The dry hob is the one who robs the house.

Whoever touches the flower is a thief.

This guy in front of him must be one of these two.

How did I guess that, you might ask?

Very simple.

When touching flowers, the eyes should be bright, especially like to look at both sides, which will cause the eye distance to be too large, and the line of sight is erratic.

If you do dry hob, there will be a lot of cracks on the tiger's mouth, your cheekbones will protrude, and your ears will be a little sunken, and you will become like this when you often fight.

This guy has both.

Any feng shui master pays special attention to appearance, even if he does not have that kind of superior temperament, he must pretend to be forced.

It's not because of how noble the profession of a feng shui master is.

But since ancient times, the profession of feng shui has been inseparable from street sticks and fortune telling.

For those half-people who are not skilled and want to survive on this profession, learning to pretend to bluff people is an indispensable step.

This is also where the cruelty of the feng shui industry lies.

As long as you know how to bluff people with a three-inch tongue and a little bit of the ability to open the pot and cut vegetables, it is easy to eat a bite of rice.

Merely.

This is also walking on the tip of the knife, licking the blood from the edge of the knife.

An accident.

will fall into the abyss.

There is not even a chance to regret it.

"What are you staring at?"

"Can't understand Lao Tzu's words?"

This guy saw that I was staring at him and didn't speak, so he said coldly.

I said indifferently: "With your half-baked ability, it's useless to tell you." ”

Meaning, obviously.

I look down on you.

"Yoh?"

Hearing my words, he couldn't help laughing: "I've seen someone who wants to die, but I've never seen you want to die so much." ”

"I think I know a little bit about it, and the world will let you go sideways?"

"To tell you the truth, you won Lao Tzu, it's not a big deal."

"When the owner of this house comes back, you and the chick behind you will inevitably end up with a collapsed pot and a broken spoon today!"

"Ask for more blessings, you."

After speaking.

He smiled dismissively.

It's like mocking me for my incompetence.

I turned around and got on my motorcycle, and was about to leave.

I listened and felt something was wrong.

Collapsing the pot and breaking the spoon is also a black talk in the rivers and lakes, and it is not ridicule, it is a very serious kind, to the effect that you don't want to leave alive.

So so.

Only bigwigs with status and background, threatening those who have offended them, will release such cruel words.

This guy, it's not like a joke.

I immediately shouted, "Stop! What do you mean? Is there another owner of this murderous house? Isn't it already empty?

Zong Qiqi also came up and asked suspiciously, "Yes, haven't they been empty for six or seven years?" ”

The guy got out of the car and said happily: "Dare to love you two, you don't know anything?" So what are you doing here? ”

There was a playfulness in his eyes.

Zong Qiqi and I glanced at each other, and we both understood that this guy had something to say.

"I advise you to be clear."

"Otherwise, you're welcome."

I bluntly threatened.

"You're welcome, what's the law? You're not kind to show Lao Tzu? He sneered: "Three locks, just put them here." ”

"Even if you have the ability of the king of heaven, you can't get out."

"Well, it's still that ......"

Click.

He wasn't done yet.

I just twisted one of the locks with my fingers.

These locks are all rusty locks, and they are all pure plastic piles, as long as you find the weak point, you can easily break it.

He was directly dumbfounded: "Dude, you Popeye?" ”

I ignored him, and broke the remaining two locks together, and the iron door loosened in a flash.

"Bye-bye!"

He also realized that something was wrong, quickly turned around, got on his motorcycle, and tried to run after two throttle hits.

But I wouldn't give him that chance, and I grabbed a pebble from the ground, pointed it at his head and threw it at him.

"Ouch!"

He screamed, leaned over, and fell to the ground on the motorcycle.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I immediately pushed open the iron door and rushed towards him, trying to catch him and ask him for clarification.

Some people will ask, why do you want to make such a big deal about a stranger?

It's all because of the four words "collapsed pot and broken spoon".

Although I haven't been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, I understand the meaning of these four words.

I've had enough troubles, and if it's really like what this guy said, I have invisibly offended some people who are not good to offend, and I have formed some hatreds that should not be forged, then it is not something I want to see.

And this guy obviously had something to say just now.

I'll have to ask about this.

"Hey, Mr. Yang, slow down......"

I rushed out one by one, and Zong Qiqi's voice sounded behind me.

I ignored it, came to the motorcycle, and found that this kid was also acting neatly, ignoring the pain in his head, he put the motorcycle up and blasted out of the accelerator.

But at this time, it was too late to run, and I grabbed the iron armrest on his back seat.

"Looking for death?"

He yelled at me, twisted the throttle much harder, and I was carried away for several steps.

But fortunately, my reaction was also very fast, and I simply took advantage of my waist to prop up, jumped into the back seat, and reached out to choke his neck.

"Stop!"

I said coldly.

"What do you want to do?"

He asked in a panic, but the hand that twisted the accelerator did not stop, but pulled the speed to the maximum.

Have the guts!

In doing so, it was equivalent to pulling me to a string.

If I do something to him, the speed of the motorcycle will come together, and it will be the two of us who will fall, and we will both get hurt.

Thanks to my sharp eyes, I saw his thoughts in advance, and reached out to pinch the acupuncture point on his right arm, and his upper body suddenly stiffened and lost his strength.

"Grass, do you still have points?"

The speed of the motorcycle immediately decreases.

I was about to take the accelerator, but I didn't expect this guy to be bold, so he immediately pinched the brake.

Sou!

The motorcycle braked sharply, and he and I flew out at the same time.

Fortunately, the speed of the car was not very fast, and the roads in these villas were very smooth, so he and I both fell to the ground and got up almost at the same time.

"You madman, don't pull Lao Tzu if you want to die!"

He scolded, as if he was angry, and with a brush, he took out a razor from his pocket, and said coldly: "There are three hurdles in front of the door, do you have to cross the line?" ”

With that, he took the blade in his mouth.

Seeing this scene, I knew it in my heart.

Same as I guessed.

This guy is the one who touches the flowers.

With a blade in his mouth, this is a unique skill of touching flowers, put it around the 90s, wallets are far from popular, and I like to hide money in my inner pocket when I go out.

It's hard to touch Hanako and want to go along.

The blade has become the most convenient tool.