Chapter Forty-Three: The Feast of the Hung Gate?
"What are you going to do?" Coulson asked.
Caesar asked curiously: "It stands to reason that you are the person in charge of this base, right, why do you ask me?" ”
Coulson's face grew: "I'm just here for a vacation, by the way, to be your staff officer." ”
"Is that spying on me?"
Coulson didn't make a sound, and it was a tacit acquiescence.
Caesar can also understand, after all, if a monster like himself is really released without restraint, it is irresponsible to everyone. Compared to the kind of sneaky peeping in the middle of nowhere, Caesar felt that Coulson's upright and bright surveillance was much more comfortable.
"Since you asked, then I will reluctantly tell you three strategies." Caesar raised three claws.
Coulson subconsciously questioned whether Caesar was bragging, but when he thought that this thing was a university professor and had a doctorate before he became this big guy, he immediately trusted him a little. That's the power of knowledge! A degree doesn't mean wisdom, but it at least proves that you're not a brainless man.
Caesar smiled slightly, laughing at Nick Fury's intellect and laughing at Coulson's unresourcefulness. "Treat, behead, accept as a dog!" This is a plan set by Caesar's master's family, because this is Caesar's territory, with the endorsement of S.H.I.E.L.D., and it will be okay to take a nuclear bomb to level this place. That's why Caesar had the confidence to come up with three strategies.
Coulson thought for a moment, and found that these three plans really made sense. So he asked, "Then should we?" ”
"It's a mule or a horse-drawn horse, go out for a walk, treat yourself first, and try the depth of the opposite side. If it can be recovered, it will be accepted as a dog, and S.H.I.E.L.D. will have a few more alien thugs from now on, as well as internal responses. ”
"And what if they don't want to?"
"The strength is too strong to give in, so don't you behead it, don't you cut the grass and eradicate the roots, and wait for the Asgardian army to attack?"
"High!"
"I'll teach you what the Hongmen Banquet is today!"
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On the Gobi Desert, Sif Schiv, Hogan, and Vandal looked at the endless desert, looked up at the sky, and the straight-hearted Hogan scolded directly: "Damn Heimdall!" Must have teleported us to the wrong place again! ”
Vandal gave the brute, who had a quarter of dwarven blood, an ear scraper, "Shut up! Master Heimdall is also something you can scold? I don't know if his old man is dizzy and senile, but his ears are good? Do you want to be put in small shoes? ”
Hogan rolled his eyes at the latter, thinking to himself that you weren't much better.
Heimdall listening to the Nine Realms: 。。。。。。。 Next time Lao Tzu doesn't let your head into his ass, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Fan!
Sifu stopped the two fingers of Sang scolding Huai's more and more energetic bastard, frowned and said solemnly: "Shut up!" Forgot what we're here for? Is Thor still waiting for our help? We have to tell him the truth, or the throne will be snatched by Loki! Have you forgotten how you guys bullied Loki before? ”
Think about Loki's ruthless temperament when he was a child, the two of them shivered together, whoever is the king of Asgard is good, it can't be Loki, otherwise they will be finished!
Just as the three of them were frowning and thinking about how to find their Asgardian fugitive prince, a man in a suit with a smirk came up to them and solved their confusion.
Coulson, who came by SUV, stood not far from the three of them, stretched out his hands to show that he was not a threat, and then slowly approached the three people, and in the curious looks of the three people, he slowly explained: "Hello! Three warriors from Asgard! ”
Because he didn't know what their customs were, Coulson didn't do anything, but just said such a sentence, because he was afraid that he would offend people by casually greeting them.
"You are?" Van Dahl, the brainchild of the three, asked.
When Coulson heard this, there was a possibility of communication, so he pulled his collar and cleared his throat, it was time for me to perform.
"Hello! I'm the person in charge of this place. As he spoke, he pointed to the endless Gobi Desert behind him, anyway, there is no one in this place, and no one should object to it if he says it is his own, right?
"A few days ago your prince, Mr. Thor, came to my domain and received our warm hospitality."
Hearing that Coulson knew Thor's whereabouts, the three of them hurriedly surrounded Coulson, and Sif asked anxiously, "Do you know Thor's whereabouts?" Take us there? When we find Thor, we will report your merits to your king, and we will not disappoint you. ”
It's not a loss to the princess, the flatbread came as soon as he opened his mouth, and stuffed Coulson in the face.
Thinking of his "king" of black braised eggs, Coulson felt that it was better to be free, otherwise his workload would increase again.
"Thank you so much! I can see that you are in a hurry, why don't you take you to Thor now? Coulson said with a smile.
Although Siv could sense that something was wrong, he still kept it to the bottom of his heart for Saul's saul. At this time, Thor is the most important, no time can be wasted, Loki may ascend the throne at any time, and it is risky to go back a second late.
"Good! Take us there! ”
Hearing Sif agree, Hogan couldn't wait to get into Coulson's SUV, excitedly touched the body, and asked the agent in the driver's seat, "Is this your horse?" How strange! ”
Hawkeye, that is, Clint Barton looked at the deceived stunned resentment with pity and nodded.
Let Hawkeye drive for Coulson not because there is no one in the base, but to protect his safety, because Hawkeye is the most powerful existence in the entire base, in order to ensure that Coulson will die without saying a word, he was sent to this post as a bodyguard.
Driving all the way, Coulson found through careful observation that Hogan was the brute who only knew how to move his muscles, and Sif was now full of Thor, so there was nothing to worry about, only the Van Dahl with a sword, who was constantly on guard and was the only one of the three with an IQ online.
Coulson observed for a while, and began to pull out his phone and text Caesar, reporting on the situation of the three of them.
"What are you doing?" Van Dahl asked, watching Coulson snap his phone.
"My girlfriend! She's a very pestering guy, you know! There can be no separation for a moment. Coulson held up his phone and shook the screen at him.
Vandal didn't know what the phone was for, but looking at Coulson's frank appearance, he didn't doubt it. Of course, he was confident in his own strength, believing that the backward races of these wild lands could not hurt them. If you have a pistol in your hand, you will definitely look down on a monkey who drills wood for fire.
As for this way of transmitting sound for thousands of miles, they in Asgard all use magic.
Caesar looked at the big screen in front of him, listening to a room of intelligence analysts' analysis of the Asgardian trio, and wondered what form the banquet should take. Just as Van Dahl is confident in his own strength, Caesar is also confident in his own strength, he has observed Thor's body structure, even if it is the average Asgardian physique, Caesar is confident that he can withstand them all in one dozen or three, is it really because he only added strength to become a dragon? Now he has released his words and spirits to judge ten or eight without breathing, and this is the benefit of not being a person!
"Hey! Baby! How's it going over there? Caesar asked towards the communicator.
On the other side, Ida Grace frowned in disgust, tapped her headphones, and warned, "Mr. Caesar! If you're calling me baby, I'll report it to the Commissioner for sexual harassment! ”
She's a pervert, yes! But only for normal human male perverts! A dragon is too much for her!
"Alright! Miss Grace, how are you doing over there? Did the White Rabbit run away? ”
Grace looked at Thor who was walking around excitedly in the bar, and covered her headset to report: "Not yet, but soon, his little girlfriend is going to take him to drive to the Gobi Desert to find someone." ”
"See if you can get mixed into their car, remember to report if there is a situation, come on!"
“。。。。。。” As soon as I thought that this good-sounding boy was opposite the head dragon Grace, I felt like an ant crawling again.
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"Is Thor in there?" Sif asked, pointing to the black base that looked like a hill.
"Yes!"
The trio followed Coulson to the base, where Hawkeye Button quietly walked to the watchtower with his bow.
There was no one at the base except heavily armed combatants, and Coulson had evacuated the non-combatants an hour earlier when Caesar had planned the feast. As for this base? If it's demolished, it's dismantled, and it's not worth a few dollars anyway.
Nick Fury: 。。。。。。。 Lao Tzu should take all of you dogs who don't know the cost of firewood, rice, oil, and salt to feed Stalin!
"Oh my God! That's Myonyor! Thor never leaves his hand, how can he be here, Thor? When Sif saw Thor's hammer, he jerked around and grabbed Coulson and asked.
Coulson felt like his wrist was about to be scratched by this, and he couldn't help but cry out, "Miss Siff! Calm down! Calm down! Thor is fine! He is the prince of Asgard, and who can hurt him! ”
Vandal struck the sword directly at Coulson's neck, glared at him and asked, "Something is wrong!" Bastard! It's so quiet here! Say! Where did you hide Thor? Why is his hammer here! ”
Coulson couldn't run away when he was caught with one hand, isn't this a good Hongmen banquet? How did you make a script for going to the meeting alone? I didn't even have a knife with me! Coulson vaguely rolled his eyes at where Caesar was, come out and save the scene! If I don't come out, I'll be gone!
As if sensing Coulson's cry for help, Caesar slowly stepped out of the dark passage opposite, and the heavy footsteps gave the three of them a huge sense of oppression, and when they heard that the opposite side was a heavyweight.
"Put down Coulson!"