Chapter 1: Descending the Mountain
"Hey, don't miss it when you pass by, the Chinese miracle doctor, on-site acupuncture, curing all diseases, hey, uncle, you are sick! Hey, don't go, don't go, old man, your Yintang is black! Why don't you listen to others? Qin Mo was wearing a vest, sitting on the bench and shouting at the pedestrians.
"Hey, come and take a look, acupuncture can cure all diseases, and any disease can be cured!"
"Neurotic!"
"Hey, how can you curse? You're really sick, did you have a stomach ache last night! Hey, don't go, don't go. ββ¦β¦β¦β¦
Qin Mo saw that there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road, and put away the small bench: "Alas, today is another day without making a penny, and these people are really, and they don't listen to anyone's persuasion!" β
Qin Mo picked up the small bench and walked up the mountain, Qin Mo came to the halfway up the mountain, there were two people sitting in the pavilion halfway up the mountain, and saw Qin Mo walking up the mountain and hurriedly walked over: "Senior brother is back, senior brother is not tired, the two of us will beat your back, come, sit and sit, come, senior brother drink and drink!" β
Qin Mo put down the small bench, sat in the pavilion, picked up the wine and took a sip and said, "What have you two done again, you have nothing to do, you are either a traitor or a thief!" β
"The master kicked us out of the master's gate, and won't let us enter the master's door, senior brother, you can save us!"
Qin Mo: "What did you two do again?" β
"Uh...... You said! β
"You say!"
Qin Mo was suddenly a little impatient: "If you two don't say anything, I'll go!" β
"Say ......, that...... Just now, I accidentally broke the master's favorite teacup in the master's door! β
Qin Mo: "That's it?" β
"Hmm!"
Qin Mo Erlang's legs were cocked: "Is this a thing?" Actually, it's not impossible to save you, but no one has been looking for me for treatment lately, and I don't have the money to buy alcohol and drink, you two look at this ......"
The two of them suddenly felt a pain in their hearts: "As long as you let us go back to the sect, senior brother, we will have two of you for the wine money in the future!" β
Qin Mo laughed: "Seeing that the two junior disciples are temperamental, I will definitely help with this favor, after all, it is a master's apprentice, I naturally won't pit you..."
Qin Mo picked up the small bench, took the pot of wine, and was about to go up the mountain!
"What about us, senior brother?"
Qin Mo took a sip of wine: "You just go up the mountain directly, I will tell the master about this matter!" β
The two of them were immediately overjoyed: "Thank you, senior brother!" β
Qin Mo kicked open the door: "Old man, I'm back!" β
At this time, a knife flew directly over! Qin Mo caught the knife with both hands and threw the knife back on the shelf!
Looking at the white-haired old man sitting there, he smiled and said: "Master, you are not good, you are going to murder your own apprentice, you see that you have a big temper, my two junior disciples dare not enter the master's door, I will let them in!" β
The master glanced at him: "Peep! What about the money you handed over to the teacher? β
Qin Mo: "Master, look at me, do I have 10 yuan in my whole body?" No one is looking for me when I go down the mountain for treatment, and I can't do anything! β
The master glanced at him: "I have an old fellow, please ask me for something, you go down the mountain!" Go get this done! β
Qin Mo put the bench under his ass and sat on it: "Don't go!" How boring it is to go down the mountain, how can it be comfortable to come up from the mountain! Besides, can't you go? β
Master: "Your cultivation is higher than mine!" I'm your master, do you want your master to do something? And as long as you complete this task, you can leave the division, and your money will not have to be handed over to the division in the future! β
Qin Mo made a reluctant look: "Master, you see that you have said so, so what reason do I have to refuse?" Then tell me, what task, even if it is to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I will complete it! β
The master just took a sip of tea and squirted it out directly: "Okay, you... Ahem......"
Qin Mo: "Hey, master, don't die!" If you die, who will give me money for wine? You're going to let me put money into the teacher's door! β
The master stood up and picked up the knife: "Qin Mo, don't run, you unfilial piety!" β
As he spoke, the master slashed it down!
Qin Mo hurriedly grabbed the knife with both hands, "Master, you really want to kill your apprentice!" β
Master: "Hurry up and get me off the mountain!" β
Qin Mo hurriedly ran out of several meters: "Master, you haven't told me any task yet?" β
The master threw the knife on the ground: "Go to Yanjing to settle down, find the ancestor of the An family, he will tell you!" β
Qin Mo grinned: "Master, you see that my pocket is cleaner than my face, you have to poke me the travel fee!" β
The master snorted coldly: "Hmph! After leaving the division, you are not a member of the division, you still ask me for travel expenses, I haven't asked you for your food and accommodation expenses in the division over the years, ............"
Qin Mo ran out of the division directly: "Goodbye, master, I took the two pots of wine under your bed, don't be grateful to me, I will come back!" β
The master roared: "Qin Mo!!!!! β
Qin Mo laughed, Qin Mo walked halfway up the mountain, and the two saw Qin Mo hurriedly coming over: "Senior brother, did you tell the master?" β
Qin Mo: "It's said, it's said, the master said let you go up, it's okay, you just need to tell the master about it!" If the master punishes you, mention my name! β
The two were overjoyed
"Thank you, thank you, senior brother!"
Qin Mo smiled: "It's okay, who made us a teacher, that is, my master asked me to go out to do something just now, but I didn't give me the fare, you said I'll go over, I'm too tired, what do you two say about this?" β
When the two heard that Qin Mo was going out to run errands, and they didn't have to give the wine money in the future, they suddenly became happy, and the two patted their chests: "Senior brother, the two of us paid for your fare!" β
The two of them were rummaged through by Qin Mo and turned out the more than 300 yuan they only had!
Qin Mo: "Look at this, how embarrassing is this, how embarrassing is this." β
Qin Mo snatched the money as he spoke, and the two of them suddenly felt a little painful, this was the only private money left in the pockets of the two of them!
Qin Mo: "Just go up with the two of you, the master will definitely not scold you!" (It's going to kill you)"
"Thank you, senior brother, then you go to do something, the two of us have also returned to the master, senior brother, I wish you a smooth journey!"
Qin Mo: "Okay, good, goodbye!" β*βοΈ(ΛΒΊΛ)β―οΈ*
Qin Mo counted down as he walked: "60, 59, 58......"
Qin Mo walked to the foot of the mountain: "...... Three, two, one, zero"
"Ahh Yes! Yes! Yes!!! β
There was a deafening scream from the mountain!
Qin Mo looked at the mountain: "Alas, painful junior brother, I said, the master won't scold you, but I didn't say that the master won't beat you!" What bad intentions can I have? Haha......" (β’Μββ’Μ)
Qin Mo laughed and walked towards the train station.