132, the encounter between the poet fairy and the piano elf, hilarious scenes

"Okay, okay, don't introduce me, I know the Foggy Mountains are amazing. By the way, why did you cry just now? ”

Yuan Xingcan, who was still talking at Baba, choked up all of a sudden, and then jumped directly to his feet.

"I said that I didn't cry, I didn't cry, this is the reason why the wind is strong."

Seeing the hard-mouthed Yuan Xingcan, Liu Nan couldn't help but laugh.

"Brother Hai, today is really a happy and happy day! Let's go...... Meta what? ”

"Yuan Xingcan, Tian Yuan's Yuan, Starlight Star, Brilliant Can.

I am destined to be as bright as the stars. ”

"Oh yes, yes, Yuan Xingcan, let's go down the mountain together.

By the way, is there anything good to eat at the bottom of the mountain?

The first time we came here for a tour, we couldn't find any good restaurants. How about you take me there, and I invite you to dinner? ”

"Food? Then you are asking the right person, at the foot of this foggy mountain, there are no delicious restaurants that I don't know

。 Let me tell you, whether it's a chicken pot or eating mountain delicacies or something like that, I can tell you clearly.

The best place must be the fat mother's house. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at these two people, from the strangeness at the beginning, to the ridicule later, and then to the current hooking shoulders and chatting about food.

Good guys, is it really that silky to make friends?

"I feel so sorry for Mother Hai, he is like an old mother, carrying a camera from behind to watch his family Anan hook up with others."

"Damn, when I said this, I also felt distressed."

……

Today, Saturday, Lin Hai's elementary school is also on holiday, and he is in his own room, watching the live broadcast with a kind smile on his face.

"You know the ball, so I don't need to feel distressed. Anan is like this, I don't want to mention how happy I am. ”

……

The live broadcast continues, and Liu Nan is really born to meet his good friends.

After a while, these two people really became friends who talked about everything.

"Hey, I'm telling you, don't be a star for anything. Xingcan, only fools go to be stars. Are you stupid? ”

"I'm stupid!"

"I'm lost, are you really stupid?"

"Then I must be a big star, if you say stupid, stupid, what's the matter?

As long as I knew for myself, it would be nice to have a witty horse. ”

Looking at Yuan Xingcan, who was full of confidence, Liu Nan couldn't help but give a thumbs up to this new friend he met today.

"You have this mentality, don't say you can really give it a try. What kind of star do you want to be? ”

After speaking, Liu Nan poured Yuan Xingcan a full glass of wine.

"Thank you I'm still young, I don't drink."

Liu Nan's collapsed eyes directly made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh.

"Okay, you don't drink me, okay?"

"Okay, no problem, you can do whatever you want, you can't be a star anyway."

……

"I'm laughing to death, do you look at Liu Nan's collapsed eyes?

Hahaha, our family Yuanshen is really a chat ghost!

For the first time, I discovered that someone can talk to you at any time. ”

"I also died of laughter, it's the first time I've seen it, Liu Nan can't deal with it like this."

"God, I'm still young, you can't be a star."

……

"Hey, I said Yuan Xingcan, what's wrong with you?

I invited you to dinner, why do you talk like you have eaten dynamite? ”

"I'm a straight talker, don't be surprised.

In addition, I like to tell the truth, so I often offend those hypocritical people.

What do you say, don't care about me. ”

Lin Hai stopped cooking, he looked at a serious Yuan Xingcan, and then at Liu Nan, who was about to collapse, and finally Lin Hai couldn't help it, and laughed directly.

Lin Hai laughed, and the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help it, and they were all laughing.

This Yuan Xingcan, what a treasure boy!

How can he cook, so serious and say such heart-piercing things?

Liu Nan was suffocated, his face was red, this was the first time in so long that Liu Nan was so uncomfortable.

"Xingcan, you should be running pretty fast, right?"

Yuan Xingcan looked surprised: "Wow Liu Nan, how do you know?"

I used to, but our school holds the record for 100 meters, and I'm telling you I'm running fast. ”

Liu Nan snorted coldly: "That's right, otherwise, you would have been beaten to death by talking like this." ”

"What do you mean? What's wrong with me chatting like this?

The boss of the place where I work likes it like this.

He also said that I was a good chatter, and he was going to introduce me to the shop across from him. ”

Liu Nan was stunned: "What's that, are you sure he's complimenting you?" ”

Yuan Xingcan's face was affirmative: "That's a must, what kind of person am I, Yuan Xingcan, a future grand pianist, can I not understand the sophistication of such a person in my words?"

I'll tell you, I saw it at once, and he thought I spoke nicely. ”

"Poof...... Brother Hai, please chat with him for a while, I'll go out to take a breath, my brain is buzzing. ”

After speaking, Liu Nan ran away in embarrassment, leaving Lin Hai to look at Yuan Xingcan reluctantly with a smile.

And at this moment in the live broadcast room, countless fans of Yuan Xingcan were also stunned by the brain circuits of their idols.

"What am I fans of?

Is this still Genshin?

Or that world-famous grand pianist?

Or is it the pianist that the West admires and admires? ”

"What, Genshin, although his brain circuit of chatting is a bit strange.

But at least he ...... I can't make it up anymore, so I'll pick it up later. ”

"Well, at least he's confident, right, such a confident mentality is the source of Yuanshen's success. And...... My conscience aches, and the latter is connected. ”

"And...... Forehead...... And a hammer, this is a mallet, okay? ”

"Ahem, the original god became a human all of a sudden, don't say such a primordial god, I like it even more."

"Yes, I'm used to seeing him like a piano god, and now I think he is a real person."

"But I have to say, although I have become a human, but this is too much, right? It's a joke all of a sudden! ”

……

"What are you smiling at me? And laughing so obscenely?

I warn you, don't try to lie to me. ”

Lin Hai's facial expression stiffened suddenly, and he was not good looking at Yuan Xingcan.

Nerves, you, what do you mean by laughing lewdly?

Do you understand what obscenity is?

Do you know how to write obscenity?

My name is kind, kind smile, you know?

Lin Hai was also crazy, this person was really poisonous.

"What kind of elder brother, you want to drink when you eat!

I'm telling you, don't you play the piano?

I've heard people say that playing the piano after drinking can break through the bottleneck and play different music. ”

Yuan Xingcan's eyes lit up nine years ago: "Really? You didn't lie to me? ”

Lin Hai was serious: "Of course, what is written on my face is honesty, and I must believe my words."

Believe me, after drinking, playing the piano is absolutely amazing. ”

Yuan Xingcan eagerly glanced at the wine glass: "Then give it a try?" ”

"You have to give it a try, I, Lin Hai, never lie to people, and there is nothing wrong with listening to me. Come on, come on, let's drink! ”

……

"Brother, you are really my own brother, Brother Hai, I love you.

You're really, I'm crying to death, you're such a good person! This wine is really delicious. ”

"Xiao Yuan, when did Brother Hai deceive people?

See?

With an honest face, when I was still in my mother's belly, a fortune teller pointed to my mother's belly and said, "Sister, after you are a child, the biggest problem is that you can't lie."

You see, it has now been fulfilled, right?

I really can't speak, I can't tell a lie! ”

"Brother Hai, the fortune teller is right, you are really a sincere person. Here, let's have another drink for the two of us. ”

"Come brother, brother, I'll drink enough with you."

After Liu Nan came back, he saw this scene, and the whole person was dumbfounded, and now at the dinner table, looking at these two people, his face was dazed.

And, he also looked at the camera.

"What's going on?"

The audience in the live broadcast room was also at a loss at the moment.

No one understands why all of a sudden it's like this.

This wine is drunk...... Speaking of which, Mother Hai, are you really not lying?

But why, don't we believe it at all?

"Oh, Anan is back, that's great, come and drink with Xiao Yuan.

This kid, he is bitter in his heart, I understand him. ”

Liu Nan sat down stupidly, looked at Yuan Xingcan with a painful face, and then looked at Lin Hai.

"What's the situation?"

"Wow...... My life is so miserable! I lost my father when I was three years old, and my mother raised me alone.

I have a talent for the piano and my teacher said I was highly talented.

However, after I finished my studies, I ended up working as a pianist in a restaurant!

I want art, I want communication.

But why, in the end, I can only communicate with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar?

And, most fucking excessively, yesterday someone said I played the piano like shit.

What the hell, let me play eighteen touches.

This damn thing, let me play the piano in the dining room.

In the end, he also threw the money on the ground. I, Yuan Xingcan, have never suffered such a big grievance in my life. Woo woo, I'm so miserable!! ”

Forehead...... Looking at Yuan Xingcan, who was crying with Lin Hai in his arms, Liu Nan was confused, this kid must have a serious illness.

"What kind of star can you play, did you play the last eighteen?"

Yuan Xingcan turned his head with teary eyes, glanced at Liu Nan, and finally wowed.

"Why didn't I play, I can't get along with money, right?

So I played, and he said I didn't play well. Eventually, drop the money on the ground for me to pick up. ”

Liu Nan's face was a little distorted, as if he wanted to laugh, but finally held back.

"So, did you pick up the money?"

Yuan Xingcan suddenly sent Lin Hai: "Then you must pick it up, I earn money with my ability, why can't I pick it up?"

A thousand yuan, half a month's rent, why should I refuse? ”

"Then why are you crying? Isn't that fun? ”

Yuan Xingchan sighed, hugged Lin Hai and cried again.

"But...... I was still insulted, he said when he left, my piano dog didn't listen!

I've grown up so old and I've never been wronged like this.

No, I'm going to find a piano and talk to the dogs. I didn't believe it, and the dog didn't listen. ”

What the hell am I ......

This kid has a problem with his brain, right?

Nine years later, the now mature Yuan Xingcan can't stand it anymore at this moment.

He turned off his phone and yelled at the ceiling.

"Ding Feng, the two of us are definitely going to die."

"Ahem Xingcan, why did you use to be like this before?"

Yuan Xingcan looked at the eyes of his agent and assistant, and felt that he had died.

Really, at this moment, he felt that there was nothing left in this world worthy of his nostalgia.

"Forget it, let's destroy, don't even think about living."

"Poof...... Hahahaha! ”

With this smile, Yuan Xingchan completely exploded, and his mentality jumped completely. Damn, how is this going to keep him alive in the future?

……

"Well, what's that, I'm actually quite curious, how about this piano version of Eighteen? Is there a great god who pops up and let's listen to it? ”

"Don't worry, everyone, after the live broadcast is over, I will make it overnight, although it is definitely not as good as the original god.

But I think it must have a taste. ”

"I'm rubbing, Genshin still has such a black history?"

"Pass it on, and the original spirit plays eighteen touches on the piano."

"Pass it on, and the original god sings eighteen touches."

"Pass it on, the eighteenth touch of the original god."

"Pass it on, and the original god will let others sing eighteen touches for him."

"Pass it on, and the original spirit has been touched."

"Pass it on, touch it!"

This damn barrage, this damn netizen, hahahaha, I fucking laughed too.

……

"Brother Hai, this kid is drunk, let him sleep on the floor, let's continue to eat. Oh my god, this chicken soup is so delicious. ”

Lin Hai looked at Yuan Xingcan, who was holding his arm, and was also speechless.

This kid really can't drink!

……

The camera switched, and the transition began, and it was the next day.

And when you get drunk, it's not terrible to do anything embarrassing.

The scariest thing is that someone will help you remember the next day, and this one is the most terrifying.

Therefore, the next morning, Yuan Xingcan ushered in the scene of social death.

"Damn, this one was deleted, or I'll be done with you."

Liu Nan and Lin Hai laughed out loud, and finally came back with revenge.

It is impossible to delete, and it is impossible to delete in this life.

Are you kidding, what a pity it would be if something like this didn't stay?

Fighting and fighting, in the end, Yuan Xingcan accepted his fate.

But as soon as it happened, the three of them suddenly became friends.

This man's friendship really came here!

"Xingcan, where do you work? If you have the chance, we'll go over and see you. ”

Yuan Xingcan is going back, and he still has to go to work.

Yesterday was really aggrieved, and everyone came out to relax.

There's no way, just let him play eighteen touches with a piano player, and throw the money on the ground to humiliate.

In addition, at the end, he sarcastically said that your piano dog will not listen.

Such humiliation, Yuan Xingcan, this child, although he has a big heart, is he a young man after all, isn't he?

"I play the piano at Tianya Pavilion, basically every night.

If you come, I will thank you for your dinner. ”

"Okay, I'm going to see you play the piano. Tianya Pavilion, right, when the time comes, let's go over, don't worry about money! ”

Yuan Xingcan snorted disdainfully: "Just kidding, my Yuan Mou is very generous."

Let's go, and thank you, Brother Hai. After drinking last night, I'm much better today. ”

With a wave of his hand, Yuan Xingcan left, and the young man faced the rising sun, forgetting all his grievances and leaving.

Bouncing and jumping, exceptionally cheerful.

Maybe it's like his piano, always so clean and sunny.

This is also the reason why Yuan Xingcan can become a god-level pianist.

(End of chapter)