055: Stick Terrier: Silly pillar, you also like to steal other people's pants?
"No one can say anything about today's affairs, for the sake of the advanced collectives in our compound, everyone should keep their mouths shut, don't spread the word, and come back in the evening to hold a general meeting of the whole courtyard to discuss the affairs of the two."
Seeing that the time to go to work was getting closer and closer, Yi Zhonghai was the first to play haha.
The words are full of threats, and they seem to be fair on the surface, but in fact, they still give the two stupid pillars a chance to be private.
I have to say that Yi Zhonghai is heartbroken for the sake of stupidity, and everything is based on the principle of turning big things into small things.
But Silly Zhu, a rebel, is born anti-bone, and he destroys Yi Zhonghai's good intentions at every turn.
After changing his clothes, Silly Zhu walked out like a nobody.
As soon as he heard that Yi Zhonghai had let everyone disperse, the stupid pillar was unwilling.
"Wait a minute, I have something to say, it's not too late to leave after listening!"
Silly Zhu stopped everyone and glanced at Liu Jianjian.
"There is a pervert in our yard, a pervert who likes to steal other people's lesbians' underwear, I didn't want to tell everyone, but someone is too rampant, and they steal from other female workers in the factory."
"Think about it, no one wants their underwear to be used for washing, right?"
Silly Zhu said this, everyone was a little nervous, after all, no one wants to live in the courtyard as a pervert.
Liu Jianshe continued: "Aren't you talking about a terrier? Doesn't the Holy Stick Terrier often steal his family's pants and sell them to Lee's lame? ”
"Everyone knows this, you stupid pillar said last time that you can't be like a child."
"Why did you report the stick terrier with your backhand today? How? Is it the shore to turn back? Preparing to kill your relatives in righteousness? ”
Only then did everyone remember that there was a big thief in the courtyard.
Silly Zhu, is this taking the wrong medicine? Preparing to kill your relatives in righteousness?
Thinking of this, everyone looked at the stupid pillar with curious eyes.
Who would have thought that Silly Zhu said in a hurry: "It's not a stick terrier, the stick terrier is a good boy, how can he do stealing?" ”
"The pervert I'm talking about is you, Liu Jianjian, you still don't admit it, do you?"
"I saw you steal a bunch of pants yesterday and come back, if you don't believe it, let's go to Liu Jianjian's house to rummage through it, maybe you can find the pants you lost before."
Liu Jianshe was suddenly furious, and he stepped forward to beat the stupid pillar.
Silly Zhu was not to be outdone, and rolled up his sleeves to do something with Liu Jianjian.
While doing it, he shouted loudly: "What? Anxious? Or is your heart weak? ”
"If you didn't do anything about stealing, why didn't you dare to let people turn it over? Why do you want to do it? ”
"I think you're a thief, right?"
Liu Jianshe punched Silly Zhu in the chest, but he didn't expect to be dodged by Silly Zhu.
Silly Zhu sneered: "Do you think my stupid pillar will do those tricks?" To tell you the truth, I have figured out your routine, and now I am not the same person I used to be, if you do it with me, you will lose. ”
Liu Jianshe slapped Silly Zhu in the face sideways.
"Really? Why didn't you dodge this trick? Didn't you say you're awesome? Why didn't you dodge? ”
Silly Zhu received a slap in the face, and then he was about to fight back.
Who would have thought that Liu Jianshe hit the stupid pillar in the chest with a knee, followed by a kick on the chest of the stupid pillar.
The stupid pillar suddenly flew out like a kite with a broken string.
His own son was beaten like this, and Yi Zhonghai quit.
"Liu Jianjian, what are you doing? You're too domineering, the stupid pillar just told the truth, and you beat people like this, do you still have a king in your eyes? ”
"Besides, if you don't have a thief's heart, why don't you let everyone come into your house and rummage through it?"
Liu Jianshe heard Yi Zhonghai's shameless speech, and said in a cold tone: "It's okay to rummage, but if you can't find it, what do you say?" ”
Silly Zhu covered his stomach and rubbed his chest and stood up: "If not, I will pay you money, and if there is, you will move out of the courtyard?" ”
"Liu Jianjian, I'll ask you, do you dare to agree, if you don't agree, it proves that you are a pervert."
Silly Zhu seems to have learned the art of war, a cook does not study how to cook, but studies the art of war.
Could it be that Chengdu is popular and cross-border?
I have to say that the first few failures made him completely let go of his pride and began to study intrigues.
Stupid pillar mystery and excite the law!
But right!
Just stupid Zhu's stunned and stupid temper, and the magic of the art of war, made him study the four dislikes.
Doomed to failure.
Liu Jianshe agreed to his request, and the two sides finalized the bet with a huge sum of twenty yuan.
If something like women's underwear and underwear was found from Liu Jianjian's house, Liu Jianshe moved out of the courtyard and gave Silly Zhu twenty yuan.
And if he can't find something, then the stupid pillar will kowtow and apologize, and compensate twenty yuan.
Liu Jianshe opened the door of the room and asked Silly Zhu to go in and rummage.
After a while, Silly Zhu walked out excitedly with a pair of pants.
"Now it's up to you to quibble!" Silly Zhu held up his pants and said excitedly.
But Liu Jianshe looked at him with an idiot look.
"You're the pervert, aren't you? You searched for a long time and then found my pants? ”
"Or are you plotting against me and making such a big fuss just for my pants?"
"You step on a horse and say you're not a pervert?"
Liu Jianshe slapped Silly Zhu in the face and took back his pants.
Silly Zhu rubbed his face and said unconvinced: "How do you prove that it is your pants?" ”
These words made Liu Jianshe stunned, and then became even more angry.
"Made, are you talking humanly? My own pants, do I still need proof? ”
"You're making strong words, aren't you? Believe it or not, I pumped you? ”
Yi Zhonghai originally thought that what Silly Zhu said was true, and thought that he could take the opportunity to bring down Liu Jianshe and hit his arrogance.
But who would have thought that Liu Jianshe didn't have it at all, and this stupid pillar was miserable.
Liu Haizhong was also helpless, what a perfect plan he had, it failed.
Silly Zhu seems to be destined to fight Liu Jianjian.
Only Yan Bugui looked thoughtful, and subconsciously looked at the expression in his bangs.
found that it was similar to what was expected, and Yan Bugui immediately confirmed.
And at this moment, the stick terrier ran over with an excited face and knelt down on one knee in front of the stupid pillar.
"The thief of the holy stick terrier has seen the seniors, but I didn't expect you to be the one who steals the door of our family, and I have always been the only one in the courtyard because I am a thief."
"I didn't expect you to be stupid, I went to your house just now to look for something, and found that you have more than a dozen pairs of pants on the bed."
"According to the current market situation, a pair of original pants is two yuan, and you have a huge amount of nearly twenty yuan in your hand!"
"Since you and I are both thieves, half of them will be divided when we meet, I will take five pairs of pants, and the rest will be yours."
"The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes are not informal, you can really be righteous! Will you teach me how to steal pants in the future? ”
The stick terrier looked at the stupid pillar expectantly.
Everyone's eyes were also on the stupid pillar.
ps: The update of 24,000 words in three days is over, I'm about to collapse in the past three days, sleep for two hours and get up to write a chapter, sleep for a while and write a chapter, I don't know how to survive, I'm on leave tonight, I'm not going to work, I'm going to sleep well.