585. Pay public grain
Nobunaga passed down the order and sent several scout teams out to reconnoiter the terrain and the situation at Nagashino Castle.
That night, Iyun and Nobunaga both lived in Okazaki Castle, and a large group of turtle maids and turtle slaves walked around the two, bringing tea and water, which made Iyun uncomfortable, but Nobunaga didn't care, she and Ieyasu had known each other for many years, and they had long been accustomed to seeing turtle monsters, and they were used to it.
After dinner, Yi Yun took the translator Zheng Zhifeng and took a casual walk in Okazaki City. The greening of Okazaki City is doing well, especially in the garden, there are pools and trees everywhere, and the ecological environment is quite good.
Yi Yun sat down by the pool, Zheng Zhifeng sat down next to him, there was silence all around, and there was no half of a figure.
Yi Yun suddenly remembered about the emperor's sister, and said with a smile: "Zhifeng, I suddenly remembered, you robbed my emperor's sister's account, and I haven't settled it with you yet." ”
Zheng Zhifeng flattened her mouth: "Hmph, you soaked other women in front of me, a genuine princess, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet." ”
"Okay, now everyone will settle their own accounts!" Yi Yun laughed evilly: "I'm a person, I like to use the other way, and treat the other person, and if others rob my sister, I will rob other people's sisters." If you rob my emperor's sister, I'll rob you of a girl...... Uh-huh...... You are the only woman in the Eighteen Zhizhi, so I will rob you. This is my method of accounting, what about you, how are you going to calculate with me?"
Zheng Zhifeng's face turned red, and then he also snorted: "I asked Sister Yuanyuan how to clean up the cheating man." She told me that men cheated because they didn't pay enough public food, as long as they collected all the men's public food. He can't cheat...... So, I'm going to ask you for a public ration. ”
"Shrimp?" said Iyun Khan.
Zheng Zhifeng stretched out a hand and spread it in front of Yi Yun: "Give me the public grain!"
I said...... Do you know what public food is?" Yi Yun asked, "Can this thing be collected by hand?"
Zheng Zhifeng snorted: "Gongliang...... It's what it means to pay taxes. That is the meaning of money, if you take all the money from a man, you will have no money to go to other women, isn't it?"
"Ahem...... Your explanation is really strong enough. Yi Yun snorted coldly and began to explain the issue of paying the public grain, balalala, after talking for a long time, he completely explained the issue of paying the public grain.
"Nani?" Zheng Zhifeng was shocked: "That's what it means to pay public grain?"
"Look, I'm going to rob you. You plan to accept my public food, this is exactly Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, let's not ink, hurry up and execute. Eyun smiled wickedly and held out a large, sinful hand. suddenly grabbed Zheng Zhifeng's little hand and pulled her into his arms.
"Ah, don't, I don't know what it means to collect public food......" Zheng Zhifeng sweated.
"What's the matter, marry me for so long. It's almost time for you to be prepared, you're going to have to get to this day anyway. Ewan reached for the button on her chest.
"Don't just take off someone's clothes...... Somehow...... First...... Kiss one first......" Zheng Zhifeng's face turned red all at once.
Hearing such words, Yi Yun couldn't bear it, pulled Zheng Zhifeng's head, and kissed her delicate red lips.
Just when the lips of the two were about to touch, there was a sudden sound of water in the pool in front of them......
"Who?"
"Who?"
Yi Yun and Zheng Zhifeng jumped up at the same time.
"No one!" replied a voice in the pond.
"Grandma's, no one is still talking?" Yi Yun was furious: "If you don't come out again, I'll take a fire gun and blast it at Chi Wen." ”
"Don't, don't bang!" I saw a large group of turtles slowly floating in the pond, it turned out to be Honda Tadakatsu, Hattori Hanzo, Kamihara Yasumasa and others, a large group of turtle heads floating on the water. ...,
Hattori Hanzo said in annoyance: "It's all because you made the sound, I could have seen the passion blockbuster right away......"
Honda Tadakatsu also said very regretfully: "It's a pity...... I really want to learn how humans have children......"
Yasumasa Kamihara also said: "It's all to blame Her Royal Highness the Princess, her diving skills are so poor, she only dived for less than two minutes to ventilate...... What a turtle who doesn't fight against you......"
Nani Iyun was shocked, Her Royal Highness the Princess? Isn't that Tokugawa Kamehime? She is here too? Iyun looked at it, and sure enough, Tokugawa Kamehime's head appeared in a large group of turtle heads, she is not a turtle monster, but a beautiful girl, at this time, she is floating in the water like a large group of turtles, it is really very weird.
Tokugawa Kamehime said with a bitter face: "It's all my fault, I can only hold my breath for more than a minute, and I made a sound when I was ventilating...... Woo......"
A group of turtles said together: "Yes, Your Royal Highness Princess, you are not a qualified turtle, a real turtle can hold its breath for at least a few hours, and you still need to exercise a lot." ”
"The good show we can watch right away has been messed up by Her Royal Highness the Princess!"
The group of turtles ran away while paddling through the water while shouting, leaving Tokugawa Kamehime alone in the pond.
Yi Yun was sweating profusely, grandma's, making out with her sister by the pond was really dangerous, and she was almost peeked at by a group of turtles lurking in the water. It's good that Tokugawa Kamehime made a sound, otherwise it would be a shame.
At this time, Zheng Zhifeng was so ashamed that she almost went underground, she was an authentic yellow flower girl, and there was a large group of bystanders for the first time she made love with a man, so she really didn't want to live. She hid behind Yi Yun's back, and didn't dare to say anything other than help Yi Yun translate.
Yi Yun wiped a handful of sweat and said to Tokugawa Kamehime: "Thank you Kamehime girl for making a voice to help me out, I flashed ...... first"
He was about to run away when he suddenly saw Tokugawa Kamehime crying loudly: "Woo...... Wow...... No matter how much I exercise, I can only hold my breath for more than a minute, can't I really be a qualified turtle?"
"This ......" Yi Yun saw her sister crying, so she had to turn around and comfort: "You are a human being, not a turtle, no matter how you exercise, it is impossible to hold your breath for a few hours, stop playing, go back to take a bath and sleep." ”
"Uh......h Wow...... They're going to be real turtles!"
Iyun Khan: "Come, give you a candy to eat, don't cry." ”
"Wow, there's sugar?" Tokugawa Kamehime was overjoyed, tears disappeared in an instant, she took the candy cube from Izu's hand, and happily swam to the other side of the pond.
Yi Yun and Zheng Zhifeng glanced at each other with a wry smile, and Yi Yun spread his hands and said: "Forget it, the castle of the Tokugawa family is really not a good place to talk about love, let's go back to our own home and pay the public grain." ”
Zheng Zhifeng blushed and nodded violently-
The next day, Yi Yun slept until three o'clock in the morning before getting up, after he finished washing, he took Zheng Zhifeng to the front hall, wanting to see if there was any military information today, only a few steps away, Zheng Zhifeng heard two turtle maids whispering under the corridor.
One of the maids said, "Last night I learned a new word from Lord Honda Tadakatsu, which is called Jiaogongliang. ”
Another maid said, "What does it mean to pay public grain?"
"Hehe!" The first maid smiled: "Paying the public grain, it means that the wife squeezes her husband dry first in order to prevent her husband from cheating...... It is said that this was taught by Lord Mamoru Kyushu to Lord Honda Tadashikatsu. ”
"Nani?" the second maid was shocked, "And such a good move, I'm going to go home tonight and try it!" ”
The voice of the two turtle maids was lowered, and behind them was a lot of messy boudoir words, Zheng Zhifeng was sweating profusely when she heard it, and she didn't even have the courage to translate for Yi Yun. ...,
Yi Yun looked as usual, he didn't understand anyway, he walked with a smile, and waved his hand at the two turtle maids to show "Hello comrades".
The two turtle maids screamed at Yi Yun and ran away.
"Huh, why did they run away when they saw me?"
Zheng Zhifeng sweated: "Ahem, maybe they are more afraid of seeing people." ”
The two walked to the hall of the castle tower, only to see Nobunaga, Ieyasu, and their generals all present, and Iyun was the last to get up. Seeing Yi Yun walking in with Zheng Zhifeng, the faces of a group of generals showed strange looks, full of ambiguity.
Iwan Khan.
Nobunaga's face was also red, she got up early this morning, and she also heard the rumors that Honda Tadakatsu was spreading, rumors are often more and more changeable, and when they reach Nobunaga's ears, they become: "Kyushu Mamoru is collected by his wife every day, so he can't soak women outside." ”
Nobunaga thought to himself: Last time he said he wanted my first night, but in the end he didn't dare to run away, it turned out that the public grain was collected and he couldn't do anything to me again, haha!
Nobunaga coughed dryly and said, "Lord Kyushu, you came just in time, I have something to discuss with you." ”
"Hmm, what's the matter?" asked Evan.
"Yesterday I sent out scouts to reconnoiter the terrain and spy on the military, but all of them were killed by the ninjas of the Takeda family! Nobunaga sighed and said, "The Takeda family has a powerful fifth-order ninja Kato Danzo in charge, and it is useless for me to send as many scouts as I send!" So I want to trouble Lord Kyushu, can you send that fifth-order ninja Chen Yuanyuan under you, and form a ninja team with my subordinate Takigawa Kazuki and Beesuka Koroku to find out the military situation." ”
So that's the case? Yi Yun suddenly appeared, it seems that the Takeda Army has begun to engage in an intelligence blockade. Last time, Iyun also did an intelligence blockade, forcing the Otomo family to send Izumo's Akuni to reconnoiter the intelligence, which caused him a lot of trouble, of course, it also made him harvest a red fox, I didn't think that the Takeda Army would also come to this set now. He hurriedly said: "No problem, I like this kind of thing like espionage the most, so I will personally lead the team!" (Welcome to your support, is my biggest motivation.) )