Chapter 33: You can't take a bath?!
"Look at you guys who don't make a living."
Lin Chuan suddenly rolled his eyes:
"Just taste it, it's guaranteed to be delicious!"
After that, Lin Chuan picked up a few more and stuffed them into his mouth to chew.
This kind of locust is much more delicious than the locusts that Lin Chuan usually eats.
It may be that the seeds given by the system have special genes that cause these locusts to become more delicious after eating.
After a while, Lin Chuan had already eaten most of the plate.
"Goo-goo-goo."
Xu Chu's stomach suddenly screamed.
It seems that Lin Chuan did not prepare other food.
Seeing that Lin Chuan was eating so deliciously, Xu Chu immediately swallowed his saliva.
This fragrance, if it weren't for Xu Chu's own eyes to see this thing as a locust, otherwise Xu Chu would never refuse.
"No matter, I'm out of the way!"
Xu Chu gritted his teeth, grabbed a locust, closed his eyes tightly and put it in his mouth and chewed it.
The full fragrance instantly spread in Xu Chu's mouth.
"This thing is so delicious?!"
Xu Chu suddenly looked surprised and said with a smile:
"Prime Minister! It's as delicious as shrimp! Very tasty! ”
"The boy doesn't deceive me!"
After that, Xu Chu picked up another one and put it in his mouth, enjoying it.
Seeing that Xu Chu tested the poison and said that it was so delicious, everyone was suddenly a little moved.
If someone else, such as Lin Chuan, eats, everyone still can't believe it.
After all, in their eyes, Lin Chuan was a disciple of the Immortal Family, and he was not afraid of the poison of this locust.
But Xu Chu is different, he is delicious, especially delicious meat.
If he says it's delicious, it must be delicious!
Cao Cao and the others couldn't help it anymore, and they all picked up a piece and put it in their mouths.
Without exception, they all fell in love with the taste.
"How? Do you think I'm cheating on you? ”
Lin Chuan raised his eyebrows and looked at Cao Jie.
Although Cao Jie is not small, he is really a little afraid to touch this insect.
This may be the nature of a girl, and she is really a little insurmountable.
Even if he was hungry all night, Cao Jie didn't want to eat.
But seeing Lin Chuan's gaze coming over, Cao Jie's face instantly turned red.
"Come and taste it, it's not enough for me to fry it."
Lin Chuan said with a smile.
Seeing this, Cao Jie immediately mustered up the courage to take a bite.
Scented!
Seeing that everyone had joined the army of locusts, Lin Chuan turned around and went to the kitchen to fry some and take them out.
It's a pity that the locusts have little meat, and they don't feel full at all.
Lin Chuan steamed some more rice, and everyone feasted on it, so happy.
"Lao Xu, you bring out the barbecue grill, let's roast grasshoppers and eat."
Lin Chuan took a sip of beer, suddenly felt refreshed, and said with a smile.
"Huh? Wouldn't this locust be baked? ”
Xu Chu suddenly said with a slight surprise.
But seeing that Lin Chuan was so determined, Xu Chu had to get up and move the barbecue grill over.
Lin Chuan rolled up his sleeves and opened it directly.
Cheng Yu and Jia Xu were in charge of the skewers, Xu Chu was in charge of lighting the fire, and Lin Chuan was in charge of roasting.
If it was normal, Lin Chuan would definitely ask Xu Chu to help roast it.
But grasshoppers are different, and the heat and skill are indispensable.
If it is not well baked, it will cause trouble in the stomach if it is not cooked, and it will be mushy when it is cooked, and the paws will directly turn into black charcoal.
Lin Chuan roasted more than a dozen skewers of roasted locusts after dividing them by two, and then sprinkled them with cumin powder, salt and chili powder, etc., and then brushed with Lin Chuan's secret sauce.
One bite is delicious!
Everyone was immersed in this sea of food.
With the addition of ice-brewed beer watermelon, the fairy life is nothing more than that!
After a full meal and wine, everyone leaned comfortably on the back of the chair.
At this moment, Cao Jie said in a low voice:
"Young man, I wonder if there is a place to bathe here?"
"At the end of this day, the smell on my body is really unbearable......"
After that, Cao Jieqiao's face turned red.
When Cao Cao and the others heard this, they also hurriedly sniffed their bodies.
Sure enough, it smells weird!
Lin Chuan raised his eyebrows:
"Of course, it's on the first floor of my house, and the first thing you turn left is the bathroom."
"Remember to turn off the water when you're done."
Hearing Lin Chuan's words, everyone suddenly felt a little unbelievable.
Turn off the water? What does this mean?
Cao Jie was also slightly stunned:
"Huh? Shouldn't you boil water first? ”
Lin Chuan raised his eyebrows:
"What water to boil? There is hot water, you can just wash it. ”
"Wait, old Cao, I remember something!"
"You've been here for more than a month, haven't you all taken a shower?!"
Cao Cao's old face suddenly turned red:
"Nope! Of course we have washed, but by the river. ”
Lin Chuan suddenly frowned.
Good guy, Lao Cao, you really dare.
The Yangtze River is so turbulent, do you dare to wash it by the river?
It's your fate that you haven't been washed away!
"Forget it, we'll take turns to wash it later."
"Then Miss Cao, don't go first, there is also a bathroom on the second floor, no one has used it, there is a difference between men and women, you should have a separate room."
After that, Cao Jie nodded sluggishly, turned around and walked towards the bathroom.
"Lao Cao, I'll just tell you why you have a strange smell."
"Tell me if you want to take a bath, it's not that I can't wash it."
"I thought you had a fox smell!"
Lin Chuan immediately caught Cao Cao and the others and complained for a while.
Everyone immediately glanced at Cao Cao, but Cao Cao just smiled honestly and didn't make a sound.
Everyone couldn't help but be shocked.
It's also fortunate that it's Lin Chuan!
Anyone who dares to say that the prime minister smells stinky, he will definitely reward some military sticks to serve!
But a few people are used to it.
When you are in the army, where is the condition to take a bath? Everyone smells of blood and sweat, and that's normal.
So they didn't pay much attention to it this month.
When I felt uncomfortable, I went to the river to wash up.
The river water is not cool, and it is very comfortable to wash in summer.
While everyone was chatting, Cao Jie's figure suddenly appeared from the side.
"This ...... Why are there no barrels? How do I take a bath? ”
Cao Jie pursed his lips and looked at Lin Chuan in confusion.
"Barrels? Do you want to take a bath? ”
"Why do you need a barrel? I didn't make that big, didn't I have a shower? ”
Lin Chuan scratched his head.
Girls just have a lot of things, can't they just use a shower, why do they have to have a barrel?
"Shower? Immortals, what is this shower, is it used for bathing? ”
Cao Cao suddenly said with a puzzled expression.
"I ......"
Lin Chuan suddenly felt extremely speechless.
This group of people, there has to be a limit to stupidity!
Can't use a shower? Can't take a shower?
What a group of hopeless fools!
Lin Chuan waved his hand and said:
"Forget it, come with me, I'll teach you."
After that, Lin Chuan and the others walked towards the bathroom on the second floor one after another.
In the bathroom, there is a vanity, a shower and a wooden toilet.
Don't look at this small bathroom, it took Lin Chuan a lot of thought at the beginning.
A bathroom took Lin Chuan more than two months to make.