Chapter 8 Do You Use It to Wipe Your Ass?
I have to say that the learning ability of Cao Cao and others is very beyond Lin Chuan's expectations.
Although it took a full six or seven hours, Cao Cao and others learned how to play the board game.
But as four big fools, Lin Chuan felt that this was already very good.
"Ouch."
Just when everyone was killing happily, Xu Chu suddenly roared, startling Cao Cao on the side.
"Zhong Kang! I've taught you not to be surprised when you're out there! ”
Cao Cao said unhappily.
Xu Chu scratched his head in embarrassment and covered his stomach:
"Young man, Prime Minister, you wait for me first, I have some stomach discomfort."
After that, Xu Chu's stomach screamed.
This is good, Jia Xu and the others couldn't help but cover their noses and take two steps back.
"Hurry up, hurry up."
Lin Chuan had just finished eating, and he didn't want to vomit out his breakfast because of this.
Faintly, I almost smelled the stench.
And Cao Cao retreated frequently, eager to say that he didn't know Xu Chu now.
After getting the permission of Lin Chuan and Cao Cao, Xu Chu rushed directly to the toilet without saying a word.
The speed of the sprint is almost catching up with Bolt.
The Three Kingdoms Kill itself is a competitive game, and Xu Chu is still the master in this game.
He's gone, and the game can't be played.
Jia Xu couldn't help frowning, looked at Xu Chu's distant back, and muttered:
"Zhong Kang and I eat the same food, I'm fine, how can he have diarrhea?"
Everyone couldn't help but look at Lin Chuan, their eyes full of doubts.
Lin Chuan glanced at Jia Xu:
"Come less, I won't be idle to poison you."
"It is estimated that I have eaten too much, and I have a stomach upset, and one person eats more than three people."
Cao Cao nodded suddenly:
"That's true, Zhongkang is too good to eat."
Lin Chuan glared at Cao Cao viciously.
You still say people?
Which of you is not a rice bucket? Don't take 50 steps and laugh at 100 steps.
There were four more people, and I ate half a month's worth in two days.
It's outrageous.
"Speaking of which, when I was cooking today, why was that little bag of croton in my kitchen gone?"
Lin Chuan rubbed his chin, and then his face changed:
"It can't be eaten by this fat man, right?"
Dead Fat ......
Hearing these three words, Jia Xu and Cheng Yu couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
If Xu Chu hears this, even if Cao Cao stops him, he will probably have to fight hard with Lin Chuan.
"Croton?"
Everyone was shocked when they heard this.
Good guy, it's weird to eat this thing without diarrhea.
At this moment, an exclamation suddenly came from the direction of the latrine:
"What?!"
Lin Chuan suddenly had one head and two big:
"What kind of demon are you doing?"
Originally, Lin Chuan thought that these four were fools, but he didn't expect that there was a big fool inside.
The kind that doesn't work.
Xu Chu ran out of the toilet in a panic, still holding a bundle of paper in his hand, and looked at Lin Chuan with a surprised expression:
"Boy, is this paper?"
"Why do you put such a precious thing in the latrine?"
Lin Chuan glanced at Xu Chu:
"Nonsense, of course I put it in the toilet to wipe my ass."
"Why else? Do I have to compose a poem when I go to the bathroom? ”
The paper in Xu Chu's hand was made by Lin Chuan from the trees and grass on the island a long time ago, and it was relatively rough, so it was used as toilet paper.
The writing is made of oil paper made by Lin Chuan.
"What?"
Cheng Yu's eyes suddenly widened when he heard this, he looked at the paper in Xu Chu's hand, and stammered:
"Tyrannical Heavenly Things, it's simply Tyrannical Heavenly Things!"
"Such precious paper, you actually use it to wipe your ass?"
Lin Chuan was speechless for a while:
"What's all the fuss about? Do you want to wipe it? By hand? ”
Jia Xu's expression was also a little flustered:
"This ...... Teenager, don't you have a toilet here? ”
Even Cao Cao's face was extremely shocked.
This fact shocked them three times.
In ancient times, paper was extremely precious, such as Cao Wei's Zhong Xuan, who had to spend fifty yuan a day to use paper.
Again, this is in the case of extreme simplicity.
If it is extravagant and wasteful, the paper used to practice calligraphy every day is probably the cost of a family for a year.
"Toilet chips?"
Lin Chuan naturally knows what the toilet chip is, and this thing is a wooden strip or a bamboo strip:
"Who's okay to take this thing and slap their butts, doesn't it hurt?"
"Why don't you use paper if you have it?"
When Cao Cao heard this, he immediately approached Lin Chuan and said in a deep voice:
"Young man, paper is used for writing, how can it be so wasted?"
Lin Chuan really couldn't make sense with them, so he had no choice but to go back to his study and take out a bundle of paper and put it in front of everyone:
"This kind of paper is used for writing, and it's called oil paper."
"The kind of paper that Lao Xu took is ordinary toilet paper, used to wipe his buttocks, how can this kind of paper be written?"
"You can't write it all with a pen."
Everyone was in no mood to listen to Lin Chuan's words at this time, and they all looked intently at the oil paper that Lin Chuan had brought over.
Cheng Yu, in particular, took out a photo and touched it carefully.
"Hard, not easy to break! Good paper, good paper! ”
As a literati, Cheng Yu loves paper as much as Xu Chu's love for wine.
Although I haven't used the kind of oil paper that Lin Chuan said.
But just by touching it, Cheng Yu suddenly understood that this kind of paper is definitely superior!
At the very least, there had never been such fine workmanship in the entire Han Dynasty.
"Young man, did you make this paper yourself?"
Jia Xu said dumbfounded.
"Nonsense."
"This thing is very easy to make, if I have time, I can make dozens of catties a day."
Lin Chuan was almost killed by these people.
Fools are fools, but there must be limits.
It's all a fuss when you see anything.
After that, Lin Chuan pointed to the general's card on the table and said:
"This thing is also paper, why didn't you react so much just now?"
"This ......"
Hearing this shocking news, everyone's eyes turned to the table again.
These generals are actually made of paper?
This degree of hardness, as well as the degree of resistance to damage, if Lin Chuan didn't say it, everyone would have thought that this was made of bamboo through processing.
"Incredible, incredible......"
Cao Cao hurriedly gasped.
There are so many secrets in this young man!
Every time you take it out, it's enough to shock the whole world!
If the oil paper in Lin Chuan's hand is promoted to the world, it will inevitably cause the shock of all literati!
When the time comes, the literati, even if it is just for paper, will come to themselves!
When the time comes, what will be the Sun and Liu coalition army, the world will have been unified a long time ago!
In ancient times, most of them were literati, and if they could get the support of the literati, it would be equivalent to the support of all the scholars.
There is also the food in Lin Chuan's hands, if it is promoted, it can still get the support of the people.
When the time comes, you will be able to truly return to the heart of the world!
At this time, Cao Cao's heart was extremely excited.
Lin Chuan's body is full of treasures!
"I said, are you still playing?"