The warm water opened the pores of the skin, and after Yan Wo smashed several splashes with his feet, he lay comfortably on the edge of the barrel.

"It's so comfortable."

Liu Man wrung out the water on the handkerchief and wiped Yan Wo's little face: "Naughty little guy, grandmother is wet from you." ”

"Hey, hey, hey."

Yan Wo cracked his mouth and smiled, and cooperated with his face to his grandmother, "Our current bathroom is a few wooden planks put together, and it leaks, and it is dismantled after each wash, which is too troublesome, and there will be a separate bathroom after the new house is built." ”

"Look at what you're looking forward to, and then ask your uncle and Wenlin to make a bigger tub for you, so that you can swim in it." Liu Man glanced at her granddaughter dotingly, and looked at her eyes that suddenly lit up after listening to her words, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise.

"Grandmother, how long will it take for the new house to be built?"

"At this rate, I'm afraid we will have to wait until the beginning of spring next year, and there are not many people in our village, plus people always have to take care of the fields, so they don't come to work every day."

"Grandmother, can't you go to the next village or town and hire some more people?"

"Yes, yes, it's okay, but it will cost more silver taels."

Yan Woying's eyes rolled, "I thought it was something, but I didn't expect it to be this." Grandmother, don't be afraid, it's not easy to earn silver taels, draw some portraits and help sort out the remains...... The money comes quickly. ”

"But ......"

"Don't. It's really not good, I can still set up a stall to show people's faces, and I can also explore murderous houses and the like, and all kinds of miscellaneous things can make money. Either it doesn't open, and that's how the saying of opening for a year comes from. ”

Liu Man listened to her granddaughter's small mouth and slowly shut up.

If it weren't for her fame, appearing outside would cause the Buddhism to encircle and suppress her, and she would have done the work of supporting her family.

"The water isn't very hot, don't catch a cold, get dressed and get up quickly."

Yan Wo looked at his grandmother picking up the broom on the ground, and asked suspiciously, "Grandmother, where are you going?" ”

"I'm going to teach your uncle a lesson, no use for fart, that useless thing!"

"......" Yan Wo.

Yan Wo guessed the reason why his uncle was lying down, but he didn't intend to stop it.

As soon as the grandmother left, Yan Wo wiped her body in the room, and then put the clean clothes on her body one by one.

Not long after, my uncle's terrible howl was heard outside.

She hummed a tune easily.

Twist a soft yellow hair with a handkerchief.

Thinking that after waking up in Sanshan Village, she saw people lying on the ground in the courtyard and thought that she had used rat poison to turn people over, but her uncle hugged her and thought about the scene of the end of the world, she still threw away the handkerchief, put on red embroidered shoes, and pushed open the wooden door.

The grandmother took a broom and smashed it on Yan Zhongyan one stick after another.

"You unfilial son, useless thing! Wowo is so young that you know that you can worry about the livelihood of the whole family and make money, but you only know how to drink all day long, and my mother will kill you today! ”

Yan Wo crossed his waist and roared milkily:

"Grandmother, don't beat my uncle, my uncle promised me to quit drinking last night! Today is the last time he will drink! ”

The broom that my grandmother was holding did not fall, and she looked sideways at Yan Wo, "What did your uncle say?" ”

"Mother, why did you stop and keep fighting. Zhongyan doesn't know how many times he has said it, don't believe his nonsense! When did he lie and not come with his hands open? Auntie added oil and vinegar to the side.

Yan Zhongyan stared at his daughter-in-law with wide eyes: "Xiaomei, you can't treat me like this, you ......"

"Auntie, my uncle said that he really wants to quit drinking, he swears: If he continues to drink, he will poop and pull out his intestines, grow maggots in his teeth, and Ding Ding will become the size of Yan Jiu......" Yan Wo said a bunch of eye-popping assurances, and finally turned to Yan Zhongyan: "I don't believe you ask uncle, ask if he said these words." ”

Grandmother and aunt looked at each other.

…… It should be true this time, right? This oath is too poisonous.

Poop pulls out the intestines, and maggots grow in the teeth.

Vicious!

It's ruthless!

The most ruthless thing is that Ding Ding has become the size of Yan Jiu!

Yan Jiu's kid is only five years old, and that thing is used for drainage, if it really gets so big, wouldn't it lose the fun of men.

So ruthless, it seems that you really want to quit drinking?

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law turned their heads to look at Yan Zhongyan in unison, and the meaning was obvious: Did you really make the poisonous oath?

Yan Zhongyan looked at the two of them, only to feel that his scalp was numb, one was holding a broom in his hand, and the other was picking up the carving knife to make a coffin, and there were many promises that he would kill him if he didn't say it.

He even suspected that if he did the opposite at this time, he would have to give his life here, right?

"Yes, that's what I said." Yan Zhongyan raised his hand in surrender.

Grandmother and aunt immediately put down the "murder weapon" in their hands and leaned in to ask for warmth.

"Son, wouldn't you have been beaten less if you said that? Does it hurt? ”

"Husband, you actually made such a serious poisonous oath this time, I will believe you again, don't let me down! If you fail my trust again, I'll go back to my mother's house. ”

"Xiaomei, go to the house and get some medicine and wine."

"Okay, let's go."

Yan Wo glanced at Fu You, who was a paper man, and glanced at it.

The two just looked at each other, and then, Fu You didn't say anything, and entered the house.

It didn't take long for a page full of paper to come out.

The young man in plain white clothes walked up to Yan Wo and unfolded the page in his hand, "Do you need this?" ”

Yan Wo at a glance.

Boy.

The little husband is simply close to himself.

Just one look at him and he knew what he wanted.

It's a guarantee!

The handwriting is not inferior to the age of this teenager, and the water chestnut is flying, but it really amazes Yan Wo.

As for the content of the guarantee, it is about the uncle's "oath", which is completely a copy of what she just said.

"How did you know I wanted this? I didn't say a word just now. Yan Wo glanced at the uncle in the distance, who had already been wronged and made the two women feel guilty with a handful of snot and tears, "I have to send this thing up for him to sign first." ”

"Hmm."

Fu You nodded, and sat back on the low stool almost paste.

What his grandmother gave him, he can learn quickly, it's only been more than half a month, and the paper figure is already better than his grandmother's craftsmanship.

Yan Wo took the guarantee and handed it to his uncle, and while he was humming and crying, Yan Wo quietly squatted behind him, pricked his fingers with a needle, and pressed a handprint directly under the guarantee.

"Ah, what to do?"

Yan Wo handed the guarantee to his grandmother: "Grandmother, my uncle has pressed his handprint, so don't worry about it now." ”

Grandmother took the guarantee, looked carefully at the words written on it, glanced at Fu You, folded it, and put it in her arms.

"I've put away the things, you can drink it if you want to drink it today, it's your last time anyway." Grandmother stood up and left.

The aunt also glanced at her husband with pity: "I still have to go to the new house to supervise, why don't you go to the bed to drink, you can sleep when you are drunk, and it saves me from holding my stomach to help you clean up." ”

Yan Zhongyan glanced at his daughter-in-law's mediocre lower abdomen, and always felt that she was a little exaggerated.

The two women who were still distressed and guilty just now walked away directly, and Yan Zhongyan felt that he had lost the whole world.

He turned around and grabbed Yan Wo.

"Did you little guy do it on purpose?"

"Uncle wronged me, I obviously saved my uncle, otherwise you would definitely be beaten to death by your grandmother today, now you just pressed a handprint, and you can drink it today, you don't thank me, and you still murder me, wow......"

Yan Wo said and spoke, and his voice became louder.

She felt that she must be more aggrieved and excited than her uncle at this time, which is the key to victory.

Because of the relationship with his back to Fu You, Fu You immediately ran over to this side, and the murderous aura was full of murderous and cold cold air enveloped Yan Zhongyan, Yan Wo turned his head and winked at Fu You.

It turned out that she was pretending to cry.

Yan Zhongyan felt that the chill on his body came and went quickly, and he was still a little confused.

He scratched his head.

He got up and took out the flask hidden in the tool basket, uncorked it, poured a big sip into his mouth, and muttered to himself:

"Tsk, I don't understand, isn't my mother giving the little guy a bath, why did she suddenly rush out and beat me?"

Yan Wo smiled behind her.

It all starts with me and ends with me.

Hidden merit and fame.

Uncle, don't thank me.