Lei Er got the order, turned into the director of the National Taxation Bureau of the Semitic Provisional Government, and immediately took his number one dog-legged Xiaobai and a fierce-looking little brother to the streets, and began a vigorous, epic-like tax collection action.

This day was also recorded by many Semitic people of different identities, leaving detailed historical materials for future generations.

In later generations, historians have mixed reviews of this appointment of Lord Lorraine, and there are different opinions. And it's hard to find the right phrase. It has not been possible to characterize this event as progressive or reactionary.

Speaking of gravity, it will be delivered by the black man of the imperial government, please go for coffee and live in a small black house for a few days.

To put it mildly, Sven will sweep the floor, lose the ethics that a historian should have, lick the ass of the government, and will be looked down upon by others. negate the positive significance of this event, and so on.

But one of the most fair and recognized evaluations is that the second master Leole was released like this.

And everyone agreed that in this evaluation, the word 'put' is particularly accurate and very expressive.

You must know that Second Master Lei started his business business, and what he did was collusion between officials and businessmen, monopoly business, and all ways to make money were self-taught.

On the first day of taking office, the first thing I learned was how to evade taxes.

In the eyes of the merchants, this is a matter of course, they get up early and are greedy for darkness, day and night, pretending to be grandchildren in front of people, and working as coolies in the back, why should the hard-earned money be handed over to the officials in vain?

If it's useful, that's fine, but aren't the taxes used by those damned bureaucrats to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble?

Tax evasion has become a common practice. Merchants and tax collectors have been the same for thousands of years. Fun playing this cat and mouse game.

After several years of business warfare. From immature to sophisticated, from small means such as false invoicing and false accounts, to the high level of cross-transfer of profits of subsidiaries, and all kinds of tax evasion methods, he is all clear.

Basically, nothing can fool the sharp eyes of Chairman Leo, who not only has a profound way of doing things, but also has a large group of professional silverfish to advise him.

Second Master Lei even dared to pat his chest to guarantee. In this world, those who can engage in tax evasion under his nose have not yet been born~!

Lei Erye walked on the street with a hug in front and back, the sturdy white master beside him, the front and back were dressed in black, the fierce tax police, the pedestrians on the road saw it, and they avoided it at the moment, and for a while there was quite the effect of the legendary street tiger, which made Lei Erye can't help but be a little proud.

But after a while, like all kids who have just gotten a new toy. Eager to find an opportunity to show off in front of everyone, Second Master Lei couldn't help but fall into deep thought: Second Master, who should I try my hand with now?

Saying goes. A new broom sweeps clean.

At the beginning of his tenure, he naturally picked a few big heads and slaughtered them fiercely. set up a majestic demeanor and branded the signboard of the National Taxation Bureau, so that the cunning dogs were afraid of Director Lei from the depths of their souls, and they trembled in fear when they heard Director Lei's name.

However, the collection of taxes is a very complicated work, directly aimed at factories and merchants, and there are many problems.

It is important to gather information from all Caribbean households before you can pick out valuable targets.

Hell, in the past two months, more than 10,000 new businesses have been registered in the Caribbean.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but want to go back, and wait until he had chosen the unlucky ghost, but ......

He glanced back at the high-spirited little brothers behind him, and immediately rejected that idea: the cruel words just now had already been released. At this time, I didn't even let out a fart, so I went back with a disgraced face, which was really sharp~!

Especially Xiaobai, there are no pupils in his two big eyes, and they are all shining gold coins. With his head held high, his nose is about to reach the sky,

With its temper, if it said that it would go back like this without seeing a little meat, it would never agree.

Besides, if you withdraw like this, you will definitely be laughed at by those vicious women for a lifetime.

Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard a big chaos in front of him, and the sound of the crowd screaming and running wildly was heard.

Leo was stunned for a moment and looked up.

It turned out that before he knew it, he had come to the lower city.

The lower city in front of me has been swept away by the coalition forces, the illegal buildings have been demolished, the streets are cleaner and wider than before, and many places have been demolished and are being rebuilt, a thriving scene.

In front of him, there was a crossroads.

The people on both sides screamed and fled in all directions, leaving a large open space in the middle.

Above the clearing, a group of men dressed in white with iron hooks rushed from the west, and another group of men dressed in black and carrying axes were pouring out from the east, and people on both sides shouted slogans at the same time.

Clearly, they were preparing for a fight.

Xiaobai watched from the side, and suddenly looked happy. This kind of fight or something, it's the favorite to watch.

Gangs like this are fighting several times a day in and around Caribbean City, and each time it's a great fight.

At the first time, Uncle Xiaobai found a good position, and bought a large bucket of popcorn from the vendor next to him, with a bottle of soda, planning to enjoy it.

Second Master Lei was furious when he saw it, raised his hand and slapped Xiaobai's head hard, and roared angrily: "You rammer, you know how to eat all day long, haven't you seen the business come to the door?"

As he spoke, he made a murderous gesture to the group of tax policemen behind him.

The tax policemen were all SS veterans, fought all the way from Vatino and Jouman City to Ryder, and in many cases, they could convey a message with a few glances, without even gesturing. Not to mention now, there is Lei Er Ye taking the lead.

They glanced at each other, then scattered.

In just ten seconds, these well-trained elite fighters cooperated with each other and easily climbed onto the roofs around them. Holding a firearm in your hand. Condescending. The entire street is closely monitored.

Others bypassed several alleys and blocked the road behind the gangsters.

At this time, the two gangs had just arrived at the intersection and had not yet started a fight. Moreover, these people patronized and looked at their enemies, and did not pay any attention to the Leo people who came from the north street, and these guys were also unscrupulous, knowing that no one would come to arrest them.

Seeing that everyone was ready, Leo immediately pulled out the pistol on his waist, raised his hand and fired a shot into the sky.

A crisp gunshot suddenly resounded in the sky.

The hooligans, armed with knives and axes, were all startled. Turning his head to look in the direction where the gunshots came, he was surprised to find a fat white child standing at the intersection with a short gun.

Immediately afterward, fierce shouts rang out all around.

"Squat, all squat~!"

"The SS does business. ”

"If you dare to resist, you will be killed in a hurry~!"

“......”

The hooligans looked up and looked around, only to see soldiers in black uniforms standing on the roofs of houses everywhere.

The muzzle of the black hole was pointed downwards and pointed directly at everyone's heads.

These hooligans, who were fierce and abnormal just now, were all frightened and scattered.

They came out and fought in the Caribbean for two months, but they all knew the power of this firearm: the bullet could pierce through thick planks and walls. Not to mention the fragile human body.

In the aftermath of the Amuda Tiger incident, Caribbeans have an intuitive understanding of firearms. From time to time, the Fourth Division also conducted public exercises to demonstrate the firepower of machine guns, rifles, and artillery to attract young people to join the army.

The gangsters all know that it is best to be obedient when they see the muzzle of the gun, and at the moment they are all in a fierce state, and the guy in his hand is gone, holding his head in both hands, and squatting on the ground honestly.

Leo saw it, and immediately scolded stupidly: "These damn Diao people~!"

He really hopes that a few brainless guys will stand up and challenge the authority of the tax police, and then let the tax police beat him to pieces with guns and make a beautiful baby. Let those pups know what the IRS is up to.

But at this time, those guys all raised their hands and surrendered, and the original crackling abacus was naturally empty.

He tucked the pistol back into the holster around his waist and snapped his fingers. Someone next to him had already copied a chair and placed it behind him.

Lei Erda sat down on the chair with a golden knife, and Xiao Bai stood beside him with his head straight, staring at them with big eyes, big teeth, and big mouths, and scanned them viciously.

Leo looked at the squatting crowd in front of him, and then said, "Which of you is the leader, come out and speak." ”

The two gangs looked at each other, but neither spoke.

But then some SS soldiers went into the crowd and beat two of them with the butts of their rifles, so that they screamed incessantly, and when they were questioned, the thugs all looked at them.

The two men took a few more beatings before they reacted, and they had to admit it immediately, and then they were dragged in front of Leo by the SS.

Kick them down a few times and make them honestly kneel on the ground.

Leo looked them up and down a few times, and then said in an official tone, "You are the leader, do you know why I called you out, master?"

The two looked at each other, although they still wanted to fight to the death just now, but at this moment they became grasshoppers on a rope.

Among them, the leader of the Axe Gang hesitated for a moment and said, "Master, this little ...... Uncle. Before we fought, we had already greeted the city guard Uncle Havalha in advance and paid the money. ”

Leo couldn't help but be stunned, and pouted: Grandma's, no wonder the gangs are so bad, the security is so bad, and they have been beaten repeatedly, it turns out that the city guard was bribed and deliberately connived at it in the back.

It seems that Grandpa Brad is not very good as the president, and he doesn't even know that someone is stabbing under his nose.

But he snorted silently and coldly, and said, "Lao Tzu is up and down thousands of gold coins a minute." Do you think this kind of fart is a big thing, and I'll do it myself?"

The two men looked at each other, and there was a look of confusion on their faces. In fact, as outsiders, these poor guys didn't even recognize who this little master was.

Leo sighed and introduced himself seriously, "I am the newly appointed head of the Semitic Provisional Government of the General Administration of Taxation. ”

The two were even more confused, what does this group fight have to do with the tax bureau?

No matter how wide the tax bureau is, it can't control the head of law and order, right?

But the leader of the Hook Gang has a nimble brain. He smiled and said, "Oh." It turned out to be the new director. Congratulations.

Adult, you are a promising young man, and you have become the director of the bureau at a young age, and your future is limitless. ”

Leo laughed at the moment, waved his hand again and again, and said modestly: "There is nothing left, as long as people mention me in the future, they can say 'bird raw fish soup' or something." Master, I will be content. Hahahaha......"

"As long as 'Bird Raw Fish Soup', will you be content?" Xiaobai glanced at Leo in surprise, and then nodded thoughtfully, it was finally sure that his boss really didn't want any face at all~!

The two of them were from gangsters, had no culture, and didn't understand what this 'bird raw fish soup' meant, so they could only laugh stupidly with Lei Erye for a while.

Xiaobai glanced at them with disdain: two pure brand fools~!

The leader of the Axe Gang saw the opportunity and said with a smile: "Master, this little master, the little ones are not sensible. Please give me some advice. ”

As he spoke, he slowly reached into his arms. took out a money bag, respectfully handed it to the tax policeman next to him, and then stuffed it into Leo's hand.

Leo stretched out his hand and checked it: Well, it's quite heavy~!

glanced at him appreciatively at the moment, this son is very well-behaved~!

He paused for a moment, and then said, "You guys fighting or something, in fact, it can be regarded as a kind of national fitness exercise." In a sense, it is also worth advocating......"

I don't care, I just collect taxes, you engage in this kind of fitness exercise in public, which occupies the official road tax, urban land use tax, urban maintenance and construction tax, business tax, cultural and entertainment tax, national fitness tax, ......"

Lei Er snapped his fingers and said one by one, there were more than thirty of them, and the gangsters who listened to them were already dizzy, and then he took a breath and said, "You have to pay these taxes, right?"

The two glanced at each other, and they all saw the fear in each other's eyes, which one was a little fat man in front of him, and it was clearly an evil dragon that ate people and didn't spit out bones~!

The leader of the Axe Gang craned his neck, swallowed hard, and then said with a slight trembling: "This...... How much does it cost?"

Leo thought for a moment, and said with a relaxed face: "Because the government is now vigorously promoting national fitness, you puppies are copied."

Originally, it was 1,500 gold coins, but we are now giving a 20% discount. Only nine hundred and ninety-eight, as long as nine hundred and eighty-eight gold coins, the opportunity is rare, not to be missed~~"

"Nine...... Ninety-nine-eight......" The two gang leaders glanced at each other, and they all saw each other's faces that wanted to cry without tears.

Ninety-ninety-eight gold coins, which is also a big number for ordinary nobles, not to mention their gangsters who come out to work hard.

If there is so much money, who is going to do the very unpromising profession of thugs?

I have already rolled up the money and returned to the local owner to live a free life.

The leader of the Hook Gang shook his head at the moment and said, "We have no money~!"

When Leo heard this, he was immediately furious and said, "I bought a big watch last year, I have no money, and I dare to come out and mix in the underworld without money?

Grab all these puppies and send them to the quarry. ”

A group of tax policemen pounced like wolves and were about to drag them away.

The two leaders hurriedly shouted desperately: "There is money, there is money, we have money." ”

They knew that the quarry was a big pit, and every day they smashed stones for more than ten hours, but they were only given two porridges, but if they went in and did not take off the three layers of skin, they would never get out.

Leo waved his hand at the moment, signaling the tax police to retreat, and then looked at the two of them and scolded hatefully: "A bunch of cheap bones, you have to force the master to be ruthless." ”

He paused for a moment, and then continued angrily: "The discount just now is gone, and each group of people will pay 1,500 gold coins, otherwise the master will not be polite." ”

"Ah~~" The leader of the Axe Gang couldn't help but exclaim.

Leo glared and shouted angrily, "One thousand sixteen~!"

The leader of the Axe Gang shrank his neck. Just this 'ah' went out a hundred gold coins, which is too expensive.

But now, with this unreasonable young master here, they don't dare to blow up any more thorns. At that moment, people were sent back to raise funds.

Fortunately, their respective bosses have a certain amount of savings in their hands, and in order to save their little brothers, they have to endure the pain and cut their flesh at the moment, and these people know that their strength comes from their little brothers, without those thugs, they themselves are nothing, and even have to die on the streets the next day.

And they can't afford to provoke Chairman Leo, who is a ruthless character that the Semitic nobles have to walk around.

Therefore, it only took a short time to hand over all the money to Second Master Lei.

Second Master Lei let the number of gold coins pass, and found that it was not bad at all, so he nodded with satisfaction and waved his hand to let those thugs walk.

Xiao Bai looked at his boss with a look of adoration, and it only took less than an hour to blackmail him...... Phew, I received more than 3,000 gold coins, and this buy** robbed the bank quickly~!

But Leo was not satisfied, and looked at the gold coins in a daze, thinking seriously about something......

In the next moment, he suddenly came to his senses, and immediately shouted: "Send two brothers, go and send a notice to the city guard named Havar, and let him go to the tax office for coffee."

Grandma's, it's not his fault for collecting protection money, but if he collects money but doesn't pay personal income tax, he won't take our brothers seriously~!"

Someone said yes and quickly turned away. From his actions, it can be seen that the man's interest is extremely high, after all, one of the jobs of the SS is to arrest people...... Phew, I specially invite people to drink coffee.

These days, in order to avoid falling into the pretext of 'interfering in the internal affairs of the Semitic people', everyone has been squatting in the camp honestly, and they are about to mold.

Now that there is the order of Second Master Lei, everyone naturally has to do a good job.

"Oh yes," Leo said again, "don't forget to charge him fines and late fees." ”

Leo watched the man leave, then lowered his head again, looked at the gold coin in front of him, and muttered, "It's strange, I feel as if there's another thing, what is it......"

While thinking, he unconsciously kicked those gold coins with his foot, and heard the gold coins in the bag hitting each other and making a pleasant sound, Leo's eyes suddenly lit up, and said, "I know~!"

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