Chapter 188: How about a yin marriage?
Bai Wenlin endured it for a long time before he could resist the urge of the woman to hold his hand.
"Bai Gongzi, you promised to go home with me, I am very happy, I have already asked my father and mother to prepare a dinner party." The beautiful woman has temples and a face like a peach blossom, and a shy look appears on her face when she speaks.
When she lowered her eyes, the woman's gaze quietly glanced at Bai Wenlin's slender and sturdy figure.
"Daddy will definitely like you, you believe me!"
Bai Wenlin chuckled and said: "I was born like this, how can someone like me the first time I see me, Xiaoxiao, you don't have to comfort me." If your father and mother really don't like me, don't talk to me, we may be fated. ”
I wanted to come in my own body, but Aunt Liu didn't know what magic circle she had made, so she actually transferred her soul body to the paper man.
The stand-in paper man made by Fu You passed through his possession, not only his appearance and height were exactly the same as him, but even the heartbeat, breathing and touch of the skin were no different from real people, and he could still eat, but he didn't go to the toilet.
I don't know where all the food is digested.
The only thing is that the stand-in paper man is also weakly conscious.
It is a stand-in paper figure left by Fu You to Yan Wo.
If Yan Wo's life is in danger, the stand-in paper man will dedicate himself to burning, and if Bai Wenlin does not withdraw from the paper figure when burning, he will also be turned into ashes.
"No, it won't." Xiaoxiao just shook her head, "It's right ahead." ”
Then they finally made their way through the dense forest.
The view was instantly widened, and a particularly large palace in the valley in front of me was located in the deep valley.
There were many wooden signs pointing the way along the way, and there were many flowers on both sides of the road, walking along the road to the valley, Bai Wenlin had been looking around, and suddenly a layer of white mist crossed in front of him, and when he came back to his senses, he saw that the road behind him was no longer visible.
Xiaoxiao still held him and comforted.
"Don't worry, it's just soundproofing...... Because we're very busy here, we're afraid of making noise to people outside, so look, the wooden house at the end of the side is my house. ”
Bai Wenlin frowned slightly, and didn't care after finding that there was no way out.
I followed Xiaoxiao's line of sight and really saw the wooden house.
The roof of the wooden house was covered with many mushrooms, and the house was green, and the walls were covered with vines and large flowers.
There are still four people standing at the door, and it seems that they should be Xiaoxiao's father and sister-in-law.
"This is the Bai Wenlin I told you." When she walked to the wooden house, Xiaoxiao introduced to a few people, "Wenlin, this is my father, my mother, this is my sister-in-law in a red gauze skirt, and the one on the side is my brother." ”
Bai Wenlin's eyes blinked, and he immediately saw at a glance that they were all demons.
"I heard Xiaoxiao mention you, and I finally saw you." At this moment, the family, with a happy face, happily brought people into the room.
When the door of the house was closed, Bai Wenlin glanced back again.
In the village, the street scene that was still lively before seemed to have suddenly pressed the mute button, and the silent, gloomy eyes all stood in front of the door and looked at him......
After a long chat, Xiaoxiao's father and mother kept persuading him to eat.
Whether it's those blood-red melons and fruits, or something else, after eating it, it's the same again.
"Look, I'll just say it. My mom and dad love you. ”
Bai Wenlin said: "It's too enthusiastic." ”
When eating.
Bai Wenlin felt that something was rubbing his legs, but Xiaoxiao was getting up to help him serve soup, he pretended to drop his chopsticks and squatted on the ground to pick it up, but under the table, the sister-in-law in the red gauze skirt was actually barefoot, as if she knew that he got under the table, and slowly changed her posture.
The scenery under the skirt is unobstructed.
Bai Wenlin hurriedly got up from under the table, his face was red, and he swallowed the soup with a gurgling stomach.
Seeing him swallow the soup, the people at the table all laughed.
It's not a laugh, it's a smile with feverish, but restrained eyes.
The sister-in-law in the red gauze skirt got up from her seat, walked around the table behind Bai Wenlin, put her hands on his shoulders, and reached out to touch him.
"I heard Xiaoxiao say that you are shy and shy, I still don't believe it, but now it seems to be true......" The woman's hand gently traced the outline of his face, and then gradually moved to the jaw and neck, "I never thought I would taste this kind of simple man." ”
"Smack!"
A hand suddenly rested on the back of the woman's white hand.
"Sissi, don't forget that this is the man I brought back, it should be me who starts, you stay away, watch first!"
"Our Buddha said: When you are happy, you have to vent it, who cares if you come first and then come?"
The vines with flower bones came out of the ground, and then wrapped around Bai Wenlin's limbs, dragging him to the side, the table and chair were overturned in an instant, Bai Wenlin turned around, but saw the green glow between the palms of the older 'daddy'.
Bai Wenlin was hung by the vines, struggled a few times, and found that the vines on his body were very thick, and it was difficult for ordinary manpower to break free.
"You all said in front of him that we are your father, then this man, let your father and mother enjoy it together." Xiaoxiao's father and mother were actually standing beside Bai Wenlin, their eyes shining.
Bai Wenlin only felt nauseous in his stomach, and he didn't know if it was because of this group of people, or if the bowl of soup was fermented.
He still didn't panic at the moment, and asked Xiaoxiao: "Buddha master? Rejoicing Buddha? You are a member of Buddhism...... Approaching me just to infect me and make me a Buddhist? What exactly do you want to do? ”
Xiaoxiao's eyes widened in surprise.
"You know the Buddha of Joy!"
Sissi on the side rolled her eyes, "I know that our Buddha Master is normal." Now that the Jiuli Kingdom is about to be occupied by Buddhism, it only needs to solve the enemy of Buddhism before it can begin to expand towards Zhongzhou. ”
Xiaoxiao was stunned, snorted coldly, and her eyes fell on Bai Wenlin again.
"The people I brought back, I won't let you!"
At this time, Sissi and her "father", the "mother" in public stood up and played a round: "It's really not good, then let's ...... together"
Then, Sissi hugged her arms and squeezed out her plumpness.
"I'm fine. Let's see if Xiaoxiao is willing. ”
Xiaoxiao looked at the few people who were already standing in a camp on the opposite side, and had to bite her lip, "I'm going to be the first." ”
Sissi shrugged: "I'll let you go." Hehe...... I seriously doubt it now, let you seduce Bai Wenlin, you still seduce true feelings? ”
Xiaoxiao didn't bother to pay attention to him.
After discussing the results, a group of people began to clean up the room.
The tables and chairs were removed, the acacia incense peculiar to Buddhism was lit, and the two men prepared some strange props.
"Now, it's time to eat~"
Xiaoxiao licked her lips, slowly squatted down, and crawled towards Bai Wenlin step by step, and the rest of the people were also approaching the man who was tied up in the middle.
That's when it happened.
"Knock knock!"
There was a knock on the door.
"Get out!!" Sissi yelled unhappily at the door.
"Knock knock!"
But the knock on the door rang again.
Xiaoxiao and his "father" slowly stood up and swaggered towards them.
"I'm going to see who has the guts."
"Knowing that we have brought back the prey, we are about to complete the explanation of the Buddha, how can anyone disturb at this time?"
As soon as the door opened.
The soaking cold air suddenly poured into the room.
Immediately after, there seemed to be a flash of sword,
A head fell in with a grunt!
And it was only then that the body standing at the door fell backwards with a 'bang', making a heavy and dull sound.
Several people in the house let out a Buddha horn at the same time, and a golden cover suddenly enveloped the entire wooden house.
"Who is it?!"
A red corner of clothes was revealed at the door, and when several people were attracted by the corner of clothes, the red silk came out of the ground and instantly wrapped around several people! Sissi and Xiaoxiao dodge from the underworld.
'Mother' and 'Big Brother' were instantly tied up into red zongzi.
Oiran emerged from around the corner, still holding a mirror in his hand, looking at himself in intoxication.
He raised his eyes and glanced at Bai Wenlin, who was being bound, and covered one eye with some discomfort: "My wife has already discovered that you have an inhuman aura on your body, so let's follow you, tsk...... Am I here at the wrong time? ”
Bai Wenlin suddenly struggled and said his information loudly.
"They are the ones who rejoice in the Buddha, they want to infect me and attack the people in the village......"
The Oiran didn't listen to him at all, and his eyes swept over the few people who were waiting for him: "There are so many men and women in you, and in the flower building before me, such a scene is rare." ”
Xiaoxiao and the others immediately summoned the Buddha's dharma body.
"Kill him!! Can't let him bring the news back! ”
The Buddha of joy rejoices the Buddha, but the Dharma body is not really smiling, but angry.
As soon as the golden body came out, the Oiran dragged two red rice dumplings with red silk and ran away, and Sissi and Xiaoxiao immediately chased them out.
"Can't you just let me go first?"
Bai Wenlin lay on the ground, and suddenly saw Miss Kong's head hanging on the beam, and the black hair landed the head like a swing, and he said speechlessly: "I still wanted to help, but I didn't expect to have to wait for you to rescue." ”
After Miss Kong's head fell, her hands and feet also drilled out from one side, and she quickly assembled into a human form.
When untying Bai Wenlin, Bai Wenlin stared at Xiaoxiao's "father's" head for a long time.
"I don't feel anything about human women now, and I'm not as kind to ghosts." Bai Wenlin twisted his wrist that was tied red, and suddenly said, "Miss Kong, how about we conclude a yin marriage?" ”