Chapter 109: Alchemy
The scarlet girl danced in the hall, and her soft dancing posture made the men present look straight. After a dance, the men erupted in exclamations and praise.
As the host, the crown laughed happily, picked up the wine glass, and smiled at the guests: "Please drink together!" ”
Guests drank together.
The crown put down his glass and said, "It's not fun just to drink, let's tell a joke, who has the best joke, who is the first." If you win the first, the scarlet girl will offer her own comb to him. ”
As soon as the words fell, the eyes of the guests straightened.
"What? The scarlet girl is still a virgin? ”
"Wang Dashan is willing to give his concubine to others?"
"Isn't it just a joke, I can too!"
Everyone was loud and eager to try.
The scarlet girl's face also changed, and she looked at the crown: "Wang Lang......"
Wang Guan's eyes swept over everyone, and he laughed loudly: "Wang will talk about the first one first!" ”
"There is a gentleman who usually likes to play the piano, and he says that there is no one in the world who is always unhappy. Nothing happened for a day. He was playing the piano again for amusement, and suddenly he heard the sound of sighing from the house next door. The gentleman was overjoyed, thinking that he had met a bosom friend, so he knocked on someone's door and asked. The neighbor's wife said: "The dead son played cotton for a living, and today the sound of your playing the piano is very similar to the sound of him playing cotton. ”
Hearing this not funny joke, the guests were stunned for a moment before clapping their hands and laughing in unison.
Play cotton, play cotton, half a pound of cotton into eight, two, eight? Jiang Han thought of some kind of cold joke.
Wang Dashan laughed happily, picked up the wine glass and drank it all: "Wang has already told a joke, it's your turn!" ”
The guests rushed to tell the jokes they had heard, and most of them were not funny, but every time they finished speaking, Wang Dashan would praise the wonders.
Jiang Han, Yuan Bin and others did not tell jokes, but used the Qi Technique to find the monster.
"There are no monsters among the guests!"
"There are no monsters among the minions!"
"That scarlet girl is not a monster, but it doesn't seem to be a virgin, the virgin's legs are tight, and they fit tightly. The crown was deceived. This is what Yuan Bin said.
Isn't something wrong with your focus? The corners of Jiang Han's mouth twitched slightly, and he said in a low voice: "I can't tell if the crown is a monster, but I always feel that there is something wrong with him!" ”
"It would be nice if there was a great Confucian here, and if a great Confucian has a discerning eye, he will definitely be able to recognize monsters." Li Qiaoqiao said.
Yuan Bin had already come over, joined everyone, and said in a loud voice: "How noble is the identity of the Great Confucian, even His Majesty can't summon him immediately, just a monster, can he still work to get the Great Confucian?" ”
Yes? Is Confucianism noble? How do I not think? Where's the discernment? Don't you see them cultivating a martial artist that day...... Jiang Han said: "Ah, yes, yes, yes! ”
By this time, the joke was almost finished, and the crown looked around and laughed loudly: "The jokes told by the princes are all very good, but unfortunately there is only one scarlet girl." ”
You can see a phoenix...... Jiang Han unconsciously popped up this word in his mind.
"But Wang has another concubine, who can accompany you! Have fun and have your own room for you to sleep soundly! ”
With a wave of the crown's hand, dozens of young girls in tulle walked to the hall to be selected by the guests.
So that's what happiness is? Jiang Han suddenly realized.
This crown seems to be a little too generous, and his concubine will enjoy it when he says it will be enjoyed by others.
The guests happily picked up their concubines, and soon the hall was in chaos, and there was a lot of noise everywhere.
Li Qiaoqiao spat in disgust, his face flushed, and said, "Hurry up and find the monster and kill it!" ”
Jiang Han was also blushed by this face, thinking that I am still a child!
At this time, the crown on the first seat waved his hand and said to the scarlet girl, "Help me to rest." ”
The scarlet girl hurriedly walked over and held the crown: "Wang Lang, be careful." ”
Seeing the two of them walking behind, Chu Jiangyue and the other four glanced at each other.
Li Qiaoqiao said: "The holy page can't detect the monster, but most of the crown is problematic, let's follow!" ”
Yuan Bin nodded and said, "Okay!" It's useless to stay here anyway. ”
The four followed the crown out of the hall and through the hallway.
The crown in front of him walked faster and faster, and at the beginning, the scarlet girl was supporting him as he walked, but the scarlet girl in the back was almost unable to keep up.
Soon, they came to the door of an ear room.
The door of the ear chamber was closed, and the crown stretched out his hand to push, and with a bang, the two doors opened, and a huge Dan furnace stood in the middle of the ear chamber.
Yuan Bin and the others, who were following from afar, looked at each other.
Dan furnace?
How can there be a Dan furnace?
The scarlet girl became nervous, grabbed the corner of her clothes and said, "Wang Lang, where is this?" Aren't you going to rest? ”
Wang Guan smiled: "Scarlet, this is my alchemy room. ”
The scarlet girl's breathing became short, and her face turned pale: "Alchemy room? You...... Are you alchemizing? Are you a Taoist priest?! ”
Alchemy is an exclusive skill of the Daomen, and in Great Xia, the Daomen is an evil sect, a street rat that everyone shouts and beats!
Evil ways...... The crown is evil!
Yuan Bin and the others all changed their faces greatly.
Wang Guan smiled and said, "Scarlet, haven't you always been curious about my business losing money next year, but I still have a lot of money and spend a lot of money?" I'm telling you now, because the husband can refine the pill, because the longevity pill refined by the husband is something that many people are willing to spend a lot of money to buy! ”
The scarlet girl's face turned pale, and her voice trembled: "Lian...... Alchemy? Husband, I'm ...... I don't want to stay here, let's go back......"
The crown reached through the scarlet girl's clothes and stroked her belly: "You conceived a son for me, how can I be willing to let you spoil those people?" You think I'm going to give you away tonight? In your opinion, is your husband that kind of person? ”
Scarlet said: "Yes...... It's me who is too worried, husband, go back, I'm so cold......"
She shivered whimsily, and her face was bloodless.
"Don't worry, Scarlet, it won't be cold soon."
While stroking Scarlet's belly, the crown looked at the Dan furnace and said, "Over the years, I have used Ziheche as medicine to refine the Longevity Pill. It's a pity that each longevity pill can only increase life for two or three years, and the effect is very small, far less than the thousand-year-old life extension mentioned in the book. Although I bought dozens of concubines, feasted guests every night, made the concubines pregnant, and then took the purple river car for alchemy...... It's a pity that it's still too little, too little. ”
The scarlet trembled like a sifting chaff, and the teeth collided.
"Recently, I got another pill, which uses a girl who is three months pregnant as a medicine to refine a elixir that increases longevity for a hundred years...... Scarlet, I will redeem myself for you, for you to eat, for you to wear, and now it's time for you to repay me! ”
After the crown finished smiling, his right hand suddenly moved up, grabbed Scarlet's neck, and slapped his left hand hard, the Dan furnace opened, and the flames spewed!
He grabbed the man and jumped high, and was about to throw the pale-faced girl into the Dan furnace.
At this time, a voice suddenly sounded: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!" ”