207, Dai Yue Teng Wang Ge Ji pretended to be addicted, and he couldn't stop it
"How can you not know the name?
How could such a poet, who is definitely a great man, not know the name?
I said boy, don't look at the Taoist priest, I'm delicate and frail, it's scary for me to lose my temper, don't lie to me?
I'm a person who hates liars the most, believe it or not? ”
The young man smiled reluctantly: "I really didn't lie to you, I really don't know who the author is, an anonymous poet." ”
Zuo Gongming finally let go of this person, and then he muttered back to his place.
"The person who wrote about the wine and the person who Ai Lian said must be the same person."
Suddenly, he slapped the table and said. And at this time, suddenly Liu Nan spoke.
"That Taoist priest, can you come over and have a glass of wine?"
When Zuo Gongming heard this, he subconsciously turned his head and saw Liu Nan who was toasting to him.
And the moment he saw Liu Nan, Zuo Gongming seemed to frown. He seemed to see the literati breath in Liu Nan's body.
"Good boy, you invited me to drink? In that case, then the Taoist priest is not welcome. ”
After speaking, Zuo Gongming came to Liu Nan's table with his own chopsticks and wine glass, and he also saw the camera.
"Will it be broadcast?"
Liu Nan smiled and shook his head: "It shouldn't be for the time being, this is my record life." ”
Zuo Gongming breathed a sigh of relief, and then sat down with a big grin.
"Yes, boy, you give me the feeling of being a literati. By the way, your body seems to be very weak, huh? ”
Something, this guy definitely has something. At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room also came back to their senses, this sloppy Taoist priest is definitely not simple
。 At a glance, I can see something on Liu Nan's body.
"The Taoist priest has good eyesight, and his health is indeed not good.
As for the literati? I'm not much of a literati, I'm just a tourist now. ”
Unexpectedly, after Zuo Gongming heard these words, he suddenly became happy.
"Well said, it's not the best of the literati. Come on, come on, since you asked me to come over for a drink, it's impossible for me to pour the bar myself? ”
Liu Nan was not angry, and poured a glass of wine for Zuo Gongming with a smile.
"Taoist, please!"
"Hahaha, boy, have a drink together?"
Liu Nan was not polite, so he drank a glass of wine with the other party.
"By the way, Taoist priest, why do you think that Ailian's words and will enter the wine were written by one person?"
Zuo Gongming picked up a tiger skin chicken paw and ate it, for Liu Nan's words, he smiled after he finished eating.
"It's not a Taoist priest who blows, I belong to a certain realm of the Han literati.
There are basically no people who can surpass me. And now, there may be one.
It is impossible for such a person to give birth to two at once, there is no such coincidence.
Although this song will enter the wine, it is not the same as the life realm that this Ai Lian said sounds.
However, the talent in this cannot be faked.
So, it can only be written by the same person. By the way, do you know who this person is? ”
Liu Nan shook his head with a smile, and when he saw this scene, Zuo Gongming's eyes suddenly shrank.
"You wrote it, didn't you?"
Liu Nan was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly shook his head.
"Don't deny it, Taoist priest, I have been learning some Taoist things in the past few years.
When I asked you just now, did you know it, there was not the slightest fluctuation in your eyes, and it seemed that you were very familiar with this person.
This proves that you absolutely know who wrote it. ”
Liu Nan was really stunned, Lin Hai was also stunned, and the 200 million viewers in the live broadcast room were also stunned, looking at Zuo Gongming incredibly, everyone was directly cracked.
"Guys, do you know what's going on? What the hell, what's going on with this person? Did he really see it? ”
"Impossible, fake, right? I don't believe it, I think maybe he knew it somewhere. ”
"Taoism? What the hell is this? ”
"Damn, my scalp is numb, if this is really seen by him, this person has become a god!"
Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, Lin Hai was holding a chicken paw in his mouth at the moment, looking at this sloppy Taoist priest blankly, his eyes were full of incredulity.
And at this moment, Zuo Gongming suddenly laughed.
"Looks like I guessed right, and when I saw the look in your companion's eyes, I knew it was right.
Good boy, awesome, what's your name? Who did you study with?
Good guy, there is a genius like you in the Han cultural circle?
In addition to these two songs, do you have any other works? ”
Good guy, a series of questions were asked directly, and Liu Nan was not given any time to react at all.
And Liu Nan muttered in his throat at this moment.
"You...... How do you ......"
Liu Nan was also stunned, to be honest, this was the first time, and he was seen through at a glance.
Good guy, this is a god, isn't it?
Zuo Gongming didn't care about Liu Nan's shock, his eyes were blazing at Liu Nan at this moment, and the good guy seemed to have seen a peerless beauty.
"How do you tell?"
Liu Nan finally calmed down, and the shock in his heart went without saying.
"It's simple, look at the looks, and then speculate.
In addition, when I heard this poem just now, I was already imagining this author according to the intuition of the literati.
And finally, at the beginning I said so much here that you didn't do anything.
However, after I finished saying that the author and Ai Lian said that the author was a person, you immediately invited me to drink.
I never believe in coincidence, I just believe that everything has a cause.
So, the Taoist priest made a bold guess. I didn't expect it, but I guessed it right? ”
The chicken claws in Lin Hai's mouth fell to the ground, and he opened his mouth wide and was shocked.
Although Liu Nan was better, he also felt his heart shake.
What a powerful person, this person is definitely not simple.
And the people who watched the live broadcast nine years later were basically scared.
Gu Qing looked at Zuo Gongming with a complicated expression: "Alas, he is still so powerful, he is still so incredible."
This is Zuo Gongming, the Four Strange Layman Zuo Gongming.
Mom, why is there such a big gap between this person and people? ”
At this moment, Pu Xinyang also looked at Zuo Gongming in amazement.
"Good fellow, why is this damn getting worse?
Zuo Gongming, you remember for me, you lied to me at the beginning, and sooner or later I will take revenge on you.
Since you're not dead, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to let you learn how to bark too. ”
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Ye Weidao was pleased: "Gongming is still like this, he is really one of my most proud disciples." ”
And at this moment, there is a direct uproar in the live broadcast room.
"I'm leaning on, have you come out to say, who is this guy? What the hell, this person is definitely not an ordinary person. ”
"That's right, if he's an ordinary person, I'm not a human being.
From such a little thing, Liu Nan's identity was directly determined?
I'll go to his uncle's, where did such a man of God come from? ”
"God, I don't want to speak, I really just want to ask about the identity of this person."
"Damn, what the hell is it the first time I've seen someone so powerful?
In other words, are all Taoist priests so powerful? ”
"By the way, this Taoist priest seems to be quite powerful?
Doctor Li is also a Taoist, and this person is also a Taoist, all of them have stunts? ”
"Good guys, what kind of fairy characters are these?"
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The noisy noise in the live broadcast room had no way to affect Liu Nan and them nine years ago.
At this moment, Liu Nan and Zuo Gongming, a sloppy Taoist priest, chatted.
"Awesome, Taoist, your eyes are amazing.
Just now I said that you are not a simple person, I didn't expect you to be so powerful?
That's right, the author of both works is me. ”
Well, Zuo Gongming glanced at Liu Nan with a complicated expression at the moment.
Although he guessed it, when it was really confirmed, his expression was also complicated.
What are you kidding, such a work is written by a person who asks for money?
Moreover, it is two songs at a time. The first poem of the ages, the first prose of the ages. Good guy, this guy is hanging up, right?
So, he was really shocked by that.
"Awesome, you're really awesome. This song will go into the wine, and I can say that I like it very much. At that time, when you were creating, what was the situation? ”
Liu Nan thought for a while, and suddenly smiled: "I drank too much and wrote it." ”
Zuo Gongming was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
"Good, good, very good. Drink too much, and there's no better answer.
To write poetry is to drink alcohol, and if you don't drink alcohol, writing poetry is dry.
My name is Zuo Gongming, and now I am a sloppy Taoist priest, and I want to make you a friend.
It's very easy for me to make friends, and ordinary friends just have a temper with me.
Ordinary friends, just let me recognize a certain aspect.
Good friend, you have to be on par with me in some way.
This confidant and friend, there must be something beyond me.
I like you, and your poetic talent surpasses mine. ”
Looking at such a solemn Zuo Gongming, Liu Nan also picked up his wine glass at this moment.
"Hello Brother Zuo, my name is Liu Nan.
I never look at whether I have talent when making friends, and no matter what kind of talent I have, I can't compare to me.
So, I make friends to see if it's worth it. ”
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Good guys, countless question mark faces appeared.
In the live broadcast room, the audience was all showing.
Especially Liu Nan's words, I never look at my talent when making friends, because none of them are talented.
What the hell, I didn't expect Mr. Liu Nan to pretend to be so fresh and refined?
"Ahem, what is that, I want to laugh when I see Mother Hai now. Look at Mother Hai, the whole person can't hold back. ”
"What did I say, Shixian Dada, you are good at pretending, no more, no less, just right, and the position is not impartial. What the hell, it's so silky! ”
"Hey, hey, hey, he
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"Poof...... Hahaha, hahahaha, your Zuo Gongming's arrogant life, what the hell do you have today?
Hahaha laughed at me to death, is it really unpleasant for the sky to have eyes to retribution?
Zuo Gongming, you like to pretend to be forced, but now you can't pretend to be good, right?
You have the ability, are you pretending to be forced in front of Shixian? ”
At this moment, Pu Xinyang is laughing and happy, and he can't wait to drink his three cups.
Ye Weidao, Zuo Gongming's teacher, couldn't cry or laugh at this moment.
"These two people, really...... In fact, it was right for the two of them to become friends. ”
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Zuo Gongming was stunned for a long time, and finally he smiled.
"Good guy, pretending to be forced or Liu Nan, you are powerful. How did I not think of that?
My pretending routine, although it's not bad, but it's not as domineering as yours!
You said that I didn't think of such a scene of pretending to be forced before?
I don't make friends to see if I'm talented, I'm not talented anyway.
What a fucking pretending to be the Bible, brother, you're mine. ”
Lin Hai snorted and squirted: "Damn, you're just pretending to be forced?" ”
Zuo Gongming raised his eyelids: "Hey, you inconsequential person, I'll make friends with you too."
I don't look at whether you are talented or not, anyway, it can't be as talented as me. ”
Lin Hai was dumbfounded, what kind of hook did he encounter?
What the hell is your uncle?
", I want to be friends with you!
Also, you're so old, what are you pretending to do? ”
As soon as these words came out, Zuo Gongming was suddenly unhappy.
"You don't understand, I've been studying literature for so many years, why don't you take it out and pretend to force you to learn from him?
I've been practicing calligraphy every day for decades, isn't it just to write a good hand in a scene where there are many people and they all know how to write a good hand, so that they can wow?
I'm telling you, you can't stop this by pretending to be this, this thing is addictive.
By the way, this Liu Nan is also a master of pretending, I'm 100% sure.
Otherwise, it wouldn't have been so silky.
Tut-tut came to the right place today, pretending to be forced to learn classic quotations. ”
Listening to Zuo Gongming's words, both the literary and non-literary circles were silent.
There was silence, and no one wanted to speak. It's really ...... Although you think he is talking nonsense in the summer, but deep down you think that Zuo Gongming is right.
"Ahem, friends in the live broadcast room, what if I think he is right?
In this life, people are all about pretending.
For example, at this moment, I want to say that Lao Tzu earns 10 million a year. Excuse me, how many can compare to me? ”
"Poisonous, this person, such an elegant thing, why is he described it so vulgar?"
"Ahem that, I think he's right, I like to pretend too, and I like it more and more."
"Tianping Province Changkuai inflatable doll processing factory welcomes you to come and install, we not only let you install, but also give you money."
"Damn, what the hell is this? This Zuo Gongming led the live broadcast room crookedly with his own strength. ”
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Pu Xinyang gritted his teeth and looked at this scene, he was the most unlucky victim of Zuo Gongming's pretend.
As soon as he remembered that back then, Zuo Gongming, who was harvested by heaven, pretended to be forced in front of him every day, and he couldn't help the power of the desolation in his heart.
Really, twelve years ago, he suffered a lot from it, and he hasn't let go of it until now.
The five gentlemen of Qulian City, facing such Zuo Gongming, are like an idol collapsing. They didn't expect Zuo Gongming to say such a thing.
Qin Zhongxiu: "Ahem what, I think what Zuo Jun said is right, he is debauched, he is such a free person."
The reason why we don't feel right is because we haven't reached his level.
When we get there, we'll understand. That's right, it's definitely like that. ”
This kid is crazy, and it's serious, carry it away next.
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Liu Nan coughed, and he drank this glass of wine with Zuo Gongming with a smile.
"Daoist Zuo, you are a bit interesting and can talk. It's human nature to pretend to be forced, otherwise it's really boring to learn so many things.
How about the two of us pretend tonight?
Take a look, who pretends to be better? ”
(End of chapter)