71. Yoro is arrogant
But it is said that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty went to Songshan "Songyang View" one day to play, as soon as he entered the head gate, he saw a cypress tree, with a strange figure and dense branches and leaves, and he couldn't help but praise it repeatedly: "Oops! What a big cypress tree! ”
Seeing that the emperor was full of praise for this tree, the accompanying officials also followed suit: "Yes! We have traveled all over the world with Banzai, and we have never seen such a big cypress tree! ”
The emperor and his ministers responded to the discussion, and the excitement became higher and higher. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty looked up at this tree again and again, sighed, and named this cypress tree as a "great general".
After sealing the "Great General", he walked to the backyard, ascended the reading platform, passed through the second hall, and came to the middle courtyard, and then saw a cypress tree, which was bigger than the "Great General". Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was quite remorseful in his heart, and secretly thought to himself: The cypress tree in the front yard was named the "Great General", how can this one be sealed? If you don't seal it, it doesn't make sense; Seal it, I can't think of a suitable title; Move the title of the tree in the front yard, as the Son of Heaven, Chrysostom and Yuyan, the title has been set and cannot be changed. After thinking about it, he finally made up his mind, only to see him point to the big cypress tree in front of him and say: "I have named you the 'second general'" An accompanying envoy knelt down and played: "Long live Chen Qi, this tree is much bigger than the one in the front yard!" He meant to remind Emperor Wu of Han to change the seal, but he didn't dare to say it directly. Emperor Wu of Han knew exactly what this courtier meant, but in order to maintain his dignity, he knew that the seal was wrong, but he insisted on not changing it. I saw that his face darkened, and he rebuked the minister, saying, "What a big and small, preconceived!" ”
The escort envoy hurriedly kowtowed and said "yes", and when the other escort officials saw this scene, no one dared to say more.
After Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty dismissed the "General Bai", he left Songyang Temple.
Although the two cypress trees in Songyang Temple have been sealed, they are very awkward. The "general" felt that he was not worthy of his name, he was ashamed of it, he had no face to look up and see people, and as the days went by, he slowly turned into a bending tree. The "Second General" felt that he was extremely tall, but he was named the "Second General", sulking all day long, his stomach exploded, and he became a hollow tree. Later, the tourists made up a few sentences:
"Big" seals "small", "small" seals "big"
The "great general" bowed his head in shame,
The "second general" refused to accept the lung air bombing,
"Preconceived" into a joke.
To this day, these two Hanfeng "general cypresses" still grow in the compound of Songyang Temple, and the idiom of "preconceived" has also become a testimony of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who knows his mistakes and does not change.
However, it was said that Emperor Wu issued an edict to summon Xiangru, and Xiangru and Wenjun temporarily left their clothes and went on the road. Like going out and sitting in the car, thinking to myself that I used to be a bartender and laughed at, this time I was edicted to enter Beijing, the Lord forgave me, and in the future, I must return to my hometown with high-ranking officials, and wash away the shame of the past. While he was pondering, the carriage suddenly stopped. It turns out that there is a bridge in the north of Chengdu called Shengxian Bridge, and there is a send-off object, which is a place to see off. Just like the car here, many relatives and friends have already heard that he has entered Beijing and waited here. It is like getting off the car in a hurry to meet everyone, each is courteous, talks for a while, and cherishes each other and says goodbye. It's like going out to the city gate to touch the thoughts in the car, and ordering the person to take the pen, so he inscribed on the city gate:
"Don't get a car or a horse, don't do it again."
As the question ended, I drove forward, and stayed overnight all the way to Chang'an, where I met Emperor Wu. Emperor Wu asked: "Is "Zixu Fu" written by himself? Xiangru replied: ""Zi Xuan Fu" was originally from the minister's hand, but it is only written about the hunting of the princes and kings, it is nothing, please allow me to make another article about the hunting of the Son of Heaven", Emperor Wu then ordered Shangshu to give a pen. It is similar to the "Shanglin Fu" and played Emperor Wu. "Shanglin Fu" not only has the content to connect with "Zixu Fu", but also has more literary brilliance. This endowment is based on the pretense of "Zixu", "Mr. Wuyou" and "Death is the Public", which is set as a question and answer, and is written freely, with the main purpose of maintaining national unity and opposing imperial extravagance, and praises the incomparable image of a unified empire. Emperor Wu exhibited for a week, and felt that the paper was full of dazzling eyes, and he sighed that he was a genius and worshiped as a Lang official.
One day is like shooting and hunting from Emperor Wu to Changyang Palace, Emperor Wu is in the prime of life, and he likes to personally attack bears and wild beasts. As the above letter admonished, Emperor Wu saw that he was good and called it good, so he stopped hunting and returned. Passing by Yichun Palace, Qin II was killed, like and as a blessing to hang, Emperor Wu sighed and appreciated, and then worshiped Xiangru for the filial piety garden order.
Sima Xiangru was proud for a while, and he even had the intention of abandoning his wife, and the days when he had shared hardships and hardships and deep feelings had long been forgotten at this moment. Wen Jun stayed alone in the empty house, living a lonely life day after day, year after year.
Finally one day, Sima Xiangru sent a thirteen-character letter to his wife: 12345678900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 The clever Zhuo Wenjun burst into tears after reading it. There is only one "100 million" missing in a line of numbers, and no 100 million doesn't mean that the husband has no intention of hinting at himself? Her heart was as cold as water. With a very sad mood, I replied with a "Grudge Poem".
After a farewell, the two places hang on each other. Although it is March or April, who knows five or six years. The lyre is played without intention, the eight-line book is not transmitted, the nine rings are broken from it, and the ten-mile long pavilion wants to be pierced. Hundreds of thoughts, thousands of thoughts, all kinds of helplessness to resent.
I can't finish a thousand words, and I am bored and rely on the column. Chongjiu ascends to see the lonely goose, and the moon is full in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August. In the middle of July, I burned incense and asked the sky, and in June, everyone shook my heart. In May, the pomegranate flowers are red like fire, and they are watered by gusts of cold rain. In April, the loquat is yellow, and I want to be upset in the mirror. In March, the peach blossoms drift with the water, and in February, the kite string is broken. Oh, Lang Ya Lang, I wish I would be a man for the next life, you will be a woman and I will be a man.
After reading his wife's letter, Sima Xiangru was very amazed at his wife's talent. Thinking about the love between husband and wife in the past, I don't feel ashamed.
During the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Nanyue has always been a "difficult to shave its head", and in one sentence to describe its relationship with the Han Dynasty, it must be divided for a long time, and it must be divided for a long time. South Vietnam announced its "return" to the embrace of the Han Dynasty one moment, and declared independence the next, in short, its relationship with the Han Dynasty was one of imminent separation. It is precisely because of this that Emperor Wu of Han did not spend less energy to deal with the affairs of South Vietnam.
In the sixth year of the founding of the Yuan Dynasty (135 BC), Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty ordered Fanyang County to send Tang Meng to Nanyue, hoping that Nanyue would be annexed to the Han Dynasty.
The ginseng fruit in "Journey to the West" blooms once in a thousand years, bears fruit once in a thousand years, and matures once in a thousand years, and at this time Tang Meng ate a special fruit, he asked in surprise: What is this?
The official who entertained replied: Goji sauce.
Tang Meng sighed: This thing should only exist in heaven, how can there be in the world.
The official replied: There is no such thing in the sky or on the earth, only Yelang has it.
After returning to Chang'an, Tang Meng handed Emperor Wu of Han an antique small wooden box, and then carefully took out a string of wolf-sauce and said: "Although the minister returned in vain this time, he made an unexpected discovery. Goji sauce is a rare fruit, produced in Yelang, but it can circulate to South Vietnam, which shows that Yelang and South Vietnam are connected. We can follow the route of the wolf sauce from Yelang to South Vietnam, and outwit South Vietnam by surprise. ”
Emperor Wu invited from him, worshiped Tang Meng as the Zhonglang general, advanced from Bajun Fuguan, all the way to the rugged mountains, and arrived at the capital of Yelang after many days.
Yelang is considered a big country in Nanyi. Tang Meng went to Yelang, and saw Yelang Hou Zhu Duotong. King Yelang has always dominated one side, and he doesn't know the situation in China, and he thinks that he is the only one who owns the land. Seeing Tang Meng's arrival, Zhu Duotong was slightly surprised at first, and then asked disdainfully: "Who is bigger in Han or China?" Tang Meng smiled: "How can you compare to the big Han in the land of Ruguo?" It is a description of the size of China's land, the number of people, the abundance of products, and the beauty of culture, and will bring silk calligraphy and paintings, gold and silver jewelry, gold and silk goods and other generous gifts to the Yelang King. These things are treasures in the eyes of King Yelang, unseen and unheard of. His face immediately turned cloudy and clear, and his attitude changed from "unfriendly" to "friendly".
After receiving Tang Meng's gift, Zhu Duotong took the initiative to ask Tang Meng "if you have any requirements and need help" as a "return". Tang Meng made a request for Yelang Kingdom to be attached to the Great Han. Takeduotong said that it can be considered. However, he had to consult the chiefs. When the major chiefs saw the treasures sent by Tang Meng, they were all willing to throw themselves into the arms of the Han Dynasty.
In this way, Yelang Country was dealt with by Tang Meng's money diplomacy. After Tang Meng returned to Chang'an, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty made Yelang a county and included the whole of Nanyi under their jurisdiction.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty ordered Tang Meng to go to repair the road. Tang Meng was ordered to Bashu, and actually mobilized soldiers according to the system of requisitioning and distributing troops, and the people thought that he wanted to be a soldier, so they couldn't help but flee privately. Tang Meng used military law to punish his leader, and the people of Ba and Shu were shocked and frightened. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was shocked when he received the report, so he sent Xiangru to reproach Tang Meng, and took the opportunity to inform the people of Ba and Shu that what Tang Meng did was not the emperor's intention. After Sima Xiangru returned to his hometown, he waved his hand and wrote a wonderful pen: "Yu Ba Shu Xuan".
Sima Xiangru's inscription can be roughly divided into three points:
First of all, the prestige of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was promoted.
Secondly, it is explained that the conscription in Ba and Shu counties is only to protect the safety of property and envoys, and there is no worry about war.
Finally, he enlightened the people with the concept of loyalty, honor and disgrace at that time.
As soon as the text was issued, it was like a panacea, and as a result, the armed acts of Ba and Shu were alleviated, the rumors were controlled, and the voices of "understanding" and "forgiveness" were replaced. The effect was immediate.
After Sima Xiangru tried the knife and achieved good results, he played Emperor Wu and said: "Xiyi is like Qiongyi, Ran Shu and called most of it, close to Shu County is easy to traffic, Qin Shi has a passage to place officials, there are still traces. Now, if the old system is restored and the county is replaced, it will be better than Nanyi! "Emperor Wu was very happy, that is, he worshiped Xiangru as a Zhonglang general, and sent an envoy with a festival.
This trip to Shu is different from the previous one. The previous official position was still low, and he was not a special envoy of the imperial court, so although the magistrate greeted and sent him off, he did not treat each other very politely as usual. This envoy is like riding a high cart and a horse, and he is high-sounding and grandiose. When he arrived in Shu County, Shu County Taishou went out to the suburbs to greet him, and Chengdu County ordered him to carry a crossbow bolt as a precursor. Like a car crossing the Shengxian Bridge, I remembered that I had an inscription at the city gate when I entered Chang'an in the past, and now I really have a long-cherished wish on a high car and a horse, and I am so happy in my heart. The scholars and girls on the side of the road all sighed with envy, and the news reached Linqiong, and King Zhuo invited Cheng Zheng and others to gather and compete for cow wine. It is like saying that the emperor's life is in his body, and he refuses to meet lightly. Zhuo Wangsun and others had no choice but to beg the servants to show their courtesy. As if it was inconvenient to return the wine, the envoy reported to him that he had received all the money. Zhuo Wangsun felt very honored, and sighed to his relatives and friends: "I didn't expect Sima Changqing to have today!" All relatives and friends echoed in unison, and praised Wenjun's vision. Zhuo Wangsun then visited the woman by the way, that is, Wenjun was taken back to Linqiong, and redistributed the family wealth, which was equal to that of the man.
Just like the peace of mind westward gallop into the territory of Xiyi, it is also according to the old law of Tang Meng, and the coins and goods in the car are distributed to Xiyi. The tribes are asking for money and money. At this time, he got his wish, and of course he was called a minister.
So the west to Moruoshui, the south to the Qiqi River, digging the Lingshan Road to build a bridge over Sun Shui, directly to Qiongdu. A total of one governor and ten county orders were set up, which were under the jurisdiction of Shu. The plan has been completed, and he still returns to Shu from the same way.
Zhuo Wang Sun Yan sent Wenjun to Xingyuan, just like Wenjun came to Chang'an, and reinstated himself in the court. Emperor Wu was comforted, and he was complacent and arrogant.
Most of the talented people are lustful, like the previous time to hook Wenjun, all for the sake of lust, and Wenjun's lust is fading, like there are other thoughts, want to accept Maoling women as concubines, Zhuo Wenjun heard about it, hated like thin affection, so he wrote a poem, called "Baitou Yin", and wanted to break with Xiangru. His poem says:
It is as white as snow on the mountain, and as bright as the moon between the clouds.
Wen Jun has two intentions, so he decided to break up.
Today's wine fight, tomorrow's ditch head.
On the ditch, the ditch water flows from east to west.
Sad and miserable, there is no need to cry when you marry a girl.
I wish to have one heart, and the white head will not be separated.
The bamboo pole is curling, and the fish tail is curling.
Men are heavy-minded, why use money knives.
After seeing the poem, he was very ashamed and had to give up the matter.
At the moment when she was about to be rejected by her husband, Zhuo Wenjun, who was self-respecting and self-loving, used a poem to show her bottom line and successfully regained her husband's heart. Sima Xiangru finally chose to return to Zhuo Wenjun, and at the same time avoided the notoriety of being a "scumbag", but he actually exposed his heart and legs, but the generous Zhuo Wenjun still loves Sima Xiangru, a "scheming man".