Chapter 85: The First Keyboard Warrior of the Three Kingdoms

They were all literati, but Hua Xiong was a military general.

So they don't like Huaxiong very much.

Usually, it is only because of Huaxiong's identity and power that he maintains superficial respect.

But after a few glasses of wine, they revealed their contempt for Hua Xiong.

"Don't talk nonsense, Master Taishi is very literate. You say yes, Master Taishi? ”

Cao Cao deliberately straightened his face and scolded the guests.

But when he looked at Hua Xiong, there was a mockery in his eyes.

The guests also stopped talking, and looked at Huaxiong gloatingly.

Everyone thought that Hua Xiong would politely decline.

But what he didn't expect was that Hua Xiong actually laughed out loud and stood up.

"Isn't it just poetry, little meaning."

In the novels that Hua Xiong read in his previous life, the protagonist traveled to ancient times and had to be a parody of texts.

I didn't think there would be a chance so soon.

Feeling those ill-intentioned eyes waiting for him to make a fool of himself, Hua Xiong smiled.

Look at it.

Hua Xiong picked up the wine jar next to him and took a sip.

He touched his mouth and began to chant poetry.

"Zhao Keman, Hu Ying, Wu Hook Shuang Xueming.

The silver saddle shines on the white horse, like a shooting star.

Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles.

Brushing off the clothes and going away, hiding deep with the name.

……

Who can write Your Excellency, the white head is too mystical. ”

After this song "Chivalrous Journey" was chanted, the entire lobby was silent.

Everyone looked at Hua Xiong with horrified eyes, as if they had seen a ghost in broad daylight.

the groove.

This poem is majestic and bold in style, expressing infinite pride and ambition.

Among them, there are allusions to Xinlingjun and Hou Huan, Zhu Hai and others.

Is this a poem that a martial artist can make?

Just kidding, right?

Cao Cao stared at Hua Xiong deadly, and a storm broke off in his heart.

With his talent, of course, he knows how awesome this poem is.

Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles.

Listen, how brave and chic?

How could Hua Xiong have made such a good poem?!

Gao Shun and other generals on the side, after hearing this poem, were also excited.

I can't help but think back to the bloody years when I fought on the battlefield.

It took a long time for everyone to come to their senses from their surprise.

"Taishi's poem...... Sure enough! ”

"I was a real eye-opener."

Everyone sighed.

"I didn't expect that Taishi's talent would be on par with my family's Taishou."

Chen Gong flattered beside him.

"Wrong!" Hua Xiong shook his head and said seriously, "I think Brother Meng De's talent is not as good as mine." ”

Cao Cao's face darkened.

This Huaxiong, why is he so immodest?

Before anyone else could speak, Hua Xiong began to compose poetry again.

"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns. You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired......"

"The golden bottle of sake is ten thousand, and the jade plate is ten thousand dollars. I couldn't eat when I stopped throwing my cup, and I drew my sword and looked around in a daze......"

"Oh, it's dangerous! The difficulty of Shu Road is difficult to go to the blue sky! ……”

Hua Xiong was unceremonious, and directly counted Li Bai's poems, one of which was counted as one, and all of them were moved.

Looking at the demented expressions of the guests present, Hua Xiong smiled proudly.

I didn't expect that the "Three Hundred Tang Poems and Song Lyrics" that the teacher asked to recite in the previous life would come in handy at this time.

Li Baike is known as a poet, his works are bold and handsome, fresh and elegant, majestic, and full of momentum.

He can be called the first poet in China.

Hua Xiong brought out his work, which directly scared the Yanzhou celebrities present.

One by one, they froze in place as if they were petrified.

Those who can attend today's banquet are all talented, and they can naturally distinguish between good and bad poems.

These dozens of poems, those are the best of the best, enough for people to pass on by word of mouth!

But it's all made by Huaxiong.

How can you not surprise them?

"Hey, people, it's not difficult to get wet with a lewd hand, but the difficult thing is that the obscene quilt is so wet."

Hua Xiong shook his head and said.

"Taishi's talent is served!"

"It's us who underestimate the master."

"In the future, with the presence of the Grand Master, I will never chant poetry!"

Everyone came back to their senses and expressed their admiration for Huaxiong.

Cao Cao, who was next to him, felt that his mouth was extremely bitter.

The power is not as good as Huaxiong, he admits it.

But I never expected that in the field of poetry, which I am best at, I would lose to Hua Xiong.

Cao Cao previously suspected that the first "Chivalrous Journey" was written by someone else, and Hua Xiong took it easily.

But Hua Xiong wrote dozens of poems one after another, which means that it was not done by others at all.

Cao Cao sighed, and there was only one word in his heart.

Wear.

The drama next to him saw that Cao Cao had been hit, and hurriedly pulled the hem of his clothes and glanced at him.

Cao Cao came to his senses, and only then did he remember today's plan.

He quickly stood up.

"Master Taishi, I have a talent that I want to recommend to you."

"Then Brother Mengde, why don't you hurry up and introduce it to me?"

Hua Xiong said with a smile.

He was a little curious.

With Cao Cao's thirsty character, who is sure that he has stayed.

How can you recommend it to your own people for no reason?

Cao Cao nodded at Xi Zhicai, who got up and left the banquet.

After a while, he took a young literati and slowly walked into the hall.

"Master Taishi, this is You Heng, the word is flat."

Xi Zhicai introduced.

Hua Xiong almost burst into laughter.

He thought it was a talent, but he didn't expect it to be Youheng.

No wonder Cao Cao would recommend it to himself.

This master is a big troll, and it is not an exaggeration to call him the first keyboard hero of the Three Kingdoms.

In history, You Heng is actually very talented and has a strong ability to do things.

It's just that the mouth stinks.

Kong Rong recommended him to Cao Cao, and he drenched Cao Cao's scolded dog with blood.

He also stripped naked at Cao Cao's banquet.

Cao Cao was so angry that he couldn't bear it anymore, so he sent him to Jingzhou Mu Liu Biao.

Liu Biao also respected You Heng at first.

But You Heng kicked his nose in the face, insulted and belittled Liu Biao.

Liu Biao was also so angry that he almost wanted to kill him.

But he was afraid of affecting his reputation, so he finally gave him to Jiangxia Taishou Huangzu.

Once Huang Zu held a banquet, You Heng was disrespectful, and even scolded him for being a dead old man.

This angered Huang Zu.

As a military general, he didn't giggle with Youheng, and directly ordered Youheng to be killed.

After You Heng came in, he didn't greet Hua Xiong, but directly pointed at Cao Cao and scolded,

"Cao Apu, you are really not a thing, you didn't even invite me to a banquet!"

Cao Cao's face darkened.

The reason why he didn't let You Heng attend the banquet was because he was afraid that You Heng would speak disrespectfully.

Unexpectedly, after You Heng came in, he directly pointed at himself and scolded.

"You Heng, Master Taishi is here, you have to pay attention to your image!"

Cao Cao reminded.

"Master is a fart!" You Heng scolded and scolded, "Hua Xiong is almost the same as Dong Zhuo's old bastard, they are both thieves of the country!" ”

"One day, he will not die well!"