Chapter 96: Artetana's Unspeakable Troubles (Ask for the First Order)
Nestus Tribal Leader, Mother of Beasts God Tent.
After listening to Shaye's story, everyone finally understood what had happened.
When she went to prepare for her trip, someone recommended her a supreme luxury dazzling adventure gift bag, which can be purchased to avoid all the troubles of the adventure and perfectly cope with any dangerous situation.
Shaye saw that the unit price on the list compared to other stores and even had discounts, and didn't want to waste time on these trivial things, so he bought it without hesitation.
A cold sweat flowed on Lili's face: "You are too careless about humans......"
She took out a hollow little yellow duck from the so-called gift bag, pinched it and asked, "What is this for?" β
"I asked," Saya replied with a frown, "and the man said it was to help relax in the shower." β
Luo Wei: "......"
Vimeer, who was sitting next to her, heard Luo Wei's voice and turned her head to look at him in a daze.
Luo Wei waved his hand to indicate that it was okay.
He was professionally trained, how could he laugh at such a thing.
"What about this?" Ah Hu Lily took out another packet of powder and sniffed it, feeling a little calmer.
"It's like it's called catnip, it's said to have a miraculous effect on feline monsters, even if the demon god of cats comes, it's useless."
Luo Wei: "......"
Vimir looked at him again.
"And this?"
"A puppet that makes you fall asleep quickly."
Seeing the bear doll being taken out, Vimeer's eyes lit up slightly, and then he probably reacted.
Ah Hu Lily rummaged for a while, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she took out a small bulging ball from it, and her tail wagged involuntarily.
"What is this ball, can you give it to me?"
Shaye: "No, that's for the Demon God of the Dogs." β
Lily Hu: "......"
Luo Wei couldn't hold back after all, "No...... You should give her the ball, you have that duck enough. β
He was holding back his stomach, he never thought that Shaye was so talented in funny, why didn't he show it in the last round?
Isn't this a bundle of the Otherworldly Edition?
It's even Toy Story......
Although she has adapted to the basic rules of human beings, in the face of various routines, her little experience is not enough to see......
In the face of his ridicule, Saya had the heart to kill him, and it was only after Arttana listened quietly that she explained it in detail in a gentle tone, which made her understand.
"What! The guy sold me a bunch of toys!? β
"Of course, there are a lot of useful things," Artana's eyes were full of sympathy, "but there are also many that are not needed at this time." β
She has already said very tactfully, most of the journey is land, and when she goes to the beach, she also takes a boat, and there are even foldable surfboards in it......
Shaya gave up the struggle and threw the ball out of her hand, and Lily ran to pick it up.
"It's been a day, so let's eat," Arttana said with a smile, "and it's not necessarily a bad thing, at least you won't be fooled next time." β
Several werewolf strong men brought a cauldron in, and the thick aroma of vegetables suddenly made people's mouths water.
"There's nothing to entertain," said Artetana, "it's a traditional orc stew, and I've modified it with human spices, hoping it will suit your tastes." β
Including Ah Hu Lili, who came back with the ball in her mouth, the four of them were suddenly impatient in this burst of fragrance, and rushed to the side of the pot.
It's so delicious......
Vimere ate the stew that had been scooped into the bowl, the salt soaked in the rotten vegetables, and the fatigue of the day was satisfied. At the same time, I can't help but sigh that when I came here not long ago, the orcs could only eat fruit and gnaw tree roots, but now they can eat hot cooking.
This is also a sign that everything is getting better.
The cauldron was quickly swept away, and Rowe stood up on his knees and sat on the carpet, looked at Artetana and said, "I'm sorry, the two of them are more edible, and they didn't leave you anything." β
"What!" Shaye was immediately unconvinced when she heard this, "You have eaten a lot!" And you didn't do anything at all all today! β
Vimere silently scooped the last mouthful of soup from the pot.
"It's okay, I actually ......," Arttana smiled, then looked down at the curve of her abdomen, and said embarrassedly, "Even as a god, there are some unspeakable troubles. β
Does she also have body anxiety?
Luo Wei smiled slightly, I'm afraid he hasn't woken up for hundreds of years, so he doesn't have much resistance to food, so he is greedy......
Speaking of which, she also has the responsibility of the goddess of hunting, and now she guides the people in the valley every day, and it is normal for her to gain weight a little if she doesn't pay attention.
She cares a lot about her figure......
After eating, Shaye couldn't show any strength to quarrel, and said:
"It turns out that this is your base camp, and it makes me worry about it in vain."
She only now figured out why teleportation could be used to get back to the orc tribe at any time.
First of all, Vimere's immeasurable magical power, no matter how far away she can afford.
The second is that the three of them have almost no battles along the way, unlike other adventurers who do not let go of every ruin on the road, and the reserve of mana is completely worry-free.
Furthermore, this portal is marked in both directions, built by divine power, and they can go back and go as they want, without any burden.
Thinking of this, Saya opened her mouth and said to Artetana:
"Do you have a hot spring or sauna here?"
If the strength weakens again tomorrow, it will be basically the same as not being unblocked, and it is difficult to touch the natural hot water on the journey, if you can return here every day to replenish in time, you should be able to maintain a balance.
"That ......," Lily said.
"It's okay Lily, the Knights have brought a lot of water, and the digging of the underground well will bear fruit tomorrow," Artetana said softly, "As a noble guest who saved our family, we can afford a bath water." β
"Don't bother," Rowe said at this point, "I have another way to unblock your power. β
Shaye listened with a shock.
"What? Then you didn't say it earlier! Tell me what it is! β
"Hang on a tree." Luo Wei said lightly.
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Everyone in the tent was confused, and Vimere opened her mouth to express surprise.
Not... It's a familiar feeling.
I was released into the forest, and Shaye was hung on the tree?
Rowe and Artetana looked at each other, and quickly got confirmation from each other's eyes.
The look in his eyes seemed to say, "You......"
It's not strange that Artetana can see it, not because she's a third-level god, but because she's too intellectual.
In Rowe's opinion, analyzing the meaning behind his actions from such an absurd reason, coupled with a little bold guess and Vimere's precedent, only Artetana can get the answer in one look.
"I'll hide it for you this time, don't go too far with that angel."
The voice came from his head, and Luo Wei could only smile and nod gratefully.
Night.
Shaya soaked in a barrel soaked in hot water, with firewood burning underneath to keep it warm, and although he refused many times after realizing the lack of water for the orcs, the third-level god still prepared it for them.
She looked at the little yellow duck floating on the surface of the water and flicked it back and forth with her hand.
"What a bath to help relax! It's disgusting!! β
She slapped the duck into the water with her hand, and after a while it floated again, and she frowned.
How could humans like such a thing.
Shaya felt that the day had been particularly absurd today, although it was completely different from the time when she was slapped by Vimir at the battleship dinner and then knelt down by the Sword Master, but it gave her a sense of dΓ©jΓ vu messy.
"Alas......"
There's no way to go on like this, and it seems like I'll have to try to fit in with those two fools.
After soaking enough, I got dressed and went out, just in time to bump into Luo Wei waiting by the door.
"What are you doing!? Did you just do that!? β
Luo Wei shrugged indifferently, "If I peeked at you taking a shower, would I deliberately stand here and wait for you to come out?" β
"And what are you doing here?"
"Of course it's a bath, the water temperature isn't cool yet, right?"
"It's not cold."
Shaye replied casually and was about to leave, but his eyes shrank sharply, and he immediately turned back.
"Wait, are you going to use my bath water to continue washing......?"
Luo Wei looked at her with a burst of amusement, "It's not that you don't know how precious water is here, don't worry, I'm not thirsty now." β
Not thirsty......
He actually said that he was not thirsty......
Shaye stood there petrified for a moment, and when he thought of something, he hurriedly rushed in again.
"Give me back that little yellow duck!"
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"Lalalala~"
Re-embarking on the journey, the three of them walked briskly on the field, barely carrying any bags, and were relaxed.
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Jutman: "Ryan, I can't carry my back, I rarely ask you, I'm an archer!" β
Ryan panted and climbed up the mountain, turned back and stretched out his hand to him: "Come on, share my part, I'm okay." β
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Two young girls sat and rested on the grass, each holding a book in their hands.
The one in Vimeer's hand is "The Girl's Magic", and in the hand of Saya, it is "The Complete Book of Tea Art Spells".
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Joey: "Mom, when will I rest, and how far will this broken road go!" The soles of my feet were all blistered. β
Sherond: "It's okay, just bear with me, you should be able to arrive tomorrow." β
Joey: "But it's only noon%@#Β₯*!" β
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The two of them lay in a glade between the woods, small furry animals gathered around, curiously approaching them.
Not far away, in the southeast corner of the woods, an angel hung from a tree, and the magic in his body continued to recover.
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Jas: "Ryan be careful, you're on the left!" β
Ryan: "Roger, give it to meβthe end uh-ah-ah-ah!!" β
Sherond: "Beware! Another wave of monsters rushed over, I don't have enough magic, who has supplies! β
Jutman: "Retreat!" Withdraw first!! β
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"Hehe, sure enough, the stew of the orc clan is delicious, thank you for your hospitality tonight, I'm sorry~"
"It's okay, thank you for bringing water here, soak in a hot bath and sleep in a comfortable blanket."
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Ryan: "Jinlis...... Do you still have wheat bread there? β
Jinlis: "No...... Gone...... Bark...... You can eat it. β
Joey: "I've already eaten two pieces of bark...... Tonight I will sleep in the thorny bushes again, oh my God! I miss the smell of the bed! Bed boards are also fine! β
Jas: "Water...... Who still has water there......"
Xie Longde swallowed his throat: "I have another bite here, give it to you." β
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Shaye frowned in suspicion: How could the adventure be so simple?
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Joey frowned suspiciously: It's too hard to take risks!
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Walking along the deep forest path, Luo Wei held the Resonance Vessel in his hand, and the golden lines overlapped with the trajectory of the ground.
stepped out of this road and finally appeared in front of the three of them.
It is a lavish golden church hidden deep in the forest, hidden by leaves and branches.
(End of chapter)