Chapter 80: Baldness Becomes a Trend (Water)

Confucius Ziyun: Microtubule Zhong, I was sent to the left.

Guan Zhong served as an assistant to help Duke Qi Huan complete the first hegemony of the Spring and Autumn Period, and his slogan of "respecting the king and destroying the emperor" was also respected by Confucius. Confucius, who respected the legal system of the previous kings, ruled the world from the Yellow Emperor hanging down his clothes to the rise of Confucianism, establishing the orthodox image of the Central Plains with his hair tied to the right side, and was regarded as a barbarian by the right man.

"Zuo Chuan: Ten Years of Dinggong" Shu: "China has great courtesy and righteousness, so it is called Xia, and the beauty of chapter uniforms is called Hua."

"The Book of Books" says: "The crown dress is said to be Chinese, and the big country is called summer." ”

Until the Jin State ruled the Central Plains, he took the initiative to carry out Huhua, changed clothes, shaved his head, and changed to a hairstyle that was more thorough than the Mediterranean, leaving only the sides and tying a pigtail.

Then during the reign of the Mengyuan Dynasty, it was more relaxed, each because of its customs, and could not stand the two dogs, so it took the initiative to carry out Huhua, and the Mongolian hairstyle of braided hair and vertebrae became a trend for a while.

In February of the first year of Hongwu, Zhu Yuanzhang, who had just become emperor for less than 40 days, issued the "Retro Edict on Clothing", requiring all subjects in the world to restore the style of the Tang Dynasty. Especially for hairstyles, it is absolutely forbidden to use Jurchen and Mongolian style braided hair vertebrae.

At the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, the law strictly stipulated that if a child combed a Mongolian-style "tie hair" (that is, shaved his hair and left only a small pinch of his forehead), he would be castrated, and the whole family would be exiled to remote areas to serve as soldiers.

The Jurchen and Mengyuan hairstyles were political mistakes. Short hair is disloyal, unfilial, unkind, and unjust, challenging the traditional status of Confucianism, and deviant. The bald man is the chosen one, cool and crooked.

Lao Zhu touched his head, a little nostalgic for the time when he was a monk, and he didn't have to worry about taking care of his hair. Only if you have lost, you will know how to cherish it, but unfortunately you can't go back, this is the price of being dressed and restoring Chinese orthodoxy.

Zheng Xiong ran to work as usual, holding the official hat in his hand when it was inconvenient, and left in a dashing manner with a small flat head in the eyes of everyone.

Time has passed, and from Zheng Xiong's home to Huimin Pharmacy to the Teaching Workshop Department in Nanjing City, Zheng Xiong can be seen every day with a small flat head brushing his sense of existence from time to time.

It's annoying, as the weather gets hotter and hotter, it's getting harder and harder to take care of your hair, and everyone is silently enduring it. I don't dare to cut it off, for fear of being scolded, and it will be very uncomfortable if I don't cut it.

Baldness is different, although it is a little embarrassing, but there are still a lot of people who lose their hair, it is nothing to despise, and you can cover it with a hat when necessary, it looks very cool.

Wang Mang: Wang Mang is bald, and he is a house.

Du Fu: The whitehead scratching is shorter, and the hairpin is overwhelming.

Otherwise, there are more ways than difficulties, some people have started to think crookedly, isn't the soap in Huimin Pharmacy able to lose hair? Then take it to wash it every day, wash it bald, and raise it slowly, push two, five or six, and just dump the pot Huimin Pharmacy.

There are always some mavericks, deviants, and clever beings in this world.

For example, Chang Mao, with a strong background, his father Chang Yuchun, his uncle is Lan Yu, his brother-in-law is Zhu Biao, and Hongwu married the eldest daughter of Feng Sheng, the Duke of Song, in five years, which can be described as a standard super second generation.

But the second generation, they don't take the usual path, colluding with Hu Weiyong for the sake of their own mother's fate, and at the same time going to their father's concubine, a very contradictory person, now fifteen or sixteen years old is also a rebellious age.

Since the last time Zheng Xiong dedicated a poem to his sister, he noticed Zheng Xiong and felt that this poem was very good and suited his appetite, and since then he has been paying attention to Zheng Xiong, and has specially sent a small servant to pay attention to Huimin Pharmacy and Zheng Xiong's every move.

When Zheng Xiong volunteered to be tortured and posted a notice in the pharmacy, indicating the dangers of long hair, he was a little unbearable and ready to move, and it was annoying to take care of his hair every day.

After studying for several days, in order not to be scolded, I also thought of the soap of Huimin Pharmacy, which was bald first, and was slowly raised, and the effect was the same, which was convenient for throwing the pot.

Can't wait, the soap was washed three times a day, washed for a day or two, and began to lose hair, after which he was full of confidence, persisted for about a week, and finally finished falling, looking at the shiny bald head in the bronze mirror, Chang Mao showed a satisfied smile.

In the strange eyes of the people in the house, he went to the East Palace Prince's Mansion with a shiny bald head, showing off his face, and complaining about the atrocities of Huimin Pharmacy.

"Brother-in-law of the prince, what do you think of my hairstyle?"

The prince looked at his brother-in-law speechlessly: You also call it a hairstyle.

"It's good, why did you make it like this, who did you learn from this bald head?"

"Don't mention it, it's all because of the soap in Huimin Pharmacy, it's very easy to wash your hair, and it becomes like this when you wash it. Alas, how will I meet people in the future, how will I marry a daughter-in-law, brother-in-law, you will be the master for me. ”

Looking at Chang Mao's serious fake crying, Zhu Biao didn't debunk him, what kind of person this brother-in-law is, he knows it himself.

"I'm afraid there is no way to punish the crime, Zheng Xiong of Huimin Pharmacy has already voluntarily been punished, and a notice has been issued later, prohibiting washing of hair, you can only bear it."

Touching his bald head, Chang Mao was helpless.

"Well, forget it, we're also reasonable people, blame myself, I didn't notice when the notice was issued. Nothing else, brother-in-law, I'm leaving. ”

Watching his brother-in-law leave, Zhu Biao touched his hair, thinking about how his father felt when he was bald, he was a little eager to try, and finally he didn't dare to take this step.

Looking at the location of Huimin Pharmacy with resentment, he was scolded for Zheng Xiong's business, and then he was grounded, but he didn't see Zheng Xiong to take a look, and his feelings were still wrong. Now the soap is like poison, lingering in my mind.

Chang Mao continued to show off, like a fun toy, starting with his little friends and continuing to his uncles and elders. While being proud, he scolded the soap of Huimin Pharmacy.

With the pioneers, touching the pioneers to cross the river is, the first and second generations are not willing to be lonely, and they have followed suit. It's bald, and it's getting stronger, and fried meat with bamboo shoots is a fart.

Suddenly, it seemed to have become a trend, and it came inexplicably, and the second generation followed suit, and the young bald heads that can be seen everywhere attracted everyone to move. It's summer, so cool, envious.

The concept of the older generation is always conservative, and the young people always like to be different. There is no political correctness involved, and young people are not burdened at all to do it, just play.

There are more and more orders for soap in the glass factory, and the income is growing rapidly, Zheng Xiong looked at the account book in front of him and was a little speechless, and he didn't want to speak.

Originally, I just wanted to change the young lady's opinion, not to be discriminated against, and to disgust people by the way. I didn't expect to meet such talents, leading a wave of trends, and throwing a big black pot to Huimin Pharmacy. I don't dare to go out with a small flat head now, and I wear a hat to cover it, for fear that a stuffy stick will suddenly appear somewhere and be beaten.

(End of chapter)