I said bluntly: "Yesterday the volcano was skewered, and suddenly I lost interest, let me go to the backyard to listen to the play, how much silver taels do you need?" ”

The volcano is skewered, it's just that I drank yesterday, and suddenly I lost interest, and I want to go to the backyard to listen to the play, how much do I have to give?

This little second suddenly looked embarrassed, and said cautiously: "This master, you are a word, drop the scoop, and move the way, there is Huang Gui Gongqing on Longgong Road, I'm afraid it's not good to save a fight!" ”

I couldn't help but pause.

This is the old-fashioned spring festival of the rivers and lakes, if it weren't for the people who have been crawling and rolling in the rivers and lakes for decades, I am afraid that they would not be able to hear it at all.

The ligature is the meaning of friends, the scoop is to turn back, the way is to look carefully, Longgong Road refers to the back stage, Huang Gui Gongqing refers to the big boss, and it is not good to save the shelf means that it is not good to greet guests.

So the meaning of this sentence is: You take a closer look, there are distinguished guests on the stage behind, and it is not good to listen to the play today.

Fortunately, my brain reacted quickly, and even sneered: "How do you know that I am not here today?" ”

Meaning, how do you know I'm not that guest today?

Xiao Er didn't answer my words again, just put away the chopsticks on the table, and then nodded indifferently to the dark place behind him.

Subsequently.

He bowed down to me and said, "Yongzhengye, please come here!" The master of the mountain hall who steals the door and walks the mountain, the master of the Northern Camel Demon, are waiting for you inside! ”

I passed the first level.

I breathed a sigh of relief, then snorted coldly, expressed my dissatisfaction with this charlatan, and walked to the stage step by step on crutches.

What I didn't expect was that this stage was completely different from what I imagined, although it was very poorly arranged, but there were a total of ten eight-sided tables below, and the tables were full of guests, drinking tea by themselves, and there was no figure of the Northern Camel Demon at all.

"You slash, slash, slash, slash! Brother and sister! My dear mother! The lone king is in charge of three points. There are tens of millions of good things to say, are you iron-hearted brother and sister......"

The drama sung is to cut the yellow robe.

It made my heart flutter.

Cutting the yellow robe should be a well-known traditional drama, but few people know that it is the most murderous scene in all dramas!

This scene tells the story of Zhao Kuangyin, the founding emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, the first half of the "Chen Qiao Mutiny, Yellow Robe Body", Han Longjin Concubine, and Zheng Ziming were killed.

In the second half of the game, Gao Huaide broke into the palace, Tao Sanchun rebelled and besieged the city, Zhao Kuangyin had no choice but to apologize with "beheading the yellow robe", and the whole article was full of killing intent and solemnity.

The Northern Camel Demon sent people to sing this scene, and they were definitely ordering me.

But everyone has already come, so naturally I can't have stage fright.

Most of the ten Eight Immortal Tables are people from all kinds of rivers and lakes, although there is no figure of the Northern Camel Demon, but I can judge that the master of the hall who steals the door and walks the mountain must be among them, observing my reaction anytime and anywhere.

The atmosphere, while looking relaxed, is actually tense.

I walked in step by step and found that in the middle of the stage, there were three tablets.

On the left is "Righteousness and Light", on the right is "Righteousness and Righteousness", and in the middle is "King of Heaven and Earth".

Interesting!

If it were someone else, something might have happened the moment I entered the door, but I reacted instantly, immediately put down my crutches, threw myself on the ground at the three tablets, and bowed down.

Some people may be curious, what is my situation, I am not afraid of losing face when I kneel down when I enter the door?

Not really.

This is also a kind of stereotype in the rivers and lakes.

It is called "Worship God Hall", and it is also called Worship Pier, Worship Righteousness and so on......

Generally speaking, only any of the eight gates of the rivers and lakes will appear when talking about cooperation, peace, and territory division.

As long as it appears in front of the sight, then the people of the rivers and lakes must bow down, one is to prove their sincerity, and the other is to prove that they are people in the rivers and lakes.

Just like the gang on the other side of Xiangjiang, they have to worship Guan Gong before doing things, and the brothers swear to worship and say the same words in front of Guan Gong.

To exaggerate, if I didn't do this when I entered the door just now, but sat down directly, then this group of people would definitely lock on to me, and I would not have been able to attack myself.

Are you kidding?

An old Jianghu who has lived for more than 70 years doesn't understand the rules of the worship hall?

Luckily, I caught it.

After worshipping, I got up and tidied up my clothes and sat on the chair in the middle, which was not a table of eight immortals, but an earthwork table, which only Hakka would sit up.

It's just for me.

As soon as I sat down, a junior second person came up with tea in his hand, and shouted, "Tea!" ”

"This master, please use it slowly!"

I waved my hand and asked him to put it on the table, but I didn't rush to drink tea in the first place, because this cup of tea also has a lot of doors.

I directly buckled the tea lid backwards on the saucer and knocked on the table.

This move is for these people in the rivers and lakes, indicating that I am not here to talk this time, but to talk about important things, and I don't have the leisure time to drink tea.

Immediately after, I placed the teacup on the tea lid and folded them one after another.

The meaning of this is that after the deed is done, there will be no trouble.

After doing all this, I didn't move anymore, just closed my eyes and waited for the response from the Lord's side.

This is the rule of the rivers and lakes.

I don't need to speak, I don't need to say superfluous words, through an ordinary action, a simple folding of a teacup, I can understand my intention.

After waiting for more than ten seconds.

The little second who served me tea just now walked up again, shook the rag in his hand, and shouted, "Hang the card!" ”

I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, as long as Xiao Er shouted this, it meant that he recognized my appeal.

Immediately after, Xiao Er took out a pair of chopsticks and placed them on top of my cup.

I frowned slightly, obviously not welcoming me, and pressed my teacup with my chopsticks to ask where I was going.

As soon as this thought came to my mind, Xiao Er bent down in front of me and smiled: "Boss, where is your place?" ”

I replied lightly: "My surname is Hu at home, I don't talk about my surname when I go out, I talk about my master, I am called Yongzheng Ye on the road, and now I eat Xiangma rice!" ”

People in the rivers and lakes pay attention to two surnames when they go out, one is the family surname, which represents the real identity, and the other is the surname of the rivers and lakes, and it is this name that does things.

According to the story I fabricated, when I followed Sun Dianying, I had no name or surname, and he gave me the name of Hu Wei, which means Hu Wei.

And the phrase not saying the surname when you go out seems a little arrogant, unless it is the boss with a reputation and status in the road who dares to say so, others generally do not have this qualification.

It's easy to understand that it's Xiangma rice to eat, and I'm the master of the Xiangma branch hall that steals the door.