Chapter 162: A Rare Time to Rest
Zhao Changhe thought about the fact that now the Gusu army is in chaos, the Tang family is also in chaos, the Tang family's aunts and nephews are not available to come over, and they have not recovered from their injuries, so it seems that there is really nothing to do.
I had the heart to talk to Sisi more, but it was not good to ask her directly what the situation of the Guling Clan was, so that everyone was hiding it separately, and it was very embarrassing, as if it was really better to hide in the house and tell stories.
It can be regarded as a rare rest time since the crossing, the pace of most of the year is indeed too fast, looking back, it is really exhausting.
Seeing that Zhao Changhe agreed, Sisi was very happy, and ran away without a shadow.
When she reappeared, she changed into a little girl's clothes, and sure enough, she didn't show her waist anymore, and she wrapped it tightly.
Then happily pulled him to sit on the edge of the coffee table, and took out some bottles and jars as if offering treasures: "This disguise is actually not a big deal, it is a special material made by a more secret formula, and it looks the same as real human skin when wiped on the face!" If you are proficient, you can match a different skin tone, which is the basis for playing someone else, if you don't want to pretend to be someone else, just cover up the scar or something, and learn the formula and you're done. ”
Zhao Changhe poked his head and looked: "It really doesn't smell good, is it easy to find raw materials?" ”
"It's not easy to find, but you're afraid of this with the Tang family's backing? It's not about how much or how much. Sisi sniffled, suddenly put away the things, and flipped his hand: "Give me some money." ”
Zhao Changhe: "? ”
Sisi was straightforward: "I have no money, several times you put the silver ticket in front of me, do you know how hard I have endured to not take it away?" ”
Zhao Changhe smiled dumbly: "Give you money, do you count it as a package or give money to the maid?" ”
Sisi's eyes flickered, and he said in a flattering voice: "Now my identity always has to be explained to the Tang family, is it really okay to be a maid?" But this maid is a bit expensive......"
Zhao Changhe took out a thousand taels of silver ticket and stuffed it: "Is it enough for ten days?" ”
Sisi snatched the silver ticket and muttered, "It's only been ten days...... It used to be deducted for three days. ”
Zhao Changhe really couldn't cry or laugh: "Hey, you really become my maid now, do you know, do you really lose face?" ”
"What's wrong with being a maid, what else can the master do besides flirting with his mouth?"
“…… I think you've forgotten some of the tragic past? ”
Sisi stiffened his neck and said, "I don't remember!" Okay, moving on to transfiguration, do you just want to change your appearance so that you don't get recognized, so that you can do something secret, or do you plan to learn to make up for someone else? ”
"I don't want to live in front of other people's faces, pure stupidity......" Facing Sisi's rapidly becoming dangerous gaze, Zhao Changhe hurriedly remedied: "Uh, no, very smart and smart......"
Sisi glared angrily, and Zhao Changhe raised his hand in surrender.
Sisi snorted: "Makeup into someone else is the highest achievement of disguise, not only a matter of makeup skills, but also involves character playing, this is art, by no means inferior to martial arts!" Who do you say is stupid? ”
Zhao Changhe smiled and said: "I know why you stole the things that stole the door, but Ye Wuxian is not angry, I think you are his real Dao inheritance, Ji Chengkong obviously doesn't have such a love as you." ”
Sisi was stunned, his eyes hesitated slightly, and he said after a while: "So why don't you look down on it?" ”
Zhao Changhe said lightly: "I just think that no one is qualified for me to play him." ”
"......" Sisi twitched the corner of his mouth, too lazy to pay attention to him. What kind of knife goes with what kind of person, people and knives think they are domineering, Sisi thinks this is called ...... I can't describe it, but it's a pity that she doesn't know the word secondary two.
"Okay, okay, just to cover up your facial features, then I'll give you the secret recipe for the ingredients, shouldn't you tell a story now?"
“…… All right. Zhao Changhe also felt that when the knife intent plus the story was exchanged for the disguise formula, this guy actually gave priority to the story rather than the knife intent, which was also a proper stupidity.
Both of them have a fully correct understanding of each other.
Si Si Ke couldn't hear his words, and was very happy to see that he agreed, and was busy boiling water to make tea, staring at it with watery eyes, waiting for him to tell a story.
Zhao Changhe looked at her a little funny, like a little girl who nestled in a ravine and never saw the world...... Speaking of which, how much territory and how many people can she have in the Gu Ling Clan? The stories of gods and demons in those eras have been passed down from generation to generation, I am afraid that my ears will hear the cocoon, how can there be the richness and colorfulness of the humanities in Shenzhou now, let alone the present world.
"This story starts with a person with the surname Duan...... "Zhao Changhe doesn't plan to tell the story completely, how long it is, Duan Yu's story is going to be passed over at the beginning."
As a result, Sisi paid more attention to Duan Yu's story than he imagined: "Dali Duan's family, the history of the era is loaded. ”
Zhao Changhe was stunned, and then remembered that the history of the era was that there was King Yao Shun Yu Qinghe Cui Langya, and various poems and chapters were also circulated, I don't know what kind of strange historical mixture, it is really not uncommon to have Dali Duan.
Sisi whispered to herself, "That land...... It's ...... we've been."
Halfway through speaking, he seemed to wake up and stopped. Zhao Changhe understood that the Gu Ling Clan might be a descendant of the Southwest Miao of the last era, refining Gu......
This time, Duan's story was replaced by Sisi to be stronger, and Zhao Changhe wanted to be lazy and had no choice but to put it away, and honestly told it from the beginning.
This is troublesome, and it was enough to talk about noon, and then it was said that Gu Mozhi caught Duan Yu and went to Swallow Dock.
The more Zhao Changhe talked, the better he felt his memory became. He had read the original Tianlong book many years ago.,I've seen a lot of the same people over the years.,Especially with a little color...... The specific story line should have been almost forgotten, but the more it was said, the smoother it became, and all kinds of details that should have been forgotten naturally jumped out of my mind.
Sisi listened very carefully.
Only when he said that Duan Yu was unwilling to learn his own martial arts and ran out, his eyes narrowed slightly, and then he had no other expression, quietly making tea for him to moisten his throat, without saying a word from beginning to end.
Even when the maid Azhu appeared, Sisi's expression did not change at all, and Zhao Changhe wondered if she was distracted, and couldn't help asking, "Hey, are you listening?" ”
"I'm listening."
"Storytelling, no one praises the uncomfortable ......"
Sisi smiled slightly: "This story is very good, as long as you don't always fantasize about aphrodisiacs in the dungeon......"
"That's not what I fantasized about."
"You suspect my origin, and you actually bothered to make up such a story, this writing is really amazing." Sisi laughed more and more teasingly: "But I have to say, you did guess a lot of things." ”
Zhao Changhe was stupid: "What and what?" ”
"Duan Yu is me, Ah Zhu is me, and Gu Mozhi who stole the martial arts of each family is still me. Aren't you so bothered to insinuate? ”
"Grass?"
"Do you still think that I will kowtow to you a thousand times in order to learn from your strengths, Brother Fairy, I am really not ashamed."
Zhao Changhe's eyes became circles.
It's good that you didn't interject when you told the story, otherwise the story would still be told? As you said, Lao Tzu has forgotten what the original book is like, and he can't go back......
"Eh, Murong Fu hasn't appeared yet, and all kinds of side renderings have already said that he has an extraordinary bearing and outstanding martial arts, could this be the Tang Buqi in your heart? Or Tang evening makeup? ”
"Don't, if you continue like this, the Tang family will be killed by you, the Murong family is a thief." Zhao Changhe was about to cry: "I won't tell this story, I'm wrong, I'll teach you knife techniques, teach you knife techniques." ”
"You don't have to bow a thousand times?"
"No, I don't need to ......"
"Hee ......" Sisi blew in his ear and whispered: "Brother Fairy......"
Zhao Changhe just wanted to buy a piece of tofu and hit him to death.
But I heard Tang Wan's voice outside the window: "What is the name of Zhao Gongzi's story?" ”
Zhao Changhe fixed his mind: ""Tianlong Babu". ”
"This Buddhist language, Asura is one of the eight parts...... If it corresponds to the person in the story, who is the asura? Is this asura bloodthirsty? ”
Zhao Changhe covered his face.
Tang Wanxiang said again: "That prince who is mixed with the rivers and lakes has a lot of red faces, and most of them are quite evil, are they really all sisters?" ”
You and Sisi have a fight, can you determine who Duan Yu refers to?
Anyway, can you stop diverging, I'm really tossed by you at this time and forgot the original book.
Sisi was really unhappy, and got up: "Our master and servant tell stories, don't you have anything to do with the first adult in the hall, what kind of corner are you listening to outside!" ”
Tang Wanxiang chuckled and said: "Noon has come, the evening makeup will set up a banquet in his courtyard, invite Zhao Gongzi to talk about it, and discuss the matter." This girl, your fairy brother, lend me an hour first. ”
(End of chapter)