Chapter 134 Teaching Workshop Division Couplet Poem
In the evening, Jiang Han changed into a cyan Confucian robe, and after a disguise, he left the Weiguo Mansion.
Although Jiang doesn't like to go to these Fengyue places in his life, it is about two gentlemen's treasures, and it is not impossible to wronged himself.
Riding his horse in the direction of the Workshop Division, he soon reached his destination.
The Department of Teaching is under the management of the Ministry of Rites, belongs to state-owned enterprises, and is the highest-grade green building, which is dedicated to entertaining dignitaries.
And the women in the teaching department are from the families of the convicts. Generally, when some officials committed crimes and were exiled from the army, the female dependents would be transferred to the Department of Teaching.
The second is a woman who was bought and trained by the Teaching Workshop Division since childhood.
The third is the women plundered in the war, such as the overthrow of Daqian in Great Xia, and the palace maids and some concubines in Emperor Qian's harem will also be charged into the Jiaofang Division.
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The predecessor came to the Jiaofang Division once, but unfortunately at that time, even the Oiran was beaten to death by Princess Ning Yue before she fell asleep.
"The predecessor didn't sleep until she died, Princess Ningyue was really cruel." Jiang Han sighed, and soon came to the purpose of his trip.
Mu Shuying's courtyard.
This Oiran is very well-known in the Teaching Division, and is the top brand of the Teaching Division, and he is excellent in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
came to the door with a familiar car and handed the turtle man ten taels of silver, and the turtle prince welcomed Jiang Han in with a flattering smile.
Walking inside, I saw several red lanterns illuminating the room, and seven or eight guests came to the house, sitting in twos and threes, drinking and laughing.
With so many people coming to prostitute this Oiran, isn't that a hundred birds and a phoenix...... Jiang Han arched his hand and said: "Jia Ming, the superintendent of the lower country, has long admired the name of the Oiran lady, and admired it. ”
As soon as he heard Jiang Han's voice, some guests immediately turned their heads to look.
"Guozi Prison Student?"
"It's not surprising that Guozi Jian was born here."
The guests present saw that Jiang Han was dressed extraordinarily, and they all bowed their hands to greet him.
Jiang Han sat down and looked at the Oiran.
I have to say that it is still a bit of a gesture to be an oiran in a place like the Teaching Workshop Division.
Jiang Han couldn't help but be a little surprised at a glance, Mu Shuying was wearing a thin veil and smiling like a flower.
This woman is born with a charming bone, a frown and a smile revealing charming and moving, her eyes are like spring water, and her eyes are full of affection when she sweeps her eyes.
Jiang Han's heartbeat couldn't help but beat faster, this woman was not as good as "Qin Wanxi" in terms of appearance, but her eyes were like two spring waters, and whoever she looked at, whose soul seemed to have been hooked for her.
At this time, the guests were playing with the wine order, and Mu Shuying was acting as the commander.
The wine order is a drinking game for fun at the feast, which originated from Confucian etiquette.
And now the guests are playing with the flying flower order in the wine order, which is more elegant and not something that ordinary people can play.
The rules of the game are that the first person says a poem with "flower" in the first word, and the second person has to say a poem with "flower" in the second word, and so on, and the seventh word is completed in one round.
When he can't compose a poem, he will be punished by the commander for drinking.
Of course, the flying flower order here must use its own verses, not the poems of its predecessors.
As soon as Jiang Han sat down, it was Feihua Ling's turn, and it happened to be the turn of the seventh character.
Jiang Han said without thinking: "Spring City is full of flowers. ”
The eyes of the guests lit up, this sentence is a good sentence, and this country prisoner is not a straw bag. The Oiran lady smiled and nodded in praise.
The second Feihua Order changed the word "willow", the Oiran lady started the first sentence, and the guests were just about to do it, when they heard the sound of the door opening behind them, and then a rugged figure walked in, and said with a smile: "I have heard the reputation of the little lady of the Oiran for a long time, and Hu Sheng, a student of Taixuefu, came to visit today." ”
The sound entered his ears, Jiang Han's body tensed, he slowly turned his head, and looked at it with a stiff face.
I saw Jiang Feng who had changed his appearance and put on a Confucian shirt.
The face can be disguised, and the voice is still the same voice.
Good guy, big brother, aren't you close to women?
Don't you look at women and hate them?
You say you hate this kind of place the most!
Jiang Han felt that the day was over, and this big brother with thick eyebrows and big eyes actually lied to himself!
Jiang Feng sat down with a smile, and after learning the rules of the Flying Flower Order from the mouth of the Oiran lady, Jiang Feng laughed: "Okay, my Hu someone likes to play the Flying Flower Order the most." ”
Listening to his understated tone, everyone couldn't help but take a second look, this rough-looking minister may be a scholar with high literary attainments.
Jiang Feng thought for a moment, and then blurted out: "Thick willow dustpan and thin waist, who in the world thinks men are ugly!" ”
Guests: "......"
Oiran lady: "......"
Jiang Han: "......"
In the room, an untimely crow suddenly appeared, pulling out six black dots as it flew: "Quack ......"
The little lady with professional quality did not lose her expression management, with a stiff smile on her face, she praised two sentences, and let the next guest continue to fly the flower order.
Soon came to Jiang Han again, Jiang Han thought for a while and said, "Two yellow orioles are singing green willows." ”
The little lady's eyes lit up, although this sentence is easy to understand, but it is full of fun, this country is a prisoner, the level is not low.
couldn't help but glance at Jiang Han more.
The others nodded slightly.
And the smile on Jiang Feng's face, who was full of smiles, suddenly stiffened.
This voice, this tone, isn't this my dear second brother?
He slowly turned his head and saw Jiang Han with a tense face.
Good guys, really good guys!
Didn't you say you hated this kind of place?
Didn't you say it's disgusting to think about?
The brothers stared wide-eyed and lowered their voices to communicate:
"Aren't you going to study?"
"Aren't you going to patrol the city?"
"This matter is very important, and there is no rush to study."
"I knew you were coming, so I resisted my disgust and came to protect you."
Jiang Han glanced at his eldest brother speechlessly, tsk, do you think I will believe it, eldest brother?
Jiang Feng explained in a low voice: "It's the first time I've come to this kind of place, I don't know the rules here, if you make a fool of yourself later, you can help the eldest brother." ”
Jiang Han nodded.
"Yo, isn't this Jiang Aotian? You're not going to the garden of the Oiran this time? At this time, a businessman next to him recognized Jiang Feng and patted Jiang Feng on the shoulder and said happily.
Jiang Han: "......"
Oh, and that's the first time you've been to this kind of place?
Damn, what did you say when you taught me?
Aren't you close to women?
Jiang Han was in a complicated mood, thinking if I should tell my father about this?
At this time, the courtyard door opened again, and a voice said: "Yuan Hong, the supervisor of the country, has come to visit the Oiran lady!" ”
Jiang Han listened to the familiar voice, and when he turned around, he saw Yuan Bin.
Tsk, Yuan Bin, you really know how to choose a name.
After Yuan Bin took his seat, his eyes scanned the surroundings and did not recognize Jiang Feng and Jiang Han.
At this time, Mu Shuying seemed to know that there was a big old man mixed in with the guests, and he didn't plan to play the Flying Flower Order, but proposed that everyone come to the couplet.
A couplet is a poem written by many people, each with one or more sentences, linked together into one piece.
Mu Shuying said with a smile: "The little woman came out with the first sentence, and the north wind blew the door tightly overnight." ”
A Guozi prisoner took the next sentence.
Seeing that it was not his turn yet, Jiang Han sat down with Yuan Bin and said in a low voice, "How should I plan and act?" ”
Yuan Bin recognized it when he heard the voice, and said, "Chu Jiangyue is outside, we managed to get into Oiran's bed and get the news out of her mouth." ”
Jiang Han nodded, and said quite complicatedly: "My eldest brother is also here, but I didn't expect him to be a gentleman who is not close to women, but he is a frequent visitor to the Teaching Workshop Division." ”
Yuan Bin was surprised: "You just knew? ”
Jiang Han was shocked, what do you mean by me?
"You already knew?"
Yuan Bin said: "I know, it's not the first time he's come to the Teaching Division, and I still have a friendship with him." You know the recently popular book "Golden Vase Plum", right? ”
Jiang Han nodded vaguely: "I know!" ”
Yuan Bin said: "This "Golden Vase Plum" is all-encompassing, and all kinds of postures are unstoppable. The author of the dog who wrote "The Golden Vase Plum" didn't know if he was dead and didn't continue to write, so many literati continued to write this work, among which the best continuation and the most explicit one was a man named Seven Feet Qingfeng. ”
Jiang Han: "......"
Yuan Bin continued: "In fact, the seven-foot Qingfeng's continued "Golden Vase Plum" is not as good as the original, and even extremely vulgar, but the description of Yunyu Wushan is extremely detailed, and it is three points into the wood! Now the sales of this sequel have even surpassed that of "Golden Vase Plum". ”
Jiang Han: "......"
Jiang Han's stomach was full of grooves, and he didn't know how to spit it out.
Yuan Bin said in a low voice: "And the seven-foot Qingfeng also rewrote your "Dream of Red Mansions", "Jia Baoyu's Indulgent Life", in the book, Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochai, Jia Yuanchun, Jia Tanchun, Shi Xiangyun, Wang Xifeng, Qin Keqing and other women were slept together, and the plot was sought after by many Confucian students, and the sales volume directly caught up with your "Dream of Red Mansions". ”
Jiang Han: "......"
Yuan Bin said: "Do you want to guess who this seven-foot Qingfeng is?" That's right, according to my investigation, he is your big brother. ”
Jiang Han: "......"
Shocked, family, who understands! My eldest brother continued to write my book and changed my book to a petty lewd. books, sales are not worse than mine! This shrimp-headed man!
I was wrong, you have to open this three-flavor bookstore!
At this time, the couplet came to the middle-aged man beside Jiang Han, the middle-aged man raised his glass and drank, and said after a while: "After listening to the leakage and the clouds dissipated, I heard the words of the sky and the moon in the distance." ”
The Oiran lady commented on her head, and she was touted.
The middle-aged man had a big smile on his face, looked up proudly, and set his eyes on Jiang Han.
The crowd at the banquet also looked at him.
He has frequent witty sentences, and everyone wants to see what sentences he will connect.
This coupling is a bit difficult...... Jiang Han thought for a moment, and said loudly: "Hanliang Pavilion is full of immortals, and the Chenglu plate is higher than the upper palace. Whoever asks the outsiders who are alone and worried, the clear talk is not the same as this night. ”
"Good!"
"Good poetry!"
"What a poem! Whoever asks the outsiders who are alone and worried, the clear talk is not the same as this night, it is really a good sentence! ”
Mu Shuying also smiled and commented, and then moved her gaze to Yuan Bin.
Yuan Bin said without thinking: "The beauty bows down to me and looks at the jade peak." The conscientious jade rabbit is like seeing each other, and the lazy white dove is in the wind. ”
Mu Shuying's smile froze slightly, but she also smiled and commented.
Everyone also smiled and said nothing, this Yuan Hong is a wonderful person.
Then it was Jiang Feng's turn.
Jiang Feng scratched his ears and cheeks, his heart was very anxious, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said: "From a distance, the stone tower is black, thin on the top and thick on the bottom. One day, turn it over, the bottom is thin and the top is thick. ”
Oiran lady: "......"
Everyone: "......"
An untimely crow flew into the air, "quack-quack-quack-" and pulled out six points.