Chapter 32: God Is a Pervert (Please)

"Naruto!"

Just as he was about to enter the Hokage Building, Naruto was suddenly stopped by someone, and when he looked back, he saw that it was the new generation of Pig, Deer and Butterfly.

The three of them stood outside the Hokage building, as if waiting for someone.

Shikamaru leaned against the wall and waved lazily at him, wearing the sassy fishing net liner and the same dead fish eyes on his face.

Ino stood aside with a somewhat uneasy expression, but Ding Ji was still the same, holding a bag of potato chips in his arms and clicking into his mouth.

"Why are you here?" Naruto was familiar with the three of them, and he didn't have any courtesy, reaching out to grab snacks from Dingji's bag of potato chips.

Click, Naruto took a bite, Shikamaru didn't look at Naruto, looked up at the sky and sighed.

"Asma has something to do temporarily, so we can only wait for him here."

After saying that, Shikamaru asked Naruto again.

"That's it, Naruto, you should know that, right?"

"Which one?"

"That guy who calls himself the god of ninjas, he said it twice, and the village was in chaos like this."

"Oh, that's it." Naruto scratched his head and said with a big smile, "I thought it was someone's prank!" ”

"The ability to make the whole village receive the news, how can it be an ordinary prank." Shikamaru grumbled, holding his head.

"It's Naruto, you're too sluggish."

"But the ninja god is conservatively estimated to be a super pervert, and he is talking about something like long legs, and some friend's sister or something."

"No one will believe it anyway, the kind of words that look like gibberish." Naruto said with a casual wave of his hand, then looked at Ding Ji.

Ding Ci raised his eyebrows, snapped the potato chips in one bite, and said Hanhan.

"The last slice of potato chips."

"Only someone like Naruto, you who don't know anything will not believe it." Shikamaru said, "The Hyuga clan is true. ”

"What's the matter?" Naruto asked, pretending not to know.

"It's ......"

"Shikamaru, Asma-sensei is out!" Ding Ci suddenly shouted.

"Naruto, then we'll talk about it next time, we're going to go first!" Shikamaru glanced in the direction of the Hokage Building, and sure enough, Asma had already come out.

So he waved his hand at Naruto and kept up with Dingji and Ino as they walked away.

Ino didn't speak to Naruto the whole time, and he didn't even look at him. Naruto didn't care, and when the three of them were gone, he turned around and entered the Hokage Building.

The building was in a mess, ninjas in the shadows, and ordinary ninjas walking around with various documents in their hands. Occasionally, they could be heard talking nervously about the words of the ninja god, and occasionally two words like Hinata could be heard.

Naruto tilted his head and whispered upstairs to pick up a D-class mission in the mission hall. Kakashi punished him for completing twenty D-rank missions, none of which could return to Class Seven until then.

The D-class mission was not very difficult, and while Naruto was going up the stairs and thinking about what today's D-class mission would be, he suddenly heard a loud curse from someone coming downstairs.

"The above let me check it out in one day, let me check where to check! That damn ninja god, if he falls into my hands, I will torture him fiercely! ”

The scarred strong man Mori Noi Biki went downstairs with his subordinates from the torture department, just in time to pass Naruto who was going upstairs.

"It's scary." Naruto shuddered for a while, and his heart was even more determined that he must not be caught as evidence that he is the god of ninjas.

He was even more deeply jealous of the head of the torture department, Mori Nai Biki, not how strong Mori Nai Biki was, but this man! A real pervert!

A big black man of more than one meter and eight meters, in the island country film, he is the role of a strong neighbor who moved in, but in private he is a shaky m.

His torture technique not only tortures the enemy, but also tortures himself.

Damn, Naruto was scared just thinking about it. A strong man had a smug and painful look on his face, and it was better to kill him with such spicy eyes.

"This is the quest scroll, please take it." The staff in the mission hall handed over the task to Naruto with a good attitude.

"Hmm."

Naruto walked out of the Hokage building and opened the quest scroll, which was tasked with picking up trash.

Where does Konoha get so much garbage to pick up!

After struggling for a while, Naruto reluctantly embarked on the road of picking up garbage. In August, under the scorching sun, Naruto stopped eating after a while.

He hid in the shade of a tree, stared blankly at the blue sky, and after a while threw down the garbage bag in his hand and left alone.

"Ahh Refreshing! Naruto bought two ice cream sticks from a convenience store and left in style to the boss's suspicious gaze.

Out of the door, the heat suddenly swept in.

Some Naruto, who had nothing to do, simply squatted in front of the convenience store and ate two ice creams, making the bear child next to him cry.

Naruto turned his head to look at the four children who were standing in the sun with tanned eyes, and glanced at their dirty clothes, his eyes rolling slightly.

"Come here."

looked at the yellow hair who ate two expensive ice creams and beckoned to them, confirming that he was calling them, and they were even more You look at me and I look at you.

In the end, he was attracted by Naruto's appearance of licking two ice creams with one hand.

"Do you want to eat it?" Naruto shook the ice cream in his hand.

The four children were not a few years younger than Naruto, three boys and one girl, who looked only eight or nine years old, and their hair and clothes were a little sloppy.

It takes almost no guesswork to know the identity of this group, Konoha orphans.

"Yes." The boy in the lead said.

"I can treat each of you to ice cream, but you have to answer me a question." Naruto said.

The children hesitated, then nodded one after another.

Naruto squinted at the four of them, wondering if there would be some kind of orphanage protagonist among these orphans?

"What's the next sentence that doesn't change?"

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The four children looked at each other, and none of them knew the answer.

Seeing that no one answered, Naruto looked disappointed, but he still re-entered the store and bought five ice creams, one for each of the people present.

The four children squatted in front of the store with Naruto, licking the ice cream without any image.

"Do you want to eat ice cream every day?"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"Yes."

Four pairs of bright eyes stared at Naruto in unison, and Naruto smiled and looked at them and said.

"Then you'll have to do me a favor."

The orange sunset was slanting, and Naruto was lying in a hammock, and an eight-year-old girl was standing next to him, fanning him for a while.

The three boys were sweating profusely with garbage bags running in Naruto's direction, shouting with joy.

"Boss, it's all over!"