Chapter 35: The King of the Strong Mouth
"Student Liu, I'm sorry, I don't mean anything else!"
I saw Liu Wenya's sad face, and her words were obviously bitter, and I quickly apologized to her.
It is said that every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, which is revealed from Liu Wenya.
"It's okay, Brother Jing." Liu Wenya squeezed out a smile for me: "I'm just complaining, I must be my father's daughter." ”
I didn't answer, and I didn't know how to proceed.
"Don't call me classmate Liu in the future, it looks rusty."
Before I knew it, the two of us had walked to the gate of the school, she took the schoolbag from my shoulder and said to me: "Ye Ting and I are the best friends, if you don't dislike it, you can call me an elegant sister." ”
I hurriedly said, "Sister Wenya, this title is too long, I'll call you Wenya." ”
Liu Wenya said okay, she waved to me and said goodnight, and walked into the school with her schoolbag on her back.
I looked at Liu Wenya's back as she drifted away, and I sighed for a while, feeling that Liu Wenya was not happy at all in her family.
In this world, there seems to be one more unhappy person!
Two days later, I received the computer I bought online and happily placed it in the guest room of the wedding room.
Han Xiaoyue's newlywed room has only three bedrooms and one living room, a master bedroom, a guest room that I have slept in a few times, and one more, Han Xiaoyue has always been closed, and even I don't know the use of this room.
Han Xiaoyue never opened this room in front of me, but I knew that Han Xiaoyue had used this room, and although I was curious, I never asked.
On that day, I studied hard in front of the computer, and repeatedly practiced the techniques given to me by the master, but there were always some key points that could not be integrated, and I knew that I was missing the notes and video USB flash drive that the master put in his hometown.
Using hacking technology, I found out where the master's hometown is located, which is a county under the provincial capital, more than 130 kilometers away from Xihe City.
It took less than a day to take the shuttle bus back and forth, including looking for items, and I decided in my heart that I had to use a reasonable time to ask Han Xiaoyue for a leave of absence and go to the master's hometown.
In the evening, I actually received a call from Zhou Wu, Brother Wu was calling from his mobile phone number, on the phone, Zhou Wu happily told me that he had been notified by his eldest brother and rushed back from other provinces.
Zhou Wu smiled and said that he wanted to see me, saying that if it weren't for me, he estimated that he was still hiding in Tibet with the crime of murder at this time.
Of course, I wanted to see Zhou Wu immediately, so I asked him where he was now?
At this time, Zhou Wu's mobile phone came from King Zheng's laughter: "Where else can he have this goods, just came back, he bought wine and food and ran to my ancestral store to drink, little brother, hurry up." ”
I hurriedly said that I would go over, hung up the phone and sent a WeChat message to Han Xiaoyue, saying that I was going to see Zhou Wu and King Zheng.
After the medical crime syndicate case, I talked to Han Xiaoyue about these two friends who helped me a lot, and Han Xiaoyue had a good impression of the two of them and did not object to me associating with them.
Han Xiaoyue quickly sent a message to me, telling me to drink less and go home early, if I don't go home, let me remember to tell her, she will lock the door of the house when she is home alone.
I went back to know it, and happily rushed to the urban village of the West Third Ring Road.
When I came to King Zheng's shop, I saw Zhou Wu shirtless, stepping on the bench with one foot, and standing with King Zheng who was sitting on the other foot.
"Brother, it's good if you're here, hurry up and guess the boxing for this guy for me, I always lose to him, I'm angry brother!"
Zhou Wu shouted at me and asked me to guess the fist with King Zheng, who was sitting as steady as a dog.
They were playing fifteen or twenty, judging from Zhou Wu's drunken state with a red face and a thick neck, he should have lost a lot.
King Zheng laughed, there was a lot of wine and food on his table, grabbed a piece of braised beef with his hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and asked me to be nosy, he had to drink Zhou Wu to death tonight.
I pulled out a stool and sat down with a smile, grabbed a bottle of beer and drank it, I helplessly spread my hand, and said to the puffed up Zhou Wu:
"Brother Wu, you also saw that Brother Zheng didn't allow me to help, and I was quite helpless."
Zhou Wu angrily told me to get out, but he wasn't really angry, he shouted at King Zheng: "Come on, come on, who is afraid of whom, Lao Tzu was careless just now, you can win Lao Tzu a few more times!" ”
King Zheng pointed his finger at Zhou Wu with disdain, and said that it was up to you, so angry that Zhou Wu's face was bruised.
The two guys, who were as strong as oxen, shouted loudly in front of me, as if they were fighting, and each guessed his fist.
But every time, Zhou Wu lost, and while punishing him for drinking, he also forced Lai Lai to King Zheng, and said that King Zheng was definitely cheating.
I laughed out loud.
King Zheng pointed at me and said to Zhou Wu Take a look, your brother laughs at you for being stupid, but your sister is slow to react, how can you complain about cheating.
As soon as Zhou Wu clenched his fists and threatened me not to laugh, I laughed even more unscrupulously.
Smiling and smiling, I stretched out my arm and hugged Zhou Wu tightly: "Brother Wu, welcome back!" ”
Zhou Wu also smiled, he was standing on one foot, reaching out and rubbing my head: "Brother, everything is silent, thank you for winning my turtle grandson on the other side!" ”
Hahaha......
I laughed loudly, and when I turned my head, King Zheng finally couldn't sit still, stood up and stared at Zhou Wu, and he asked Zhou Wu to say it again.
Zhou Wu said: "If you ask me to say it again, I will say it again, isn't that very shameless, Lao Tzu just doesn't say it anymore, you bite me?" ”
So, King Zheng really bitten, he rushed over and pressed Zhou Wu under him, opened his yellow teeth and bit Zhou Wu's left arm, so painful that Zhou Wu smashed King Zheng's back with his fist.
I sat on the sidelines, drinking and laughing, and watched, knowing that they were making a fuss.
After a while, the two big men sat back on their stools, panting, and smiled at each other.
Zhou Wu said: "I often mess with King Zheng like this, he is slightly less powerful than me, but he is slightly older than me, so I let him win." ”
King Zheng cut off: "My strength is slightly smaller than yours?" Zhou Wu, you rabbit cub, you are not afraid of giving birth to a son without an ass if you tell lies, I can beat your parents without knowing you with one finger. ”
I saw that the two brothers were blowing on their own again, so I carried the wine bottle and proposed that we blow it together, to see who drank faster and who was the king with the strongest mouth.
As a result, King Zheng and Zhou Wu each stretched out their fists and smashed them on my head, and they both said in unison: "We are the strongest king, and you are the strongest king!" ”
I covered my head and said yes, yes, to the laughter of both of them.
The atmosphere of drinking this night was very good, after three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, King Zheng was the first to get drunk and lay on his bed and fell asleep.
I sat outside the shop with Zhou Wuze, and I returned the jade pendant I was wearing to him, but Zhou Wu waved his hand and said that there was no need to return it, and asked me to wear it as a souvenir.
"Brother Wu, isn't this a jade pendant that is very important to you? I can't ask for it. "I then mentioned King Zheng's concern for this jade pendant, which led Zhou Wu to say that he didn't care about King Zheng.
Zhou Wu said that the jade pendant was really not important, he was fooled and spent 3,000 yuan to buy it, King Zheng thought it was a good thing after he knew it, and wanted to see it was rejected by Zhou Wu, and the two even fought.
Anyway, the two of them often fight!
Later, after Zhou Wu's appraisal, he learned that the jade pendant was fake, and he spent money to buy a loneliness, but he was reluctant to throw it away.
That day, he ran away to take refuge in the black coal kiln, and Zhou Wu felt that he was in the way with the jade pendant, so he handed it over to me.
"Brother Wu, you didn't lie to me, did you?" I held the jade pendant in my hand and said, "A gentleman doesn't take the favor of others, don't you want to fulfill me to say these words." ”
Zhou Wu opened his hand and gave me a look at the door: "You think too much, it's just a fake garbage, I'll fulfill your fart." ”
I stuck out my tongue and quickly put the jade pendant back on my neck.
Zhou Wu stretched out his hand and put his hand on my shoulder, and said to me heavily: "This time, thank you really for being with King Zheng." ”
I'm busy saying thank you, if you say thank you again, I'll guess with you and lose to you!
Zhou Wu smiled, took a big sip of wine, and chatted with me side by side about the past when we were together.
He didn't mention hiding in the black coal kiln this time, and I didn't ask.
This night, I drank with Zhou Wu until the early hours of the morning, and because of Han Xiaoyue's advice, I had to go home.
Zhou Wu didn't stop me, sent me out of the urban village, and he staggered back to King Zheng's shop.
I was walking alone on the way home, there were few people and cars in the Third Ring Road in the early morning, I was not drunk, and my mind was clear.
After walking for a while, I found a small yellow car at a three-way intersection, and was about to walk over to scan the code and ride away, but at this moment, I only heard a person's exclamation at the leftmost intersection of the three-way intersection:
"Someone, help!"
This man's voice, in the middle of the night when no one was around, gave me goosebumps all over my body in an instant.