Chapter 40: My Lord! Eat poop!
At this time, Thor's state is similar to the time Stark was locked up in the terrorist cave, I can't say how comfortable it is, I can only say that every second is torture.
Think about it, in a society where there are no producers, everyone only needs to indulge their desires to live, and of course the greatest desire of the Asgardians is to fight. This has to be a higher social state on the other side, or how developed their productive capacity must be to do this. Anyway, as far as the Earth is concerned, it is estimated that it will not reach this state for another 10,000 years.
There is no doubt that Asgardian is a society full of happiness and no disasters, with unlimited material supplies, and spiritually their god-king Odin, and those Asgardians are indeed happy when the material and spiritual are satisfied.
In comparison, the earth is a kind of poor and remote land, so it is not so appropriate to describe Thor as a prince of the kingdom in an orc town, he should be a little more miserable.
Unfortunately, all he could have now was two glasses of draft beer for one dollar, and only two glasses, because the woman named Jane only paid two cents, so when Saul finished his drink, he smashed the glass on the ground and tried to ask the angry bar owner for another drink, but the angry owner yelled at the guy and kicked him out.
In fact, this guy is not convinced, according to Asgardian custom, smashing wine glasses is a compliment to the bar owner, and the latter is not happy, forget it, and kick the guests out, isn't this bullying honest people!
What happens when both parties feel justified and feel that they are victims? This is Texas, where 80 percent of the people are still in the stage of intellectual development, and it cannot be called barbaric, but can only be said to be the little Soviet Union. The temper is not good at all, and the old fists on both poles are light, and even more so, they directly take out other revolvers and pounds two shots behind their waists.
No, in the case of the bar guys fighting four and one, and being counter-killed by Thor, who was a head taller than everyone, the boss finally couldn't stand it anymore, and took out two revolver pounds from behind his waist to stop Thor who was still attacking the third.
"Bastard! Stop it! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu shot you! "His first two shots were fired at the sky, mainly because there is a sheriff in the town, and he is a bar owner, belonging to the camp of capitalists with fixed assets. If it had been when the boss was young, Thor would have had two more holes in his body.
As soon as Sol shook off his blue nose and swollen face, he killed Lu Zhishen in the town of Kansai with three punches, and roared at the boss: "If you want to fight, you will fight!" ”
As soon as the boss saw this situation, he directly aimed the gun at Thor's head, at this time, if he coaxed him, then he would not be able to mix in this area, he could only say that the guy on the other side was looking for death by himself, and he didn't talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes at all!
"Boy! Now get out of here, I'll act like nothing happened! "The boss still decided to give Saul a chance, after all, he was reluctant to have such a big family business.
"What nonsense!" Thor, who turned into an irascible old brother, flew directly towards the boss and kicked the boss.
Pound!
Gunshots rang out.
Thor kicked the boss to the ground, and he didn't have anything to do, and looked at the boss's gun-wielding hand to find that the revolver was gone.
He turned his head to look behind him, and Coulson, who had changed into a black suit, was standing unplayed, holding the gun with his arms raised and not yet lowered.
is different from the previous warm appearance, the serious Coulson has a murderous face, like the kind of killer in the movie who kills without saying a word, of course, with his marksmanship of shooting the opposite pistol without hurting people, being a killer is not much worse.
He took the pistol to the back of his waist in one hand, then pulled open the side of his jacket and pulled out a document with three gold letters printed on it, FBI.
"The FBI does business! Leave everyone who has nothing to do with it! ”
As we all know, the FBI is a notoriously violent law enforcement department, and it is also a well-known backbiter. No matter who you are, as long as you pretend to be an official identity, you will take out a fake FBI certificate, which leads to the real FBI reputation, like any kind of monster or monster. As long as something big happens, the FBI will come out and take the blame. But because the FBI is so famous, his fake documents are really easy to use, as long as the documents are flashed, whether they are true or not, most ordinary people subconsciously have to bow their heads three points.
The current situation is like this, the people watching the excitement in the bar are all bluffed by Coulson, and they line up to walk out of the tavern one by one, of course, not necessarily to bluff, or simply to escape the account.
When the bar was empty, Coulson walked up to the boss and pulled out a thick Franklin smash it, slapping it on the bar like a slap in the boss's heart.
"I've got a bar for today, can you make room for us?"
He took the papers in his arms and looked at the bar owner.
The latter's expression is a good interpretation of Chekov's "Chameleon" in the role of the patrol policeman Ochulov, this guy's Sichuan face change is called a unique skill, seeing the wind and making the rudder, Wei Xiaobao is willing to bow to the wind when he sees it.
The boss took Franklin, bowed to Coulson, raised his hand, and withdrew from the bar with his four younger brothers, closing the door by the way.
Don't say anything about the temperament of a Texas man, can that thing be eaten as a meal? Do you really think that so the bar owner is the kind of tough guy in the movie who doesn't change his face in the face of bullets? In fact, this is the normal reaction of adults like the bar owner, don't feel humiliated, this money is at least a month's income of the bar, even if the money is sent to the younger brothers, isn't it fragrant? Can cheekiness make the little brother happy all night?
Of course, this trick is not good for stunned young people, especially the kind of young people who look non-mainstream, Coulson has another way to deal with this kind of person, that is, a shuttle of bullets swept over. This is a basic skill of an agent, so I won't explain it here.
"Who are you?" Thor frowned and looked at Coulson, who didn't thank Coulson for saving his life, even though the bullet didn't necessarily kill him. Thor was a little angry at Coulson for ruining his battle at this time, don't ask, it's Asgardian psychosis if you ask.
Coulson took out another document from his arms, but this time he didn't open it, "S.H.I.E.L.D. seventh-level agent, Coulson Phil, Mr. Thor, there are some things we want to ask you!" ”
Salton's eyes widened and he reached out and grabbed Coulson's collar with his big hand, "You're the bastard who snatched Jane's notebook?" ”
Coulson's first thought was not that Thor grabbed his collar as a faux pas, but that his subordinates didn't report this matter to him, he just came to this place, he was not familiar with the place, and his subordinates were so unreliable, and he had to rectify it when he went back. Either how can you say that someone is the second-in-command of S.H.I.E.L.D., just this work attitude, you can't accept it!
"Excuse me! This may be a mistake on the part of our agents, so I'll give you an explanation later! Coulson said a panacea answer, and stopped the responsibility first, he had come to ask Thor for questioning, not to talk about some broken notebook.
Seeing that this agent was much more polite to the agents he had seen before, Thor was embarrassed to pull someone's collar, so he let go of Coulson, reached out and wiped it on his pants, and said stiffly: "You know each other!" ”
Seeing that Thor was starting to talk well, Coulson thought about striking while the iron was hot and quickly tricking the big guy back so that Caesar could see what was strange.
However, the sky was unforeseen, and the door of the bar was pushed open, and a sassy figure and yellow hair walked in front of the two.
Marker boots, skinny jeans, close-fitting shirts, small jackets, at first glance he looks like a neat man.
Jane Foster stood in front of Coulson, protecting Thor with one hand, looking like she was protecting food, "Who are you?" Why is it here? What to do with Thor? ”
A triple question, Coulson's face was black.
But the target he wants to deceive is still here, and it is not easy to use strong, in fact, he wanted to use strong at first, but Caesar told him that Thor may be the owner of the hammer, in case you use the strong one, and the small universe of others is stimulated, and then the corners of people's mouths are crooked, and the energy in the hammer is enough to evaporate this town, can you stop it? Coulson's best thing is to listen to people's persuasion, so until now he has been kind to persuade him, not to bring it to you!
"Well, this lady, I'm Coulson Phil, an agent from S.H.I.E.L.D., and we're here mainly for the hammer outside town, and I'm here to find Thor to find out what the situation is."
"Didn't you know about it before? And snatched my notebook! ”
It turns out that yours is the Jane in Saul's mouth! Coulson suddenly thought of something, and asked tentatively, "Why don't you go with Thor?" ”
"Of course!" Jane agreed, completely ignoring the opinion of the client, Thor.
The latter is also like a poop ear, listening to Jane's words honestly.
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In the base outside of town.
Caesar was on the line with a black-clad agent with a bow and arrow, watching the latter hold the bow and arrow and not let go, and faintly aimed at himself, it didn't look like a good stubble.
This is none other than the famous Hawkeye, Clint Barton.
However, he was very nervous at this time, after all, facing a giant creature six meters tall, even if it was a conversation, it was terrifying.
"Brother Agent, what age is this, you still play with bows and arrows? Is it bad to take a big sniper? Caesar called Coulson as he remembered.
My lord! Eat poop! Caesar thought.
Barton's lips tightened, and he casually shot an arrow into the sky, and the arrow flew through the skylight into the sky, and exploded into a large fireball ten meters in diameter.
Times have changed, but not completely! That's what Patton's arrow probably means.
Caesar:.......
Even though I'm not good at physics and chemistry, I also know that that little arrow can't hold so many explosives, it's a plug-in! Explosive arrows or something, it's not something that only exists in games!
"It's because I'm shallow!" Caesar sighed and said that he had not added to the world.