Chapter 1224: The picture is poor and the dagger is endless!
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"Give!" He handed Xu Kun a cup of hot tea, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't see the other party reaching out to take it.
"Hey me, I don't have the strength in my hands." Xu Kun said lazily.
Co-worker:!
"Don't go too far!"
I can't take it anymore.
Xu Kun raised his eyebrows: "This is impatient?" It's not so easy to be the daughter-in-law of my Xu family, three from the four virtues, laundry and cooking, serving tea and pouring water, pinching shoulders and beating legs, and warming the bed to serve are not a single one, where is this! ”
The crane turned into a steam girl, and bursts of white smoke rose above her head, making Xu Kun suspect that the next moment, this woman who seemed to be gentle and lovely, but in fact had a black belly and a small amount of energy, was about to spontaneously combust!
However, Xu Kun still underestimated the endurance of the Crane, only to see that after she took a deep breath, she restrained the anger on her face, and said with a smile: "This is natural, if I become the daughter-in-law of your Xu family, I will naturally act according to the rules of your Xu family!" ”
"But the problem now is that we haven't written the eight characters yet!"
"You want me to serve you, okay......"
The crane grabbed Xu Kun with one hand, only to see a flash of light, and the next moment, Xu Kun had been pressed down on a bed.
The bird rode on his body, his palm swayed on Xu Kun's cheek, and he said with a little fierceness in his weakness: "Xu Lang, then let me serve you well, let's cook the raw rice first, as long as you can satisfy me, I will listen to you in the future!" ”
As he spoke, the bird kissed Xu Kun straight, and Xu Kun hurriedly turned his head and didn't give her a chance to succeed!
, look down on this woman, what kind of tiger and wolf words are these!
The huddle kissed unsuccessfully, and looked at Xu Kun who turned his head playfully and said: "What's the matter, your mouth is very good, but when it comes to actual combat drills, you can't do it again?" ”
"What a hard-mouthed man!"
Xu Kun's eyes widened!
As a man, you can say that he is ugly, you can say that he has no money, but you must not say that he is soft!
You're insulting my personality!
"Chick, you brought this on yourself!"
Xu Kun turned over the serf and sang, grabbed the Bird's shoulders, and pressed her to the bed in reverse.
Seeing this, the crane looked proud, but when he felt Xu Kun's secret weapon, his face turned pale again!
I'm afraid it's a little ...... It's unbearable!
However, Xu Kun, who had anger on his face and was about to let the Bird see his power, suddenly moved.
Hurriedly ran out of bed!
Poof~
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the whole person sat on the ground weakly against the wall.
Fiddling with her hair, she slowly sat up from the bed, a subtle smile on her lips.
The attack of love flower poison proves that at that moment, Xu Kun was emotional!
Of course, Lu also knows that Xu Kun has no love for her, but even if it is the most primitive desire, at least it can prove that Xu Kun is interested in his body!
But it's a pity that the current Xu Kun is poisoned by love flowers and can't engage in that kind of work!
Otherwise......
The crane involuntarily touched the storage sachet on his waist, and the wooden box that Daji asked Xu Kun to hand over was placed inside!
Three drops of Nine Heavens Divine Dew, a Lin Blood Birth Divine Pill, as long as you can cook mature rice with Xu Kunsheng, you can use this to completely gain a firm foothold in the Feng clan!
Abominable love flower poison, abominable succubus clan!
A cold light flashed in his eyes, and his expression pretended to be teasing: "It seems that you still can't do it!" ”
Xu Kun is very weak, and the pain of love flower poison comes from the depths of his soul, and the deeper the emotion, the deeper the pain.
Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, he grinned and said, "I almost caught your way, so vicious, you want to be a widow before you pass the door!" ”
Even if his body is really not good now, Xu Kun's mouth kung fu will definitely not admit it!
Can't coax a little!
"Hmph, this is a lesson for you, don't rely on your identity to want to do whatever you want in my palace!" Tsundere said.
"Don't behave there, I naturally know your purpose here, but even if you saved my life, it is impossible for me to pull the Nine Veins of the Eagle to deal with the Succubus Clan with you!"
"You should know what I want!"
In the light of the poor dagger, there is nothing more important for the Que than taking Xu Kun back to the Feng Clan!
"No talk?" Xu Kun said calmly.
"No, if you don't agree, you can go!" The crane looked like he was winning.
Xu Kun shook his head: "You should know that twisted melons are not sweet!" ”
"Just quench your thirst, for people like me, there is no love, only profit!"
"You are my only good choice, you are not only strong personally, but you can help me rise to the top, it is better than combining with some Feng people of the opposite sex who I don't like and don't help me in the future in order to conceive offspring!"
This is purely treating Xu Kun as a tool man and a laborer!
"Xu Kun, if you want to protect everyone you want to protect, and if you want my Feng clan to protect your human race, choosing me is the best way for you!"
"You are a smart man, there is a good road in front of you, you should know how to choose, right?"
The crane twisted the bee's waist and came to Xu Kun, looking down at Xu Kun in a condescending manner.
"Do you eat soft rice? It's a good choice! ”
"Previously, Daji also suggested that I eat a bite of the soft rice of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox Clan, you say, as a man, how can I choose?" Xu Kun said tangledly.
The bird's expression instantly turned cold: "Just a royal family, can you compare it to my holy clan?" ”
"And what about you and Daji?"
"Me and her?" The Crane seemed to be a little incredulous: "What are you kidding, I am the co-master of the Nine Veins of the Crane Clan, how can she be compared to a mere fox saint!" ”
"In terms of appearance, background, and strength, I am above her at every point!" The Bird said proudly.
Xu Kun leaned back, leaned back in the chair, and said lightly: "My human race has a word, called Puxin Girl, I feel quite suitable for you!" ”
"Puxin, me?" He pointed at himself, his eyes glaring.
It's like I've heard some big joke.
Xu Kun nodded, and one got up, and the manly breath came to his face, forcing Delu to take a step back involuntarily.
"I don't think you figured it out yet!"
"I, since I was a child, my father was not around, my mother concealed her true identity, and I once thought that I was from a civilian background, my family was surrounded by walls, I studied hard, and I had no choice but to work hard!"
Xu Kun waved his hand, obviously telling about the ordinary life he had lived since he was a child, but his tone was full of confidence, which made Yu couldn't help but be surprised.
"What about you?" Xu Kun leaned forward, and the bird involuntarily leaned back.
"What can you do without the Feng Clan?"
"In addition to good blood, noble status, a large number of subordinates, and outstanding appearance, what else do you say?"
Yes?
Isn't that a bit of a brain down, and that's where it comes in?
However, Xu Kun didn't give her space to think, pointed his finger on her chest, and said word by word in an almost questioning tone: "You, yet, yes, a, what!" ”
The Bird retorted: "I'm not weak myself, I'm ...... too"
"Leave the cultivation of the Feng clan first, and then talk to me about personal strength!"
Airplanes~
Xu Kun's shout exploded in his mind like a morning bell.
Shocked, her expression was flustered, and she was at a loss: "I...... I...... I ......"
"There is no need to argue, you feel that you have a great advantage, and no one in the world can refuse your overtures!"
"That's because you think too highly of yourself!"
"In terms of feelings, Yaoyao and I are childhood sweethearts, the two of us have no guesses, no words, between eye contact, I know what she thinks, and she also understands what I want, can you?"
"In terms of appearance, Daji is charming and tender, which man can resist her kind of red face and trouble, sorry, I forgot to tell you, I prefer mature women to your childish aesthetics, the same high status, people are still the reincarnation of ancient gods, but people's attitude towards me is incomparable to you!"
"She can send me the two main cities at will, and let the major races under the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox Clan take the initiative to make peace with the Terrans, can you?"
"On gentleness, Rourou is obedient to me, and she takes what she takes, to put it mildly, once I am in danger, she will save me even if she is desperate, can you?"
"In terms of cuteness, you are just a girl at most, can you compare with my mirage?"
After a Xu Kun-style comparison, the already stunned Que gradually lost his face, and his momentum was completely suppressed, Xu Kun went further every time he said a word, but on the other hand, she was forced step by step until she retreated to the root of the wall!
The noble little head hung down, obviously being criticized to the point of being almost completely skinless!
"And the last thing you understand is ......"
"I, Xu Kun, stand between heaven and earth, why do I need to borrow strength to seek shelter, even if there are thousands of troops and horses in front of me, I have the sword in my hand, it is enough!"
"Today, I'm here to talk to you about cooperation, not to ask you for something!"
"Since you have no phoenix clan in your heart, and you are not afraid of the dragon clan becoming big in the future, just because I am looking for the wrong person!"
"Lack of vertical and conspiracy, farewell!"
"Don't go," begged the .......