"Hello, is this Lady Elizabeth?"

"Yes, may I ask who you are?"

"This is the Miermi Police Department, the third substation, located at No. 13 Pu'er Street, your husband Mr. Caesar was arrested for gathering a crowd to take drugs and was naked, can you come to the police station to pay the fine?"

"Well, of course, of course, I mean no problem!"

"Please calm down, nine times out of ten the unsatisfactory in life, the future is always full of brightness."

"Thank you. Officer, you are really sweet! ”

"Goodbye!"

Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot ~~~

The busy tone of the phone came.

Caesar found that this broken police station was really rubbish, not only the bed garbage, but also the walls, and there was no sound insulation effect at all, because he had just heard the call between the female police officer and Elizabeth word for word, and the public execution belonged to yes.

When the female police officer came to Caesar with a smile and told him that everything was OK, he couldn't tell for a moment whether the goods had fallen into the trap or added fuel to the fire.

What could Caesar do, he could only say yes, yes, yes!

When you meet people, you say yes, yes, yes, and the bridge is covered with a small quilt. wiped tears from the small quilt, and said yes, yes, yes.

"Thank you! Miss Officer! Elizabeth, dressed like a celebrity, smiled and shook the female officer's hand.

The latter glared at Caesar who was wrapped in a sheet viciously, and then persuaded her bitterly: "I really don't know how a person like you can take a fancy to such a guy!" What handle do you have in his hands? ”

"No, we really love each other!" Elizabeth explained to Caesar with a smile.

Seeing what the female police officer wanted to say, Elizabeth explained in embarrassment: "I still have some arrangements for the afternoon, so I don't have a lot of time, can you please hurry up?" ”

The female police officer didn't say much, fished out Caesar to sign and draw, and after a series of operations, the naked Caesar got into the car.

The sheet was from the detention center, and it couldn't be taken out without permission, and it happened that there were no clothes in the police station.

Looking at the female police officer's vicious eyes, Caesar felt that this happened to be a bit too coincidental.

In the car

In the driver's seat is a dressed Elizabeth, and in the passenger seat is a naked Caesar.

Caesar: "I said I wasn't on drugs or running naked, do you believe me?" ”

Elizabeth glanced at little Caesar and raised her eyebrows at him, the meaning was self-evident, I don't believe it!

Caesar: "OK! I can explain that it is so. In Texas, I was hammered to death by a guy with a hammer, and then I went into the underworld to negotiate with a girl called Death, and finally with my excellent eloquence she brought me back to life, and I woke up at the naked party, and I couldn't explain that crazy woman cop didn't believe it! And said I was on drugs! ”

Elizabeth: "What you say sounds like a drug!" ”

She pulled a lady's cigarette from the storage box, took one out of her mouth, and lit it.

Red nails, pale skin, red lips, and lit cigarettes combine to create a seductive and seductive picture.

She took a deep breath and made waves in her chest. Then he said in a smooth voice that was desperately suppressing his excitement: "You know what? ”

"The UK is 6,000 kilometers away, and I flew for more than seven hours to get here."

"I don't care if you're on drugs or not, running naked, you know, I don't care about that."

"What I care about is that if you haven't been arrested by the police, you won't be going to contact me!"

Elizabeth slammed on the brakes, and the car squeaked to a stop, leaving two black tire marks on the road, and stopped next to the road.

"Caesar! You can't think of me like your former one-night stand! You can't! You can't just throw me away! ”

Elizabeth crushed the cigarette in her fingertips, her eyes that were green like gems turned blood-red, her nails swelled an inch, and Caesar didn't think there was anything wrong with this thing slitting her neck.

"Caesar! You can't do that to me!! She grabbed Caesar by the neck and leaned close to his neck with a bloodthirsty look.

What to do about the fact that my girlfriend is blackened.

Words such as rooftop, Chengge, headless horseman, and wood knife flashed through Caesar's head.

Sharp nails pierced Caesar's neck, and the blood left red marks on his skin and landed on the saddle.

"I swear! I've never had the idea of throwing you up! Caesar swore that his eyes were fixed on Elizabeth's eyes without blinking, and he swore that he had never been so nervous even when he was forced to ask about his mentor's daughter.

"If you don't believe me, put your hand into my body and see what my heart looks like!" Caesar's fearless confession.

Elizabeth let go of the hand holding Caesar's neck, her face was a little hesitant, seeing this Caesar was busy hitting the railroad while it was hot: "Honey, I am not the same person I used to be, you can see the changes in me." What I said is true, if I dare to lie to you, then let God kill me with thunder and lightning! ”

"Really?"

"Really, don't believe me, look below."

Elizabeth looked down, and little Caesar held his head high.

"Huh! You bastard! ”

After a while, the car on the side of the road shook.

When Caesar opened his eyes again, it was already the next day, and he saw the white sheets, the blue ceiling, and the little nurse in a white uniform, "Are you awake?" The nurse's expression was very like, her husband died yesterday and wanted to take a leave of absence for a few days, but the boss did not agree, so she had to go to work. Caesar felt like he was the cockroach that had been filthy all the time.

If only this nurse could look better, not with freckles.

With the suffocating smell of disinfectant water, Caesar struggled to sit up, but found that his body was like a piece of paper that had been put together for nine pieces and nine free mail, and he did not listen to the call.

"Uh, what's wrong with me?" Caesar asked the little nurse beside him with some horror, this situation is like a paralyzed vegetative person!

The little nurse was expressionless, "Do you remember what happened yesterday?" ”

Caesar reminisced and found that there was nothing in his memory but Elizabeth, and there was no reason for his own hospitalization.

The nurse pointed to his neck, "Yesterday you guys were so hilarious, your neck was poked a few times by your little girlfriend, and I heard that you were almost dead when you were sent here." What posture do you play? Can you teach me? ”

Caesar immediately remembered that Elizabeth had pinched a few holes in his neck, and then they didn't take this to heart, because these wounds, which could only be said to have broken the epidermis, would not be brought to the hospital.

The nurse continued: "Your symptoms were anemia when you arrived, and I was curious, what exactly did you do? Could it be that your girlfriend is a vampire? ”

Caesar:???? Prophet?!! Knives! Knives!

At this time, Elizabeth, who was carrying a bag of fruit, happened to push the door in, and from her slightly embarrassed expression, it was clear that she heard the nurse's words, and the latter said basically the truth.

Elizabeth, who had forgotten her feelings last night, took a deep breath on Caesar's neck, almost sucking herself into a surviv, a vampire, a man, and a wife.

Hearing this, Caesar was already in a black line, and the good guy finally survived and was almost sent away by this ruined girl.

"Can you give us a little bit of personal space?" Elizabeth smiled an elegant, but not polite, smile.

The nurse adjusted the mechanism connected to Caesar a few times, then twisted her waist and walked out of the room, not forgetting to turn her head to give Caesar a lewd smile, and then stared at Elizabeth's back, who knows why she was a female nurse who could laugh so lewdly.

The girl never held a shelf in front of Caesar, and Elizabeth then took an apple out of the bag and rubbed it with her hand, so rudeness that the diamond-encrusted nail polish on her hand fell in price.

She took a bite and shook it in front of Caesar, "Eat?" ”

Caesar rolled his eyes and said angrily, "No appetite!" ”

Elizabeth grinned in front of Caesar, pecked him on the mouth, and explained, "Don't be angry! I didn't know you were an ordinary person now! ”

Poor Caesar can't move now, so he can only hum and eat, "The children of Nancun bullied me for being old and powerless, and openly carried me into the bamboo." ”

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing, why do you dislike me now that I'm an ordinary person?"

Hearing this, Elizabeth jumped and sat on the edge of Caesar's bed, holding an apple in one hand and nibbling it in her mouth, pinching a lotus flower in the other hand and pointing at Caesar's chest, "You are a human being, it makes no difference to me if you are a monster, what I like is Caesar." But you really didn't do it last night, and I was moving in the later stage! ”

Caesar:.... Is it possible? Let's just say, I was sucked up by you at that time, and I couldn't move??

If it weren't for Nick Fury's big boiled egg entering the hospital room without permission, Caesar would rather flirt with Elizabeth in bed all day.

Every minute and every second of being a man makes him wonderful, even if it is easy to die at the hands of Elizabeth.

Caesar suspects that Nick Fury has a wardrobe of black fur coats and a jacket, because every time he sees this guy, he goes back and forth.

The latter was more like the master of this ward than Caesar, and he glanced at Elizabeth as if he was arrogant, and noticed, it was a real look! Push the latter away. I don't know if she has watched too many movies, and she doesn't even look at Caesar, so she thinks he wants to talk to this Brother Ni.

Neither of them acted without Caesar's consent, but he didn't even have the strength to sit up! This terrible feeling made him feel aggrieved.

"Why are you so ghostly? Can't you be a director? Silently withdrawing from my life? "Caesar has the taste of the heroine of the classic eight-and-a-half family bitter drama in one mouth.

"Then you'll have to wait until you've made a mess of you, wouldn't you mind sharing your magical journey of the year with me?" Nick Fury is as strong as ever.

"What a mess? What year? I remember I had only been gone for less than a day! Caesar exclaimed, although he had heard Elizabeth say it yesterday, he was too cool to pay attention.

"That's a lot!"