Chapter 318: On the way, sure enough, Hongdou is a stupid woman
"So early? Don't say hello to your little girlfriend before leaving? Azuki yawned and held the task scroll in his hand, as if he was preparing to go through the formalities.
It could have been done yesterday afternoon, but she was absent from work yesterday, so she had to get up early in the morning and go to the Hokage Building to go through the formalities.
Suddenly I saw that Naruto had also gotten up early in the morning, and I couldn't help but feel a little strange.
"Which one do you ask?"
Azuki: "You're damned, Naruto Uzumaki. ”
"Just kidding, where do I have a little girlfriend now?" Naruto waved his hand, "Alright, call me after the formalities are completed, I'll catch up on sleep in the lounge." ”
"You go to die, the old lady didn't sleep!" Azuki picked Naruto up, "Let's go, let's go!" ”
"Eh, there's no need to be fair about this kind of thing, right?"
"A must!"
"I've heard that older people have small hearts."
"Shut up!"
Azuki has not yet reached thirty, but after meeting Naruto in the past few days, he has repeatedly received information about thirty. The whole person also became a little nervous, and the pressure of Ben San came to his face.
When I got up early in the morning, I deliberately looked at the mirror for a long time, and I didn't even dare to eat more meatballs in the morning, so I drank a bowl of porridge for the first time. She doesn't care anymore and doesn't want to be an old woman.
It seems that women all have similar distress in this area and do not want to be ravaged by time.
The old man in the mission hall saw Naruto coming again, and he immediately cheered up. Hongdou didn't even queue up for the formalities, and went straight to the queue.
"Do you have the old man's handle in your hands?" After the red bean completed the formalities, he was obviously a little incredulous, and pulled Naruto over and asked in a low voice.
"No, I don't have that kind of spare time." Naruto denied it outright.
"Then why did he see you like a ghost when he saw you?" Red Bean wondered.
"Who knows? Let's go, go early and come back early. He said impatiently.
That being said, not long after the two of them left the village, they found a place to rest. It was an inn in the Land of Fire, and it was said that it was a nap, and I slept until dusk.
When I woke up, it was already sunset.
The two met at the door of the room, looking at each other, each with their own sluggishness. The long sunset shot into the corridor, giving the two of them a layer of gold edge.
looked at each other without saying a word, and with a slam of tacit understanding, they both closed the door and continued to sleep. Two lazy people do tasks together, and sure enough, nothing good happens.
At night, they sit at the table and eat in silence.
"Sure enough, it's not a good time to travel at night." Hongdou put down his chopsticks and said.
"Yes, yes." Naruto echoed, unable to eat hot tofu in a hurry.
Anyway, the mission of the Land of Rain is just a pretense, as long as the Land of Fire can unseal the curse of the red bean, the state of the red bean is the most important.
Although he said that it didn't matter to an old woman like Red Bean, after all, he was one of the few friends he could trust, and it was impossible not to care.
Once the risk arises from the unblocking, he will still keep the red beans as soon as possible. Hongdou is also clear about this, otherwise he would not agree at will.
After all, it is the big snake pill that is her psychological shadow, and it is far less easy to face it than she says. Azuki just didn't want Naruto to be burdened, so he pretended to be fine.
Fortunately, Naruto didn't mention the curse mark either, and what was said at the dinner table was some inconsequential trivialities. Not long after, they went back to their rooms to rest.
The next day, it was dawn.
Naruto washed up as usual, and the two sat down for breakfast after they met. The red beans were a little listless, fiddling with the thick porridge in the bowl.
"What are you doing?" He frowned.
"I didn't sleep well, and sure enough, I slept too long in the afternoon and then couldn't sleep at night." Red Bean complained.
"There's something wrong, so aren't you asleep too?"
"Hey, guess how I fell asleep?"
Naruto: "."
The old woman has been single for a long time, and although the two are about the same mental age, he will be a few years younger than the red bean, and he will live again as a child in this world for six years.
The only difference is that the red beans grow okay, but the brain is empty. Except for doing tasks and experience online, the rest of the time is an idiot.
Stupid red beans, vegetable and idiot.
In the early stage, I still like to mature, but my mind is full of secondary two. Obviously looks serious, but it's not sexy to wear through black silk, but it's a little scary.
Well. Except for the red nail polish barely strongly.
People only remember things that are impressive, or that are in stark contrast. He was deeply impressed by the bright red at the ends of the snow-white feet exposed in the red bean's house.
Like Marilyn Monroe, a single action can be remembered for decades.
Therefore, it is true that red beans are not feminine, but it is also true that the feet are good-looking. The two are not in conflict, and when they are mixed together, they are still a stupid woman.
"Let's almost hurry, just leave the territory of the Fire Nation, right?" Red Bean got up with a yawn and settled his room bill first.
"Yes."
I hurried until noon, and ate a little dry food. Rest in the shade of the trees, summer has not yet arrived, and the weather is not too hot.
"The resurrection Orochimaru you said last time, how exactly is it resurrected?" On the way, Red Bean asked out loud.
"Well, from the curse mark on your neck, something will probably spit out after it is unsealed, and then Orochimaru will come out of it." Naruto replied casually.
"Snakes?" Hongdou trembled, "I remembered that you said this, there is a ninjutsu that most likely refers to the reincarnation of a snake." ”
"The big snake spits out a person from its mouth, it's disgusting."
Hearing this, Naruto was a little speechless, "Didn't you also learn your ninjutsu from Orochimaru?" Half and half, Snake Queen. ”
"Snake Queen?" Red Bean leaned over, looked at him and asked suspiciously, "You also know Snake Hime?" ”
"I don't know, I'm just complaining about you." Naruto shook his head and continued on his way, though he didn't know if Azuki would understand the meaning of complaining.
"Uh-oh, I thought you knew that."
"What that? Don't say half of it, riddles can't give birth to children. ”
"I'm not going to have children, it's so troublesome. It's not easy to feed yourself, and children are so fragile, wouldn't they break if they touch it. Red Bean said.
"How do you know if a child is vulnerable?" He asked.
"Red told me, I've seen her with a big belly, and it's a little cute." Hongdou's eyebrows danced, "It seems that I have been born recently, and my complexion is good." ”
Naruto's eyelids jumped as he remembered the cold drink from the refrigerator in the red bean.
"Do you never have pain during your period?"
"Huh? How do you know!!! Red Bean's face was full of horror, "Are you secretly paying attention to this?" What a pervert. ”
"Let's change the subject, what's going on with that snake queen?"
"Myths and legends, I forget where I looked, is that a woman turned herself into a snake with a curse. Then he will not die, and when he is resurrected, he will come out of the mouth of the serpent. ”
"Orochimaru seems to have changed his body a long time ago." Naruto asked, the main body of Orochimaru appeared in his heart inexplicably, Aunt Snake and I have long been spicy!
"I don't know, I just think it's quite good" Red Bean couldn't go on, a little disgusting.
"Understood." Naruto reassured, "You'll be able to see it right away, you're still the party." ”
"Is there anyone as comforting as you?" Red beans say hello directly.
"Do you want me to knock you out then, so that you can't be out of sight and out of mind, and you should sleep." He asked.
"Hmm" Azuki was really thinking about it seriously and looked up after a moment, "Do you think it's possible for me to defeat Orochimaru?" ”
"I think you just need to move your fingers."
"You're kidding!" The red bean was surprised.
"You're kidding first."
Red Bean: "."
She suddenly found that she had a bad heart and didn't want to chat with this slut, so as not to get out of the way and have a heart attack. Especially don't get down to business, I want to hack him to death.
However, she herself knew that it would not do her much if the curse mark on her neck was not removed. Even though she was ready to lie down, the spell mark was a ticking time bomb.
Especially when Naruto found her and told her that it was Orochimaru's data backup, she was even more disgusted. Crazy, that guy from Orochimaru is really a psychopath.
Naruto didn't think Orochimaru was crazy, the world was so big, there were always people who would delve into immortality. It's just that that person happens to be Orochimaru, and the method is a bit disgusting.
Change your body and transform into a snake. Orochimaru's consciousness is infinitely close to the way of existence of Otsuki. Similar to returning to the roots, back to the original appearance of Chakra.
The scorpion can abandon the body and reduce consciousness to a small cylinder. Then the Great Snake Pill is obviously more advanced, directly abandoning the flesh and blood, and exists in the form of a soul.
But this method has drawbacks after all, and the soul also has size. When you are reincarnated, you don't die, but when you meet Sasuke who is reincarnated by Indra Chakra, it won't be enough to see.
The physical soul is devoured by Sasuke, and he can only wait for the resurrection in a latent parasitic way.
The bad news is that Orochimaru is very difficult to entangle, and there are many insidious and cunning methods. Good news: Orochimaru in his soul state is weak, and he is also not enough to see in front of Naruto.
So, Naruto was going to try that trick.
The ghouls are sealed.
Orochimaru's nightmare made him score twice.
As for the fact that this technique requires the sacrifice of souls, Naruto has nothing to worry about, the god of death can't take away his soul. Touching it, it is not necessarily who receives whom.
This world is time-distorted, life and death are disorderly, and the hot-blooded world is difficult to judge with common sense. The most annoying thing is that there is still a long river of time, and the big barrel of wood thieves goes up against the current to kill the Hokage.
Your sister, such a buggy world, it's better to be an emperor than to make a small fuss? Enter the deep space, live the second life with the red-haired old thief, and rule the eternity.
Night.
The two of them were still in the heart of the Fire Nation Forest, a long way from the Fire Nation's border. The small yellow tent was set up to isolate the night, and the two made an appointment to wash together.
Squatting by the river, Azuki suddenly had a whim and turned his head to look at Naruto.
"Hey, what do you think I'd do if I jump in and take a shower now?"
"I'll go upstream."
"Am I not using your bathwater, then? It's not fair. "Red beans are dissatisfied.
"Huh? So how do you know if anyone is peeing upstream right now? Naruto asked.
"Poof!" Azuki spat out all the water in her mouth and glared at Naruto with bared teeth, "Can you not be so disgusting?" ”
"I'm just assuming, and I don't say it's certain." He pursed his lips.
"Forget it, don't wash it." Azuki stood up and jerked up the zipper of his tight trench coat, looking at Naruto with disdain in his eyes.
"Uh-oh."
Azuki returned to the tent and waited for a while to see Naruto walk in too, his hair slightly wet.
"You washed?" Her face was full of surprise.
"Ah, washed." Naruto spread out his sleeping bag, and the lamp on the roof of the tent emitted a dim glow.
"How can you wash it? Disgusted me and then jumped into the shower on his own? Azuki climbed over and threw himself down on Naruto, riding on top of him.
Grabbed his neck and said viciously.
"Naruto Uzumaki! You're so cheap! ”
"Ahem!! You feel disgusting and I don't want to wash it. Naruto's eyes lit up with a smirk.
The ends of his hair were a little wet, and his trench coat was pulled from his waist to his neck, and he could feel the water stains on his neck when the red bean pinched his neck. Even with a feeling, this person's eyes were wet.
It's bright and a little hot, which can arouse people's desires.
(End of chapter)