Chapter 3 Clean up the table for Lao Tzu!
"Zhong Kang! Cultivate presumptuously! ”
Seeing this, Cao Cao hurriedly looked at Xu Chu coldly and burst into a shout:
"This young man saved me, don't you want to take revenge?!"
Xu Chu suddenly pointed at Lin Chuan and said:
"But Prime Minister, he just insulted you!"
Cao Cao glared again, Xu Chu suddenly shrunk his neck and said nothing.
Cao Cao arched his hand and said:
"Don't blame the young man, Xu Chu is a rough man, and I hope the young man will bear with me."
Although Lin Chuan said that he was not an immortal, Cao Cao felt that he was an immortal.
How can an ordinary person have the ability to perform so many miracles on such a harsh desert island.
Otherwise, according to Cao Cao's previous temper, if there was a young and frivolous person who scolded Cao Cao like this, he would have been hacked to death with a sword.
"Gotta get it, don't make any noise."
Lin Chuan waved his hand, not wanting to deal with a fool.
Especially the one who called himself Xu Chu, he had a body of muscles, and he turned out to be a standard stupid big man, and his brain was even worse than the other three.
"Who's that, Xu ...... Forget it, let's call you Lao Xu. ”
"You go and clean up the table, soak in the bucket of rice for a while, and then brush it."
"There's no water here, so you just go to the river and brush it."
Calling this stupid big Xu Chu, Lin Chuan really couldn't call it.
Xu Chu in history, that is a well-known big man, and he is nicknamed Tiger Idiot!
Although I don't know who is better than Dian Wei, no matter how you think about it, he is a top strong man, five big and three thick, two meters tall, and he hammers a cow to death with one fist.
Look at the person in front of you again.
With a scruffy beard and eyes full of wisdom, he is a roaring emperor at every turn, and he doesn't look like a general.
The crew found this kind of person to play Xu Chu, which is simply an insult to the tiger idiot!
Speaking of which, there are many bad movies now, and Lin Chuan is not surprised.
Looking at Lin Chuan's way of instructing himself, Xu Chu suddenly became angry, pointed to his nose and said:
"Lao Tzu is Xu Chu, Guan Neihou! You told me to clean up the table and wash the bucket? ”
This is all a job done by women, and she was actually assigned to wash dishes?
For Xu Chu, this is no longer so simple, it is simply an insult to Xu Chu's personality.
"Hey, you're still doing it."
When Lin Chuan saw that Xu Chu was suddenly so irritable, he suddenly became angry, pointed at Xu Chu's nose and said:
"I'll bring you back from the beach, I'll cook for you, I'll give you food, I'll give you something to drink."
"You kid is still ungrateful, you don't do such a little work?"
"What, do you want me to do it?"
Lin Chuan didn't intend to be angry.
But Xu Chu's attitude suddenly angered Lin Chuan.
I saved people with good intentions, and I also saved an uncle back?
Now Lin Chuan doesn't care if this is a fool or not.
But how can a person, unless he is a true psychopath, be so uninteresting?
Lin Chuan is not a person who is afraid of things, although Xu Chu's physique really can't be beaten by himself, but he has a Tibetan mastiff.
The two of them were tense and almost didn't tear up.
Cao Cao was shocked when he saw this, and shouted at Xu Chu in a low voice:
"Xu Chu, you are presumptuous!"
"Go, clean up the table!"
Xu Chu just wanted to say something, but when he heard Cao Cao's words, he immediately gritted his teeth viciously, and turned his head and walked towards the place where he had just eaten.
Lin Chuan glanced at Cao Cao.
It seems that this self-proclaimed Cao Cao is the leader, and several other people listen to him.
But it's no wonder that these people who are like crazy people in the play have the highest status in Cao Cao, maybe they still follow the play.
This person speaks in a crepe, stupid is a little stupid, at least not like the self-proclaimed Xu Chu, who doesn't even know the truth of being a man.
And Cao Cao was helpless in his heart.
Xu Chu has followed him for many years and has made great achievements, even if there is no merit, there is hard work.
Now that he was actually arranged to clean up the table, it was really embarrassing for him.
But at this time, after all, it is on other people's territory, and even if people say that they are not immortals, then maybe they are just pretending.
If you annoy others, if you come up with any Taoism, then your group will be all over.
"By the way, it's not just him, I see that you won't be able to get out for a while, and after that, you will all take turns, and you have to clean up after every meal."
After that, Lin Chuan pointed to Cheng Yu, Jia Xu and Cao Cao, and said:
"As for changing one person for one meal or one person a day, you decide for yourself."
As soon as these words came out, the three of them were stunned.
Especially Cao Cao, his face became extremely ugly:
"I'm going to clean it up too?"
Lin Chuan glanced at Cao Cao and said disdainfully:
"Nonsense! If you don't eat, you don't have to clean up, if you do, just clean up for me! ”
Cheng Yu was so angry that he almost didn't speak, and said in a panic:
"You...... You are presumptuous! ”
"What are you!?"
"I ...... I! ”
"What am I?"
Lin Chuan was not used to this group of people, and said coldly:
"It's not good to say anything, but Cheng Yu, you take a fart."
"I tell you, if you want to eat, you can't eat so much food by myself anyway, so it's a big deal for me to make a few more."
"But if you dare to put on a score in front of me, don't blame me for being rude."
Lin Chuan's words have come to this, how dare everyone refute it.
Especially Cao Cao, his face was black, but he didn't dare to say a word.
"Okay, okay, I see."
Cao Cao rubbed his forehead and had to admit it.
Cheng Yu hurriedly came over and said:
"No, no, no, the three of us just take turns......"
At this time, Jia Xu looked at Lin Chuan coldly:
"Why are the three of me cleaning up, what about you? Don't you eat too? ”
Lin Chuan glanced at Jia Xu:
"Okay, then let's change, I'll clean up, and you can cook the food, okay?"
Hearing this, Jia Xu also admitted it.
Cook? How can a big man learn to cook?
Besides, there are so many ingredients that I haven't seen or eaten before, so I can't do it.
Cao Cao's eyes became more and more strange when he looked at Lin Chuan.
It seems that even if Lin Chuan is not an immortal, he does not believe in the identity of himself and others.
But according to Lin Chuan, he has only been on this island for five years, and he already had a lot of official positions five years ago.
Not to mention that it is famous all over the world, it is also a household name, how can you not know?
Anyway, Lin Chuan is not an immortal, but a reclusive master.
After all, everything Lin Chuan took out made Cao Cao open his eyes.
Each of these things released is enough to shock the entire land of Kyushu.
Cao Cao doesn't plan to let go of this kind of opportunity.
Anyway, they are all on a desert island, so if you are wronged, you can accept it.
Lin Chuan didn't bother to bother with these fools.
Although there was a lot of fog all around, there was still sunlight shining through.
Due to the heavy fog, it gets dark late on the island.
Lin Chuan silently lit all the braziers prepared on the island, and then sat on a small high slope not far away, raised a small glass of wine and drank it alone.
As soon as Lin Chuan opened the lid, the aroma of wine overflowed, instantly attracting Cao Cao and others.
"What is this, boy?"