Chapter 26: It's all because of insomnia
Xiao Yuxuan and Ye Fei both owed their bodies and refused.
Zhou Xianjun didn't insist, and patted Xiao Yuxuan on the back affectionately, "Let's go, let's go up and talk about it!" ”
Zhou Xianjun led the way in front of the head, "It's on the 2nd floor, let's go directly to the stairs, take the elevator and don't take the stairs as fast as you can!" ”
"Master, the layout and scenery of this family courtyard are really good!"
"It's good, but after staying for a long time, it feels like that!" Zhou Xianjun took out the key and opened the door, "Come, come in, you don't need to change your shoes......"
Xiao Yuxuan leaned sideways to let Yu Anzhen and Ye Fei enter the door, and he was at the end.
A lady wearing a green apron appeared in Xiao Yuxuan's field of vision, Xiao Yuxuan felt very familiar, Zhou Xianjun introduced: "This is my lover, this is Yu Anzhen, you must know, this is ......"
"Welcome...... Welcome! Don't stand at the door, just sit in the room...... Old Zhou, you entertain the first ......"
Xiao Yuxuan fell last, put the gift in his hand on the shoe cabinet by the door, closed the door smoothly, and then greeted Zhou Xianjun's lover: "Hello master, my name is Xiao Yuxuan, I'm very happy...... Sue...... Dr. Su? ”
Xiao Yuxuan was shocked, no wonder he felt very familiar just now, and it seemed to be the right number now.
Zhou Xianjun's lover's name is Su Rui, and he is the deputy director of emergency at the Affiliated Hospital of Modu Medical University.
Xiao Yuxuan's astonishment attracted the attention of several people, and Zhou Xianjun was also very curious, Xiao Yuxuan came here for the first time today, and it stands to reason that the two would not have any intersection, so he couldn't help but ask, "Do you know each other?" ”
Xiao Yuxuan didn't know how to answer, he couldn't say, "I ate dozens of sleeping pills as jelly beans and was sent to the hospital, and it was your lover who woke me up", right?
Su Rui was looking at Xiao Yuxuan, and she also felt as if she had seen it somewhere, but she couldn't remember it for a while, so she said uncertainly: "It seems that you have seen it somewhere...... Yikes! The fire in my kitchen is not turned off, don't burn the dishes for a while, Lao Zhou, you go to the living room and sit first, I'll talk about it when I'm done! ”
Suri hurried into the kitchen.
Xiao Yuxuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that my wife didn't recognize herself, and she was worried about how to explain it, how embarrassing it would be to tell the truth!
"My wife works in the emergency department of the Affiliated Hospital of Modu Medical University, right? I came across it when I went to the hospital. Xiao Yuxuan perfunctory Zhou Xianjun's question, and he was still secretly lucky in his heart.
"Oh, I see!" Zhou Xianjun did not doubt him, and greeted a few people, "Come, come in and sit...... After a while, I will eat, I will not make tea before the meal, there is hot water and juice on the table, I will pour whatever you want to drink, I will not treat you as a guest when you come to the house, and you are not welcome, just as in your own home. ”
Several people sat down on the sofa, Xiao Yuxuan took the initiative to pour a glass of warm water for Yu Anzhen and Ye Fei, and took half a cup himself, "Master, are you and your wife the only two people at home?" ”
Zhou Xianjun clasped his hands to his chest, with a look of disgrief, "I get angry when I mention this, my rabbit cub is a demon king of the world, I wanted to lock him in the room and do his homework well, but who knew that in a blink of an eye, he ran out of the window to play football...... I don't go home until I get a meal...... I went to school for three days to fish and dry nets for two days, and let him do his homework as if it were killing him...... I supervised his homework with his mother, it was like a police blockbuster...... It's about to be the third year of junior high school in a blink of an eye, and I'm still counting on being able to get into a good high school...... I'll find someone to weld the window to death tomorrow, and I'd like to see if he can make a hole and get out......"
Xiao Yuxuan was happy when he heard it, "The holiday itself is time to play, who rarely does homework during the holiday!" If you want me to say, you can only blame those who are teachers for this...... ......"
Xiao Yuxuan accidentally said that he was bald, and when the words came out, he remembered that the person next to him was his master, and he felt a little embarrassed all of a sudden.
Yu Anzhen happily looked at Xiao Yuxuan, who was embarrassed, and mended the knife by the way: "Why can you blame the teacher if you don't like to do homework?" ”
Biting the word "teacher" very hard, where could Xiao Yuxuan not hear that Yu Anzhen was deliberate?
Xiao Yuxuan pushed back directly: "Don't tell me that you were a good baby who loved to do homework when you were in school!" ”
“……”
A few people were chatting eagerly with each other, and a sentence came from the direction of the kitchen, "Lao Zhou, come here!" ”
"Sit down for a moment, and I'll take a look." Zhou Xianjun stopped Ye Fei, who got up and said that he was going to help in the kitchen, "No need...... You just sit, probably looking for plates and cutlery, and you don't know where to store them. ”
As soon as Zhou Xianjun entered the kitchen, he was pulled to the corner of the blind spot of the living room by Su Rui like a thief, and Su Rui's abnormal behavior made Zhou Xianjun feel inexplicable, and he unconsciously lowered his voice: "What's wrong with you?" ”
"I remember where I saw him!" Suri whispered.
"He? Who? Although he couldn't see the living room, Zhou Xianjun couldn't help but turn his head to look in the direction of the living room, "Are you talking about Xiao Yuxuan?" ”
Su Rui nodded again and again: "Do you remember that I told you that we sent ...... from the emergency department early one morning?"
"Really? Are you sure that person is Xiao Yuxuan? Zhou Xianjun was incredulous.
"Oops, you can't be wrong!" Su Rui was dissatisfied with Zhou Xianjun's questioning tone, and slapped Zhou Xianjun's arm, "If I hadn't experienced it myself, others would have told me that I would have thought I was listening to a story, so I was particularly impressed." It's just that I thought that he was your student just now, so I didn't think about it for a while, and you don't know about your own student? ”
"Xiao Yuxuan only became my graduate student in the second half of the year, you said that this was in March, he was not my student at that time, how can I know?"
"That's a coincidence!" Su Rui sighed: "You said that he has something that he can't pass, but fortunately, he has a big life......
"Is this a fateful thing?" Zhou Xianjun thought for a while and said, "If it is according to what you just said, I estimate that such a big thing happened, and his family may not know about it...... No, I'll have to ask about that! ”
"No, it's okay to have a number in your heart, what are you fooling in?"
"I didn't know before, but now that I know, I can't pretend I don't know!" Zhou Xianjun said very seriously: "Since he called me a master, I can't ignore it, if it is left in ancient times, the difference between the master and my father is just a blood relationship." ”
Zhou Xianjun walked out of the kitchen and returned to the living room, his complicated face made Xiao Yuxuan, Yu Anzhen and Ye Fei, who were chatting happily, confused.
Xiao Yuxuan's scalp was numb from Zhou Xianjun's sharp eyes, and he couldn't help asking, "Master, what's wrong?" ”
From the moment he entered the living room until Zhou Xianjun sat down, his gaze never left Xiao Yuxuan's body, "You just said that you went to the emergency department of the Affiliated Hospital of Modu Medical University, is there something wrong with your body?" Are you okay now? ”
Xiao Yuxuan stiffened his head and laughed dryly: "Oh, the matter of going to the emergency department, it's just a small problem, it's been healed a long time ago...... I'm in good health now, so it's delicious......"
Zhou Xianjun interrupted Xiao Yuxuan sharply, "Hmph! Questions? If I were your father, I would have to beat you to death today! When you're young, what's there you can't think about? What's the hurdle you can't get over? ”
Get! It seems that the east window incident happened! Bad luck for this unlucky thing......
The change was too fast, Yu Anzhen was confused, and she couldn't figure out what the situation was at all, so she hesitated and asked carefully: "Teacher Zhou, you just said that Yu Xuan went to the emergency department, it was him...... Is there something wrong with your body? ”
"If it weren't for your wife remembering it, she would have almost fooled this kid!" Zhou Xianjun's face was full of hatred: "You may not believe it when you say it, he Xiao Yuxuan took most of the half bottle of dozens of sleeping pills in one go, and when he was sent to the emergency department, his organs had already failed and his pupils were divergent." However, Xiao Yuxuan was stunned in the end, and he was able to do it, right? ”
A few words with a gun and a stick, the taunt value is full!
Yu Anzhen and Ye Fei were shocked beyond measure, I don't know if it was because of Xiao Yuxuan's self-killing tendency or miracle recovery, anyway, they were all stunned and stared at Xiao Yuxuan like a monster.
Zhou Xianjun's seemingly harsh but caring attitude made Xiao Yuxuan feel ashamed, but there is no solution to this problem, he can't explain it with the so-called "crossing" or "two souls interfering with each other" in his body, right?
Xiao Yuxuan's dead duck had a hard mouth, and he explained: "Ahem...... Master, where is it so exaggerated as you say? Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia before...... Yes, it's because of insomnia, so I have sleeping pills .......
But, he doesn't have a problem eating one or two! I thought I had bought a fake medicine.......
I just remember, I ate a few and still couldn't sleep that night, so I ate uselessly, and I ate uselessly, so I accidentally ate more......
Later, I found out that I was the wrong one to sell medicine, and although I was in the emergency department of the hospital after waking up, my insomnia was cured!
Hey, Sister An Zhen, what kind of eyes do you have? Don't believe it, that's it, I swear to the lamp......"
After explaining a circle, no one believed it, and Xiao Yuxuan felt deeply defeated.
With the eyes of several people who "believe that you are a fool", Xiao Yuxuan was not down: "Anyway, that's it, believe it or not, it's up to you......"
In the end, he had no choice but to break the jar and spread his hands: "That's what happened!" Otherwise, Sister An Zhen, you touch it to see if it's alive? ”
"Cut!" Yu Anzhen kicked Xiao Yuxuan, and then approached Xiao Yuxuan mysteriously: "Tell my sister, are you trapped by love?" Go back and let my sister see and see, what kind of beauty can make you confused? ”
With a "snap", Xiao Yuxuan slapped Yu Anzhen on the head, not to mention, the beating was quite painful.
Xiao Yuxuan smiled bitterly and touched the place where he was beaten, "Where is this?" How could it be ......"
Yu Anzhen didn't give up, and slapped again: "Still quibbling? You can't take more sleeping pills, it's common sense you don't know? I think you're in the water, right? ”
Zhou Xianjun is not afraid of big things when he sees the excitement: "Good fight!" ”
Xiao Yuxuan didn't refute, but still received another slap, "Why are you still beating?" ”
Yu Anzhen replied domineeringly: "Let you have a longer memory!" How, do you have an opinion? ”
Xiao Yuxuan obediently shut up, this is the first time I have seen Yu Anzhen, who has her own literary temperament, showing the side of the "domineering queen".
Zhou Xianjun said earnestly on the side: "Yu Xuan, if you encounter any difficulties in the future, you can come to me directly, don't be impulsive anymore." Although I am not your parents and relatives, since you call me a master, I really treat you as my own junior. ”
Yu Anzhen's slap, Zhou Xianjun's reproach, and Ye Fei's silent gaze next to him all made Xiao Yuxuan feel warm, and he was not a hard-hearted person. But there are some sensational words, and I really can't say them, and in the end, silence and focus on the focus can be regarded as a response.
This kind of condemnation and education continued until Zhou Zhitao, the demon king of the mixed world, returned home, and immediately shared at least half of Xiao Yuxuan's reproach like a savior; When it came to the meal, Su Rui joined the condemnation lineup and the firepower soared, and Xiao Yuxuan and Zhou Zhitao, two pitiful little pitifuls, trembled at the dinner table; By the end of dinner, Xiao Yuxuan and Zhou Zhitao, who were sympathetic to each other, made various guarantees and promises.
Although Zhou Zhitao, the demon king of the mixed world, couldn't run a few times because of his homework, because he was affected by Xiao Yuxuan, he was even deprived of the right to chase stars in the face of the big star Yu Anzhen, which can be regarded as suffering from the pond fish.
After dinner, the three guests were persuaded by Zhou Xianjun to say, "Today's premiere of "Love Has a Thousand Tribulations", anyway, it's still early, you guys drove here again, and then go back after watching it, it can be regarded as contributing a rating to Lao Liu". As a result, Xiao Yuxuan and Zhou Zhitao took on the heavy responsibility of serving tea, pouring water and washing fruits.
8 p.m., Golden Theatre.
The opening tidbits of "Love Has a Thousand Tribulations" made Xiao Yuxuan feel disgusted, and he completely took the video from the publicity and release meeting directly, which is too convenient!
Zhou Xianjun pointed to the TV and counted the "angry bag" Zhou Zhitao: "Look, your sister An Zhen can sing and act, this first song was created by your brother Yuxuan, you don't study hard, what can you do after graduation?" ”
"I can kick ......" As soon as he saw Zhou Zhitao stiffen his neck and wanted to respond, Xiao Yuxuan immediately stuffed a few oranges into Zhou Zhitao's mouth and interrupted Zhou Zhitao's words.
"Taste, this orange is ...... sweet" Xiao Yuxuan raised his eyebrows at Zhou Zhitao and winked.
Why can't this guy understand the current situation?
At this time, it is more wrong to say that it is more wrong, wouldn't it be possible to bury your head in the sand and pretend to be an ostrich?
Hey, still too young!
It's completely a "Tie Hanhan" who doesn't remember to eat or fight!
Yu Anzhen began to dig the pit again, "This song was written by your brother Yu Xuan, the original inspiration seems to be 'The mountain has no tomb, the heaven and the earth are together, but dare to be with the king', listen, if this word does not have unforgettable feelings, can ordinary people write it?" This song is good, right? ”
was ridiculed by Yu Anzhen's change of method, Xiao Yuxuan pretended not to understand, and quietly competed with the orange.
Zhou Zhitao also learned to be honest, and responded with two words simply: "Beautiful!" ”
"The opening song is good" has become the common feeling of countless audiences who are watching the Golden Theater of Modu Satellite TV at the moment.