When people are in a desperate situation, they will grasp all the life-saving straws.

Now I am a bald lifesaver.

But I still pretended to be cheeky, and said angrily: "No, absolutely not, old thing, you are not authentic!" ”

"I'm kind enough to help you, aren't you hurting me?"

"Do you have a conscience?"

The bald man said with a hideous face: "What is conscience?" Lao Tzu has no conscience! Lao Tzu put the words here, if you don't buy this painting today, I will definitely send you to prison! ”

"If it weren't for your dog's day, Lao Tzu wouldn't be so unlucky today!"

"You should be responsible for Lao Tzu!"

I rolled my eyes.

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless.

Directly relied on me?

"I ...... I ......"

"Don't worry about me, Lao Tzu only gives you two ways to choose, either you buy Lao Tzu's bad luck thing, or you will let Lao Tzu go to prison!"

The bald head pointed at my head and said quite hideously: "Don't say good things a second time, this is already the third time, if you dare to refute it, Lao Tzu will tear your mouth apart!" ”

I knew it was time, so I said with a frightened face: "Don't, don't, big brother, you have something to say, I'll buy it, can't I buy it?" Don't be rough! ”

Only then did the bald man ease down, his tense body was obviously relaxed, and he scolded and said: "Then you go, hurry up and take away that bad thing, and then leave the money to Lao Tzu!" ”

"Yes, did your second uncle and grandfather say how much money is appropriate?"

I'm thinking you're being careful.

"You can sell as much as you want."

"Cheng, then you give Lao Tzu 500 yuan!"

"Five hundred, so expensive?"

"What are you doing with so much nonsense, Lao Tzu will give it to you if you ask you, just save a little loss for Lao Tzu, it's good if you don't ask for a big price, you can sell this painting on the stall, and you can sell it for three or four thousand!"

I didn't bother to bother with him, and I was secretly happy.

500 yuan to buy a figure painting that is suspected to be Gu Kaizhi's authentic work, even if it is placed in the history of picking up leaks, I am afraid it is enough to be famous.

When I walked up to the painting, I reached out and carefully removed it, feeling the texture of the material, and I couldn't be wrong in my heart.

Even if it is not from Gu Kaizhi's era, nine times out of ten it is also an ancient imitation of ancient times, and it can definitely be sold for a lot of money.

But the real value can only be obtained when I have appraised it with Liu Ye.

Generally speaking, there are only two ways to sell calligraphy and painting antiques, one is to use your connections to find a private buyer, negotiate in advance, and even complete the transaction online without even meeting in person.

The other is to go to the auction, or the seat of Hades.

The latter is advertised and can generally be sold at a premium of 10%.

However, Gu Kaizhi's paintings are too rare on the market, and if they are confirmed to be authentic, or if they find historical allusions, they will inevitably attract many collectors.

I have calculated this account very clearly.

I turned my head, put the painting in front of the bald head, felt it in my pocket, and found that I didn't even have five hundred dollars in cash, so I could only transfer money on my phone, but the phone was still not repaired.

I said helplessly: "Big brother, I don't have cash, and my phone is broken, why don't you wait, I'll get some money and come back?" ”

When the bald man heard this, his face twitched twice: "What the hell are you lying to Lao Tzu?" How old is you, and you don't even have five hundred dollars on you? ”

I opened my wallet and showed him a look, and there was only a coin left inside: "Look for yourself, my phone is still with you, and the transfer can't be transferred." ”

The bald man said impatiently: "Okay, okay, give that dollar to Lao Tzu, you hurry up and get out of this bad thing!" ”

As he spoke, he didn't wait for me to make a move, and just took the coin.

I said, "Then my phone ......."

He waved his hand and said, "Take it away, take it away, and give you a haircut, hurry up and take this thing away, Lao Tzu is disgusted when he sees it!" ”

After saying that, he glanced at the painting with a frightened face, turned around and threw the phone on the counter to me.

I took my phone and turned around to walk out.

The thing is already in hand, and there is no need to play it again.

But at this moment, the bald man suddenly stopped me: "Wait a minute! ”

My body stiffened, then I turned around and said cautiously, "Big brother, what's the matter?" ”

The bald man sneered and said, "If you dare to tell me about today's events, Lao Tzu will definitely trouble you, maybe I can find out where you live, and then ......."

I waved my hand repeatedly: "No, no, no." ”

The bald man was satisfied: "Okay, then get out!" ”

I turned around, opened the door of the shop with a blank face, and walked out.

This time, there were almost no superfluous mistakes, but the attitude of this bald boss made me very unhappy, so I didn't have the kindness to break this disaster for him.

In less than half a year, his shop will go out of business.

This kind of unscrupulous businessman naturally has God to collect it.

I walked out into the street and found that there were still many people watching, and the sound of the public horn was not far away, and they had already rushed over.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly slipped into the crowd and returned to the bottom of the overpass.

As I expected, the one-eyed dragon, Ah Cui, Erwa and others also came back, and when they saw me coming, they greeted me one after another.

"Lord Miao, what's the situation?"

I lit up the painting in my hand, and they said a few words of congratulations with a smile on their faces.

I looked at Erwa and the one-eyed dragon, and the injuries on my body were all gone, so I couldn't help but look surprised and asked about the situation.

The one-eyed dragon smiled mysteriously and told me directly that this was all a method he learned from the magpie gate, and it had not been used for a long time, so he was a little rusty.

I asked where the seven or eight teenagers had come from.

Erwa smiled and said that he found it from the Internet café, and they were all some gangsters he knew, and he asked them to finish the play overnight.

I opened my mouth to compliment them, then glanced at the time, and it was time to go back.

When the one-eyed dragon learned that I was leaving, the one-eyed dragon did not react, but the children all looked at me with a look of reluctance.

Perhaps in their eyes, the full meal I provided was the biggest surprise of the day.

I hesitated, but decided to reach out and give it a hand.

I asked the one-eyed dragon to call all the children over, and the one-eyed dragon didn't know why, but he did it obediently, and everyone surrounded him.

I opened my mouth and said, "Actually, I am not the king of embarrassment, you all admit that you are wrong. ”

As soon as these words came out, the children were surprised, but the one-eyed dragon laughed, and said with a look of knowing it for a long time: "This master, what do you say you admit to doing?" Wouldn't it be nice to let these kids have some fantasies? ”

I looked at him in surprise: "You see that?" ”

The one-eyed dragon smiled: "Of course, I have seen it a long time ago, master, don't forget that I am from Quemen, even if I have never met King Qiang, but I have heard rumors about him, he is ruthless and carves his heart and claws, which is really not like your temperament." ”