But I'm sensible and haven't lost my temper.

Instead, he said: "Take your mobile phone, click on the miracle APP, give me a good review, and 100,000 yuan will be the fee you pay me." ”

With that, I bandaged her.

She scoffed.

"Laughing at what?"

I looked up and asked coldly.

Li Hongyue stared at my legs and said happily: "Of course it's laughing that you're about to break the tent, and you're still pretending to be with your sister." ”

"You ......"

I took a deep breath, didn't answer her words, and deliberately pressed the wound.

"Ouch!"

"It hurts!"

She screamed, pain is one thing, and she deliberately brought a little wheezing.

Absolutely.

It's amazing.

I shook my head and bandaged my head.

Three under five divided by two.

It's done.

Then, I pulled out my phone and sat down next to her.

She didn't tease me anymore, but obediently listened to me, took out her mobile phone, opened the miracle APP, and the interface between the two complemented each other.

That's when I remembered that she hadn't posted the task.

Because I just passed the assessment last night, the system number just appeared.

But I didn't expect that as soon as I clicked into the main interface, my notification bar would pop up thousands of "follow" reminders.

Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong......

Almost flooded the entire screen.

Li Hongyue was surprised for a while: "The little prince of stockings, many people pay attention to you, it's good." ”

I couldn't help but be stunned, and when I clicked on the "me" interface, I found that the number of followers had reached about 12,000.

So much?

Does the miracle app still have this kind of function?

Most of it was yesterday's live broadcast, which brought a huge response.

Everyone else is changing feng shui, moving graves, exorcism, doing things, and the like, but I am a perverted man wearing stockings and hoods, listening to the words of the first on the list to scare the school flower.

I don't know if it's a good thing for me.

I didn't bother anymore, as long as no one recognized me, I determined my system number and provided it to Li Hongyue.

She posted a draft of the assignment and assigned me as the sole taker.

Ding dong.

There was a crisp sound.

I immediately saw my main screen, and a task alert appeared, asking if I wanted to pick it up.

Without saying a word, I clicked on Pickup, and then the whole interface changed, leaving only the specific requirements of that task, and the completion of the application.

It seems that this miracle app also has a limit, and it can only take one order at a time.

"Let's get it done." I looked at Li Hongyue.

She followed the operation step by step, filled in the information, and added a description of the completion order, indicating how I got rid of the head, and gave a five-star review.

It's equivalent to replacing Uncle Yang with me.

The commission of 100,000 yuan was successfully received.

For the first ten orders, the APP does not take commissions.

I also successfully became a one-star messenger.

There are still nine orders left, and you can become two stars.

I withdrew 100,000 yuan, and I didn't even have to pay the handling fee.

There is a high probability that there is some means of money laundering.

Otherwise, this platform would have been destroyed long ago.

100,000 yuan, and returned it to Sister Bai.

Fifty thousand are still owed.

As soon as I went and came, I didn't make any money.

Still, I want to make money, it's easy.

On the miracle APP, there are also some very simple loose orders.

These scattered orders are not included in the upgrade channel, and most of them are some fortune telling, reading hexagrams, solving marriages, looking for peach blossoms, etc.

The price is basically between a few hundred yuan.

Some of them are thousands, and you can also see some harmful things.

For example, ecstasy, stealing, etc.

To exaggerate, there are still people who want to be invisible and want to be transgender.

I watched it and couldn't help but laugh.

Do you really think that these miracle messengers can go to heaven and earth?

I didn't pick them up.

Instead, it took a few hours to become a fortune teller, and I got hundreds of loose orders from above, and the 50,000 yuan was collected at once.

Fortune-telling is like eating and drinking water for me.

With your eyes closed, you can do it.

Transferring the money to Sister Bai again, she seemed to have just seen the news, and immediately dialed my phone and hurriedly said, "What's wrong?" Is it too little for my sister? ”

"How long has it been since you returned it?"

I smiled helplessly: "Sister, I'll go back tonight and explain to you in person." ”

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Li Hongyue covered her mouth and chuckled: "What, are you going to take me back to meet my parents?" But I couldn't even walk on my feet. ”

"Why don't you hold me?"

I frowned slightly, it was a real nuisance.

But if I don't transfer tonight, I'm afraid that the night will be long and I will have too many dreams.

I had no choice but to call a taxi, first moved the box containing Tang Sancai and Kuman Tong into the trunk, and took the bell by the way.

Then, a princess hugged and hugged Li Hongyue downstairs.

The corners of her mouth curled up in a half-arc, she gently buried her head in my arms, closed her eyes, and looked very relieved.

But I didn't give her a chance to continue "rubbing oil", so I threw her in the back seat and got into it together.

"Driver, go to this address."

I handed out the navigation of my phone.

"Gotcha!"

The driver began to depart, because it was a night road, so he asked curiously: "Young man, is this your girlfriend?" ”

Without waiting for me to answer, Li Hongyue preemptively said, "Master, you guessed right, you really have vision." ”

"Hehe, you two are not too young, right?"

"I have a son, and I tell Lao Tzu every day that he likes the older royal sister, and I don't understand what the royal sister means."

"Later, I learned that if you are good-looking and mature, like you, you are the royal sister, hehe, it is worthy of being taught by Lao Tzu, and the taste is the same as Lao Tzu."

Listening to the driver's "meat words", Li Hongyue was already surprised, covered her mouth and chuckled: "Husband, what about the master praising me, did you hear?" ”

"Don't scream."

I glared at her.

This husband was really caught off guard.

She put away her smile, rested her head on my shoulder, and slowly closed her eyes.

The driver thought she was sleepy, so he didn't talk anymore and concentrated on driving.

But just as I was about to rest for a while, I suddenly felt a cold hand touch the pocket of my crotch.

I tensed and looked at Li Hongyue.

She stared at me with an extremely seductive look, put her fingers in her mouth and "shh

My brain went blank.

The rest is indescribable.

Fortunately.

When you are about to reach your destination.

I woke up in time.

stopped her from going even further.

I paid the fare, but before leaving, I heard the driver muttering: "Today's young people can play, go back and let my son learn too!" ”

"Poof."

In her arms, Li Hongyue smiled.

I glared at her, and she just closed her eyes and pretended to be dead, not giving me a chance to continue talking.

I sighed, too lazy to bother with her.

Maybe.

That's her nature.

Since you have dragged her into this boat, let's do it.

Bringing my things, I crossed the street and it was the Light Dance Bar opposite.