Chapter 1036: Time is like an arrow, and time is like a shuttle!

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Spring goes to autumn, and another year has passed!

Xu Kun was so obsessed with his studies that he had no time to take care of it, his hair had become a messy grass, and his untended beard was also messy!

But fortunately, unlike others, he is also accompanied by a beautiful female ghost!

The long hair, under Li Yi'an's pondering, is not only cut short, but also changed from time to time with a hairstyle!

Xu Kun didn't care about this, so he was at the mercy of Li Yi'an!

From the beginning, the classical hair was tied, and after Li Yi'an got tired of seeing it, he changed the pattern again, sometimes pear blossom head, sometimes wave bob head, sometimes watermelon head...... There was even a time when Xu Kun felt that it was a waste of time to cut his hair, and he also had a big back and bald head......

Until now, it has been made into a middle score by Li Yi'an!

On the contrary, it is a beard, according to Xu Kun's meaning, he has no habit of keeping a beard, and it is best to cut it off, but Li Yi'an feels that it is more manly to keep a beard, so under her serious research and strong request, Xu Kun retained his beard, and left a long flowing beard through some trimming and cutting!

And Xu Kun has also developed a habit, while reading books, he will occasionally brush his beard, with his white Confucian robe, coupled with the dusty temperament after the fragrance of books, not to mention, there is really a kind of transcendent fairy wind bones!

Fascinate Li Yi'an so that you don't want it!

And the title has changed from the original stinky brother to the current handsome little brother!

After all, as a female ghost, Li Yi'an's appearance will not change with time, on the other hand, Xu Kun has been in the Qufu School Palace for more than three years, and the childishness on his face has completely faded!

For more than a year, although Xu Kun doesn't like trouble, the virtuous Li Yi'an doesn't want to watch Xu Kun fill his hunger with Kong Xing every day, and fortunately, there are a lot of materials in the inventory of the two, so Li Yi'an changed his tricks to make food for Xu Kun!

"Don't get tired of eating, don't get tired of fine, food, is also a kind of knowledge, if you can comprehend the advanced skills in cooking, it is not a kind of ability!"

Some of Li Yi'an's operations are so indifferent in Xu Kun's eyes, but Mr. Shu often expresses his support!

And in this school palace, there are also miscellaneous cooking books, according to Li Yi'an, the cooking methods on it are the ones that make people's jaws drop!

For example, many materials, especially the flesh and blood of some powerful creatures, can improve some attributes by eating, but if you eat them raw, the improvement is very limited, but if you master the corresponding processing methods, you can make the flesh and blood that originally contained essence into a delicacy, and at the same time, it has become a medicinal meal!

"Hehe, I've decided, I'll minor in cooking in the future, in the future, you'll be blessed, bring a female chef with you, whatever you want to eat, I'll do whatever you want, sooner or later, one day, I have to feed a god!"

Listening to Li Yi'an chattering around him, Xu Kun did not express impatience, but smiled sincerely.

"Sister Qing, in addition to the righteous path, you are really good at all kinds of miscellaneous items!"

"Hey, I don't like to hear what you say, what is the right way, and what is the crooked way?" Li Yi'an leaned on Xu Kun's ear familiarly and blew into his ear.

Xu Kun moved his butt very uncomfortably, not wanting to argue with her, but Li Yi'an didn't relent: "Anyway, I've read almost all those books, but I can't study a lot of esoteric knowledge in them alone, when will you tutor me?" ”

Xu Kun's body trembled, the same words, Li Yi'an didn't know how many times he had told himself this year!

He could only repeat in his heart: color is emptiness, emptiness is color!

"Well, wait a minute, I still haven't understood a lot of fire-related books!" Xu Kun pointed to the book beside him.

This year, he didn't dabble in other subjects at all, so he focused on the more than 800 books in the fire department, from shallow to deep, he took notes while learning, not to mention, he memorized more than a dozen books just by taking notes, and he stayed in Qufu School Palace in the future, and it was some new reading!

"Eh, how long have you been reading this, I see that you have been lying on this pile of books for the past year, but it seems that you haven't even finished reading a third of it!"

Indeed, in a year, Xu Kun has read less than 200 of the more than 800 popular books!

However, Xu Kun has already mastered the content of these two hundred books!

"I can't go a thousand miles without accumulating steps, I've tried to speed up as much as I can!"

Who doesn't want to, but after reading these books, if you can't pass the assessment, you will suffer an old sin!

A lot of the content in the book is still something that Xu Kun can't understand behind closed doors, and in this third stage, Mr. Shu is no longer a teacher, most of the time is reserved for Xu Kun to learn by himself, only occasionally when Xu Kun encounters difficulties, Mr. Shu will point out which book he can read to solve his doubts!

In this way, Xu Kun's mastery and memory are deeper!

"The basic knowledge of the fire department, I see it almost, Mr. Shu said, all disciplines should go hand in hand, and some knowledge between different disciplines can complement each other!"

"Alas......" Li Yi'an sighed, and the whole person drooped: "This posture, if you don't stay here for decades, you're afraid you won't be able to finish learning at all, I kind of understand, you, you're just dragging, the old lady is going to put a dish on the table for you now, I usually see that you kid is not serious, and the relationship is a guy with a colored heart and no color!" ”

was so insulted, how could he stand it if he was Xu Kun before!

But now, Xu Kun, who has poetry and books in his belly, can easily refute it.

"Zi said: Lust is also sexual, the gentleman is lustful but not lewd, and lewd is disgusting!"

"With Sister Qing, a delicate beauty next to me, I'm not a gentleman who can't sit still, to be honest, I almost couldn't help it many times!"

"But this is not a kind of sharpening of my desire for self-control!"

"I want to see where my limits are!"

Li Yi'an glared, and his angry nose emitted white smoke: "Okay, just watch, see when you can read stupidly when you read, when the time comes, come to a pink skeleton, see if the old lady doesn't fan you!" ”

Seeing Li Yi'an holding the Xuanyuan Sword Qi that cut his hair and shaved his beard, Xu Kun's face stiffened, and he clamped his legs with a little fear!

"Sister Qing, don't be like this...... I'm afraid! ”

"Hehe, it's good to know that you're afraid, it's numb, the old lady can't help it!"

"Or ...... Solve it yourself? ”

"Get out!"

In Li Yi'an's resentful gaze, Xu Kun became a nerd preparing for the imperial examination, and he really became a bookworm with his own golden house in the book and Yan Ruyu in the book!

Even if Li Yi'an put on a seductive black silk and dangled in front of Xu Kun, Xu Kun only praised a few words perfunctorily!

On the contrary, every time he reads some of the difficulties in the book, he will laugh heartily!

After a long time, Li Yi'an, who has repeatedly studied the embarrassing postures in the book, is about to be boiled into a deep resentful woman!

One seduces, the other is quiet, pulling and pulling, and they have survived year after year.

"It's over, it's wasted, the old lady is alive and has been boiled into an old ghost by you!"

Another day passed, and Li Yi'an's delicate body was lying on the mountain of books, looking like he had nothing to love.

can't help but wonder, is he not attractive enough, or is Xu Kun, who has now developed towards a handsome uncle, really a pervert who regards beauty as floating clouds?

"Sister Qing, let me go!"

Huh?

Li Yi'an sat up suddenly: "Why did you move the nest?" ”

"All the books on biological sexuality are here, and I have learned all the other subjects, so I am left with biological sexuality!"

Li Yi'an's eyes lit up, jumped three feet high, hugged Xu Kun's arm and said, "Okay, I've finally waited for you, fortunately I didn't give up!" ”

"Come on, come on, come and learn together, you Sister Qing and I are about to rot these books, don't worry, I have mastered the basic knowledge points, that is, the knowledge that must be cooperated by two people, I am really powerless alone, you have to help me!"

"Sister Qing, be reserved......"

"It's just the two of us here, who am I reserved to show it to?" Li Yi'an retorted.

Xu Kun: ......

"Now, let's talk about it first, which of us will be the teacher!"

"Huh?" Xu Kun was puzzled.

Li Yi'an had already changed into a teacher's uniform, wearing black-framed glasses, holding a small leather whip and said, "Stupid, you don't understand role-playing?" ”

The corners of Xu Kun's mouth twitched.

"No matter who tutors whom, we all have to have a sense of substitution, and now, you are a missionary ......"

Xu Kun hurriedly covered her mouth, but he didn't dare to let her talk nonsense anymore!

"I'll take a look first, Sister Qing, don't worry!"

"Okay, then you can see it first, I've survived so many years, and I'm not bad for a while, but if you want to know it, you have to tell the teacher!"

said that it was for Xu Kun to see for himself, but Li Yi'an, who was sassy, was not honest, and if she didn't provoke Xu Kun to be in a hurry, she was sorry for her hard work!

A scene that can make Li Yi'an even more desperate appears!

When Xu Kun studied the books of other subjects, he read them all carefully, but this biology, those books that recorded shameful things, he almost read them all over and over again, and then abandoned them like a piece of!

Li Yi'an was not happy, and puffed up: "What do you mean?" ”

Xu Kun was puzzled: "What's wrong?" ”

At this time, he had already picked up the advanced book on the top of the bookshelf that recorded the succubus clan's yin picking technique.

"These, and these, what's the matter, is it so out of your eyes?"

"Where's your studiousness? What about your assiduity? ”

"Just flip through it a few times, have you mastered the knowledge points in it?"

No way!

Li Yi'an is not only wearing cos, but even the character is substituted into it!

This angry look made Xu Kun feel a sense of emptiness.

Helplessly explained: "Sister Qing, you misunderstood me, the methods of sexuality in these books are either yin flourishing and yang declining, or collecting yin to supplement yang, all of which are evil arts that harm others and benefit oneself, and it is useless to practice!" ”

As he spoke, Xu Kun also opened the SSS-level Yin Harvesting Technique, pointed to the knowledge points on it and said, "Even if it is the Yin Harvesting Technique of this succubus clan, in my eyes, it is rubbish!" ”

"The really good method of sexuality is to be able to nourish yin and replenish yang, and reach the level of yin and yang, that is, hello, me, everyone!"

"The harmony of yin and yang is the most difficult point to control in this kind of sexuality method, and anyone who studies this method will have yin and yang imbalance if they can't level it with a bowl of water!"

"Sister Qing, in the past few years, you have been burning with lust, you should have learned the wrong method!"

Li Yi'an was stunned: "Are you serious?" ”

"Sister Qing, have you forgotten? As I said, I have mastered a profound physical technique called the Yin and Yang Qi Harmony Technique, which is the culmination of this kind of sexual science! ”

"Come, tell me what methods you have learned, and I will point out the deficiencies to you!" Xu Kun grabbed Li Yi'an, asked her to sit down without saying anything, and started a round of teaching!

After a cursory look at this SSS-level book, Xu Kun was convinced that even this new version of the Yin Harvesting Technique, which was revised on the basis of the original S-level Evil Technique and Yin Harvesting Technique, still had flaws!

Compared with his Yin and Yang Qi Harmony Technique, it is still far inferior!

It can only be said that this physical technique under the bonus of the Son of Heavenly Blessing and Luck is the best of this way!

Li Yi'an, whose mind was full of astringency, would have thought that one day a man would pull her to read this kind of book not to sleep with her, but to teach her what is right and what is wrong!

Although it is taught by hand and has a certain skin-to-skin affinity, Li Yi'an obviously feels that Xu Kun's heart is like water, and it is more like he is seriously fulfilling his duties as a teacher!

, teaching technicians to take the postgraduate examination, I have seen a lot of dog men in the water in Laliang's house, have you ever seen this kind of man who talks to you about Huang Xue seriously?

Li Yi'an felt that his three views were shattered!

After making up for the correct theoretical knowledge, Li Yi'an's most anticipated practical link was actually omitted by Xu Kun!

No...... Nor is it omitted!

Instead, Xu Kun directly picked up the blank book and dismantled it with her in the form of painting, stroke by stroke!

Blanch, the old lady is going crazy!

"Sister Qing, do you understand?"

Looking at Xu Kun with clear eyes, Li Yi'an was defeated.

Count you ruthless!

"Okay, Sister Qing, you study hard, I'll continue to study biology books!"

After speaking, Xu Kun is like a scumbag who puts on pants and doesn't admit it, and once again plunges into the great cause of studying!

Li Yi'an: Awesome~ Force! (Broken Version)

I don't know how long it has been, when Xu Kun was stunned with a book, Mr. Shu, who hadn't spoken for a long time, spoke.

"Your reading volume has met the S-level assessment, do you want to start?"

Well?

Xu Kun raised his head suddenly: "Is it so fast?" ”

Fast?

Mr. Shu and Li Yi'an spoke at the same time.

"You are in Qufu School Palace, you have been studying for eighteen years, is it fast?"

Mr. Rao is tree's voice is full of weirdness!

Li Yi'an was even more direct, took out her dressing mirror and put it in front of Xu Kun.

Who's in the mirror?

Why is it so strange......

"Hey, uncle, you're in your thirties, are you stupid to read?"

The physiognomy is already mature and steady, and the temperament is calm and introverted, what can't be changed is the heroic and elegant Xu Kun between the eyebrows.

"Time is really like an arrow, time flies, before I know it, I have lived in this school palace for eighteen years!"

"Mr. Tree, I'm ready, let's start the S-level assessment!" Xu Kun said confidently.

"Good!"

"S-level assessment, including theoretical knowledge questions and practical questions, you can check the exam questions by yourself first!"

Xu Kun nodded, and before he could finish reading the exam questions, Li Yi'an had already let out an almost crazy laugh.

"Hahaha, now, my mother looks where you're running!"