Chapter 4: Burial at Midnight
Zhang Fan frowned and said, "It has nothing to do with feng shui!" Although he is dead and his body no longer exists, his soul is still greedy for this red world, and he will not leave here!
And the coffin belongs to yin, once it enters the earth, it becomes a yin fire in the yang world, which just gives him a place to refine his soul, I say so...... I don't know if you can understand it? Dao - Long ......"
Zhang Fan said in the end, deliberately lengthening the epilogue.
The Taoist chief was still thinking: "How can this takeaway brother know so much?" When I suddenly heard Zhang Fan's voice, "I don't know if you can understand it?" Dao - Long ......"
At this moment, the Dao Chief suddenly felt that the blood all over his body was rushing upwards and reaching the door of his head, and his chest was even more suffocating, and the whole person was so uncomfortable that he died!
So, he pointed at Zhang Fan with his hand, and scolded angrily: "You! Where the hell are you a wild boy?! I have never heard of these things at all. ”
Zhang Fan's eyes rolled up, pursed his lips, and replied to him with an indifferent expression: "You haven't heard of it, it's just that you have long hair and short knowledge!" Can anyone else be blamed? ”
After saying this, Zhang Fan made a helpless expression.
The Taoist chief seemed to be thundered, standing there with one hand pointing at Zhang Fan with a little trembling, and his voice also shouted with a trembling voice: "You dare to say that I have 'long hair and short knowledge'?!" ”
From his words and deeds, it is not difficult to see that he is already - he is so angry that he is about to die of depression!
Zhang Fan shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands again, saying that he was really speechless.
"Alas! I know, everybody knows! Daoist, you don't need to act like this to admit your incompetence, everyone can understand you! ”
"Poof......
"Hahaha......"
"Hehehe......"
"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"
"Hey, hey, hey......"
When the people around heard Zhang Fan's words, they erupted in all kinds of laughter and all kinds of laughter.
Especially the young lady who despised Zhang Fan just now, it is even more outrageous!
She covered her stomach with one hand, and her mouth couldn't stop laughing, and it seemed that she was just rolling on the ground.
As soon as the Taoist saw this situation, he immediately became angry! His voice was a little stiff and he shouted, "Stinky boy! I don't care if you're a takeaway guy or a feng shui master.
You might as well go out and ask me what kind of character Wang Dacheng is? What is the origin? You really don't know what to do! Don't talk about it, just talk about my identity.
I! But the deputy leader of the provincial feng shui alliance! Stinky boy, I really don't have any eyesight! How dare you say that I have long hair and short knowledge. ”
After listening to Wang Dacheng's words, Zhang Fan replied with disdain: "Oh...... Is it?! It may be that your entire alliance is a group of rookies...... Oh! No! A bunch of rookies are coming!
Speaking of birds, and insulting birds! All birds can fly into the sky, after all, they still have some skills! But you, the deputy alliance leader, are not good, let alone the rest! ”
Zhang Fan also has his own arrogance!
No matter how much he said it, he was also an authentic Maoshan Heavenly Master, to be honest, he really didn't take these small fish and shrimp level seriously.
At this time, Wang Dacheng only felt that his brain was a little lacking in oxygen, and he was so poor that he had nothing to refute.
After that, he had no choice but to put on the cold posture of his deputy alliance leader, pretending to be calm, and flicking his sleeves quite stylishly.
And he thought he was very noble and said generously: "After all, my Wang Dacheng is the deputy leader of the Feng Shui League in this province, and he is a person with identity and status!" It's not interesting for me to bother with you kid, and it will damage my image! ”
Then, Wang Dacheng turned to look at the middle-aged woman and asked, "Your son, are you listening to me, the deputy leader of the alliance?" Or listen to that delivery kid?
If you listen to him, then I will go now; If you listen to me, then do what I will. ”
The middle-aged woman looked at Wang Daochang and then at Zhang Fan, and couldn't help but be at a loss for a while.
Everyone came to their senses at this time, although this "food delivery person" seemed to be decent and well-founded. But compared with the famous Master Wang in this province, everyone still quickly chose the latter.
So, everyone held a coffin ceremony under the command of Wang Dacheng. Zhang Fan stood there and watched blankly, and no one came to pay attention to him again.
Zhang Fan also felt a special embarrassment, sighed, walked forward to a middle-aged man, took out a business card and handed it to him.
"You're the father of the dead, aren't you? Within half a month, in case you want to order takeout...... Bah! In case of any situation, you can call me, I charge very reasonably. ”
The middle-aged man shook his head and muttered back, "No...... No more! Thank you! ”
At this moment, as if the man thought of something, his expression suddenly changed, and he looked at Zhang Fan and asked, "How do you know...... I'm the father of the deceased?! ”
"Do you need to ask? If you were not the father of the deceased, how could he be lying on your shoulder? ”
Zhang Fan just said this casually, and what he said was relatively understated.
But the man opposite him was really not calm at this moment.
"Lying ...... Lying on top of me?! What are you talking about lying on me?! Don't scare me, okay? It's scary to listen to! ”
The man's face gradually turned pale, and his expression was a little stiff, and the whole person didn't look good.
At this time, Wang Dacheng hurriedly walked over, glanced at Zhang Fan, and scolded him proudly with an expression.
"You stinky boy! It's all over the place, and you're still pretending here! Don't scare people, okay? Hurry up! Go get your takeaway delivered to you! ”
Zhang Fan also glanced at Wang Dacheng and shouted impatiently.
"Holy! You're still a Taoist! You can't even see such a little ghost lying on top of him! You really don't seem to be worthy of the name, huh? How much did you pay for the title? ”
Wang Dacheng was angry, but he had to suppress these emotions and explain quietly: "Generally, there are only three kinds of people who can see the ghosts. The first type is a person who is born with a spiritual eye.
There are also people who are sick and about to leave the world, and then there are people who have wiped the tears of the ox or the heavenly master, I don't know what kind of person you belong to? ”
Of course, Zhang Fan could hear that Wang Dacheng's words were extremely unhappy.
But Zhang Fan replied loudly without looking back while walking towards the bottom of the mountain: "Me! is the fourth...... Maoshan Heavenly Master! ”
After Wang Dacheng heard him say this, he looked at Zhang Fan's departing back in astonishment and concentration.
That's it! The coffin actually "touched", and Wang Dacheng's face became heavy in an instant.
The surrounding crowd was also frightened by this sudden sound! The parents of the deceased looked at the coffin with wide eyes, slowly opening.
A corrosive smell permeated the mountainside, and a shrill laugh pierced the silence of the night, making it so suffocating in the dark night sky.
"Knock knock!" Three more heavy and muffled voices came out, and before Wang Dacheng could make a move, the coffin exploded with a "boom".
A young man in a shroud stood there straight, his eyes glowing with a ghostly light, his face hideous and terrifying, and the two corners of his mouth went all the way to the base of his ears.
The green liquid was still dripping down his mouth, and the two black and red fangs were outside, and when Wang Dacheng saw this, his calves and stomach were soft in fright.
He muttered in his heart, "I'll go, isn't it not buried yet?" How did this happen? He wanted to shout, but he couldn't put it down for a while.
After all, Zhang Fan was already so sarcastic just now? The parents of the teenager were not lightly frightened when they saw their child become like this.
The people around him scattered in a hurry at this time, and the young man's cold eyes stared at Wang Dacheng tightly, so he went up with a copper coin sword in his hand.
It's just that the copper coin sword has already been spilled on the ground before he gets to him, and for a while Wang Dacheng was a little confused, and he didn't know what to do.
At this time, the young man stretched out a pale and stiff hand and slapped it at Wang Dacheng, and with a "boom", Wang Dacheng was slapped out more than five meters away.
When it fell to the ground, it spat out a mouthful of blood. Just when Wang Dacheng tried to stand up, the young man's corpse actually came to Wang Dacheng's face.
At this moment, a golden light wrapped in a peachwood sword galloped in! With a "poof", the young man's ghost was destroyed by a peachwood sword.
A roar resounded throughout the night sky, and the hearts of those who were afraid of hearing it like a ghost crying from hell felt their hearts beat faster.
It's so infiltrating, really. "Wang Dao Chief, are you alright?" Zhang Fan looked at Wang Dacheng with a smile, "Thank you!" If it weren't for you, I guess I would have confessed here? ”
At this moment, Wang Dacheng restrained a lot, his posture was very low, he knew that if Zhang Fan hadn't helped him just now, he would have become a lonely ghost.
"You're welcome, it's all right," at this time, the young man's parents came up and asked puzzledly, "Great Heavenly Master, didn't you say that it is possible to become a powerful ghost after being buried?" How is this?"
When they said this, they didn't dare to say it, but the meaning was already very clear, Zhang Fan said: "There is no surprise, today is Halloween, it is normal for this kind of thing to happen." ”
After Zhang Fan finished speaking, he walked away, leaving a group of people there looking at each other, everyone feeling terrible about the scene just now.
Looking back on that scene now, do you still feel a chill in your back?
Not much.
Zhang Fan came to the place where he parked at the foot of the mountain, he found a branch, scratched the mud on the tires, and cleaned it simply.
I looked at my phone again, and it showed that it was ten o'clock in the evening.
"Holy! I've been blind for an hour, and I'm going to be complained about again this time. Forget it, let's hurry up and deliver it to others!
At that time, try to say more good things to others, even if you can't mix it with a five-star praise, at least you can't be complained, otherwise you will have to deduct money this month. ”