Chapter 16: I Have a Monkey
Call me a spoiler officer: Hey, no, if they can't beat it, how did you catch the fish, fellow?
Lu Changge: I have monkeys~
Call me a spoiler officer: Isn't the Great Sage still unborn?
Lu Changge: Well, that's right.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: So?
A picture casually hit the chat group.
[Name]: Multicolored stone fragments
[Type]: Heaven and earth spiritual material
[Grade]: 12th order
[Introduction]: Originated from a fragment on a complete multicolored stone, it is the top-level immortal forging spiritual material.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: ????
Call me a spoiler officer: You broke the multicolored stone?
Lu Changge: .........
Call me a spoiler: No, it won't be so small if it really breaks.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: So, this is what your monkey gave you?
Lu Changge: Yes.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: ......
Call me a spoiler officer: I don't envy at all, really!
Yes, I believe it very much, and it's true, Lu Changge smiled slightly.
I'm really not a mermaid: Speaking of which, Mr. Lu, since your level is so high, don't you need to care about security?
I'm really not a mermaid: in the world of Journey to the West, there are a lot of monsters, and there are some very powerful existences.
Lu Changge: This is Huaguo Mountain.
I'm not a mermaid: I know it'...... Hey, wait!
Call me a spoiler officer: Huaguo Mountain, a barren mountain in the East China Sea, how can there be any monsters who are uncomfortable, at the risk of offending the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea, crossing most of the East China Sea, and then descending on a barren mountain to provoke a guy who doesn't know him at all.
Lu Changge: It doesn't matter if you have, I have monkeys~
Call Me Spoiler Officer: ????
Call me a spoiler officer: How can an unborn great sage deal with monsters? You don't want to throw him out as a bomb, do you?
Lu Changge: That's not true, although it's not impossible.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: That's?
Lu Changge: What do you think gave me the previous exercises?
Lu Changge: Not being born doesn't mean that there is no action, nor does it mean that the destructive power is poor, to be honest, just a few little monsters come casually, and you really don't necessarily beat the unborn monkey~
Lu Changge: Before, in order to get out that fragment of the multicolored stone, the monkey almost smashed a mountain.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: Lemon Essence Tears .jpg.
Call me a spoiler officer: The weak can't beat your monkey, the strong won't go, what kind of exercises do you need, eat and drink all day long, just wait for your monkey to come into the world, just wait for the immortal to be sent to become an immortal!
Lu Changge: So, why do you think I'm not interested in cultivation?
Call Me Spoiler Officer: .........
The spoiler officer picked up his favorite Bingdun pillow, and it was ravaged.
Crazy!!
It's all crossing, why is there such a big difference!!
Spam chat groups, what do you want!
I'm really not a mermaid: there is a small problem, Sun Wukong is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, this is the beginning of everything, and it is also the big climax in the early stage, but ......
Call Me Spoiler Officer: You're trying to ask what someone will do after the monkey is suppressed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, right?
Call Me Spoiler Officer: Speaking of which, that's what I'm curious about.
Lu Changge: It's not simple, I must have become an immortal at that time, I don't need to care about my lifespan, just go to Wuzhi Mountain to build a small house and accompany the monkey house for 500 years.
Lu Changge: At that time, you could eat, sleep, and sleep all day long, hey, by the way, I suddenly remembered, it seems that there is a practice practiced in my sleep, what is it called?
Call Me Spoiler Officer: Sleeping Arhat Fist?
Lu Changge: Not this.
Call me a spoiler officer: Sleep Heart Sutra, the one that Chen Tuan Ancestor?
Lu Changge: Yes, yes, that's it!
Lu Changge: Find a way to get this thing in your hands and let the monkeys sleep, no one stipulates that you can't sleep when you are suppressed.
Lu Changge: When the time comes, find a way to connect to the Internet with the monkey in your dreams, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, and play games when you are idle and bored, isn't this also very comfortable? None of it!
Lu Changge: It's not enough to play for 500 years~
Call me a spoiler officer: Hey, good guys, it's a punishment for people to be suppressed for 500 years, how can you put it aside It's the same as a vacation.
Lu Changge: Haha, it's a vacation.
Lu Changge: When the monkey is over on vacation, he will be sent all the way to defeat the Buddha, at that time, there must be someone in the entire Three Realms who is stronger than him, but there must not be many.
Lu Changge: In addition, this world is a little abnormal, and I can't pick up the sequel to Journey to the West, who can say for sure.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: Hey, the sequel you're talking about is the one that is super ghostly?
Lu Changge: Hmm.
Lu Changge: That's it, the Buddha of the King of Relic, the King of Ten Thousand Buddhas, the Buddha Door Bearer!
Lu Changge: At that time, I was not walking sideways in the entire Three Realms~
"Goo-dong" spoiler The spoiler officer's throat rolled.
What's more, at that time, ninety percent of the worlds of the heavens and all worlds could walk sideways.
I don't envy at all, I really don't envy, that is, why are my eyes a little wet......
I'm really not a mermaid: the fairy road is flat, which is indeed enviable, but this is the blessing of Changge, and others can't envy it.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: Long Song??
Call Me Spoiler Officer: What happened between the two of you? Am I amnesia?
I'm not a mermaid: nothing, whatever you want.
In the mermaid world, Li Ruolan gently bit her hot lips, is it really casual? Who knows~
I'm really not a mermaid: Changge shouldn't mind, right?
Lu Changge: Whatever.
Lu Changge: Wait a minute, the secret technique given to me by my monkey is about to be conceived, so I will retreat first.
Call Me Spoiler Officer: Secret Arts? Don't you dislike cultivation? What else do you do?
Lu Changge: I'm a lazy cultivator, okay, it's okay if you don't like it.
Lu Changge: However, if I don't like cultivation, I don't like cultivation, and I won't resist becoming stronger, and there is another point, I need to save a little more life.
Lu Changge: The road to lying flat is close at hand, if I don't survive the birth of the monkey, I will have to cry to death, and I will crawl out of it angrily if I fall into the eighteenth layer of hell!
Call Me Spoiler Officer: .........
It wasn't until Lu Changge disappeared without a trace, and the avatars were offline, that the dialogue appeared again in the group.
Undefeated naughty boy: Since his debut, Gu has been rampant in the world, only the world envies me, and has never envied others.
Undefeated Naughty Boy: Only now did I understand what kind of eyes those mediocre people used when they looked at me, and what emotions they had accumulated in their hearts.
Immortal: Same.
Immortal Bird: With the power of the Whitebeard Pirates, wherever we go, others respectfully cater to us, we are the freest pirates, the overlord of the new world, but now......
Immortal Bird: Phew, what a hegemon, what the freest pirates, what's the use!
Undefeated Naughty Boy: Alas~
Immortal Bird: Alas~
Silence, half a breath of effort.
Undefeated Urchin: Why are you learning from me!
Immortal: Why are you learning from me!
Two sentences, almost at the same time.
Undefeated Urchin: Do you want to fight?!!
Immortal: It just so happens that my fists are a little itchy too!