and people are not all dressed up.